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Winter's Kiss
02-09-2009, 11:37 AM
http://inventosabsurdos.com/wp-content/uploads/blackcorset1front.jpg
He's not even that cute..
Celephais
02-09-2009, 11:39 AM
No! This isn't happening... the first picture every 50 posts needs to be awesome. This is terrible, for the last 50 posts whenever I would click this link I would be greeted by the following, and it would make it okay* if I scrolled down and didn't see a new hot chick (*it's not okay for there not to be a new hot chick)
http://theunclean.com/media/images/ember6.jpg
Now whenever I click this link I have to see that twatwaffle? No thanks. Se you guys at post 300.
Winter's Kiss
02-09-2009, 01:19 PM
Sorry.. This will always be the hottest woman alive..
http://www.pollystaffle.com/pinups/janine3.jpg
I don't see it... sure she's good looking, but hottest?
Drunken Durfin
02-09-2009, 01:24 PM
My magic 8 ball says no.
Winter's Kiss
02-09-2009, 01:25 PM
I like tastefully tattooed women. *shrugs* She's one of the best, plus she's hilarious, sweet and smart as hell. And she's got a great ass..
Winter's Kiss
02-09-2009, 01:26 PM
My magic 8 ball says no.
Magic 8 Ball is always wrong.
NocturnalRob
02-09-2009, 01:44 PM
sorry, but Janine is dug out and boo.
Winter's Kiss
02-09-2009, 01:49 PM
Everyone has their own vision of the hotness that is female..
Stanley Burrell
02-09-2009, 02:00 PM
Women with vaginas get my juices flowing.
NocturnalRob
02-09-2009, 02:01 PM
Everyone has their own vision of the hotness that is female..
i completely agree. mine doesn't happen to include 40-year-old adult film actresses. i draw the line at 36.
Liagala
02-09-2009, 02:11 PM
Everyone has their own vision of the hotness that is female..
http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/2/24/Odette_yustman_714_thumb_180x246.jpg
http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/8/83/Photo-October-Road-2006-8_227.jpg
http://www.chickipedia.com/odette-yustman/photosgallery/
Rocktar
02-09-2009, 02:37 PM
http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/7/7d/Odette_yustman2_166_thumb_180x246.jpg
This one of her is better.
Liagala
02-09-2009, 02:43 PM
This one of her is better.
Nah. Body shots are nice and all, but it's the face that will make or break a picture for me.
AnticorRifling
02-09-2009, 03:41 PM
http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/8/83/Photo-October-Road-2006-8_227.jpg
Looks like Drew2 with long hair to me.
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/5672/73350869le9.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/73350869le9.png/1/w422.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img19/73350869le9.png/1/)
Why can't WNBA players dress like this
NocturnalRob
02-09-2009, 06:49 PM
Why can't WNBA players dress like this
because WNBA players don't look like that
If they did, I bet thier ratings would improve
crazymage
02-10-2009, 10:54 AM
http://i21.tinypic.com/2569014.jpg
Jail Bait?
Does it matter???
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 11:08 AM
yes and no.
Winter's Kiss
02-10-2009, 11:46 AM
The tie's cute.
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 11:48 AM
yeah, i really like her comforter...
wtf, her room is messy. Turn off. ;)
Winter's Kiss
02-10-2009, 11:50 AM
Yes, well.. In staring at the tie.. I am in turn staring at what I might be able to call boobs. But she seems very... lacking? in that department. :shrug:
Touche my dear. I agree. And she has no ass. WTF.
Bruce, come on man.
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 11:55 AM
stop hating on the girl. i think she's hot. cute face, thin frame. you don't have to have massive fun bags to be hot.
she's hot. that is all.
or maybe i just like the tie and long eyelashes.
http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/2848/577315ph7.jpg
I don't know about you guys, but that's one hot tat.
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 11:56 AM
seriously? do we need an arrow? we know where you want it. jesus.
i don't need rand mcnally in ink form to figure out where to put it.
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 12:12 PM
You'd be surprised!
you'd be surprised!
crazymage
02-10-2009, 01:23 PM
id put it where i want regardless of Zuies google map directions.
AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 01:29 PM
I don't know about you guys, but that's one hot tat.
What's scary is Rob sent me a PM and he's got the same tattoo. I threw up, and then gave him rep.
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 01:35 PM
What's scary is Rob sent me a PM and he's got the same tattoo.
you should know, stud. we got ours together.
AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 01:50 PM
Yeah but you went overboard when you got "Mud Slide" written in ye olde English above the arrow.
Yeah but you went overboard when you got "Mud Slide" written in ye olde English above the arrow.
:rofl:
Oh he got you there Rob.
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 01:54 PM
Yeah but you went overboard when you got "Mud Slide" written in ye olde English above the arrow.
I thought it was much more appropriate that your "Shit Sheath" in Sanskrit
Oh he got you there Rob.
you were saying?
Winter's Kiss
02-10-2009, 02:13 PM
stop hating on the girl. i think she's hot. cute face, thin frame. you don't have to have massive fun bags to be hot.
she's hot. that is all.
or maybe i just like the tie and long eyelashes.
I never said she needed massive "fun bags" .. Mine are big enough thank you very much, I just meant she needed a bit more on the muscle side.
AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 02:15 PM
I never said she needed massive "fun bags" .. Mine are big enough thank you very much, I just meant she needed a bit more on the muscle side.
Too much muscle and she might be able to fight back, and that spells no go in Rob's date book.
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 02:29 PM
Too much muscle and she might be able to fight back, and that spells no go in Rob's date book.
that's why i like you so much
AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 02:31 PM
that's why i like you so much Touche you son of a bitch, touche.
I thought it was much more appropriate that your "Shit Sheath" in Sanskrit
you were saying?
