Rolton VS Jesae

[Sean]

A rolton trots in!
>
You feel at full magical power again.
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A rolton tries to bite Jesae!
Jesae evades the attack!
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A rolton tries to bite Jesae!
AS: +111 vs DS: +50 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +96 = +196
... and hits for 63 points of damage!
Incredible shot to the eye penetrates deep into skull!

* Jesae drops dead at your feet!

The guiding force leaves a rolton.
The rolton bleats in triumph!

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* Jesae just bit the dust!
>


was a short battle .. she never stood a chance.

[Souzy]

You gave it an invisible guide didn't you Sean? Bastard! Poor girl, the guys are Hearthstone are cold hearted bastards, well Edaarin and him, heh.

[Overlord]

I can't resist spelling up a kobold, edge its weapon, stength it blurs guards of all kinds and just laugh as it kills others (Have a minor spiritual waggler about for some additional fun muha ha ha ha)

[Sean]

you can't prove that i did.

[Shari]

You ass.

And for the record...

Tijay gestures at a rolton.
An invisible force guides a rolton.
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Your songs renew.
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Tijay gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Tijay gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Tijay.
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A rolton trots south.
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A rolton trots in!
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You feel at full magical power again.
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
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A rolton tries to bite you!
You evade the attack!
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A rolton tries to bite you!
...and then I died.

[Sean]

that could have been a completely different rolton!

[Souzy]

Bastard! Kick his ass Jesae! See how mean they are! And you call me mean Sean, bastard!

[Hips]

This is why I used to make them kill the roltons as soon as they entered the room, heheh.

Jesae you suck.
HAHA

[Sean]

i got yelled at the day before by jesae for killing roltons ... maybe now she'll see the light.

[crazymage]

Roltons are sacred beasts, Jesae and I control the flocks of elanthia.

[Sean]

we all know why enjoy roltons serg...

[crazymage]

Yeh...theres an original remark.

[Shalla]

It was still funny. :smilegrin:

[Shari]

I agree with Shalla here, I still giggle at that.

And I don't SUCK...I'm only level 9, had no spells on, and no armor, cut me some slack.

[Shalla]

I honestly thought Jesae was much older. :?:

[Shari]

Well, I was.

I WAS a level 27 wizard.

I hated being a wizard at that point because I rolled up a little bardess and she ROCKED. Course everyone knows Jesae and I like playing her, and had her shelfed for a month or so while playing this little bard.

So I decided to make Jes a bard because I didn't want the character going to waste.

So there you have it.

[Wezas]

Tips.

First off, use a kobold. Feras mattocks aren't too expensive at the pawnshop. Drop one in front of him so he has a fighting chance.

Second, remember, walls, alkars, opals can be cast at critters. 102 is helpful, but it takes away from the spirit strike.

Lastly, make sure he has enough defense (TD & DS) to survive some of the punks that will try to kill it before it hits the mark.

[Shari]

I fucking hate you, Wezas. Don't help him out.

SAVE THE ROLTONS!

And yeah it sucks that I was killed by one, sometimes the little fellas don't know their own strength.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Jesae
I fucking hate you, Wezas.

Take a number.

[Varsus]

Heh, I love doing this, you can find one that has already made it into town, bind it, sanc the room, and then spell the crud out of it, drop a feras, and then sit and make sure the sanct dun wear off before the bind, then watch it wander off (when they hit the park its the best) and wreak someone.

-Varsus (Insert Cool Quote Here)