Player's Corner Awards 2003!

[SpunGirl]

Here are *my* awards for 2003. If I forgot you don't be offended. Feel free to add your own nice/snarky ones, of course.

Most Level-Headed Poster: HarmNone (big shocker there)

Best Insults in Sarcastic Responses: longshot

Most Reformed Poster: Graysalin

Most Drooled-Over Chick: Lalana

Hottest Old Guy: Tsa'ah

Hottest Guy, East Coast: Tijay

Hottest Guy, West Coast: Darkness Within

Gives the Best Tongue-Lashings: ME

Least-Anticipated Comeback: Bobmuhtol

Most Worthless Poster: Red Devil

Biggest "I'll Be a Bitch if You Piss Me Off" Surprise: Leloo

Toughest Hide: Weedmage (for always being called old)

Never Posts Less Than 10,000 Words: Orendis

Biggest Head Case: Teeoncy/Amberain (tie)

Most Interesting Love Life: Michiko/Maimara (tie)

Most Coherent Drunk Poster: Peam

Sexiest Virgin: Tayre

-K

PS I'll think of more later maybe.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Sexiest Virgin: Tayre



Word.

[Bobmuhthol]

Please read the following only if you did not receive an award:

Note that I HAVE AN AWARD AND YOU DON'T. HAHAHA.

[StrayRogue]

I obviously get the golden globes for comedy right?

[SpunGirl]

Hottest Brit SLASH Most Worthless Friend Brought to Boards: Strayrogue.

Best ESL Student: X

-K

Edited, fuckers. Aha-ha!

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by SpunGirl]

[Bobmuhthol]

Hahaha she misspelled your name.

[StrayRogue]

Most worthless ah? Yes, that is true. I am poor. I eat beans and toast all day long :( Pity me.

[Bobmuhthol]

I like toast.

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Hahaha she misspelled your name.

Its ok, she IS a woman.:rolleyes:

[Syberus]

Damn my wife won my award..

[GSLeloo]

That's right.. piss me off and out come the claws! RAWR!!!!

[Bobmuhthol]

>act pisses Leloo off.

Edited: CLAWZ PLZ!!1

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[Syberus]

She's not so bad... I can tell her what to do all the time. Besides if you're afraid of her getting mad... and she's afraid of me getting mad well then I figure I should win!

[peam]

Woah.

Take that Edaarin and Anticor.

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by SpunGirl


Least-Anticipated Comeback: Bobmuhtol



Thats the most poignant.

[Scott]

Doesn't Edaarin get something for posting pictures of him biting another guys nipples?

[GSLeloo]

I would like to thank all of the little people. Teeoncy, Teeoncy, Soap opera writers, and drama queens. I couldn't have done it without you. Thank you for being so annoying.

[SpunGirl]

I never saw any goddamn nipple pictures. Give him your own award!

Best pwner of Bob: THE Edine

-K

[Scott]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I never saw any goddamn nipple pictures. Give him your own award!

Best pwner of Bob: THE Edine

-K

I saved it.... want to see? :lol:

OH

Best nipple biter: Edaarin

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Gemstone101]

[Jenisi]

I wanted an award :( But I guess I don't post enough hehe

[GSLeloo]

Most unnoticable Poster goes to... Jenisi!

[Hulkein]

Nah, most drooled over, or should be the most drooled over, in my opinion.

[SpunGirl]

Hm, Round 2.

Best In-Game Relationship Decision: Jonty

Demands-Most-Respect Moderator: CT

Best NATURAL Hair and Eyes: Jenisi

Missed Moderator: Daina

Best Split Personality: Garr/Janisi

-K

[CrystalTears]

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, sock it to me!

[TheEschaton]

Tijay, the hottest guy on the East coast? Please. Must be because I've known him in game for at least 5 years that I can't even comprehend this.

Four is probably hotter....got any shots of her around, old man? <nudge nudge>

-TheE-, who probably blew his cover, at least to Tijay

[Sean]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
blah blah blah tijay's sexy blah blah blah

-TheE-, who probably blew his cover, at least to Tijay

yea .. you did.

[TheEschaton]

And in 5 or 6 years, Yajit, your comprehension still borders on 0...;-)

-TheE-

[Sean]

someones just jealous...

ps. go bills

[Kitsun]

Scariest Avatar: Jonty

Worst Change in Avatar: Chica

Most Training Questions in a Single Folder: J-Tech

Most Anticipated Poster after a Scientific Question: Kranar

Most Missed Clerical Lady: Adhara

[TheEschaton]

I'm telling you, the Bills WILL win the Super Bowl next year.

[Edaarin]

No Sintik I will not bite your nipple, stop asking.

[Iriscience]

Damn right the Bills will.

