Well I officially have to haul ass

[Sean of the Thread]

I currently have $6.87 to my name.

I'm going bust ass up to NY via bus/hiking.


I will be happy to take any accommodation along the way. I'll need a place to stay for a night here and there.

I'll post my paypal account later but Latrin/eric has already given $20 to the cause.

Save the hate guys please. This is shit and it's sad. Save yoru blah bah stories I already know it.

[Some Rogue]

WTF. Again?

And what's in NY?

[Allereli]

If you can get up to DC there are buses to nyc for $20 or less

[Makkah]

lol... I got 5 on it

[Paradii]

Suck a few dicks and you'll make it to nyc real quick

[thefarmer]

If McCain were president, like you hope, do you think his policies will help you in your time of need?

edit: And no, it's not a comparision betwen mccain and obama.

[AestheticDeath]

what happened?

[Sean of the Thread]

My significant other is a dipshit and I can no longer co exist with her.

I'm tracking down some ex GF's but if that doesn't work out I'm hitting the greyhound north.

[thefarmer]

Skipping out of town won't help your custody case.

[Sean of the Thread]

Don't want custody right now. Wtf am I going to do with two kids and nothing to feed them fuck head..

[Sean of the Thread]

If McCain were president, like you hope, do you think his policies will help you in your time of need?

edit: And no, it's not a comparision betwen mccain and obama.

okay this made me laugh at least.

[GSIVPlayer]

heads up for 1k and you cant even afford bus fare.. got no time for your donkey antics.

[Sean of the Thread]

I gots 1k for heads up. (credit card rofl)

I'm taking donations for my trip to no where. I'll take your money too.

I don't fool around with no oscar myer wiener.


you couldn't beat your dick in poker against me.

[Daniel]

you'd get killed in my neighborhood. So iwont offer you a place to stay but if you spend any time in DC the booze is on me.

[Kuyuk]

sell your computer you're using to post this shit, maybe you'll make enough money for your bus fare.


K.

[RichardCranium]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/george_jsbsb.jpg

[Gan]

What about your job? Boat? the rest of your guns?

WTF?

[Keller]

And I always wondered how perfectly normal seeming people became homeless.

[Parkbandit]

WTF Sean... you are acting like a crazy liberal right now.

[Skeeter]

This could raise you some money.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumfights

[Sean]

If you end up just shy of NYC in North Jersey let me know.

[Asha]

If you find yourself in or around Wakefield, England..

[B2]

I find it odd that the day after you post something that says that the cold is the worst part of being homeless...you decide to hitchhike from florida to new york in october.

Did I miss a post about you losing your job?

[Nieninque]

If you find yourself in or around Wakefield, England..

...kill yourself, because then you know you've hit rock bottom.

[Asha]

Can't argue that

[Warriorbird]

Good luck!

[Sean of the Thread]

What about your job? Boat? the rest of your guns?

WTF?


All the guns are gone.

Lost my job.

Boat is still there.

[Sean of the Thread]

sell your computer you're using to post this shit, maybe you'll make enough money for your bus fare.


K.

I'm taking the computer away from the old lady and kids.

[Skeeter]

live on the boat.

[Allereli]

live on the boat.

or just boat to nyc

[Jorddyn]

This is not meant to be mean, but once you get settled - get help. There's some serious depression if not bipolar going on in your system.

[grenthor]

And I always wondered how perfectly normal seeming people became homeless.

It could easily be argued that very few people here have ever seemed normal.

[Stanley Burrell]

live on the boat.

There was this guy on the Staten Island ferry who used to wig out if you said "firecracker" around him. So we, the schoolchildren, said "firecracker" a lot. He'd sit around all day drawing an imaginary circle in his palm. He was the fucking man.

Be one of those awe-inspiring zen hobos, Sean. Fame trumps money.

[Kuyuk]

<<This is not meant to be mean, but once you get settled - get help. There's some serious depression if not bipolar going on in your system.>>

Why wait?

If you check yourself in, you get to stay for free, and eat for free on our tax dollars :)

Enjoy the free housing, and hopefully get some halp!

K.

[Stanley Burrell]

Ooh! e-Diagnoses, I want to play!

Based on your Internet history, it's pretty obvious you suffer from a chronic insatiable appetite for asshaterry-induced tapeworm, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, and Teh AIDZ.

http://mm.denik.cz/56/8d/dr_house2_sip-300.jpg



There is only one thing I can say about your ADHD ass and that is you better fucking be careful of the DTs. You won't have that much affinity for remembering how you choked to death on your seizure-induced stomach acid.

