Ashliana = Kierphe

[Parkbandit]

I figured that such epic failure deserved it's own thread... for future linking in other threads.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Assliana.jpg

[Solkern]

epic failure

[Solkern]

I love this part



I didn't pretend to be a girl, but definitely "pretended" to be Kierphe (also another one of my Gemstone characters). I could see your point being funnier if I had a long history of agreeing with myself/etc, but it was something I tried and got bored with.


he/she tried to "support" herself and got bored. heh

probably couldn't believe his/her own shit he/she was saying.

[Xaerve]

Haha, what a loser.

[CrystalTears]

probably couldn't believe his/her own shit he/she was saying.
Just say IT. It's easier that way.

[Stanley Burrell]

Ashliana is a guy?

[Ashliana]

Just say IT. It's easier that way.

True. Unlike Solkern, I don't have naked pictures of myself floating around the Internet or threads I created devoted to attention whoring the story. :love:

Clove, though, referring to me as "it" reminds me of what a third grader thinks would hurt someone else's feelings. I grin every time I see it.

[CrystalTears]

I'm the one who started calling you it because I have no clue what you are. And it's funny you think it's to hurt your feelings. :tissue: We don't care if you have them or not.

[Keller]

True. Unlike Solkern, I don't have naked pictures of myself floating around the Internet or threads I created devoted to attention whoring the story.

$20 says you DO have naked pictures of Solkern floating around the Internet and you tell people it's you.

[Keller]

Clove, though, referring to me as "it" reminds me of what a third grader thinks would hurt someone else's feelings. I grin every time I see it.

It's for our amusement.

No pun intended.

[Ashliana]

I'm the one who started calling you it because I have no clue what you are. And it's funny you think it's to hurt your feelings. :tissue: We don't care if you have them or not.

Not what I was implying. :lol: Just that it would get under my skin or something. I think it's funny. Also amusing how PB thinks "Kierphe" is hilarious. If it had been 100+ posts or something, or someone else like Warriorbird/Daniel/etc, I can see it. Kierphe's just a rep/vote mule, for the most part. Derisive JPEGs... away!

[CrystalTears]

It doesn't matter. That you went out of your way to agree with your own post is what's laughable. And you think it's a-okay, which makes it double hilarious.

[Ashliana]

$20 says you DO have naked pictures of Solkern floating around the Internet and you tell people it's you.

Lol. If I was going to send pictures of someone else and claim they were me, I certainly wouldn't use a scrawny little Asian with a dumbfounded look on his face.


It doesn't matter. That you went out of your way to agree with your own post is what's laughable. And you think it's a-okay, which makes it double hilarious.

I don't really think it's "a-okay" or "not okay." Think it's funny? Have a problem with it? Knock yourself out. Amuse me.

[Xaerve]

Nothing like defending yourself for being a loser. That's when you've hit rock bottom.

[Solkern]

Nothing like defending yourself for being a loser. That's when you've hit rock bottom.

^

[Ashliana]

^

Shall I refer you to the "OMG JENISI POSTED MY PENIS ON T3H INTARWEBZ! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" thread?

[Exit]

Lol. If I was going to send pictures of someone else and claim they were me, I certainly wouldn't use a scrawny little Asian with a dumbfounded look on his face.




alteast I don't have to pretend i'm a girl so people will like me more

atleast I don't have to support my own post with an alt account because no one else agrees with the shit you say.

[Exit]

Shall I refer you to the "OMG JENISI POSTED MY PENIS ON T3H INTARWEBZ! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" thread?



oh noes it unleashed the fury! everyone run!

[Ashliana]

Lol. If I was going to send pictures of someone else and claim they were me, I certainly wouldn't use a scrawny little Asian with a dumbfounded look on his face.
QUOTE]


atleast I don't have to pretend to be a girl in hoping people will like me more

or posting on an alt to agree with myself cause no one else would

see what i did there

In your misinterpretation of events, maybe. Both Kierphe and Ashliana are characters of mine from Gemstone.. They're names, not personas. There's not really any "pretending" involved, as for one gender or another. Nor do I have female characters in Gemstone so people will "like me more" there. They're roleplaying differences. I realize not many people actually do roleplay anymore, but I was never one to simply powerlevel in such a social game.

