View Full Version : Birthday Present
I have never been in a relationship with someone through their birthday/v-day/or Christmas EVER.
I just seem to be able to avoid it, or coincidentally break up with them a week or two prior. (not intentionally/well sort of just so I don't give them the false sense that I like them more than I do with an elaborate gift then just break up with them, or not to ruin that day for them either).
Anyway I've been with my girlfriend for a little over 2 months and I really like her, she doesn't wear jewlry and doesn't care to either. She's into physical activities but I was going to wait till Christmas to get her a surfboard which would be more appropriate.
It's her 25th b-day, any ideas on gifts? I was thinking lingerei or however you spell that, and other crap like that.
Thanks
Some Rogue
10-21-2008, 01:47 PM
New pasties.
NocturnalRob
10-21-2008, 01:47 PM
1) no. if you can't spell it, don't buy it.
2) no. you've been dating for 2 months. don't be that guy.
3) you've been dating for 2 months. have you set a precedence of lavishing her with gifts? based on your tone, I'm guessing not. so she's probably not expecting much. take her out to a nice meal, buy her some flowers. Physical activities...like, she has a favorite sports team? Take her to a game if so. It doesn't have to be for her birthday weekend. Can be a couple weeks in the future. Concert tickets. etc etc etc.
2 months is nothing, man. You shouldn't feel any pressure here.
Allereli
10-21-2008, 01:47 PM
New pasties.
no! some high quality glitter
edit: now Rob is mad I gave a dick response. A nice dinner or tickets to something is fine.
GS4Ranger
10-21-2008, 01:52 PM
Engagement Ring worth 5 years salary. That is all.
assholes, EXCEPT FOR NOCTURNAL ROB
Yeah I even have office word open here at work to check the spelling, but am feeling lazy (you guys can feel lazy too and misspell anything, it won't bother me).
Well we've been exclusive for 3 months bf/gf 2 months (though yeah... that does not make a difference).
As for lavishing her with gifts, I am not doing that, you're right. I know she would be content with whatever as she is not worldly whatsoever and is happy with the littlest of things. But yeah, probably flowers and somewhere nice.
She likes to do physical activities, she doesn't care to watch em so much, though she puts up with me watching my teams.
Some Rogue
10-21-2008, 01:54 PM
no! some high quality glitter
edit: now Rob is mad I gave a dick response. A nice dinner or tickets to something is fine.
Rob is mad about a dick response??? He's usually right there with me on those!
NocturnalRob
10-21-2008, 02:06 PM
Rob is mad about a dick response??? He's usually right there with me on those!
i know. weird, right? i didn't have my dr. pepper this afternoon.
NocturnalRob
10-21-2008, 02:09 PM
seriously though, just get her some flowers--if you get her a dozen red roses, i'll fly down to FL and punch you in the face for being a cliched anus sucker--and take her to her favorite restaurant.
if you know what kind of music she likes, get tickets for a show at some point in the next month. something you guys can do together.
Ignot
10-21-2008, 02:11 PM
Just remember that whatever you get her this time will be the bench mark and you will ALWAYS have to get her something better next time. If you go all out with something expensive then you will have to get something more expensive next time. Start with a card and maybe some flowers (not roses). Hmm maybe just a card. Its only two months she is lucky you even remember.
Yes, I am a jew.
Shari
10-21-2008, 02:12 PM
OMG, take her rockclimbing! See if you can find a gym in your area. If she's into physical activities its something you can both do. Or if that doesn't seem viable, maybe take her bowling or I don't know...horseback riding?
ROFL@lingere.
I don't think that's a good gift even after your married. I can't imagine any guy being able to pick out the right size/style for their girl.
Allereli
10-21-2008, 02:15 PM
OMG, take her rockclimbing! See if you can find a gym in your area. If she's into physical activities its something you can both do. Or if that doesn't seem viable, maybe take her bowling or I don't know...horseback riding?
ROFL@lingere.
I don't think that's a good gift even after your married. I can't imagine any guy being able to pick out the right size/style for their girl.