[TheEschaton]

<gawk>

With that, I will retire. As far as I'm concerned, two people who will say the Bills will win the Super Bowl next year is a quorum (look it up, stupid!) and all debate henceforth is moot.

You have to realize, growing up in Buffalo - I still have dreams about the Bills winning the Super Bowl in some amazing, wierd, vindictive way in which we're down a point with a chance to win the game and Scott Norwood comes out FROM THE FRICKIN' STANDS to boot the kick through the uprights and win it for the Bills, at the age of like, 94.

-TheE-, You can take the boy out of Buffalo, but you can never take the Buffalo out of the boy.

[Soulpieced]

Most powerful in game PC: Soulpieced

Mwahaha

[Edaarin]

Wait till I get unlazy enough to master Voln with Edaarin, then he can probably fu you to death.

[Soulpieced]

No loss in relative power my ass.

[Trinitis]

its ok, I'm used to being forgotten.

[crazymage]

Bills suck.

[Shalla]

Cutest: Peam. hehee.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
I would like to thank all of the little people. Teeoncy, Teeoncy, Soap opera writers, and drama queens. I couldn't have done it without you. Thank you for being so annoying.

:lol:

I want a best audience award!

Vesi

[Chelle]

What about me you fucktards!? Dont make me go all Teeoncy on your asses, bitch!!

[Chelle]

hey where is my avatar?

[Vesi]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
You have to realize, growing up in Buffalo - I still have dreams about the Bills winning the Super Bowl in some amazing, wierd, vindictive way in which we're down a point with a chance to win the game and Scott Norwood comes out FROM THE FRICKIN' STANDS to boot the kick through the uprights and win it for the Bills, at the age of like, 94.

-TheE-, You can take the boy out of Buffalo, but you can never take the Buffalo out of the boy.

STOP LIVING IN THE PAST. (sorry... had a Tayre/Bob moment)

Vesi

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Chelle
hey where is my avatar?

Go to options and click a little box. CT did all kinds of stuff here!

[peam]

I'm the cutest and the drunkest.

Unstoppable.

Kranar, hand over the keys. This is my ship!

[Kitsun]

Best New Word to Originate from the PC: Fuckstain

[Edaarin]

I'm sad. All I got was a category that I somehow beat out Snapp on.

[Shalla]

I believe the initial post was that person's own opinion.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Edaarin
I'm sad. All I got was a category that I somehow beat out Snapp on.

didn't you win token asian guy?

[Sean]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
I believe the initial post was that person's own opinion.

of course it was she stated it was and offered a chance for people to put up their own lists.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by peam
I'm the cutest and the drunkest.

Unstoppable.

Kranar, hand over the keys. This is my ship!

OK... you are cute! But I've got to fight you for drunkest. (or is it the other way around?)

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
I believe the initial post was that person's own opinion.

of course it was she stated it was and offered a chance for people to put up their own lists.

I'm going to lose in every catagory. That should get me the loser's prize at least!

Vesi

[Vesi]

<mutters nothing here is legally binding>

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Tijay

of course it was she stated it was and offered a chance for people to put up their own lists.

That's why I put up my own. But I was stating the obvious for the people who were offended for not making the initial list.

[Edaarin]

...I wasn't actually offended. The gene for rationality is coded on the Y chromosome, so irrational thought and over reactions I leave strictly to you. :)

[Shalla]

Of course, you're the exception. :)

[Moist Happenings]

Most likely to bitch about not recieving an award - Neff


WTF You wankers I didn't even get a honorable mention for anything.

[peam]

Originally posted by Vesi

OK... you are cute! But I've got to fight you for drunkest. (or is it the other way around?)

There's a picture of me standing in my boxers looking dumbfounded, while gazing at the ground searching for something floating around the internet, thanks to some friends.

I win.

[longshot]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Here are *my* awards for 2003. If I forgot you don't be offended. Feel free to add your own nice/snarky ones, of course.

Most Level-Headed Poster: HarmNone (big shocker there)

Best Insults in Sarcastic Responses: longshot

a bunch of other people...



I take great pride in accepting this award.

I'm so glad that I can share my natural talent of "assholiness" with all of you for your benefit.

:grin:

And if any of you say something stupid in the future, it's not that I hate you... I'm just displaying my god given talents of making of you feel dumb.

Think of it as a form of tough love.

[Hips]

My love life is anything but interesting. :thumbsdown:

[Tsa`ah]

I am teh hot! :yes:

Old? :(

There are too many good looking women that post here for me to single out one of them.

For fear of pain, death, and dismemberment ... I have to freely pass out hottie stickers.

