I'm rich!

[Dwarven Empath]

Dear Partner,

My name is Mr peter Khan; I am a Staff of a
Bank Here in United Kingdom . There is an
account opened in this bank in 1995 and
since my Inception into office, nobody has
operated on this account.

I have the courage to let you understand
that this IS 15,000,000.00 (FIFTEEN MILLION
BRITISH POUNDS STERLINGS) need urgent
transfer before it will be forfeited for
nothing. This traction is with Assurance of
100% legal with the legal documents. You
will stand to get 35% while 60% is for me
and 5% will be for the expenses during the
procession.

I will fill you in with further details upon
your receipt.

This is so awesome!!!! LOLOLOL

I thought England use Euro's?

[Nieninque]

That would be incorrect.
The currency of the UK is pounds sterling.

[Dwarven Empath]

Then it must be true!

I'm gonna be rich!!!!

[Nieninque]

Grats

[Renian]

Dear Partner,

My name is Mr peter Khan;

(see avatar)

[ElanthianSiren]

This reminds me of the Eddie Izzard joke about British participation in the European Union.

"We're outside going -- we're going to wash your windows!"

[Necromancer]

That letter showed an astounding grasp of the english language too!

[Dwarven Empath]

What I don't like.

Why didn't my spam thing pick this up?

I shouldn't get shit like this.

[Kyra231]

Fucking spam bot crap. The one time I put a bird up on petfinder I opened myself to endless crap like that :(


Good Day,
I saw your advert posted,the pet interest me and i want to buy it...for my 10yrs old son..I live in Ash North Carolina,As regard the shipping arrangement i will be responsible for that. Kindly,give me the following informations about the pet
1)When last has the pet visited the vet.?
2)When the pet took its last shots?
3)why do you want to sale the pet?
4)The price you want to sale?
5)What fed is the pet used to?
I will be glad if you can send me the pics of the pet if available

Or the ever popular 'just send me 5k & you'll get 5 million back b.s.

Urgh.