Names

[Jenisi]

May we suggest one of these? Keep in mind, these names are
computer generated. Some may be unpronounceable or contain
a modern reference by mistake and therefore be unacceptable.
Please use your best judgement when selecting one:

Rmentopp, Slylahpac, *Nowanhg*, Lankuhtee

[Zanagodly]

rofl I thought Warclaidhm had that name saved.

Purpilltootz

[PassinBy]

Ive got that one beat...I once had it suggest Cum as a name. If there was any way to prove to the GM who would have locked me out for using that name that their server suggested it, I'd have taken it in a heartbeat

[imported_Kranar]

Hahahaha!

[Captain Amby]

::laughs:: Those were all pretty good names. I really liked that one girl that ran around in Landing a few years ago nammed Lemmefuku. She kept reciting something about needing to get laid. Surprisingly, she lasted a few hours before someone pulled her out.

[Scott]

There was a guy named "Schlong" running around. It took me 4 reports to finally get Khaladon to understand why it was bad....

[Ilvane]

:smirk:

My friend called Zulugoth to my attention the other day. That's a real creative name.;) heh.

I don't think the names are really policed anymore, not at the moment anyway.

-A

[Captain Amby]

I dunno.. someone came to Mule the other day with a very imaginative name "Gracyhater" she was pulled out about 20 minutes after being birthed or so. They still watching.. just for the wrong reasons.

[Bobmuhthol]

Rororojj was always my favorite. Also server generated.

[Zanagodly]

lemmefuku..That was Klaive I think.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Zanagodly
lemmefuku..That was Klaive I think.

:lol: Was the last name "Please!"? :D

[Edited on 7/15/2003 by CrystalTears]

[Ilvane]

Heh, too funny..My friend saw another good one this morning..Was C**t..which I refuse to say.

Lets just say he was tackled as fast as the GM's could see it. :grin:

-A

Originally posted by Zanagodly
lemmefuku..That was Klaive I think.

Klaive is loyal to his fiancee thank you.

That includes ALL characters.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Captain Amby]

well.. could have been you. Lemmefuku kept screaming all around landing saying "I need to get laid!! I need to get laid!!"

[Xcalibur]

I liked myself Crissdecave
french swearing meaning fucking dumb
i was pulled 2 days later
someone bullshited me... crap

[Cain]

Worst two I've ever seen:
Beaujangles TheDancer
Dougross (An Empath named after George Clooney's Character Doug Ross on ER)

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Cain
Worst two I've ever seen:
Beaujangles TheDancer
Dougross (An Empath named after George Clooney's Character Doug Ross on ER)

Great now I got this friggin image of George Clooney walking around in double leather and a heavy backpack stuck in my head..heh.

[longshot]

Brave Adventurer Questing:

Ashream


I don't even want to know...

[Prestius]

>peer mirr
You look at yourself carefully in the pine-framed mirror...

You see Tigerwuudz Ballsmusher the Gamekeeper.
He appears to be a Human.
He appears to be very young. He has hazel eyes and nut brown skin. He has short, curly black hair.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a steel grey club in his left hand.
He is wearing a large reinforced bag, some bright white shoes, some plain black pants, a shiny red shirt, a plain black cap, and a dark green jacket.

Snicker.

-P

[Zanagodly]

No bulging eyes? heh, I like the inventory though, just need a swoosh on that hat

[Edaarin]

Thank you very much Prestius, now there's coffee all over my keyboard.

[Xcalibur]

not to sounds bitchy..
oh hell yeah
i found all totem|indiem names RIDICULOUS

Fireblaze
GreatAxe
StrongHelmet
SuperButt
GreenGoblin
SpiderShock
UltraSucka

man, i sometimes said it over the amunet... imagine it...

Do you, UltraCow accept this lovely TenderArm as your wife??

little Superaccent says: do it mom!

[imported_Kranar]

Knowledge was one guy I met hunting rats...

Anyone seen any funny names that made it at least level 20?

[Betheny]

Dunno how old Fetish is.

