Neff's new lover!

[GSLeloo]

(Aradin humps Neff's leg like a dog.)

Aradin tries to catch Neff's eye. Neff ignores him.
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Kaillen says, "Just tell me you're the masculine one at least and everything is alright."
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Aradin asks, "Neff, why are you being so cold to me?"
>grin
You grin.
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Neff squints at Aradin.

Neff slyly says, "Thanks anyway."
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Kaillen leans softly against Aurilee.
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Aradin gives Neff a lingering kiss.
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Jesae's group just came through a narrow opening.
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Neff put a kelyn-tipped myklian scale lockpick in his steel lockpick case.
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Fangox says, "Well."
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Aradin says, "You're welcome hunnie."

Now.. for the funny part.

You see Aradin the Wizard.
He appears to be a Dark Elf.
He appears to be young and robust and shorter than average. He has twitching milky white eyes and pale skin. He has waist length, greasy deep red hair shaved at the temples. He has a triangular face, a red nose and a pronounced overbite.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a tooled amber ring, a bone-inlaid copper alloy medallion, a silver-edged black leather tunic, a waxed black leather pouch, some dark silver-buttoned breeches, a pair of glazed leather boots, a deeply hooded black silk cloak, and a crystal amulet.

[Souzy]

Hahaha, that's great! Neff scared all the girls away? :P

[GSLeloo]

You ask, "Where?"
>blink
You blink.
>'Sorry.
You say, "Sorry."
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Aradin says, "In my pants."
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Aradin nods to you.
>prep 118
You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast at ara
You gesture at Aradin.
Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Aradin.
CS: +222 - TD: +37 + CvA: +20 + d100: +93 - -5 == +303
Warding failed!
Aradin is firmly webbed in place.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Neff slyly says, "Voln."
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Aradin says, "Ouch."
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Aradin says, "I like them wild."
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Aradin says, "I'll catch you later baby."
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[Hasina]

