Moose Taunting Hunter

[Drunken Durfin]

I guess she keeps up with the season schedules...

http://www.aventure-chasse-peche-video.com/view_video.php?viewkey=5080b9a6a17bef029331

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The hunter should be damn glad that moose was as laid back as she was, given that her calf was right there. Usually makes them really aggressive.

[Atlanteax]

Where's Palin when you need her?!?

[Proxy]

...... :shocked2: those two are freaking lucky as hell. Moose = spawn of Satan(all be it tasty ones). And like Narc pointed out, with her calf there she could of made Jason looked like a boy scout.

Given a choice between a pissed of bear, or a pissed off mother moose. After surviving both, I'd take the bear any day of the week.

[Amber]

Wow, talk about nerves of steel. I'd never have been able to hold still like he did when she came right up to him.

[Ignot]

...... :shocked2: those two are freaking lucky as hell. Moose = spawn of Satan(all be it tasty ones). And like Narc pointed out, with her calf there she could of made Jason looked like a boy scout.

Given a choice between a pissed of bear, or a pissed off mother moose. After surviving both, I'd take the bear any day of the week.

really you survived both and still feel the moose is worse? I believe you but I can see myself fighting a moose, however pitiful that would be. Maybe I could get lucky and break its leg or something. But a bear? I just don't see anyway to beat a bear. I guess it would depend on the bear but I always imagine the grizzly when I think of bears.

[Euler]

\But a bear? I just don't see anyway to beat a bear

really? don't see ANY way?

http://dclips.fundraw.com/zobo500dir/johnny_automatic_picnic_basket.jpg

[Proxy]

an angry bear is a big stupid f'n beast

an angry moose is a F'n psychotic 800+ lb serial killer.

w/ a bear as long as you don't freak out and have some amount of topographical/situational awareness the odds are in your favor. (this is also taking into consideration that you are not some out of shape over weight slob)

w/ a moose, if you piss it off it will hunt you. Not attack, hunt. And they don't care if you have friends, a rocket launcher, or a small tank. If there is a way to ruin you. It will find it.

Figuratively speaking it's like dealing w/ a t-rex as apposed to a veloca-raptor the same size.

[Whimsi]

an angry bear is a big stupid f'n beast

an angry moose is a F'n psychotic 800+ lb serial killer.

w/ a bear as long as you don't freak out and have some amount of topographical/situational awareness the odds are in your favor. (this is also taking into consideration that you are not some out of shape over weight slob)

w/ a moose, if you piss it off it will hunt you. Not attack, hunt. And they don't care if you have friends, a rocket launcher, or a small tank. If there is a way to ruin you. It will find it.

Figuratively speaking it's like dealing w/ a t-rex as apposed to a veloca-raptor the same size.

You are so full of bullshit it boggles the mind. Bear maulings and related deaths far, far outnumber moose trampling. Get real.

[Drunken Durfin]

[QUOTE=Proxy;839046]an angry moose is a F'n psychotic 800+ lb serial killer.
QUOTE]

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wN_eRZ4C9Q

[Whimsi]

The biggest risk a moose poses to humans is hitting one with your car. At higher speeds you can probably kiss your ass goodbye.

Bears however: http://jasperwildlife.com/Fatal-Bear-Attacks-in-North-America-Jasper-Wildlife.html

[Proxy]

You are so full of bullshit it boggles the mind. Bear maulings and related deaths far, far outnumber moose trampling. Get real.

Statistics are G-d aren't they now. Hmm, now I'm boggled. well not really. Impish little book whores like you that demand the world = the stories they read in some ass back-wards blog, or statistical analysis are easy enough to spot.

Sorry to burst your bubble here but the real world couldn't care less about some BS number in some stupid book. The point to fact is this, yes more people die due to bears, why? because bears have more interaction w/ people that have next to no place being in a non-urban environment. I get the feeling that this grouping would include the likes of some stuck up librarian like you.