[DCSL]

I'd put you up in exchange for sex but I totally live in the wrong direction. Oops.

[Stanley Burrell]

That would be so hot if that reply was to the above post. I'd make you tea with TLC, slut.

[Kuyuk]

<I'd put you up in exchange for sex but I totally live in the wrong direction. Oops.>

Hm, Seems I'm planning a cross-country trip........

above offer apply? ;p

K.

[Stanley Burrell]

I don't even know what this thread is about, but Kuyuk can participate.

I know moves that offset the gay of there being more dudes than womens.

Edit: Actually, I'm pretty sexually inexperienced. My main sexual maneuver is the Tiger Uppercut and immediate fall-off-the-bed. I haven't gotten laid that much but I've fallen off a bed during sex. You can tell I'm a real freak. With severe mental disabilities.

[Daniel]

hahahahahaha

[RichardCranium]

I don't even know what this thread is about, but Kuyuk can participate.

I know moves that offset the gay of there being more dudes than womens.

Edit: Actually, I'm pretty sexually inexperienced. My main sexual maneuver is the Tiger Uppercut and immediate fall-off-the-bed. I haven't gotten laid that much but I've fallen off a bed during sex. You can tell I'm a real freak. With severe mental disabilities.



TIME TO WAKE UP YO.

[Sean of the Thread]

rofl a couple of these posts made me laugh. I needed that.


That being said can one of you girls (no guys pretending to be girls) call me and walk me through a rubbing. plz.

[Some Rogue]

rofl a couple of these posts made me laugh. I needed that.


That being said can one of you girls (no guys pretending to be girls) call me and walk me through a rubbing. plz.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/silence.jpg
Maybe this one would be interested.

[Keller]

This is Stanley level of stupid.

You have two fucking kids.

Grow up.

[DCSL]

The offer is for Sean alone, I'm afraid. Unless... UNLESS. I get hot pictures of full frontal nudity as your resume, and then I could consider status as live-in fucktoy.

[Daniel]

pics for trade?

[DCSL]

I have naked pictures of two hot GS guys and one not so hot GS guy. TRADE?!

[Daniel]

lmao.

Asshole.

[Martaigne]

Dude what the fuck is wrong with how you're living? Why the fuck do you need to skip town, and what the fuck are you doing on the internet (leaving evidence as to your intended location) if you need to leave? You can't be in that much of a hurry if you're sifting through the jokes in this thread.

Stop drinking, get a job, and straighten the fuck up, man. Like for serious. I'm tired of seeing this shit from you. If your life is really that fucked up you don't need to be hanging out on a GS forum.

[Sean of the Thread]

I've got two months left at the very least here. I've got some plans in order.



Fuck off moron.

[Cephalopod]

Why NYC? Seems a kinda pricey choice to escape to.

[Makkah]

Dude what the fuck is wrong with how you're living? Why the fuck do you need to skip town, and what the fuck are you doing on the internet (leaving evidence as to your intended location) if you need to leave? You can't be in that much of a hurry if you're sifting through the jokes in this thread.

Stop drinking, get a job, and straighten the fuck up, man. Like for serious. I'm tired of seeing this shit from you. If your life is really that fucked up you don't need to be hanging out on a GS forum.

lololol JUKEd, son

[Sean of the Thread]

Why NYC? Seems a kinda pricey choice to escape to.

It's not fucking NYC. It's NY .. the real ny you know the rest of the state.

Finger lakes area.. near rochester... canadaigua/shortsville/manchester area to be exact.

Cheap as fuck. And it's to help my grams if I go. My RN aunt who was live in helping her busted ass on the ice on the stairs and broke her back in 3 places.

[Necromancer]

1. As previously stated: you have children you fucker. GROW THE FUCK UP, be a man, and stay to take care of them. Whatever self-centered bullshit drama you're going through doesn't trump your responsibilities as a parent.

2. Yeah fucking right, you fucked your life up so badly, are running away from it all like a coward to the first free place you can find, and we're supposed to believe you're going to NY to help your grandmother and aunt? No, you're going to get someone to help stabilize your life for you, and you're trying to make it look like you give a damn about someone who isn't you.

