Random Daily Funnies

[Kitsun]

So while at the card shop today, between rounds of Magic, one of the little kids there named Ben told me he lost his wallet. With a sad little face he turns and says to me, "I think I got raped." After informing him that the word he wanted to use was "robbed" I went looking for his wallet for him. It was next to a giant box of cards that probably stole his attention and when I gave it back to him, another kid told Ben that the best place for a wallet is in your back pocket so you can feel it is there. When the next round starts, little Ben sits down and says, "Ow, this hurts! I can really feel it in my butt!"

[Proxy]

hmm, two starts.

[diethx]

So while at the card shop today, between rounds of Magic, one of the little kids there named Ben told me he lost his wallet. With a sad little face he turns and says to me, "I think I got raped." After informing him that the word he wanted to use was "robbed" I went looking for his wallet for him. It was next to a giant box of cards that probably stole his attention and when I gave it back to him, another kid told Ben that the best place for a wallet is in your back pocket so you can feel it is there. When the next round starts, little Ben sits down and says, "Ow, this hurts! I can really feel it in my butt!"

lol, nice