I always find it amusing when people name their characters after bands.

Dimmu Borggir is a character in Gemstone. Dimmu Borgir is also a band. He's probably near 50.

Jealousy is/was a character.

I used to keep a list, but since I turned my logins off, I don't see them anymore.

[Bobmuhthol]

With people getting pulled for mocking names and all (Haashekhm comes to mind), why wasn't Warclaidhm pulled for a mockery of the name Warclaidh?

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
With people getting pulled for mocking names and all (Haashekhm comes to mind), why wasn't Warclaidhm pulled for a mockery of the name Warclaidh?

my warclaidhmo wasn't pulled
i got bored, my brain was acting strangely

[Meos]

while we're at it... What kind of name is bobmuthol. sounds like something they would put in a pack of smokes to make it taste like shit so you never want to smoke'em again.

[Bobmuhthol]

First off, it's Bobmuhthol. Second, it's possibly one of the most original names ever. Thirdly, it's Character Manager Generated.

[Bobmuhthol]

Names that are French words. Can't stand 'em.

Argent. Argent = Money.
Rubytears L'Heureux. L'Heureux = The Happy One.

[Kisteira]

I love the name Bobmuhthol heh. I once had a character named Fredilus. Just to stay IG <g> heh. Bob Fred the fun the fun!

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Rubytears L'Heureux. L'Heureux = The Happy One.

I dunno. I've yet to see anything happy about that chick.

[longshot]

* Hellhunter just bit the dust!

[Drew2]

Smoothnatty. That's either strangly erotic or nasty. Not sure which.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by longshot
* Hellhunter just bit the dust!

I think he's been around (or at least that character has) for quite some time.

I remember getting 'in trouble' once for saying "Hey Hell, where you going?

[Back]

Bakwash just went north.

[Captain Amby]

I like Bakwash. He a nice guy. And been around a long time.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'd smoke a Bobmuthol if it wasn't mentholicious!

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I'd smoke a Bobmuthol if it wasn't mentholicious!

Warclaidhm already smoked him once.

[Chyrain]

I was looking through the lists for the Faire and I came across this beauty:

2 Ohr Ladys_man 07/12/2003 Cleric 1

[Edaarin]

If you'll look at Smoothnatty's last name, you'll understand.

He dies like 10 times a day too.

[longshot]

Tofranil

This is a type of anti-depressant medication.

I can't wait until Xanex and Paxil make their debut.

[Bobmuhthol]

>report Hakker.. shouldn't that name be restricted because of its resemblence to "hacker"?
REPORT should only be used to notify the GemStone III staff of emergency situations or gamewide technical errors. Please use ASSIST for general support.


Message sent to all online game staff. While no staff members are currently on duty, there are likely to be several lurking behind the scenes to investigate your report. If you feel the need to speak with the staff, please type ASSIST for a list of options.

>

SEND[Khaladon] Nothing wrong with it.

[CrystalTears]

Well now you're just nitpicking, Bob. Sheesh. :P

[Scott]

Originally posted by longshot
Tofranil

This is a type of anti-depressant medication.

I can't wait until Xanex and Paxil make their debut.

There are tons of medication names out there. You got Alesse, which is a birth control pill. I've seen Perkiset (Percocet), Ketamine (special K), and Fencyclydine (close to PCP). Drugs apperently are fine within GS.

[CrystalTears]

Mytol. He's a friend of mine and I would always tease him about it, asking him if he was sleepy. He would usually grumble and say, "Oh like I haven't heard that before. (I know it's actually Nytol but it was SO similar. :D)

He's a great guy though, and after him I wouldn't judge people by their name... as much. :D

[Edited on 7/31/2003 by CrystalTears]

[Vesi]

Didn't there used to be someone named Klonopin? (used to treat seizures and anxiety)

Vesi

[Artha]

*And just bit the dust!

*Fatedespencer just bit the dust!
(Ha, I guess he had fate 'despenced' to him)

[Jenisi]

Chopchop just arrived.
>
Chopchop quietly slips behind the curtain

[StrayRogue]

Fatedspencer has been around alot longer than most people on this here message board.

