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Tisket
11-15-2008, 08:06 PM
...good to see you hanging at the mall on NOVEMBER THE FUCKING FIFTEENTH. Jesus. Halloween decorations are barely down.
B2
11-15-2008, 08:08 PM
Santa's been in my mall for two weeks. We've been selling holiday stuff since October 13th.

We never really were big on the holidays, being bad jews and all, so it doesn't really phase me. It's no different than any other time of year.
Tisket
11-15-2008, 08:14 PM
Oct 13th? That's ridiculously early.
Moist Happenings
11-15-2008, 08:23 PM
Santa has a lot of work to do these days... There are more children in the world today. That's China's fault. Regis said that.

He's gotta start early.
BigWorm
11-15-2008, 09:30 PM
We have had a fulltime Christmas song FM station here since October 1.
Methais
11-15-2008, 10:47 PM
IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!!11
Drakam
11-16-2008, 12:57 PM
what? didn't you guys know that Santa sold part of his gift deliveries to all the package delivery services?
Stretch
11-16-2008, 01:07 PM
Santas are serious business.

There was almost a riot in Northern Virginia because the dude that's been playing Santa at Tyson's Corner for the last 15 or something years got canned for this year.
Mabus
11-16-2008, 03:51 PM
IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!!11

But Santa is a Socialist! He uses his social engineering methods to force his behaviors on others, and then GIVES the toys away to those that capitulate!
Mabus
11-16-2008, 03:51 PM
But Santa is a Socialist! He uses his social engineering methods to force his behaviors on others, and then GIVES the toys away to those that capitulate!
And did I mention, he wears red....