I completely understand and sympathize with being so screwed up you can't function, but you've got kids depending on you. Get your head out of your ass, get your ass to a doctor, and get some pills in your head. Put on a strong front for them, so they don't have to go to bed at night wondering when they'll see their father next.

Oh, and allow me a moment to point out that you're fucked because you're now officially poor. We have no Title I funding for psych care for the poor now, we have no universal health care to cover you, and beloved Bush has been shrinking all other social welfare programs over the years to the point where it's virtually impossible to get help when you need it. Congrats: you're finally reaping the rewards of conservative, trickle-down, fuck the poor economics. Enjoy the ride you helped build.

And seriously, get some fucking help for the sake of your kids.

[thefarmer]

I have nothing else to add other than a reply to this quote.



Don't want custody right now. Wtf am I going to do with two kids and nothing to feed them fuck head..

What any decent father should do...

Get a job and grow the fuck up instead of running away.

[Nieninque]

You know you are a drama queen when Jesse/Necromancer/Querthose is calling you on it.

[Sean of the Thread]

pwnt

[Martaigne]

I've got two months left at the very least here. I've got some plans in order.



Fuck off moron.

Sounds like you don't have much of a plan at all to me.

And you fuck off, if you don't want your personal life judged and commented on by the general public, don't fucking post it on a public board, twatburger. You're inviting scathing commentary.

Just scroll back and look at all the posts that have the same message as mine.

REAL LIFE: UR DOIN IT WRONG

[AestheticDeath]

burger /= waffle

[Sean of the Thread]

Who are you guys kidding. Do you think anything scathing you say bothers me? You don't know me very well.

And for the dipshits that aren't getting the picture... My old lady and the kids are going to go live with her parents FOR FREE and I'm going off to work to pay off our debts before we can get back on our feet.

How is that so fucking hard to understand.

NY I have a job at the track lined up. All I have to do is help my grandmother who practically raised me up and down the damned stairs shit while my aunt gets over her back surgery.

Rofl you guys still crack me up.

Burger > waffle for the record.

[Anebriated]

you could always sell blood and semen to raise the money to get away....




what? not mixed together.

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol I'm not getting away. We're going to work this out most of the problems was based on financial difficulty which we can fix. She's most likely going back to teaching since the hospitality/tourism has fell out.

Wait you can sell semen? I've been giving that shit away for free forever.

[Some Rogue]

Unfortunately, it can't be tainted. I guess you're out of luck on that one.

[Anebriated]

Not to mention theres already 2 little Seans running around this world. I dont know how many it can take before it self destructs.

[Brattt8525]

Lol I'm not getting away. We're going to work this out most of the problems was based on financial difficulty which we can fix. She's most likely going back to teaching since the hospitality/tourism has fell out.

Wait you can sell semen? I've been giving that shit away for free forever.

Ok then why did you post saying you can't co-exist with her she is a dipshit and your contacting ex-GF's? Oh and that you don't want custody due to not being able to feed them if the above is true and you guys are *working* it out?

At any rate, if your really in need to get to the grams to help out I am more then willing to donate to the effort. I think anyone trying to straighten crap out is worth trying to help anyway I can.

[Sean of the Thread]

We're working things out.. this is a new thing. Came up with the plan. The break will do us good.

Nah I can get up there on my own. Aunt is going to pay for it if she can't can't get back on her feet soon enough. My mother lives with them too but she is just rehabbing from a slip on the ice and broke her arm.

We'll see but things seem to be going better.


(I still want to contact an ex gf whats wrong with that :whistle:)

[Nieninque]

Ok then why did you post saying you can't co-exist with her she is a dipshit and your contacting ex-GF's?

Why did you post a photo of yourself with a fucking mullet and then get upset when people said "LOLZ U HAF A MULIT!"

Oh yeah, because sometimes, people do stupid shit on the internet.

[Methais]

We're working things out.. this is a new thing. Came up with the plan. The break will do us good.

Nah I can get up there on my own. Aunt is going to pay for it if she can't can't get back on her feet soon enough. My mother lives with them too but she is just rehabbing from a slip on the ice and broke her arm.

We'll see but things seem to be going better.


(I still want to contact an ex gf whats wrong with that :whistle:)

That's a relief. I was gonna send you $10 or $20, but now I can go spend it on crack. w00t!

[Brattt8525]

Why did you post a photo of yourself with a fucking mullet and then get upset when people said "LOLZ U HAF A MULIT!"