[StrayRogue]

For the record, that doesn't make it a particularily good name.

[Jenisi]

Demonangel just went east.

[Scott]

Buffi just arrived.
>
Buffi just went west.

[Dighn Darkbeam]

*Unknown bites the dust

Pridenjoy is another I dont care for

Seen *Waldo2 bites the dust a while back too. Yeah, I know, he is older than dirt. Name still sucks.

Deathlore is an ok guy, bad name. Lots of Deathsomethings, darksomethings, and mispelled words like Adrenilyn floating around constantly as well.

People have told me they hated my name before. I dont think its ban worthy, but its no gem. Its pronounced Dine BTW. Didnt pick that because of all the flak I would receive.

I dont bother to report OOC/Mispelled/Ect names. I just shudder and drive on.

Kris na Su'ta

[Bobmuhthol]

Waldo went demonic, Waldo2 rose. He was killing Jants when they were in town a week ago.

Names that are written plus 5 consonants are terrible. I saw one and was absolutely disgusted by it.

[CrystalTears]

Heh. Wiiildlightning. Give me a break. When we see the guy in the game we yell "Wiiiiiiiiiiildlightning!" :D

Really can't stand when they keep adding the same letter to get the name to work. Let it go man, let it go.

[Bobmuhthol]

Wiiildlightning is a blatantly against policy. It's a phrase (minor - a lot of people have stupid phrases), but it has three of the same letter in a row.

[longshot]

They just should never be rezzed. Everytime "banusgrime" eats hit, they should have to rot for picking a shitty name.

[Red Devil]

no ban plz, lightning may have not the greatest name but he's still a great person, i can proof!

[Chyrain]

* Phistoola just bit the dust! [12:30 am]

Phistoola. Which reminds me of Fistulae which reminds me of intestinal disorders...

which is a gross bloody pussy oozing from your innards out your butt.

just thought I'd share that one.

[Artha]

Neecapper just arrived.

[Solkern]

I dont know the best name i saw was, anyone remember seeing this?

*Youhave just bit the dust

Youhave just arrived.

[Edited on 8-5-2003 by Solkern]

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Chyrain
* Phistoola just bit the dust! [12:30 am]

Phistoola. Which reminds me of Fistulae which reminds me of intestinal disorders...

which is a gross bloody pussy oozing from your innards out your butt.

just thought I'd share that one.

Sexy.

[Kadumi]

Gargamel. Worst. Name. Ever.

[Izalude]

Awhile back, I remember seeing "* Anekkednewbie just bit the dust!" I thought that was pretty funny

[Overlord]

Dimmus not that bad lol I was just going to use that for a first name but said what the hell. First time i've used a non-original name.

Besides hell of a lot worse for example :
Bunnyfeet, Coffee, Toy, And, Nutmegg... just a prime few i noticed a while back. Though after seeing it for so long i still can't say Darckwizard is a good name lol.

[Edited on 11-13-2003 by Overlord]

[Kadumi]

Dimmu actually sounds like an in-genre name, and especially appropriate for a giantman warrior.

Gotta laugh when Strezze calls him Dummi though...

[JustMe]

Invincible [subdued]: "Wow, that was clever. Atleast my name is original."
Invincible [subdued]: "Do you see another Invincibles walking around? No."

Late night net in the Landing, nothing more glorious than that.

[Moist Happenings]

Persona just arrived.

[Snapp]

Didnt someone say Dimmu was the name of a band or something in one of the other name threads?

[StrayRogue]

They are a metal band, yes.

[Wezas]

Shame the GM's aren't up on their Strongbad E-mails, Trogdor got off without a problem.

[Kadumi]

....and the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!

[AnticorRifling]

Scroll button, scroll button, 1,2 1,2 and if you swing by my crib I can scroll with you!

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by Cain
Worst two I've ever seen:
Beaujangles TheDancer
Dougross (An Empath named after George Clooney's Character Doug Ross on ER)

If Beau's name is the worst you've ever seen, you really need to get out more.