[Exit]

In your misinterpretation of events, maybe. Both Kierphe and Ashliana are characters of mine from Gemstone.. They're names, not personas. There's not really any "pretending" involved, as for one gender or another. Nor do I have female characters in Gemstone so people will "like me more" there. They're roleplaying differences. I realize not many people actually do roleplay anymore, but I was never one to simply powerlevel in such a social game.

you are truely a retard heh

l2read the entire thread before you make stupid ass posts

[Moist Happenings]

In your misinterpretation of events, maybe. Both Kierphe and Ashliana are characters of mine from Gemstone.. They're names, not personas. There's not really any "pretending" involved, as for one gender or another. Nor do I have female characters in Gemstone so people will "like me more" there. They're roleplaying differences. I realize not many people actually do roleplay anymore, but I was never one to simply powerlevel in such a social game.

So if they're just different names, and you didn't intend to pass them off as different personas, do you regularly post something and then post again to agree with it? Or is that something new?

[CrystalTears]

Let's see... we have Solkern who is a teacher and can't spell worth a damn. And then we have Ashliana who posts as two different characters on a message board to defend itself.

Man, today is just full of win with entertainment.

[Exit]

I specifly posted, Look ashliana supports its self with it's own post

and you said, umm, ok? go ahead and look back, then T&S found the post
and nailed you on it

you fail, you did it on purpose, and you didn't think you'd be caught and you were caught, stop trying to play it off, you fail

[Stanley Burrell]

Why are there no monk pictures?

[Exit]

Let's see... we have Solkern who is a teacher and can't spell worth a damn. And then we have Ashliana who posts as two different characters on a message board to defend itself.

Man, today is just full of win with entertainment.



Sorry, when I type on message boards, I don't go for A+ spelling, I type rather quickly and don't bother checking it. if you want I will gladly do it to make sure it's perfect.

[CrystalTears]

Coherent English is all I ask.

[Exit]

Coherent English is all I ask.


alright, then I'll make sure I go over my post, and make sure the spelling is up to standards :)

[Parkbandit]

In your misinterpretation of events, maybe. Both Kierphe and Ashliana are characters of mine from Gemstone.. They're names, not personas. There's not really any "pretending" involved, as for one gender or another. Nor do I have female characters in Gemstone so people will "like me more" there. They're roleplaying differences. I realize not many people actually do roleplay anymore, but I was never one to simply powerlevel in such a social game.

Riiiight.

There simply is no justification for the epic failure you brought upon yourself.. and watching you try to justify it makes it even more pathetic.

But seriously, you should keep going. The entertainment value of watching you crash and burn is unmatched.

[Ashliana]

I specifly posted, Look ashliana supports its self with it's own post

and you said, umm, ok? go ahead and look back, then T&S found the post
and nailed you on it

you fail, you did it on purpose, and you didn't think you'd be caught and you were caught, stop trying to play it off, you fail

I'm not denying I did it. The question is: do I care? This place has essentially no rules. I tried it and got bored with it. I invited them to look the other account's posts. Knock yourself out (both figuratively and literally wouldn't be bad.) :heart:

[Exit]

You obviously do care, as everyone can see, it's getting to you.

you're getting mighty defensive.
but keep at it, I find it funny.

[Ashliana]

Riiiight.

There simply is no justification for the epic failure you brought upon yourself.. and watching you try to justify it makes it even more pathetic.

But seriously, you should keep going. The entertainment value of watching you crash and burn is unmatched.

You're always good for a smile, PB. Whether it's desperately clinging on to the sinking ship of neoconservatism, labeling people that disagree with you (using valid points and apt observations) as "hypocrites" as if that magically washes away your outrageous stupidity and hyper-narrowly focused vision, you can usually get a chuckle.

Call it what you will.. If you think making a 12 post alternate account is going to make me suddenly stop posting, you're even more whacked out of your mind than I already think you are.

[Moist Happenings]

The Kierphe account is fairly old and mostly unused. You can check his posts. /shrug I didn't remember, but someone in the political forum dug one up where I actually did agree with myself. I got bored with it, though, and have just used it for rep/voting. Make of it what you will.



Almost as unaware of reality as PB. Impressive.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not immune from having done or said stupid shit in the past. The issue pertaining to this thread certainly qualifies as stupid shit. I don't have any problem with you, or the fact that you did something stupid. I have a problem that you're trying to talk your way out of it and say it isn't what it is. If you had say not used a second account to agree with yourself, what would the reaction have been? "Uh, wtf, you're agreeing with your own post? Of course you agree with your own post, stupid." so you used another account to pretend to be another person agreeing with you, in the hopes that no one would recognize it as you. Own up to your mistakes. Nobody's perfect. If you can do that, you'll get my respect back.