[AnticorRifling]

Best looking, male mod of the sorcerer and rogue folders goes to:

<-----------------

[Soulpieced]

Kevin Smith is the best looking male mod? Damn.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Best PWNing of Klaive: Me

You gesture at Klaive.
CS: +402 - TD: +307 + CvA: +12 + d100: +31 - -5 == +143
Warding failed!
You blast Klaive for 61 points of damage.
... 66 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.

* Klaive drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Klaive.
The white light leaves Klaive.
The very powerful look leaves Klaive.
The light blue glow leaves Klaive.
The deep blue glow leaves Klaive.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Klaive's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The powerful look leaves Klaive.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Klaive.
The bright luminescence fades from around Klaive.
Klaive glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Klaive.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Klaive just bit the dust!
A kobold jumps up and down on the body of Klaive!

You hear the ghostly voice of Klaive say, "Ooooh, you are sooooo pwned."


[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[Betheny]

OMFG
<3TAYVIN<3

And my love life is moot. How about we nominate me for biggest bitch, even though I haven't been posting much lately?

[Halfsilver]

Wow, I won an award!

I'll do my best to keep the title!

::raises his award:: :grin:

[Shalla]

Nope

Most Hated by klaive and his forum: Maimara.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
Nope

Most Hated by klaive and his forum: Maimara.

I don't even fight back. I'd rather chew tinfoil.

[Meos]

Most under appreciated poster: Meos

[peam]

You can have the "Fat White Guy Who'll Always Come In Second Award" too, Meos.

[Wezas]

Guess no award means I'm pretty fucking average. Can't say I complain about that with all you freaky freaks around.

[Meos]

<~~~ dominate Alpha fat white male.

[Halfsilver]

Dominant...?

Peam has you beaten, Meos.
You're going to have to settle for Beta.:P

edit: Peam, don't drink smirnoff anymore. It tastes like transmission fluid. Skyy = only good vodka.

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Halfsilver]

[Meos]

there's only one way to prove alpha male dominace, and it's not on PC boards, it's a Peam Meos battle royal.

[Halfsilver]

Ask the girls of PC, Meos.

That's how I came to my conclusion. :smilegrin:

[Meos]

I'm not even goin to start on the grounds that I will verbaly abuse you to the point where I feel bad.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Meos
I'm not even goin to start on the grounds that I will verbaly abuse you to the point where I feel bad.

Meos has hot, hot bass.

[peam]

I'm sorry, Meos, but it's obvious that my milkshake is better than yours.

Damn right, it's better than yours.

[Halfsilver]

Originally posted by Meos
I'm not even goin to start on the grounds that I will verbaly abuse you to the point where I feel bad.

I hope you don't mean me!

Make a poll! ROFL! too funny.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Here are *my* awards for 2003. If I forgot you don't be offended. Feel free to add your own nice/snarky ones, of course.

Most Drooled-Over Chick: Lalana
-K

PS I'll think of more later maybe.

Bwahahahhaha!!!! I won an award! :spin::thumbsup:

<3 Spun <3

[Weedmage Princess]

Bah my award stinks :/

[Chelle]

Best Cheerleader = Weedmage Princess

better?

[Weedmage Princess]

::blink:: Cheerleader? How so?

Actually, I was thinking I'd get Biggest Ingrate award seeing as I scoffed at my first one..hmph.

[Scott]

Oldest: Weedie

[Weedmage Princess]

Uhm, no.

You're older than me Sintik you friggin prune.

Sintik and his favorite nurse in the nursing home. This was after a successful changing of his cathiter (sp?) bag and bedpan.

http://www.calendow.org/apply/localopp/images/asian-old-man.jpg

[Sweets]

Most un-noticed missing posts- Sweets.

[Drew2]

Right... before anyone else thinks of complaining, consider this.

Most people that received these fictional awards post on average of 5+ times a day. The people complaining disappear for up to weeks at a time and come back to make a few posts then disappear again.

No one can get a feel for your personality through a few sparadic posts here and there. You have to become a "voice" on the boards before any jokes can be made about you. Or, post a picture of yourself biting a nipple and we'll make jokes that way.

So please, stop with the pity parade before I have to explain why, exactly, no one likes you.

Also today sucks because I don't have Chem or Precal. :(

[Shalla]

Who has the most deleted post award?

[Drew2]

I'd say Daina since she deleted almost every post she ever made here, except for the ones that started threads.

She had good reason, though.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Tayre
Also today sucks because I don't have Chem or Precal. :(

You'll get to see him tomorrow.

[Latrinsorm]

Most Canadian = Xcalibur
Best Xcalibur Imitation = Neff

[CrystalTears]

<chuckles> Sintik is mean!

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Gemstone101

Originally posted by Tayre
Also today sucks because I don't have Chem or Precal. :(

You'll get to see him tomorrow.

ROFL YOU ARE SO FUNNY OMFG HAHHAA.