Buying lingerie can be something you do as an activity. I can see how not everyone could go for it, and maybe not at two months, but it could be fun.
Although childish, I remember her talking about this go-cart place (really fast ones that she likes).
But yeah, screw the undies thing, she fluctuates from like 110lbs to 125lbs at 5'5 so I don't feel like guessing or anything.
And... on the one up thing, yeah I have thought about that, I better start out really small now. Maybe take her to ruby tuesday's, and only allow her to eat at the salad bar.
Some Rogue
10-21-2008, 02:26 PM
Maybe take her to ruby tuesday's, and only allow her to eat at the salad bar.
:rofl:
Allow her? LOL, this is gonna get you far...
Moist Happenings
10-21-2008, 02:28 PM
I agree with Shari. Take her rockclimbing, or if she's not into THAT much physical activity, hiking. Make a weekend of it. Backpack a stretch of the AT (If you're in the area) or another place, camp out. It's physical, it's romantic because it's just the two of you and something enjoyable. It's not too forward for a relationship since it's not a diamond ring, and best of all, it's cheap. Also this time of year it might just get you some for free. Sex is a great way to keep warm at night. As Neil Patrick Harris said it best: "Salty girls on an endorphin rush that just wanna lay down."
Childish fun is often the best kind of fun... go-carting, mini-golfing, amusement park(ferris wheel).
The only lingerie she needs is to get undressed.
If you go with flowers, get some that will last a long time like African Daisies, Orchids, Calla Lilies, etc.
NocturnalRob
10-21-2008, 02:31 PM
Maybe take her to ruby tuesday's, and only allow her to eat at the salad bar.
if she fluctuates 15 pounds at 110, maybe that's not a bad idea.
if she fluctuates 15 pounds at 110, maybe that's not a bad idea.
It's because of something that causes her muscles build really fast. Her biceps are pretty big for a girl. Not as big as mine though, mine are pretty gigantic.
Yeah i'll probably look into that go-carting thing, unfortunately LSU plays at 3:30 on Saturday (b-day day), so that might be a no go, I'm sure she'll understand.
Stanley Burrell
10-21-2008, 02:37 PM
Buy her a beautiful thing of flowers. Make sure it's a significant thing.
Then, get her earrings.
Then-then, a pearl necklace.
NocturnalRob
10-21-2008, 02:39 PM
Not as big as mine though, mine are pretty gigantic.
I'm sure she'll understand.
i quit
Some Rogue
10-21-2008, 02:40 PM
i quit
:clap:
I believe I was right in my first response.
It's a joke! (the LSU thing)
Stanley Burrell
10-21-2008, 02:48 PM
Depending on her personality type, you could also go with stuffed animal or gigantic black dildo. Maybe both. You ever see a large fluffy stegosaurus with a strap-on? Hot secks.
Some Rogue
10-21-2008, 02:52 PM
Depending on her personality type, you could also go with stuffed animal or gigantic black dildo. Maybe both. You ever see a large stegosaurus with a strap-on? Hot secks.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like movies about gladiators?
Stanley Burrell
10-21-2008, 02:55 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like movies about gladiators?
http://miketron.com/blog/blogs/media/blogs/MIKETRON/russell_crowe_pokies.jpg
Bah, best Google image I could muster.
Allereli
10-21-2008, 03:03 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like movies about gladiators?
http://img.slate.com/media/22/040713_Kareem_Airplane.jpg
So the weirdest thing just happened....
I was asking some people in my office where a good place to take her would be (since I am a LITTLE new to the area). And someone (again) suggested the brazillian steakhouse in Delray Beach. I was like hmm ok... (expensive, but that's not a problem).
About 10minutes ago my girlfriend calls me saying that one of her customers asked if she was going to be there at work on saturday she said "no it is my birthday"
He said "ohh well get your boyfriend and your friends and pick a place and I will make a reservation and pay for it" (he is not coming fyi). And she happened to pick that brazillian steakhouse, and called me to see if I wanted to do that. I said... sure.