Note: heavily, heavily, heavily editted... basically all the extra crap cut out


Aradin says, "Acts like she does not know me."
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Aradin says, "Tries to make a fool of me."
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Aqquilla says, "Lemme see if I can find the constable...."
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Aqquilla stands up.
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Neff slyly exclaims, "Girls do that to me ALL the time!"
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Aradin nods to Neff.
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Aradin says, "Tis a pity."
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Aradin says, "Now she wishes to have the authorities on me."
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Aradin leans softly against Neff.
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Aradin says, "Us men need to stick together."
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Aradin says, "You know, only thing that can understand a man, is man."
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Aradin says, "Perhaps we should love eachother."
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Aradin glances at Neff.
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Aradin flirts with Neff, tossing him an inviting smile.
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Neff glances at Aradin.
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Leloo laughs!
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Aradin moves to a kneeling position.
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Leloo exclaims, "Neff has a lover!"
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Neff slyly says, "My boyfriend wouldn't appreciate that."
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Aradin says, "Neff? Marry me."
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Neff slyly says, "Go back to sittin' on that girl."
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(Aradin humps Neff's leg like a dog.)
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Neff glances at Aradin.
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Aqquilla just arrived.
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Aradin glances at Aqquilla.
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Aradin exclaims, "Wife!"
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Aqquilla asks, "Can someone find the constable for me?"
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Aradin says, "I swear, I wasn't doing anything."
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Aradin begins to flirt with Aqquilla.
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Aqquilla just went north.
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Leloo marches back and forth, sharply turning at the end of each stride.
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Aradin grins.
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Aradin says, "She's away now."
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Bestrada nods to Valkar.
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Valkar nods.
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Aradin says, "We can show our love for eachother again."
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Aradin pulls Neff closer to himself.
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Aradin exclaims, "My love!"
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Aradin gives Neff a lingering kiss.
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Leloo snickers.
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Aradin licks Neff's cheek sloppily. Yuck!
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Neff shares some coins with his group.
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Neff removes a dented gold chest from in his black stalking cloak.
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Aradin hugs Neff, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
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Minase says, "This town is very strange..."
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Aradin joins Neff's group.
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Neff slyly says, "Gads, that's a big box."
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Kaillen just arrived.
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Kaillen hugs Neff, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
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Aradin glances at Kaillen.
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Bestrada nods to Valkar.
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Neff slyly exclaims, "Dad!"
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Neff gives Kaillen a friendly hug.
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Aradin pulls Neff closer to himself.
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Aradin gives Neff a lingering kiss.
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Kaillen asks, "How ya doin?"
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Leloo says, "That's your father in law."
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Leloo nods to Aradin.
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Neff slyly says, "Ask me in a minute. I'm about to blow up."
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Leloo points at Kaillen.
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Kaillen says, "Ok. You got one minute to get it over with."
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Aradin says, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your dad."
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Aradin just nudged Neff.
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Neff slyly says, "No."
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Aurilee just arrived.
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Neff slyly exclaims, "Mom!"
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Kaillen gives Aurilee a lingering kiss on the nose.
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Aurilee hugs Neff, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
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Neff slyly says, "Mom, dad, this is my pseudo-lover, Leloo."
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Leloo stares off into space.
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Aurilee exclaims, "Hey you!"
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Neff slyly says, "She's also the Prime Minister of the cul-de-sac."
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Leloo says, "You forgot yuor husband."
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Leloo gives Neff a good pinch!
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Leloo points at Aradin.
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Aradin nods to Leloo.
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Neff slyly says, "Yes, also this man is my husband apparently."
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Kaillen says, "We've met. The prime minister thing is news to me though."
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Neff points at Aradin.
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Leloo grins.
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Aurilee asks, "Do what?"
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Aradin grins.
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Leloo grins at Kaillen.
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Aradin stands up.
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Leloo says, "Me too."
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Aradin hugs Aurilee.
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Aradin says, "Mom."
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Aradin gives Kaillen a friendly hug.
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Kaillen says, "I guess I should prepare a list of proposals to make this place better."
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Aradin says, "Dad."
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Kaillen asks, "So who's this guy?"
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Kaillen points at Aradin.
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Aulus nods to Kaillen.
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Aurilee asks, "Mom?"
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Kaillen says, "He seems to have a thing for ya."
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Aradin says, "I am Neff's husband."
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Leloo nods to Aulus.
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Kaillen gives Neff a series of teasing little prods along the spine.
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Leloo says, "Agreed."
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Neff slyly says, "Bloody hell."
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Aulus says, "And make it so i can rob leloo."
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Neff slyly asks, "Anyone cast a decent lore?"
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Aurilee gasps.
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Neff slyly asks, "Dad?"
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Kaillen says, "Y'know I always wondered if all of his womanizing was to hide somethin."
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Aulus says, "When her and her group have boxes."
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Aulus nods.
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Kaillen asks, "Lock or trap?"
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Neff slyly says, "Trap."
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Aradin laughs!
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Leloo grins at Kaillen.
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Neff slyly says, "Big trap for a bloody zombie box."
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Aradin asks, "You womanize?"
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Aulus grins at Leloo.
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Neff slyly says, "Thanks."
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Aradin glances at Neff.
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Aurilee points at Aradin.
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Aurilee asks, "Him?"
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Aradin asks, "Have you cheated on me?"
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Neff peers thoughtfully into the lock mechanism of a dented gold chest for a moment, then takes a small metal file and spends a moment scraping at the casing just inside the keyhole. He blows once into it and a small puff of greyish-white powder emerges. Neff then removes a needle from his locksmith's toolkit and slides it carefully into the hole, before making a decisive jab at something within. You hear a faint hissing noise, and another cloud of dust emerges from the chest's lock.
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Aulus asks, "How big?"
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Aradin glances at Aurilee.
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Aradin says, "I'm very big."
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Aulus nods.
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Aurilee's face turns slightly pale.
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Neff nods.
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Aradin makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Kaillen says, "Hey Aurilee, lets go hunt and hope that by the time we get back, this isn't happening anymore."
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Neff removes a ruby-edged dark mithril lockpick from in his steel lockpick case.
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Aradin gestures at Darkzumos.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Darkzumos.
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Neff settles into the difficult task of picking the lock on a dented gold chest.
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Aurilee says, "In that I can tell you I'm not interested."
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Neff slyly says, "You know, come to think of it.."
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Neff slyly says, "This isn't a zombie box."
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Neff slyly says, "I forgot."
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Neff chuckles.
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Aradin makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Syrile just arrived.
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Aradin gestures at Neff.
Neff becomes calm and focused.
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Aradin says, "A bit late."
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Neff slyly says, "That's right. Nightmare steed."
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Neff glances at Aradin.
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Neff slyly says, "Thanks anyway."

