View Full Version : Dead husband's coffin kills wife
Rimalon
11-11-2008, 04:13 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27666284/
SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.
Police said 67-year-old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.
Barcelos died instantly.
Her 76-year-old husband, Josi Silveira Coimbra, died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.
The driver of the hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.
CrystalTears
11-11-2008, 04:13 PM
Whoa. That's fucked up. :(
Stanley Burrell
11-11-2008, 04:16 PM
Man. That bitch must've really pissed him off.
Jorddyn
11-11-2008, 04:18 PM
Some men just always have to have the last word, I guess.
That is the ultimate payback.
Gnomad
11-11-2008, 05:11 PM
Wow. I feel bad laughing but that's insane.
Amber
11-11-2008, 05:22 PM
Wow. I wonder if they postponed his funeral and had a double funeral for both of them now.
Methais
11-11-2008, 05:23 PM
It would be even better if she killed her husband and, up until that moment, got away with it.
Tea & Strumpets
11-11-2008, 05:39 PM
I'm really ashamed of the human race when I see how cynical all of your comments are. I don't think there's anything funny about a wife being killed by her husband's coffin on the way to the funeral. (Now my karma is even because I laughed just from reading the thread title)
Methais
11-11-2008, 05:46 PM
I'm really ashamed of the human race when I see how cynical all of your comments are. I don't think there's anything funny about a wife being killed by her husband's coffin on the way to the funeral. (Now my karma is even because I laughed just from reading the thread title)
Everything on the PC is funny except dead puppies.
Besides, they're probably up in heaven right now laughing over it more than we are.
diethx
11-11-2008, 05:51 PM
Wow. I feel bad laughing but that's insane.
:yeahthat:
Bokertal
11-11-2008, 06:42 PM
Man. That bitch must've really pissed him off.
OMG! Stan I'm so glad you said it first!
Daniel
11-11-2008, 08:51 PM
Did anyone not notice that he died *dancing* at the age of *76*. Fuck. If I'm old I hope to be able to go out like that.
Methais
11-12-2008, 12:13 PM
I think by "dancing", they meant walking to the microwave to get the popcorn before the Jackie Gleason marathon begins.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4324/a27e91c893eecc8b5ef86880beaeff3dgb7.jpg
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
Jorddyn
11-12-2008, 12:23 PM
I'm really ashamed of the human race when I see how cynical all of your comments are. I don't think there's anything funny about a wife being killed by her husband's coffin on the way to the funeral. (Now my karma is even because I laughed just from reading the thread title)
You know, my grandparents are old, and I can tell you that if my grandmother got hit by my grandpa's coffin and died, I would do the following:
1. Panic.
2. Cry.
3. Laugh my ass off, and be happy for her because I know darn well she wants to go when he does.
Because I don't know these people, I skipped straight to step 3.
Clove
11-12-2008, 12:42 PM
They don't make a "Sorry-your-grandma-was-crushed-by-two -tons-of-irony" Hallmark card.
:(
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