[Parkbandit]

The Kierphe account is fairly old and mostly unused. You can check his posts. /shrug I didn't remember, but someone in the political forum dug one up where I actually did agree with myself. I got bored with it, though, and have just used it for rep/voting. Make of it what you will.


3 months is now considered fairly old to you?

What I make of it is you are a really pathetic.

[Solkern]

Obviously, you're missing the point.

we don't CARE you made an alt account, alot of us have alt accounts

the point of making a post, then changing accounts and pretending to be someone else to agree with yourself is just sad.
and Neff, Bravo, you nailed it.

[Moist Happenings]

Don't get me wrong. I'm not immune from having done or said stupid shit in the past. The issue pertaining to this thread certainly qualifies as stupid shit. I don't have any problem with you, or the fact that you did something stupid. I have a problem that you're trying to talk your way out of it and say it isn't what it is. If you had say not used a second account to agree with yourself, what would the reaction have been? "Uh, wtf, you're agreeing with your own post? Of course you agree with your own post, stupid." so you used another account to pretend to be another person agreeing with you, in the hopes that no one would recognize it as you. Own up to your mistakes. Nobody's perfect. If you can do that, you'll get my respect back.

I completely agree with this. It's not so much that you did something stupid, it's that instead of saying "yeah I did something dumb." you go on the offensive and start attacking everybody who calls you out on it.

[Gan]

Let's see... we have Solkern who is a teacher and can't spell worth a damn. And then we have Ashliana who posts as two different characters on a message board to defend itself.

Man, today is just full of win with entertainment.

Sorry, when I type on message boards, I don't go for A+ spelling, I type rather quickly and don't bother checking it. if you want I will gladly do it to make sure it's perfect.

So Exit = Solkern?
I missed that one.
:help:


I'm not denying I did it. The question is: do I care? This place has essentially no rules. I tried it and got bored with it. I invited them to look the other account's posts. Knock yourself out (both figuratively and literally wouldn't be bad.) :heart:

http://www.trumanlibrary.org/museum/flash/hindenburg.jpg

[Solkern]

Neff, you forgot to change accounts!

[Moist Happenings]

Hehe. I've only got one and I'm too lazy to make another.

[Parkbandit]

You're always good for a smile, PB. Whether it's desperately clinging on to the sinking ship of neoconservatism, labeling people that disagree with you (using valid points and apt observations) as "hypocrites" as if that magically washes away your outrageous stupidity and hyper-narrowly focused vision, you can usually get a chuckle.

Call it what you will.. If you think making a 12 post alternate account is going to make me suddenly stop posting, you're even more whacked out of your mind than I already think you are.


Hey.. I brought you back once, remember? The last thing I want is for someone as insecure and pathetic as you are to leave. It's very difficult to find someone on a forum with your type of entertainment value.

Keep going though.. I love watching you twist in the wind.

[Solkern]

So Exit = Solkern?
I missed that one.
:help:


lol yeah, I said it on the likely/unlikely thread that exit is an alt i used when I tried to return to GS and didn't enjoy it :)

[Alfster]

Heh, PB's flirting with him.


(Posted in the "who you'd like to screw" thread)

I'd totally consider Clove, Crb and Parkbandit....









































































































































... after I give them a sledgehammer vasectomy.

[Gan]

Hey.. I brought you back once, remember? The last thing I want is for someone as insecure and pathetic as you are to leave. It's very difficult to find someone on a forum with your type of entertainment value.

Keep going though.. I love watching you twist in the wind.

PB, if it werent for you talking Assliana and her posse into coming back to post more after threatening to run off we would not have had the level of entertainment we've had today.

Thanks man.

:thanx:

[Ashliana]

Don't get me wrong. I'm not immune from having done or said stupid shit in the past. The issue pertaining to this thread certainly qualifies as stupid shit. I don't have any problem with you, or the fact that you did something stupid. I have a problem that you're trying to talk your way out of it and say it isn't what it is. If you had say not used a second account to agree with yourself, what would the reaction have been? "Uh, wtf, you're agreeing with your own post? Of course you agree with your own post, stupid." so you used another account to pretend to be another person agreeing with you, in the hopes that no one would recognize it as you. Own up to your mistakes. Nobody's perfect. If you can do that, you'll get my respect back.