[Hasina]

Aradin says, "You're welcome hunnie."
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Aurilee glances at Kaillen.
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Kaillen says, "Not telling us about him wont make him go away you know, so you may as well tell us what the dealie is."
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Kaillen gives Neff a series of teasing little prods along the spine.
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Aradin tries to catch Neff's eye. Neff ignores him.
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Kaillen says, "Just tell me you're the masculine one at least and everything is alright."
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Aradin glances at Leloo.
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Leloo peers quizzically at Aradin.
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Aradin flirts with Leloo.
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Leloo shows Aradin her silver wedding ring.
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Aradin exclaims, "Hey, three is a party!"
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Aradin says, "I could share you."
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Aradin says, "You aren't THAT hot."
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Neff squints at Aradin.
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Leloo stares off into space.
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Aurilee dances around the room to music only she can hear.
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Kaillen asks, "Do the webs mean the wedding is cancelled?"
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Kaillen cocks his head at Aradin.
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Aurilee exclaims, "My teeth!"
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Aradin says, "No."
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Kaillen nods to Aurilee.
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Aradin says, "It was Leloo."
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Aurilee says, "They're back to normal."
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Aradin says, "She got mad."
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Lord Aulus just went north.
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Aradin says, "Because i told her she wasn't that hot."
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Aradin smiles.
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Kaillen says, "You're pointy eared again, lets keep it that way. We need to bury that vial where it can never be found."
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Aurilee says, "Well...I guess you wouldnt think so...being into the guy thing."
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Aurilee gives Aradin a little prod between the shoulder blades.
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Aradin says, "Your son cries in my arms."
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Aradin nods to Aurilee.
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Aradin says, "But I will enjoy being in the family."
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Aradin gives Kaillen a friendly hug.
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Aradin hugs Aurilee.
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Kaillen says, "A natural reaction to fear."
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Kaillen nods.
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Kaillee just arrived.
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Kaillee just went through a narrow opening.
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Aurilee says, "Touch me again...."
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Aurilee glares at Aradin.
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Kaillen pulls on his dark crystal amulet, his eyes narrowing for a moment.
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Aradin says, "He likes to wear dresses in the bedroom and likes to be called Auria."
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Aradin says, "Anyways Mom, Dad. I have to go."
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Aradin says, "My wife is calling me."
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Aurilee says, "Please do."
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Aradin says, "I have to leave her now."
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Aradin kisses Kaillen tenderly.
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Aradin kisses Aurilee.
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Aradin just went north.
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Aurilee says, "Gah."

[Anebriated]

no, its definately funnier in the shorter version...

[Artha]

Aradin exclaims, "Hey, three is a party!"
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Aradin says, "I could share you."
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Aradin says, "You aren't THAT hot."

This one actually made me laugh out loud.

[Hasina]

oh, i'm sure it was funnier in the shorter version. I just thought i'd be nice to see the entire thing... specially some of the parts that were missed.

[GSLeloo]

LoL. I chose the parts for a reason! Cause they were funny and made it look funny.

[Moist Happenings]

It all goes to show you that everyone, male or female, is in love with Neff.

[Shalla]

Jesae was even an extra.. Made a cameo.

[crazymage]

<is slightly aroused.>

[Shari]

Hehe, did I? <struts>

I was busy snapping at Aulus for being an ass and sweeping me down in the catacombs. So when I confronted him he just shrugged at me. It is times like now that I miss...

prep 501

prep 910

Le sigh