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xao92k
11-09-2008, 12:13 AM
Kerching! :tumble:


The weathered sailor says, "Dese is de finest racin' cock-a-roaches yer likely to see...on dis boat.

>bet 100000 on fang to win

"Let's see, 100000 silvers on number 2, that's Fang, to win." The sailor scribbles on a scrap of paper and hands it to you.
>

*A load of boring text*

And the winner is Fang! Freckles finishes second, with Muffy bringing up the rear!

The sailor limps over and updates the board.
>

As the deck pitches to starboard a grain bag shifts slightly, making a sound like an old man exhaling.
>give sailor
The sailor accepts your ticket and says, "Ye gots yerself a winner dere. Ye knows yer cock-a-roaches. Dat'll win ye 500000 silvers!" The sailor hands you your winnings.
>
The deck rocks slowly underfoot. The lantern sways in time.
>'haha!
You exclaim, "Haha!"
>
>'Pleasure doing business
You say, "Pleasure doing business."

Allereli
11-09-2008, 12:21 AM
fucking sweet

Belnia
11-09-2008, 12:23 AM
Now the cutter will be pulled over by the Imperial Navy and you'll lose it all!