Allereli
10-21-2008, 03:10 PM
About 10minutes ago my girlfriend calls me saying that one of her customers asked if she was going to be there at work on saturday she said "no it is my birthday"
He said "ohh well get your boyfriend and your friends and pick a place and I will make a reservation and pay for it" (he is not coming fyi). And she happened to pick that brazillian steakhouse, and called me to see if I wanted to do that. I said... sure.
That's so skeezy. Some guy she strips for is buying you dinner now...
Stanley Burrell
10-21-2008, 03:12 PM
http://img.slate.com/media/22/040713_Kareem_Airplane.jpg
My bad.
So the weirdest thing just happened....
I was asking some people in my office where a good place to take her would be (since I am a LITTLE new to the area). And someone (again) suggested the brazillian steakhouse in Delray Beach. I was like hmm ok... (expensive, but that's not a problem).
About 10minutes ago my girlfriend calls me saying that one of her customers asked if she was going to be there at work on saturday she said "no it is my birthday"
He said "ohh well get your boyfriend and your friends and pick a place and I will make a reservation and pay for it" (he is not coming fyi). And she happened to pick that brazillian steakhouse, and called me to see if I wanted to do that. I said... sure.
Just go with the same kind of bullshit you used to get the relationship started in the first place.
If she's a rabid liberal and you didn't meet at the gun club, don't buy her a Winchester. If she's an arch-conservative, don't get her front row seats to the DNC.
Either way, make sure she's either into anal or ether before spending large sums of money.
wpeopritoejrihgfdska
Just go with the same kind of bullshit you used to get the relationship started in the first place.
If she's a rabid liberal and you didn't meet at the gun club, don't buy her a Winchester. If she's an arch-conservative, don't get her front row seats to the DNC.
Either way, make sure she's either into anal or ether before spending large sums of money.
wpeopritoejrihgfdska
LMAO
But as for BS I used to get into the relationship... I didn't use any.
That's so skeezy. Some guy she strips for is buying you dinner now...
Eh, she gets that type of crap all the time. We get invited to all sorts of places, but usually with the person. I always tell her no (she calls me first), then tells the person no.
Trust me, I don't like what she does.
Allereli
10-21-2008, 03:16 PM
Eh, she gets that type of crap all the time. We get invited to all sorts of places, but usually with the person. I always tell her no (she calls me first), then tells the person no.
Trust me, I don't like what she does.
Trust me, it's her birthday, you pay, not some stripping client.
edit: and she's considering hanging out with these people? she has to ask you before saying no?
Trust me, it's her birthday, you pay, not some stripping client.
edit: and she's considering hanging out with these people? she has to ask you before saying no?
Hmm,
That's it, i'm dumping her.
NocturnalRob
10-21-2008, 03:34 PM
Hmm,
That's it, i'm dumping her.
PC rlz
Sean of the Thread
10-21-2008, 03:36 PM
Get her a clit ring then throw a handful of magnets at her crotch after giving her head.
You guys are young who gives a fuck. Wait until the gifts really matter.
Allereli
10-21-2008, 03:38 PM
Hmm,
That's it, i'm dumping her.
Rob: i went home as soon as i found out nub was breaking up with his gf. i'm checking out flights to FL right now
Rob: i went home as soon as i found out nub was breaking up with his gf. i'm checking out flights to FL right now
lol right...
(plus tickets aren't going down at the same rate as gas prices, so I'd keep holding off)
What sucks about threads like these.... 5 years from now I could be in the same relationship and someone might reply with a "bump"
Allereli
10-21-2008, 03:43 PM
What sucks about threads like these.... 5 years from now I could be in the same relationship and someone might reply with a "bump"
I gave it 5 stars so there'd be more of a chance of that
Sean of the Thread
10-21-2008, 03:43 PM
Dude you're young. Just fuck everything in sight and avoid disease then settle down with a smart college bitch and leach off her like me.
duh
Sean of the Thread
10-21-2008, 03:44 PM
Listen to the Sean. He knows the way of the slut.
and avoid disease then duh
Easy for you to say!
jk, I don't have anything but
That's just too risky and South Florida is a breeding ground. However... strip clubs ..that's where you find the clean ones.