Too bad Artha already beat you to that INCREDIBLY ORIGINAL AND HUMOROUS joke.

[Scott]

It's not a joke.....

[Drew2]

Kill yourself, then.

[Ylena]

Originally posted by Tayre
Right... before anyone else thinks of complaining, consider this.

Most people that received these fictional awards post on average of 5+ times a day. The people complaining disappear for up to weeks at a time and come back to make a few posts then disappear again.

No one can get a feel for your personality through a few sparadic posts here and there. You have to become a "voice" on the boards before any jokes can be made about you. Or, post a picture of yourself biting a nipple and we'll make jokes that way.

So please, stop with the pity parade before I have to explain why, exactly, no one likes you.

Also today sucks because I don't have Chem or Precal. :(


Okay - should this picture be me biting my own nipple or biting someone else's?

And no, I'm not trolling for an award, I just was curious which picture would be more coveted.

[Drew2]

ROFL.

I'm not sure how to respond to that.

[Meos]

Originally posted by Halfsilver

I hope you don't mean me!

Make a poll! ROFL! too funny.

I did mean you...

mutters, omega geek, brown nosed kiss ass.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Wezas
Guess no award means I'm pretty fucking average. Can't say I complain about that with all you freaky freaks around.

Best screen shot doctor = Wezas

Most amusing downloaded pics = Wezas

Now stop whining :lol:

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Wezas
Guess no award means I'm pretty fucking average. Can't say I complain about that with all you freaky freaks around.

Hater. J/K :P

You won an award, see!

[CrystalTears]

I'd rather not have an award, thankyouverymuch. The Voldemorts of the boards can share mine. :D

[Mint]

Originally posted by Chelle
What about me you fucktards!? Dont make me go all Teeoncy on your asses, bitch!!

Most likely to open fire in a Mcdonalds if she does not win an award = Chelle

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Mint

Best screen shot doctor = Wezas



Thank you, Thank you. And I only doctor screenshots for games when I can't get a better score then everyone else in the PC.

Well, that and the pic of Peam & Maim where I took out his zit. http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/zitfree.JPG

<Nick Burns>
You're Welcome!
</Nick Burns>

[Sean]

biggest downloader of internet porn = crazymage

[Edaarin]

biggest internet poon cockblocker: tijay

[Weedmage Princess]

Oh that's lovely ::stare::

[Mint]

Best Male Abs Award = Edaarin ^^^

[Edaarin]

Flattering, but I gotta give props to Tayvin for the picture he posted in the post it up thread. Looks like a Ninja Turtle for some reason...

[Weedmage Princess]

Biggest chauvinist pig who's probably wearing frilly pink panties this very minute: Edaarin

:::runs to escape the imminent ass beating::

[Edaarin]

If by pink underpants you mean flannel boxers, then yes. I don't beat up elderly women, I'm not Sean/Ganryu.

EDIT: And I resent the chauvinist pig comment. I think sexists are the bane of Western civilization. Only thing worse are women who won't do what they're told, stupid bitches.

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Edaarin]

[Mint]

Best quote guaranteed to make you wince = 'I'd rather chew tinfoil' Maimara

[CrystalTears]

I think the 500 lb Mexican needs to STFU. :P

[Weedmage Princess]

::chases Edaarin with a frying pan::

[Halfsilver]

Originally posted by Meos

Originally posted by Halfsilver

I hope you don't mean me!

Make a poll! ROFL! too funny.

I did mean you...

mutters, omega geek, brown nosed kiss ass.

Hell no, I'm not Omega. I'm not even in the running, nor do I care to be! LOL

You're just jealous because Peam is Alpha here, and all the PC girl squad back him on that.
::lol:
- D (I'm just playin' with ya, btw, Meos)

[Sean]

im voting weedie for most likely to break her hip chasing after a guy half her age with a frying pan.

[Weedmage Princess]

I'm voting Tijay as person 21 or under but looks 40 plus.

[Sean]

::shows weedie his award:: wheres your sexiest on the east coast award? yea thought so!

[Weedmage Princess]

:x

[SpunGirl]

Sexiest Cartoon Avatar That Causes Bitches Like Amberain to Have an Embelism: Chelle

Blind For the Greatest Length of Time: Chadj

Knows Everything Before You Do, the Fucker: Adredrin

Most Interesting Offer For a Picture: Ylena

Best Use of Army-Issue Birth Control Glasses: RangerD

-K

[Mint]

Originally posted by Neff
Most likely to bitch about not recieving an award - Neff


WTF You wankers I didn't even get a honorable mention for anything.