Oh yeah, because sometimes, people do stupid shit on the internet.

I didn't say anything until he was telling some people to piss off that he was working shit out etc. HENCE the question.

Now Sean is a big boy and he can answer for himself, which he did. Now go finish pulling the splinters out of your twat.

[Brattt8525]

We're working things out.. this is a new thing. Came up with the plan. The break will do us good.

Nah I can get up there on my own. Aunt is going to pay for it if she can't can't get back on her feet soon enough. My mother lives with them too but she is just rehabbing from a slip on the ice and broke her arm.

We'll see but things seem to be going better.


(I still want to contact an ex gf whats wrong with that :whistle:)

Well that is good to hear, better then the alternative at least for now.

Nothing wrong with the ex's just don't get caught LOL Offer is still good though if cash flow gets tight, take care of yourself.

[Stanley Burrell]

Are you at risk for the deetz? I don't want any grown man with two kids to have a seizure. Or anyone. That is fucking horrible shit; like, it doesn't matter how much chutzpah you have. You can be the most emphatic outgoing motherfucker -- And epilepsy or a drawls grand mal will still be the epitome of all that is bull-fucking-shit. I have seen some atrocious seizure-related disorders, both induced and as a predisposition. It's not pretty either way.

It's not like cancer, where you get a fair warning and whatnot.

My bad for the mothering, but before you head wherever, or whenever you head wherever; wherever that is, is there some kind of medical professional who you've had the longest amount of contact with and can give you personal input to risk factors? You could be doing yourself a real favor.

[Necromancer]

I don't know if it was my dyslexia or if it was Stanely, but I didn't understand a damn thing in that last post.

[Moist Happenings]

I don't know if it was my dyslexia or if it was Stanely, but I didn't understand a damn thing in that last post.

I'll second that. I uh..really don't understand. Stanley mentioned something about a seizure in there. Maybe he was having one while he wrote that.

[Nieninque]

I didn't say anything until he was telling some people to piss off that he was working shit out etc. HENCE the question.

Now Sean is a big boy and he can answer for himself, which he did. Now go finish pulling the splinters out of your twat.

We dont all fuck broom handles, so dont judge me by your own scabby standards.

[Brattt8525]

Holy crap have you been spying on me????? SOB.

[Stanley Burrell]

Edit: <<Necromancer + Neff>>

I just wanted to simply state that no one actually knows what his consumption habits are or what his blood levels reveal about his metabolism and if he is a lush to the point where it could cause a fatal seizure, that he might want to talk to a doctor and get a quick blood test before rapid withdrawal kicks in.

I think we all know that Xyelin can drink a lot, but we don't really know how much he's consuming or what his metabolite bloodwork has shown. There's a lot of rapid assumption -- I'm just saying if he's that doused, that I'd really, really, really hope he'd protect himself from delirium tremens.

[Moist Happenings]

Edit: <<Necromancer + Neff>>

I just wanted to simply state that no one actually knows what his consumption habits are or what his blood levels reveal about his metabolism and if he is a lush to the point where it could cause a fatal seizure, that he might want to talk to a doctor and get a quick blood test before rapid withdrawal kicks in.

I think we all know that Xyelin can drink a lot, but we don't really know how much he's consuming or what his metabolite bloodwork has shown. There's a lot of rapid assumption -- I'm just saying if he's that doused, that I'd really, really, really hope he'd protect himself from delirium tremens.

Well put. That makes a lot more sense to me now.

[Martaigne]

Who are you guys kidding. Do you think anything scathing you say bothers me? You don't know me very well.

And for the dipshits that aren't getting the picture... My old lady and the kids are going to go live with her parents FOR FREE and I'm going off to work to pay off our debts before we can get back on our feet.

How is that so fucking hard to understand.

NY I have a job at the track lined up. All I have to do is help my grandmother who practically raised me up and down the damned stairs shit while my aunt gets over her back surgery.

Rofl you guys still crack me up.

Burger > waffle for the record.

No, it's an internet forum. I wouldn't be bothered either. :D

I think I (and others) missed among the few nonsensical posts you've made in this thread thus far about the part where you're going to go work at a job you're already hooked up with. I'm going to have to go back and look.

You crack me up too... you make it sound like you're running away and invite no end of shit from others when you are really working shit out and doing something responsible for a change.

I'm not sure if I want to offer kudos or kick you in the balls. Maybe both. You're still a twatburger.

And thanks!