I just blew out my flip flop

[Sean of the Thread]

As Jimmy Buffet would say. Fucking dog stepped on it and ripped the thong.

Someone be a doll and donate a 9.99 pair of flops my way.

FFS when I just think it can't get worse it does. I've got two months left tho!

[Ravenstorm]

Speaking as someone who's very drunk...

You mean there's no innuendo in this post at all? How disappointing.

[Allereli]

men have ugly feet and shouldn't wear flipflops

[Some Rogue]

BUT DID YOU STEP ON A POP TOP???

[Moist Happenings]

I hate when dogs mess with my thong.

[Sean of the Thread]

for fucks sakes


You guys are no help.


I am packing a gunny sack tomorrows and hitting teh brinks sans my favoite flops.

Hope you're happy.

[Some Rogue]

I am drunk and I am happy. F U.

[Sean of the Thread]

dammit man

[Warriorbird]

Buy spares.

[Tsa`ah]

BUT DID YOU STEP ON A POP TOP???

Pop tart.

[Paradii]

buy a slippa saver. I am assuming you can buy them in places besides hawaii

[Sean of the Thread]

wtf is a slipper saver?

[Moist Happenings]

Like a life saver, but not candy, and it's not really enjoyable. Also it has something to do with slippers.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm so confused.

[Keller]

Don't run away from life?

[Stanley Burrell]

This thread reads like a dissociative.

[Tisket]

Why is everyone drunk in this thread? I feel like I missed some sort of internal PC memo.

[Some Rogue]

Why is everyone drunk in this thread? I feel like I missed some sort of internal PC memo.

It's the only way I can deal with the lack of Tisket boobs in my life.

[Tisket]

It's the only way I can deal with the lack of Tisket boobs in my life.

That's right...my boobs are responsible for you being a lush! hahaha.

[Warriorbird]

Your milkshake knocks boys off the wagon, Tisket.

[Sean of the Thread]

Your milkshake knocks boys off the wagon, Tisket.

http://www.planetsand.com/memberphotos/39753-milk-shake.gif

[Gan]

BUT DID YOU STEP ON A POP TOP???
Jimmy Buffett reference FTMFW


Pop tart.
Pop Top

[RichardCranium]

Pop Top


His google must be down.

[Paradii]

wtf is a slipper saver?

I dunno, I hear it on the radio all the time. I believe it is a kit that you carry with you to repair slippers that have been ripped apart.

[Moist Happenings]

I dunno, I hear it on the radio all the time. I believe it is a kit that you carry with you to repair slippers that have been ripped apart.

Just in case you're out for a night on the town with your friends and somebody's slipper breaks. You can bust out your slipper saver from the glove compartment, say "NEVER FEAR. SUCH A PITTANCE OF A SITUATION CANNOT RUIN OUR FUN!" and be the hero! :D

I'm buying one right now, damn it.

[Paradii]

Just in case you're out for a night on the town with your friends and somebody's slipper breaks. You can bust out your slipper saver from the glove compartment, say "NEVER FEAR. SUCH A PITTANCE OF A SITUATION CANNOT RUIN OUR FUN!" and be the hero! :D

I'm buying one right now, damn it.

http://slippersaver.com/

There you go. When da slippa breaks.... You can fix em in two shakes!

[diethx]

http://slippersaver.com/

There you go. When da slippa breaks.... You can fix em in two shakes!

Damn, I could've used that a month or so ago when I busted my favorite black thongs. Well, one of them anyhow. I tossed them already though, and now I can't find a suitable replacement pair. :(

[Sean of the Thread]

awesome

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.shoebuy.com/mephisto-mens-sandals.htm

I own a pair back when they used to be only ~$125, because those prices make me feel less silly.