Moist Happenings
10-21-2008, 04:15 PM
Easy for you to say!
jk, I don't have anything but
That's just too risky and South Florida is a breeding ground. However... strip clubs ..that's where you find the clean ones.
Yeah most of these chicks look totally clean! :D
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip1.html
NocturnalRob
10-21-2008, 04:22 PM
#6 definitely has the herp
and seriously...#12? I think that's the devil
diethx
10-21-2008, 06:44 PM
Those women get uglier and uglier as you go from 1-14.
Anebriated
10-21-2008, 06:52 PM
Looks like #12 was the victim of a money shot or something... and I love how the girls are smiling and excited to be having their mug shots taken for prostitution...
Kuyuk
10-21-2008, 07:04 PM
do some watersports with her
Some Rogue
10-21-2008, 07:11 PM
Listen to the Sean. He knows the way of the butt.
What what?
Stunseed
10-21-2008, 07:14 PM
I have never been in a relationship with someone through their birthday/v-day/or Christmas EVER.
I just seem to be able to avoid it, or coincidentally break up with them a week or two prior. (not intentionally/well sort of just so I don't give them the false sense that I like them more than I do with an elaborate gift then just break up with them, or not to ruin that day for them either).
Anyway I've been with my girlfriend for a little over 2 months and I really like her, she doesn't wear jewlry and doesn't care to either. She's into physical activities but I was going to wait till Christmas to get her a surfboard which would be more appropriate.
It's her 25th b-day, any ideas on gifts? I was thinking lingerei or however you spell that, and other crap like that.
Thanks
Stripper pole.
Pina colada butt lotion.
~Ladies Man
Skeeter
10-21-2008, 07:15 PM
Give her one of these
http://www.shoelace.org/pics/updates/08-01-2008/Donkey_Punch.jpg
Ignot
10-21-2008, 07:21 PM
awesome..
Stanley Burrell
10-21-2008, 07:36 PM
Give her one of these
http://www.shoelace.org/pics/updates/08-01-2008/Donkey_Punch.jpg
You can't see the lead weights inside the boxing gloves, but I'm sure we all get the idea. Good input, Skeet-skeet.
I decided to go to this cool go-kart place. These things go up to 45mph (which is pretty fast for something so close to the ground). And it's $19.50 for 8 minutes per person. and $10 for a high-speed racing license or something like that.
I was either going to do that or go rent some jet skiis. But I think she can't find her bathing suite top (laundry mix up) so I don't want to worry her.
Skeeter
10-22-2008, 05:25 PM
she's a stripper, she can go commando.
Moist Happenings
10-22-2008, 05:26 PM
I decided to go to this cool go-kart place. These things go up to 45mph (which is pretty fast for something so close to the ground). And it's $19.50 for 8 minutes per person. and $10 for a high-speed racing license or something like that.
I was either going to do that or go rent some jet skiis. But I think she can't find her bathing suite top (laundry mix up) so I don't want to worry her.
Isn't not being able to find the bathing suit top a positive thing for you?
Also, good idea. Even if she doesn't like it, that's good craic.
Isn't not being able to find the bathing suit top a positive thing for you?
Hah, well it wouldn't matter because A. that wouldn't be the only opportunity for me to see my gf naked. and B. because she would be wearing a life vest anyway.
Moist Happenings
10-22-2008, 07:23 PM
Hah, well it wouldn't matter because A. that wouldn't be the only opportunity for me to see my gf naked. and B. because she would be wearing a life vest anyway.
Pssht. Life vests are for girls. ....Oh wait...
...Okay I see your point.
Sean of the Thread
10-22-2008, 07:37 PM
How about a gift so special so she knows what's on your mind? A gift real special so take offff that tie..... it's my http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2025 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.