Worst one I ever saw was Analprobe. Funniest one was Snotrag.

(I picked Beau's first name the way I get all my character names, it's one of my cats. The last name was after hours of rolling to get half decent stats, then at least another hour of 'sorry that name is unavailable'. When it actually accepted TheDancer I said Thank God and went with it. I've had the character since 1996, she's level 71 and a damned good picker. Sorry you hate her name, but deal with it.)

Kimm/Tilone/Beau

[Artha]

You know you can turn off last names now, right? There's no excuse for a crappy last name.

[pennywise]

I think Cain's problem with the name Beaujangles TheDancer is that there was a guy, nicknamed Bojangles, who was a famous dancer. When he entered movies some decades after he began dancing, Bojangles became a stereotype (think old dancing black man), which has tarnished his reputation since, not that it was his fault or anything, just not alot of starring, non-subservient roles for blacks in early movies.

By the way, Creamygoodness was by far one of the crappiest names Ive seen, though, of course, my roomates used to have the name "Off", and we would run around beating him. Never got a response worth a damn though.

[Sweets]

"By the way, Creamygoodness was by far one of the crappiest names Ive seen, though, of course, my roomates used to have the name "Off", and we would run around beating him. Never got a response worth a damn though"

That made me laugh right out loud.

[Soulpieced]

the name "Off", and we would run around beating him. Never got a response worth a damn though"

.

If you were doing it using the act that's fine. But if you tried to use punish, it was changed so that only the punisher and punishee see it.

[pennywise]

Yeah, we stopped playing "Off" when they changed punish, wasnt as funny acting it.

edited so I can tell those who dont know, when you "punished" someone, it would say "XXXX beats XXXX severely", if I remember correctly. You can take it from there.

[Edited on 11-15-2003 by pennywise]

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by Artha
You know you can turn off last names now, right? There's no excuse for a crappy last name.

Except... She was on the dais, yakking with folks and opening their boxes, being VERY IC... And out of the blue some self righteous puffed up toad of a 'real roleplayer' whispers to her about how its a shame 'you didn't use your obvious wit and imagination' to come up with a decent name.

My first thought was to fall on my knees before him, thanking him for noticing my name and pointing it out, thus saving me Voln only knows how many more years of walking around with that name, I'll reroll immediately and by the way in gratitude for you pointing it out here's all my stuff since as a level 0 I won't be able to hold it anymore.

My second response was to whisper 'thanks for the roleplay asshole' and decide hell would freeze over and the devil deport himself on ice skates before I'd ever hide my last name.

I went with door number two. The character has a symbol of a sword dancer embroidered on most of her clothing and tattooed on her skin. TheDancer I see as a nickname given her calling as a sword dancer and not as a last name. If other people lack the wit to go there and would be more pleased to point fingers and recall the softshoe artist or the old song all I can think is that they're the ones bending over backwards to be OOC. Obviously they're happier being OOC than IC. Since playing a game should make you happy, or at least bring enjoyment, I'm glad then that I was able to bring even this rather petty type of enjoyment into their obviously unhappy lives. They'd probably get more joy out of actually meeting and talking with Beau, but... Whatever floats their boat.

Kimm/Ti/Beau:saint:

[Betheny]

How the fuck would you know someone's name or last name unless they told you? :?:

[Artha]

Whispers are an OOC medium. This is known by just about everyone. Had he said it outloud, then it would've been OOC.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Artha
Whispers are an OOC medium. This is known by just about everyone.

Debatable. Both parts.

[Artha]

It's been stated by staff numerous times, including Melissa. I'm fairly sure it's even somewhere in Policy.

[The Cat In The Hat]

No wonder there are stupid names popping up..


Cat

May we suggest one of these? Keep in mind, these names are
computer generated. Some may be unpronounceable or contain
a modern reference by mistake and therefore be unacceptable.
Please use your best judgement when selecting one:

Deathcanday
Chadkock
Deodaheads
Phuckcoknee