I'm not talking my way out of anything. I clearly created a second account, agreed with it, outed myself inadvertently and PB thought the twelve posts (or however many it actually is) were this hilarious. I think only the one (maybe two? Too lazy to look them up) were the so-called self-agreeing posts. Other than that, meh.

I'm not really going on the offensive.. This whole thread/issue aside, I just happen to think Solkern is one of the dumbest people on the board. Him being stupid isn't a defense of my creating a second account. I don't really care that I did.. but this thread is funny, so I'm here. Was it taboo? Okay. Whatever. Think of me what you will. I was already pretty unpopular, this doesn't make much difference to me.

[Definitely not Neff]

Neff, you forgot to change accounts!

On an unrelated note, I also agree.

[CrystalTears]

/mutter

[Solkern]

<3 PB yeah thanks man!

[Parkbandit]

PB, if it werent for you talking Assliana and her posse into coming back to post more after threatening to run off we would not have had the level of entertainment we've had today.

Thanks man.

:thanx:


I'm only here to help man. Only here to help.

[Solkern]

were the so-called self-agreeing posts. Other than that, meh.


So called?

no they were you changing account to agree with yourself, to make it seem others supported you, I don't call that "so-called"

[Parkbandit]

PS - I still get hate PMs from Clove over my "BRING BACK ASSLIANA" campaign.

[Ashliana]

Hey.. I brought you back once, remember? The last thing I want is for someone as insecure and pathetic as you are to leave. It's very difficult to find someone on a forum with your type of entertainment value.

Keep going though.. I love watching you twist in the wind.

There's that self-delusional neocon vision I love so much. You predicted, what? A farewell thread, crash n' burn, shameful exit from the forum? Um.. No. No thanks. :heart:

I look forward to many arguments to come.

[Parkbandit]

There's that self-delusional neocon vision I love so much. You predicted, what? A farewell thread, crash n' burn, shameful exit from the forum? Um.. No. No thanks. :heart:

I look forward to many arguments to come.


Hey.. I just assumed you had self respect. I realize that's my fault and that you never actually CLAIMED you HAD any self respect.

[Ashliana]

Hey.. I just assumed you had self respect. I realize that's my fault and that you never actually CLAIMED you HAD any self respect.

As I've said.. my self-respect isn't impacted by what happens on a Gemstone forum. It's like when people say "whatever helps you sleep at night" totally inappropriately, in video games, etc. Like what helps someone sleep at night is affected by a video game? Right.. There's that common sense you're so well known for.

[Solkern]

you are like rathmond of the PC

you have alts that are your only friends and the only ones that agree with you.

[Ashliana]

you are like rathmond of the PC

you have alts that are your only friends and the only ones that agree with you.

Aww, are you saying that because I said you were likely to be GSIVPlayer, Rathmond's account? Very clever, Solkern. Shouldn't you be showing your shame to random girls on the Internet with your cell phone? It's a better use of your time.

Anyway, I'll be back in a bit. Headed home from work. :D

[Athgo]

The Kierphe account is fairly old and mostly unused. You can check his posts. /shrug I didn't remember, but someone in the political forum dug one up where I actually did agree with myself. I got bored with it, though, and have just used it for rep/voting. Make of it what you will.

Sounds like more liberal voting fraud to me...

[Keller]

You've also been misleading us about Kierphe's gender. This is an outrage, I feel dirty.

[Clove]

Riiiight.

There simply is no justification for the epic failure you brought upon yourself.. and watching you try to justify it makes it even more pathetic.

But seriously, you should keep going. The entertainment value of watching you crash and burn is unmatched.Oh ten bucks says we can get It to defend its indefensible fail for at least 10 pages.

[Clove]

Let's see... we have Solkern who is a teacher and can't spell worth a damn...


Sorry, when I type on message boards, I don't go for A+ spelling, I type rather quickly and don't bother checking it. if you want I will gladly do it to make sure it's perfect.Come on, you have to appreciate the irony of a teacher posting simple spelling errors. Don't get all defensive like It.

[Clove]

Oh ten bucks says we can get It to defend its indefensible fail for at least 10 pages.Oh, I totally agree. In fact I think we can get It to go even beyond that trying to defend its own hopeless stupidity.