The 'Do I LOOK like a people person??" award = Neff

[Weedmage Princess]

Haha I like Mint! She gets the Rookie of the Year award.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Sexiest Cartoon Avatar That Causes Bitches Like Amberain to Have an

Best Use of Army-Issue Birth Control Glasses: RangerD

-K

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: That one killed me, ahahhahaa!!!!! :lol::thumbsup:

[Sean]

my award for lalana is:

most likely to create a sentence composed entirely of OMFG ROFLMAO STFU LOLZ etc.

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Tijay]

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Tijay]

[Mint]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Haha I like Mint! She gets the Rookie of the Year award.

I gratefully accept this award (Hi Mom!) and offer Weedmage this award: 'I am NOT tense just terribly terribly alert'

No idea why just couldnt think of who else to give it to.

[Hulkein]

I'm a rookie but I don't bring anything to the table, lol.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tijay
my award for lalana is:

most likely to create a sentence composed entirely of OMFG ROFLMAO STFU LOLZ etc.


Haha! Bastard! You forgot that word too! My posts are mostly pointless, haven't you noticed?! :P

Edited to change line to word. I need more sleep.

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Lalana]

[Betheny]

I vote Tayvin as having the best pets, and putting the most miles on a car in one month than probably all of us combined. :D

[Sean]

most likely to be masturbating at work ... weedie

Tijay2000: :( what makes you think im a kinky perv .. your the one talkin about bondage
BogusPrincess: I said chains.
BogusPrincess: And uhm..ahem
BogusPrincess: *clears her throat* Hot looking sweaty men chained on a bed with silk sheets can be tasteful

[Bewitchindryad25]

Most likely to fall off a stage while shaking her ass : Lalana :smilegrin:

Most likely to never get laid, even with a pocket of 100 dollar bills and a room full of hookers. : Bob

Most likely to get into an accident with a handmirror: Edine

Mostly likely to become a pagan saint: Harmnone

Best Virgin: Tayre

Biggest horndog: RangerD

Best Abs: VINH!

Most likely to become Pc's next pin up pimp: Tijay

Biggest Pimp: Peam

Most sarcastic : Maimara/Longshot

Mostly likely to star in a tv movie about their messed up life: Teeoncy/Chadj


I'll try to think of some more later.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Bewitchindryad25
Most likely to fall off a stage while shaking her ass : Lalana :smilegrin:


Sadly that has happened to me twice, but I redeemed myself! :lol:

[Mint]

What is a 'horndog'?

[Sean]

im gonna give mint the most untalked about cutie who posted a pic award.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Tijay
im gonna give mint the most untalked about cutie who posted a pic award.

Awww I am touched. I will pay you later.

[Souzy]

All the girls that has posted a pic on PC gets the "hot momma" award from me! ALL OF THEM!

[Sean]

Originally posted by Mint
Awww I am touched. I will pay you later.

small bills unmarked

[Mint]

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by Mint
Awww I am touched. I will pay you later.

small bills unmarked

Paypal it is.

[Bewitchindryad25]

Originally posted by Lalana
All the girls that has posted a pic on PC gets the "hot momma" award from me! ALL OF THEM!

<3 Souzy <3 awww thanks sweetie, Checks in the mail :saint:

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Bewitchindryad25

Originally posted by Lalana
All the girls that has posted a pic on PC gets the "hot momma" award from me! ALL OF THEM!

<3 Souzy <3 awww thanks sweetie, Checks in the mail :saint:

Awwww sookie, I get paid for that?! It better be $30 or more! Hahaha! :P

[Weedmage Princess]

I was discussing art and I get dubbed most likely to be masturbating at work?!

[Vesi]

Originally posted by peam

Originally posted by Vesi

OK... you are cute! But I've got to fight you for drunkest. (or is it the other way around?)

There's a picture of me standing in my boxers looking dumbfounded, while gazing at the ground searching for something floating around the internet, thanks to some friends.

I win.

Ok, that is pretty funny. You win.

For some reason I got tipsy last night. There should be a button on my computer that doesn't let me type while intoxicated.

Vesi

[Soulpieced]

Person you'd never guess was black - Tijay
Person you'd never guess was white - Makkah
Professor Frink - Kranar
Most likely to know more about your job than you - Bestatte
Best Peon Slayer....

*bam (far right)

http://falcon.jmu.edu/~jakucyjd/Me%20n%20Schnid2.bmp

[peam]

You have a long neck, sir.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Mint
What is a 'horndog'?
I thought it was a guy who's always, to put it mildly, staring at women, usually (much) younger than him. I don't know what it has to do with Ranger... <glance at avatar> ...wait now I do.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
Person you'd never guess was black - Tijay

its all part of my ploy to infiltrate your inner circle.

[Bewitchindryad25]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Mint
What is a 'horndog'?
I thought it was a guy who's always, to put it mildly, staring at women, usually (much) younger than him. I don't know what it has to do with Ranger... <glance at avatar> ...wait now I do.