Now to further illustrate my point, ask ANYONE, again ANYONE that has had the miss fortune to be on the receiving end of those, which they would prefer to repeat. Put your F'n books down and actually talk to someone. I would be willing to be you cash that most of them will tell you flat out the bear.

So until you actually have something to say aside some miss represented # from Joe Blow's blog on statistics for dumb asses STFU and go back to reading your books. And stay out of the woods.

Eat shit & die, get rapped by a moose, and have a nice day, the end. <3

[Whimsi]

My god. You put the "S" in stupid.

And moose don't rap btw.

[Whimsi]

Statistics are G-d aren't they now.

No, they aren't god. They are facts though. Jesus.

[Whimsi]

And I must ask this since you have that quote in your sig...are you Medicatrixrayah?

[Proxy]

No, they aren't god. They are facts though. Jesus.

And apparently easy enough to 1) be miss interpreted, and 2) be miss quote by cherry picking, brain dead, know it all's like you. :)

Your little book say one thing, my experience and that of others say your wrong.

You say get real, I say get a life. <3

PS: statisticaly everyone dies, so why wait?
PPS: No I'm not Rocktard.

[Whimsi]

Did you go to school? At all?

[Proxy]

Did you go to school? At all?

That the best retort you've got left?

Fail... <3

[Proxy]

[QUOTE=Proxy;839046]an angry moose is a F'n psychotic 800+ lb serial killer.
QUOTE]

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wN_eRZ4C9Q

OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Whimsi]

That the best retort you've got left?

It wasn't a retort, it was a question.

[Proxy]

Whats the point? Seriously, watch the youtube, laugh at the win that is that song, and shut up already. Your hell bent on trying to tell me a pissed off moose isn't a sadistic hell spawn, no matter how much I disagree.

So you stick with those yummy lil numbers of yours, I'll stick with what I know, and we can both agree that Drufin wins this thread. :)

[Whimsi]

Your hell bent on trying to tell me a pissed off moose isn't a sadistic hell spawn, no matter how much I disagree.


I didn't say a moose wasn't a dangerous animal. I did say you were full of bullshit for arguing that a moose is more dangerous than a bear.

[kallindra]

Actually what I think he's saying is that a *person* who's had *both* experiences would choose the bear over the moose... which, as I don't think you've had either (I know I haven't) you can really say is right or not...

[Whimsi]

I spent summers at my grandparents in Alaska while growing up. Moose in the garden was not an uncommon sight. I remember my grandmother chasing one off with a broom once.

[Proxy]

That would hardly qualify as a pissed off moose.

[Whimsi]

I doubt she'd have been waving a broom at a calm bear though.

[Proxy]

she shouldn't of been waving anything at it IMHO. And I can tell you with out a doubt that if that moose had a calf around you would of been going to a funeral that summer to.

[Whimsi]

No, we probably would have been eating moose meat all summer though. My gramma was a crackshot.

[Proxy]

Then we are agreed. Moose is good eating. <3

[Whimsi]

If by "good" you mean vile, nasty, and gamy then yeah, we agree.

[Whimsi]

Oops, that's bear meat Im thinking of. Moose wasn't too bad.

[Proxy]

ewww. you actualy ate bear.... yuck

[Ignot]

...... :shocked2: those two are freaking lucky as hell. Moose = spawn of Satan(all be it tasty ones). And like Narc pointed out, with her calf there she could of made Jason looked like a boy scout.

Given a choice between a pissed of bear, or a pissed off mother moose. After surviving both, I'd take the bear any day of the week.

Now that i read it again i see your point. I misread it as having to fight a bear or a moose but really your just saying confronting a bear or moose, which makes sense. I would still rather fight a moose then fight a bear but I have no experience with either.

[Gan]

LOL @ e-thugMoose argument.

[Martaigne]

Am I the only one that read the title as "Moose Tainting Hunter" at first glance?