Obama Jokes Flying Already

[Bokertal]

I got two text messages yesterday.

The first....

All white people are to report the cotton fields tomorrow morning for orientation.

The second...

The national bird has been changed from the Bald Eagle to the Fried Chicken.

Both were sent by a Mexican.

I have to laugh.

Edit: This reminds me....Jayvn are you white? ;)

[CrystalTears]

I stopped laughing about a month ago. My rabid republican family have been sending these joke emails almost daily, and today I had to tell them to knock it off.

[Methais]

The Statue of Liberty is coming down. It is to be replaced with a statue of Aunt Jemima holding a fried chicken leg in her right hand and a bucket of KFC in her left.

I got that one earlier today. Don't think I got it word for word though.

[Moist Happenings]

I find all the black jokes about him tasteless, and there's not really much out there that can bug me. I don't have any problem with racist jokes in good fun, regardless of what sort of race it's poking fun at, I just think they're getting really old now.

Make some jokes about his political policies or something, or even the fact that he's Hawaiian. At least they have a better chance of being original.

[Jorddyn]

I've just started telling people I had no idea he was black or I certainly wouldn't have voted for him.

I find the confused/scared/wide eyed look a bit priceless.

[Bokertal]

The Statue of Liberty is coming down. It is to be replaced with a statue of Aunt Jemima holding a fried chicken leg in her right hand and a bucket of KFC in her left.

I got that one earlier today. Don't think I got it word for word though.


:rofl: I'm forwarding that one.

[ElanthianSiren]

I've just started telling people I had no idea he was black or I certainly wouldn't have voted for him.

I find the confused/scared/wide eyed look a bit priceless.

Win.

[Clove]

I've just started telling people I had no idea he was black or I certainly wouldn't have voted for him.

I find the confused/scared/wide eyed look a bit priceless.Just when I thought I couldn't love you more.

[Warriorbird]

Awesome.

[Clove]

Most of the racist and Socialist jokes about Obama got old for me months ago. Unfortunately they still come, though sometimes I get a chuckle out of one that seems a little original (I liked that cotton field one).

I liked this one too:

Obama, Michelle and Oprah are flying together and Obama chuckles and says, "I bet if I could throw a 1000 dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy". Oprah shrugs her shoulders and said, "If that's true I could throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make several people happy." Michelle snorts and says, "Well if that's the case I could just throw a hundred 10 dollar bills and make a whole bunch of people happy!" The pilot, overhearing this rolls his eyes and turns to his co-pilot and says, "Listen to the bigshots, I bet I could throw the three of them out the window and make 57 million people happy."

I dunno. It was dumb, but cute.

[Daniel]

I walked into our staff meeting yesterday a few minutes late cuz I had a conference call run over. There were a few of us actually.

So, I'm the only non white person in my office who is not a secretary and one of the few seats open is at the head of the conference table.

My director watches me walk by the chair and goes "No, it's alright you can sit there"

To which I respond "Nah, don't worry. I won't be taking over till Jan 21st."

[diethx]

I walked into our staff meeting yesterday a few minutes late cuz I had a conference call run over. There were a few of us actually.

So, I'm the only non white person in my office who is not a secretary and one of the few seats open is at the head of the conference table.

My director watches me walk by the chair and goes "No, it's alright you can sit there"

To which I respond "Nah, don't worry. I won't be taking over till Jan 21st."

LOL, that is really awesome. What was his/her reaction?

[Daniel]

LOL, that is really awesome. What was his/her reaction?

Lol. Everyone laughed. Then I passed around the C-C-C-Combo Breaker picture on my Iphone and everyone laughed some more.

Then @ some point we got serious and did work.

[Methais]

Then @ some point we got serious and did work.

WTF

[Daniel]

WTF

I work with white people?

[NocturnalRob]

I work with white people?

good point. now serve me my dinner and get back to your quarters, bitch.

[Stanley Burrell]

White people would be really shitty plantation workers. I'm using my Judaism as a race in case this is implemented though.

[Methais]

I work with white people?

I was referring to everyone at that meeting, not just you. Sorry to disappoint :(