[Liagala]

Oh ten bucks says we can get It to defend its indefensible fail for at least 10 pages.Oh, I totally agree. In fact I think we can get It to go even beyond that trying to defend its own hopeless stupidity.

:rofl:

[Jorddyn]

You've also been misleading us about Kierphe's gender. This is an outrage, I feel dirty.


So when did you two hook up?

[Moist Happenings]

Oh, I totally agree. In fact I think we can get It to go even beyond that trying to defend its own hopeless stupidity.

Hey. That's my bit.

[Clove]

Hey. That's my bit.Actually that was It's bit... we're all taking our cue from It today.

[Clove]

Oh ten bucks says we can get It to defend its indefensible fail for at least 10 pages.Hey! You're on, I'll take that bet. I don't think It will fall for it!

[Moist Happenings]

Actually that was It's bit... we're all taking our cue from It today.

Touche.

[Gan]

It?

http://www.psychodelica.com/img/other/Pennywise01.jpg

[Athgo]

It!

http://wongablog.co.uk/wb-images/cousinit.jpg

[Gan]

Cousin!

[Athgo]

Surprisingly less creepy than the clown.

[Gan]

Yea, gutters are that much more creepier now because of that movie.

[Athgo]

Agreed, I remember seeing that movie as a kid and having really bad nightmares the night after. What a messed up movie.

[Parkbandit]

I don't know.. I always picture Ashliana as more of this type of "it"

http://caosblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pat.jpg

Poor thing is so confused...

[Clove]

Awww, I like Pat!

[Clove]

Awww, I like Pat!So do I. Don't compare Pat to It, it's not fair to Pat!

[ViridianAsp]

I'm not talking my way out of anything. I clearly created a second account, agreed with it, outed myself inadvertently and PB thought the twelve posts (or however many it actually is) were this hilarious. I think only the one (maybe two? Too lazy to look them up) were the so-called self-agreeing posts. Other than that, meh.

I'm not really going on the offensive.. This whole thread/issue aside, I just happen to think Solkern is one of the dumbest people on the board. Him being stupid isn't a defense of my creating a second account. I don't really care that I did.. but this thread is funny, so I'm here. Was it taboo? Okay. Whatever. Think of me what you will. I was already pretty unpopular, this doesn't make much difference to me.

Actually, I think this kind of makes you desperate for someone to agree with you. I mean you were so desperate for it you used another account on this forum, used it to agree with your own posts?

I'm sorry but that sounds you obviously care enough to have someone agree with you here. Also, why? I mean does it really matter that fucking much what people here think?

[Clove]

I'm not talking my way out of anything.Truest words ever spoken by It.

[Nieninque]

Let's see... we have Solkern who is a teacher and can't spell worth a damn. And then we have Ashliana who posts as two different characters on a message board to defend itself.

Man, today is just full of win with entertainment.

Sorry, when I type on message boards, I don't go for A+ spelling, I type rather quickly and don't bother checking it. if you want I will gladly do it to make sure it's perfect.

Wait...!
Solkern is Exit?
Why cant people just have one fucking name and stick to it?

[Nieninque]

So Exit = Solkern?
I missed that one.
:help:


LOL...me too.
I also dont understand why people post on two accounts.
Fucking idiots.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Ashliana = Klaive.

Think about it.

[Parkbandit]

LOL...me too.
I also dont understand why people post on two accounts.
Fucking idiots.


Because.. as has been detailed, It needed someone to agree with and to artificially fabricate polls and reputations.

[Keller]

Ashliana = Klaive.

Think about it.

Yup.

[Gan]

...and to artificially fabricate polls...

You mean polls are artificially inflated and fabricated here on the PC?

[Nieninque]

Because.. as has been detailed, It needed someone to agree with and to artificially fabricate polls and reputations.

Solkern?

[Solkern]

Solkern?

no Ashliana

and regarding to my other account: I only made exit, b/c I restarted GS, and had a char named exit, if you look at his posts, it retained to 99% only GS shit and nothing else
besides what I did for fun yesterday.

[Parkbandit]

Oh ten bucks says we can get It to defend its indefensible fail for at least 10 pages.

Bump to help save Clove $10.00

[Keller]

Speaking of Clove making bets . . .

[Clove]

Speaking of Clove making bets . . .Follow instructions much? I already asked you to PM with contact details and some good days/times so we can settle :P