Hah can get them both in one quote. But Horndog is usually someone who is very flirtacious sexually or always talking about sex or being sexual. Basically a horny person, or horn dog. :smilegrin:

Originally posted by Bewitchindryad25

Most likely to get into an accident with a handmirror: Edine

I will have you know I do not use handmirrors, they are far to small for me to look upon my unblemished beauty/end joke
:flamed::flamed::flamed::no::drunk::mad:

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by Soulpieced
Person you'd never guess was black - Tijay

its all part of my ploy to infiltrate your inner circle.

Gadzooks Tijay, they're on to us..err...you...I mean you. Thats what I meant.

[Jenisi]

I'll nominate myself for the most sporatic poster.. Doesn't post for like a month, then just makes a random post like this one, then you wonder if she took a long walk off a short cliff.

[Snapp]

I get "Most Time Logged into PC" award. It's set as my home page.. and usually sits on it all day even while I'm at work or sleeping.

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Tayre
I'd say Daina since she deleted almost every post she ever made here, except for the ones that started threads.

She had good reason, though.

What happened? I have been wondering about her.

[Chelle]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Sexiest Cartoon Avatar That Causes Bitches Like Amberain to Have an Embelism: Chelle

Blind For the Greatest Length of Time: Chadj

Knows Everything Before You Do, the Fucker: Adredrin

Most Interesting Offer For a Picture: Ylena

Best Use of Army-Issue Birth Control Glasses: RangerD

-K


Bwahahahaha oh yeah I remember Amberain spazing out about that! That was funny.

[Sweets]

Well then....

Most sporatic poster and whiney- Me.


(gimmeattentiongimmegimmegimme)

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Sexiest Cartoon Avatar That Causes Bitches Like Amberain to Have an Embelism: Chelle

Blind For the Greatest Length of Time: Chadj

Knows Everything Before You Do, the Fucker: Adredrin

Most Interesting Offer For a Picture: Ylena

Best Use of Army-Issue Birth Control Glasses: RangerD

-K

Ah..I feel so loved! :sniffle:

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
I was discussing art and I get dubbed most likely to be masturbating at work?!

It's only cause we all know about your lesbian porn addiction.

The first step is admitting the problem. :yes:

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Halfsilver
Ask the girls of PC, Meos.


Heh, it must be that it's now 5am, because this gave me another idea. "The Girls of the PC" calendar.

I see....


JANUARY: A fur (faux, of course) - clad HarmNone raising an archetype-ish pagan-looking staff as she presides over a wintry scene from an intimidating, yet serene, mountaintop.

FEBRUARY: Michiko and Jenisi dressed up as cute schoolgirls, sitting wistfully at their desks penning Valentine's Day notes.

MARCH: Weedmage in gold lame shorts and a halter top, sporting boxing gloves with the caption, "call me old and I'll kick your fucking ass kthx."

APRIL: Lalana pays homage to spring break decked out in a bikini, dancing on the stage of some random bar.

MAY: Some unkown chick stepping out of the shower in a towel saying, "I'm the girl longshot had sex with last night and then posted about. Hi!"

JUNE: Yours truly and Maimara in a mudwrestling match. (Maimara wins).

JULY: CT decked out in full ren faire gear complete with maximum-cleavage shirt. Bearing beer.

AUGUST: Teeoncy's beautiful "green" eyes open wide with horror, giving you a pleading look as they shut the door on her padded cell.

SEPTEMBER: Leloo posing demurely, smiling shyly with her hands behind her back. No hint of claws. Yet.

OCTOBER: Scary Halloween picture with Garr dressed up like a woman, a la Janisi. Dude looks like a lady, indeed.

NOVEMBER: Miss X dressed up in leather, whips and chains, bondage-style.

DECEMBER: Amberain waving wanly at all of us from her bed in the ICU, hooked up to various tubes and machines as she sits up with her laptop resting on her legs.

Ahahahaha. Maybe put a timer on my posts, "is not allowed to post between 2 and 7 am.

-K

[Hips]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
FEBRUARY: Michiko and Jenisi dressed up as cute schoolgirls, sitting wistfully at their desks penning Valentine's Day notes.

...Christ. Definitely amusing, but I've given up on love.

[Jenisi]

Yeah love sucks.

[Caiylania]

ROFL This thread is cracking me up. A lot of catching up to do.

I have a claim on most sporadic poster! ;)

[Jenisi]

You can't just nominate yourselves for sporatic poster after I already did for myself *folds her arms*

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Caiylania
I have a claim on most sporadic poster! ;)

<pitchfork>
Most topic-driven poster?
</pitchfork>

[SpunGirl]

Caiylania gets lovliest American transplant in Italy.

