So we've got some nice henckel knives

[Sean of the Thread]

and they're sharp as shit so the rule is to never put them in the dishwater always leave them on the counter next to the sink/water.

Well low and behold I stick my hand in the fucking water tonight to pull the nearly cut the tip of my pinky off.


this is going to severely fuck up my masturbation time as I'm right handed.

[ViridianAsp]

and they're sharp as shit so the rule is to never put them in the dishwater always leave them on the counter next to the sink/water.

Well low and behold I stick my hand in the fucking water tonight to pull the nearly cut the tip of my pinky off.


this is going to severely fuck up my masturbation time as I'm right handed.

GOD DAMN it's like the bad luck fairy follows you around.

[Methais]

Wanking with your left hand could be a completely mindblowing experience you never thought possible.

[Skeeter]

do the rowboat.

[Ignot]

Wanking with your left hand could be a completely mindblowing experience you never thought possible.

Yes but be sure to sit on it until its numb first.

[diethx]

do the rowboat.

Explanation plz? None of these seem to fit:

1. Rowboat 16 up, 3 down
A wrigling and smacking of ones penis against a pair of nice breasts very quickly back and forth
I rowboated the shit out of those titties last night.

2. rowboat 7 up, 2 down
Having simultaneous doggy style intercourse with 2 partners with the aid of a dildo attached to the back.
Dude, those chicks totally strapped a dong on me and we went at it rowboat style!

3. Rowboat 2 thumbs up
To lay on top of another's back holding the arms as you would oars as the other wriggles there legs as rutter of a boat.
Josh rowboat's Nate.

4. rowboat 2 up, 2 down
When a person is jacking off two dicks while giving a footjob to another dick.
Man that bitch gave a mean rowboat to us three last night!

5. rowboat 3 up, 5 down
The act of fingering a girl with both pinkys when both hands are flipped over so the two fingers are touching and moving in unison.
Jessa loves the rowboat in the backseat of the Honda.

6. rowboat 4 thumbs down
Female sexual orifice. From rhyming slang expression "Rowboat and Punt"
"Blimey, darlin', when did you last trim yer rowboat?"

7. something too stupid to post

[Proxy]

Yes but be sure to sit on it until its numb first.

When I first read that, I thought it said, "Be sure to sit on your thumb first." WTF!!!

[Skeeter]

Explanation plz? None of these seem to fit:

1. Rowboat 16 up, 3 down
A wrigling and smacking of ones penis against a pair of nice breasts very quickly back and forth
I rowboated the shit out of those titties last night.

2. rowboat 7 up, 2 down
Having simultaneous doggy style intercourse with 2 partners with the aid of a dildo attached to the back.
Dude, those chicks totally strapped a dong on me and we went at it rowboat style!

3. Rowboat 2 thumbs up
To lay on top of another's back holding the arms as you would oars as the other wriggles there legs as rutter of a boat.
Josh rowboat's Nate.

4. rowboat 2 up, 2 down
When a person is jacking off two dicks while giving a footjob to another dick.
Man that bitch gave a mean rowboat to us three last night!

5. rowboat 3 up, 5 down
The act of fingering a girl with both pinkys when both hands are flipped over so the two fingers are touching and moving in unison.
Jessa loves the rowboat in the backseat of the Honda.

6. rowboat 4 thumbs down
Female sexual orifice. From rhyming slang expression "Rowboat and Punt"
"Blimey, darlin', when did you last trim yer rowboat?"

7. something too stupid to post


It's a very obscure reference to the Fox show The Loop from a few years ago.

[Stanley Burrell]

Hey:

You still have one hand left to 'bate; or even better, punch your wife/SO/house-bitch dead in the face.

...'Bate?

[radamanthys]

fuck that, stan. Teach her the joy of the ol' "Dildo on a Drill".

She'd never talk back after that one.-