Man attempts to pay debt with spider drawing

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Found this on another forum, pretty sure it hasn't been posted yet.

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/spider.gif

Hilarity ensues. (the above quotes are just the beginning, click the link for the rest)

[Drew]

That is a pretty good drawing...

[Bobmuhthol]

It has 7 legs.

[CrystalTears]

Heh, it's funny that she kept going with it. "Return the drawing" and she sends it. LOL!

[g++]

The rest of that website is full of win too



Girls that have said no #8

Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you David?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On wether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.



Awsome

[Amber]

An "original e-mail attachment" of the 7-legged spider just sold for 10k on ebay. I wonder how much the 8-legged attachment would fetch.

http://tiny.cc/kJiZ0

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.27bslash6.com/images/spider.gif


It has 7 legs.

I'm more likely to donate $234 dollars to the spider without a leg. Poor bastard. All he needs is a war story and a bottle of whiskey.

[Daniel]

The rest of that website is full of win too



Awsome

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awesome

[Stanley Burrell]

The rest of that website is full of win too



Awsome

Sir, you are correct.

http://www.27bslash6.com/monkey.html

[Drisco]

Ahahah I lol'd for a good while on that.

[Sean of the Thread]

Rofl.

In related news I used the A/C repairman as a reference in a debt collection process today. With his permission hehahah. Even funnier.