-K

[Betheny]

Of course I win, Spun.

I never lose.

Let's make it Jell-o wrestling instead, I hate getting mud in my mouth.

[Snapp]

:lol: The Calendar is hilarious Spun. It hurts to laugh when you're barely awake yet.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
Let's make it Jell-o wrestling instead, I hate getting mud in my mouth.

Topless, then we'll put it on pay-per-view.

On a side note, heard about some kind of lingere bowl PPV event during halftime. What's the deal on that?

[Betheny]

It's over operated-on, overpaid, over-made-up chicks on TV.

[AnticorRifling]

Did I win anything yet?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Did I win anything yet?

Yeah, you won the "Most Narcissistic Moderator" award.

[Scott]

Best person related to Haashek: Anticor

[MaryJane]

Heh, it must be that it's now 5am, because this gave me another idea. "The Girls of the PC" calendar.



I wanna be in the calendar.. anything but May (no offense longshot)

[Souzy]

Originally posted by SpunGirl

Originally posted by Halfsilver
Ask the girls of PC, Meos.


Heh, it must be that it's now 5am, because this gave me another idea. "The Girls of the PC" calendar.

I see....


Ahahahaha. Maybe put a timer on my posts, "is not allowed to post between 2 and 7 am.

-K

Haha!!! Oh wow this is great! <3 Spun <3

[HarmNone]

Hee! Spun, you always crack me up! :lol:

HarmNone likes the calendar

[Caiylania]

Thanks Spun :)

And Wezas --> :D

[Edited on 1-29-2004 by Caiylania]

[Weedmage Princess]

LMAO That was hysterical, Spun!

[Artha]

Err...I could put it together. U2U me your pictures (the higher resolution the better!) and we can uh...work something out.

Edit: Ms January, Ms Februaries, Ms April, Ms May, Ms Junes, Ms July, and Ms November, I'm probably going to need like...10-15 pictures.

[Edited on 1-29-2004 by Artha]

[Betheny]

Naked or not?

[Mint]

Originally posted by Maimara
Naked or not?

Way to bring PC to a screeching halt

[Artha]

Whichever you prefer.

[Miss X]

I don't think the world is ready for pics of me in bondage gear just yet.......

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Miss X
I don't think the world is ready for pics of me in bondage gear just yet....... I think you underestimate your audience.

[peam]

I'm actually pretty handy with printmaking stuff.

Get on those pictures, ladies.

[Moist Happenings]

Most likely to eat or have already eaten paint chips - Tayre

Most likely to fly off the handle and kill us all one day - Leloo

Most likely to become a bitter old woman - Camri

[Mint]

After reading his postings in the 'Annoying things' thread I would have to give the "most likely to snap and kill us ALL while we sleep' award to Tayre

[peam]

Tayre just needs to get laid.

/rimshot

[CrystalTears]

It's really only the quiet ones that snap. Tayre is far from quiet. :P

[Mint]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
It's really only the quiet ones that snap. Tayre is far from quiet. :P

Manson was anything but quiet

[Skirmisher]

I'm quiet.



::twitch::

[Mint]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
I'm quiet.



::twitch::

HOLY CRAP I am really scared now. Moving to um South America, yeah that's the ticket. See you are actually smart enough to find us all.

[Drew2]

Quiet = boring.

Period.

[Skirmisher]

Only until I and my quiet self slip into your home at night and quietly give you a columbian necktie.

ps: I have Tijay tied up in my basement.

[SpunGirl]

I'm coming over, Skirmy.

-K

[Weedmage Princess]

Me too can I bring a tazer? AND ARTHA..that's cold!

Weedie with a tazer... what kind of weird sexual things are you getting into
Most likely to have kinky sex with a Tazer-Weedie

[HarmNone]

Oooh, girls! We have a captive? May I get in on the act, please? I have not had a good opportunity to practice some of my more obscure Pagan rites in some time! :D

HarmNone begins preparing for the ritual

[Betheny]

Too bad I'm not going to VegasCon, Spun. We could do the naked Jell-o wrestling there.

Maybe next year?

[Weedmage Princess]

Wish you were here, Edine? ;) :smug:

Ive figured out the best one for bob!
Most likely to end up a Plushy-bobby boy

[Weedmage Princess]

OMG Edine and Maimara just told me what a plushy is (An innocent saint like myself isn't up on these things you see :saint: ) And I can't believe people actually do that...how sick. So..now when I go to Toys R Us and am walking down the Care Bear isle and I see some perv with a boner I'll know what's up. ::gag::

[CrystalTears]

What?! This I really don't what to know about. :?:

um a plushy is a person who has A)sex with stuffed animals or B) dresses up like an animal and does the nasty

[Drew2]

Those are called Furries, not plushies.

