Can Bob Get Laid

[Bobmuhthol]

Disclaimer: Go off-topic. I hereby remove the power of any and all Moderators and/or Administators to pull any posts not against ToS in this thread as I don't care.

Everyone vote yes, or LELOO IS A VIRGIN HAHA.

Also, talk about how awesome I am.

[Drew2]

Obviously, no.

[Artha]

Not with $200 and a hooker on every corner.

[Skirmisher]

If she is completely incapacitated.......possibly.

[Soulpieced]

No.

[Parkbandit]

I voted yes Bob... I really think that if you were put away for life.. you would end up being someone's bitch in prison.

[Ansherak]

Considering Bob is what, 13?
I hope not.

D-

Parkbandit you have almost made me change my vote, But i dot think his one man breasted ass could even become somebody's bitch
Bob, the day you get laid will be the day you stumble upon a dead corpse in a gutter. The only problem then is you would stick it her belly button by mistake instead of where it belongs.

[Edited on 1-24-2004 by The Edine]

[Bobmuhthol]

You're so clever.

[Jolena]

What I find amusing is that he really had to ask whether or not he could get laid and even more amusing is that so many of you actually responded with a vote! lol

That being said, I sure hope you get laid Bob.. everyone needs some once in a while. Not getting some can make you a very cranky boy.

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by The Edine
Parkbandit you have almost made me change my vote, But i dot think his one man breasted ass could even become somebody's bitch
Bob, the day you get laid will be the day you stumble upon a dead corpse in a gutter. The only problem then is you would stick it her belly button by mistake instead of where it belongs.

[Edited on 1-24-2004 by The Edine]

Yeah! I mean come on, the belly button is where you put the pay-load for gawds sake *slaps Bob* Sick fuck.

I know, Thanks!

[HarmNone]

Heh. One day, hon. One day. Some dear woman will have an off moment and the unthinkable will occur. ;)

You are, however, awesome in so very many ways. :D

HarmNone

Jolena do you offer your services to him?

[Bobmuhthol]

<<What I find amusing is that he really had to ask whether or not he could get laid and even more amusing is that so many of you actually responded with a vote! lol>>

I'll pretend I understood that run-on sentence and respond with..

I already know I can. The vote is for fun.

let me translate


Originally posted by HarmNone
Heh. One day, hon. One day. Some dear woman will have an off moment and the unthinkable will occur. ;)
(only if you are 90 years old and some ugly brawd comes along and wants all your money)

You are, however, awesome in so very many ways. :D
(you suck worse than Tayre and are a tool)
HarmNone

[Jolena]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<What I find amusing is that he really had to ask whether or not he could get laid and even more amusing is that so many of you actually responded with a vote! lol>>

I'll pretend I understood that run-on sentence and respond with..

I already know I can. The vote is for fun.

Yes and so was my response. See, you do need to get laid. lol you're cranky.

[Jolena]

Originally posted by The Edine
Jolena do you offer your services to him?

DIE The. :flamed:

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I already know I can. The vote is for fun.

Yes we all know you can bob!
and to use a oldie but goodie
by your girl Rosey Palm and her five little friends...
Tell me do you use a red marker to draw lips?

[Bobmuhthol]

Yes.

[Mint]

There is someone for everyone alright, just remember not to hold her plastic skin against her or the fact that you have to add air.

I am so sorry Bob but it is just so hard not to join the mockery. I tried to resist, lord I tried but I am a follower not a leader.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by HarmNone

You are, however, awesome in so very many ways. :D

HarmNone

I question your sanity often, pagan.

Dont Worry Tayre I translated if you look.

[Drew2]

I don't read your posts. You hate me.

Don't try and lie and say you don't either. It's futile.

[Edited on 1-24-2004 by Tayre]

I love you Tayre!



I know that someone will put this in a sig. and if you do FU

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Tayre
I don't read your posts. You hate me.

Don't try and lie and say you don't either. It's futile.



Originally posted by The Edine
I love you Tayre!


...I've seen pornos that start out this way.

f.u.

so uh when did you start watching gay porn Weedie...

[Weedmage Princess]

Nothing else was on :/

hon you gotta buy that kind of stuff

[Drew2]

How do you know how to get ahold of gay porn, Edine?

[Jolena]

I'm sensing that Edine got excited at the thought of Weedie watching gay porn *ducks and hides* teehee

jolena lets not talk about how excited you got about me last night huh

any else find it amusing that only 1 thinks he can get laid

[Bobmuhthol]

Not really.

go cry.

[Jolena]

Okay see Edine that was just wrong. I would not characterize what I did last night by saying it was excited. More like annoyed and attracted at the same time. And that quite possibly had something to do with the alcohol I consumed as well as the fact that I love a challenge and your conceitedness is a challenge in itself. so there :p Now tell us how you know so much about where to get gay porn.

[Weedmage Princess]

Edited because my post was found to be offensive :(

[Edited on 1-25-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[Jolena]

Oh lawd.. I'm not EVEN going to touch that one lol However, it does prove that us 'old women' as the men here like to say are still attractive to the young men, eh weedie?

[Weedmage Princess]

And you know this, man :smug: :thumbsup:

you Lie weedie.

you just wanted to be all up on my shit
the alcohal just let you show your true feelings

[Jolena]

man if I am all up on anyone's anything, it's definately not their shit *smirks*

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by The Edine
you just wanted to be all up on my shit
the alcohal just let you show your true feelings

Uh...what? Or was that not directed at me? (God I hope not)

You old people dont know what I'm talking about, I am sorry let me say it so you under stand
Jolena wanted to make Woopie with me.

[Drew2]

Hahaha omg with Edine's sig and my sig we're starting the script for a gay porn.

I am not a catcher

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Tayre
Hahaha omg with Edine's sig and my sig we're starting the script for a gay porn.

Sig time! :thumbsup:

[Jolena]

Damn you weedie! I was gonna steal it! lol

[longshot]

I already voted no, but I would like to change my vote...


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[Hulkein]

+


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[Drew2]

Don't bring his Girlfriend into this, Hulkein. You're ruining our argument.