[Edited on 1-30-2004 by Tayre]

[Caiylania]

Plushies are err.... people who give a whole new meaning to 'loving' stuffed animals.

[Weedmage Princess]

Tayre you shouldn't know enough to correct people on this matter ::stare::

ok then
The most likely to be a plushy then a furry-Bobby Boy.

[Drew2]

http://www.furpawz.net

Courtesy of Maimara.

Don't ask.

[CrystalTears]

I HATE YOU ALL! I HATE WEEDIE THE MOST DAMNIT!

[Caiylania]

Uh oh....... CT is pissed. ::: cringes :::

[HarmNone]

Heh. I think CSI did a replay of their episode concerning this...umm, interest...last night. :D

HarmNone

[Caiylania]

Hehe, does anyone remember the ER episode where Carrie walks in on a guy doing her stuffed animal puppet?

[CrystalTears]

::holds her hands over her ears:: LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Can we go back to the funny awards for PC people? Please? PLEASE?! ::begs::

What CT can you not picture it...Bob doing that to a teddy bear?

[Edited on 1-30-2004 by The Edine]

[Jolena]

You people are just sick.. sick and nasty. I do not want to think of Bob doing anything, much less a cuddly stuffed animal. *gags*

to bad you already did muhahaha!

[Weedmage Princess]

CT I spared you the visual aids I was given, be happy, damnit!!

[Caiylania]

OMG I don't EVEN want to know

[Fallen]

Couple good award catagories

King of Rambling post

Ruler of the Off-topic/Social Folder

Best Mod/Admin

Most eloquent poster

Most Quoted

Best Signature

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Tayre
http://www.furpawz.net

Courtesy of Maimara.

Don't ask.

OH MY GOD YOU SO JUST POSTED MY BROTHER IN LAW'S WEB SITE

AHAHHAHAHHAHA

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Maimara
Too bad I'm not going to VegasCon, Spun. We could do the naked Jell-o wrestling there.

Maybe next year?

We'll make it an event in one of the suites. Who wants to referee?

-K

[Vixen]

Hey don't leave me out! You gotta have a redhead in the mix if theres gonna be jello wrestling

[Fallen]

Hmm, in keeping with my own sense of self worth I will give myself a few awards:

Most time searching through threads for his own posts - Fallen

Most time spent composing posts nobody reads - Fallen

Most time spent trying to get an avatar to work - Fallen

Another suggested Award

Most switched Handle Award - Who gets it??

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Best PWNing of Klaive: Me

You gesture at Klaive.
CS: +402 - TD: +307 + CvA: +12 + d100: +31 - -5 == +143
Warding failed!
You blast Klaive for 61 points of damage.
... 66 points of damage!
Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.

* Klaive drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Klaive.
The white light leaves Klaive.
The very powerful look leaves Klaive.
The light blue glow leaves Klaive.
The deep blue glow leaves Klaive.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Klaive's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The powerful look leaves Klaive.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Klaive.
The bright luminescence fades from around Klaive.
Klaive glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Klaive.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Klaive just bit the dust!
A kobold jumps up and down on the body of Klaive!

You hear the ghostly voice of Klaive say, "Ooooh, you are sooooo pwned."


[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Hardly.. I killed him by merely removing his left leg.

Parkbandit>NotSoSuppa Hobbit Mage>Klaive

[Parkbandit]

I will also suggest that I am SO much more sarcastic than Longshot can ever hope to be. I am hurt that the award didn't go to me so much that I will no longer read this topic.

May you all be forced to read Red Devil posts from this day forward.

[Myshel]

I'll keep my :

MILF award I got last year from Anticor!

But I'm sure I also could get a Lurker award too.

[Parkbandit]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a blackened invar-hafted cleaver at Klaive!
AS: +426 vs DS: -14 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +32 = +501
... and hit for 165 points of damage!
Left hip pulped, severing the leg.

* Klaive drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 5 sec.
* Klaive just bit the dust!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I waggled my fingers, you hide, and had to swing that ugly weapon thing.

Must I go find him and kill him again?

[Skirmisher]

Was that a rhetorical question?

The lack of representation of myself in this thread is disheartening. In short, YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK.


p.s. Edaarin's abs are so not better than mine.

[Snapp]

Since hottest East Coast guy and hottest West Coast guy have been picked, you can be Hottest Chicago guy D.

[Drew2]

You'll make Edine jealous.

hes not in chicago Thhphphp

[Snapp]

He's Hottest Guy FROM Chicago then if you wanna get all technical and shit.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by The Edine
hes not in chicago Thhphphp
Originally posted by Snapp
He's Hottest Guy FROM Chicago then if you wanna get all technical and shit.Awww, kiss and make up, guys.

No thanks

ill pass