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
Oh it's coming Rob, just you wait.
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 02:54 PM
Oh it's coming Rob, just you wait.
you sound like AR
AnticorRifling
02-10-2009, 02:56 PM
you sound like AR
Naw I generally say "Don't blink or you'll miss it." followed quickly by a rolling over into a coma maneuver.
NocturnalRob
02-10-2009, 03:00 PM
Naw I generally say "Don't blink or you'll miss it." followed quickly by a rolling over into a coma maneuver.
isn't that what we all do?
isn't that what we all do?
QFT
crazymage
02-11-2009, 12:04 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/43/l_285a2a5a34a046138af34b3af96adf95.jpg
NocturnalRob
02-11-2009, 12:06 PM
okay, seriously, enough with the fucking SG photos. Cleavage, fat asses, and flat stomachs or GTFO.
Liagala
02-11-2009, 12:08 PM
Cleavage, fat asses, and flat stomachs
I'm very disturbed by the fact that the first google image to come up when I paste that in is Obama.
NocturnalRob
02-11-2009, 12:11 PM
I'm very disturbed by the fact that the first google image to come up when I paste that in is Obama.
that's because you have SafeSearch on, n00b
Liagala
02-11-2009, 12:20 PM
that's because you have SafeSearch on, n00b
This is true. I should have left it that way, too. Nothing like a picture called "His fat ass + her hairy tranny" showing up on your screen while at work. :(
NocturnalRob
02-11-2009, 12:26 PM
hahaha...yeah, that sounds rather unappealing.
crazymage
02-11-2009, 12:32 PM
http://i24.tinypic.com/2cmkjg9.jpg
NocturnalRob
02-11-2009, 12:47 PM
much better. thank you.
crazymage
02-12-2009, 01:32 PM
http://i23.tinypic.com/ok0j01.jpg
NocturnalRob
02-12-2009, 02:02 PM
just...goddamnit...
crazymage
02-13-2009, 10:52 AM
http://i32.tinypic.com/ie1kw3.jpg
crazymage
02-15-2009, 06:20 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/acznd.jpg
crazymage
02-16-2009, 11:39 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/i3xkjk.jpg
NocturnalRob
02-16-2009, 07:07 PM
fucking redheads. why do they do me like they do?
Rocktar
02-19-2009, 12:54 PM
Srsly falling behind in the soft porn department.
NocturnalRob
02-19-2009, 02:37 PM
straight from danza, but whatever:
http://thedanzatap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/specialforces.jpg
Septik
02-19-2009, 02:49 PM
http://www.southernhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/vixens322dolliciabryan.jpg
That's how I roll.
Out of the last two Septik's win's
NocturnalRob
02-19-2009, 04:36 PM
you're fucking unpatriotic, sir. go suck a yak dick.
Septik
02-19-2009, 04:59 PM
I mean damn.. where's the :love:
NocturnalRob
02-23-2009, 08:27 PM
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Tat.jpg
crazymage
02-24-2009, 01:21 AM
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/iJammin/jayde_nicole_playboy_playmate4.jpg
Belnia
02-24-2009, 01:35 AM
If you spent as much time updating your site and selling useful things as you do posting boobies, you'd be rich!
But activity on this thread is by far the greater contribution to humanity
NocturnalRob
02-24-2009, 11:49 AM
apparently i heart me some dragon ink
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/313182740_1193e07827.jpg
crazymage
02-24-2009, 12:58 PM
http://i21.tinypic.com/bgqqnr.jpg
NocturnalRob
02-24-2009, 02:40 PM
someone went crazy with the airbrushing. not as though i give a shit.
crazymage
02-26-2009, 12:50 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/CelebPix/Playmate%20Of%20The%20Year%20May%203%202007/Sara%20Jean%20Underwood/08-pmoy-sara-jean-underwood-lingeri.jpg
crazymage
02-26-2009, 01:48 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/3342r93.jpg
NocturnalRob
02-26-2009, 01:53 PM
yes, please
Nice body, but she looks like she's squeezing out a particularly juicy Taco Bell fart, and trying real hard not to spray anything all over that lingerie.
crazymage
03-01-2009, 03:59 PM
http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k346/kristisutton73/eva-longoria-arena-03-455x600.jpg
Tisket
03-01-2009, 04:00 PM
Oh hey, a way to distract from small boobs...cover them with large chains! I need to try that...
Lucos
03-01-2009, 04:49 PM
I :love: small boobs.
BriarFox
03-01-2009, 04:54 PM
I :love: small boobs.
I agree. Small boobs are way better than big floppy ones.
Winter's Kiss
03-02-2009, 02:55 AM
And some girls can't control what size they are.. So neener. :-P
crazymage
03-02-2009, 04:12 PM
http://i23.tinypic.com/1zgddvb.jpg
crazymage
03-05-2009, 02:39 PM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/44/l_0a903bdfb6f545a6a6df1950391743ec.jpg
NocturnalRob
03-05-2009, 02:47 PM
ew, fuck no
crazymage
03-06-2009, 09:19 AM
http://www.belkart.com/Pics/paz_vega/images/paz_vega10_jpg.jpg
If you dont appreciate Paz Vegas beauty Rob, I'll find where you live.
Drunken Durfin
03-07-2009, 12:32 AM
http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/2848/577315ph7.jpg
I don't know about you guys, but that's one hot tat.
Yeah, shame about the face though.
Late entry...I've been busy.
I love this thread.
buy GS silvers.
Septik
03-07-2009, 03:35 AM
http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k346/kristisutton73/eva-longoria-arena-03-455x600.jpg
she's hot but she still needs to eat a couple cheeseburgers. Those hips are tooo boney
Androidpk
03-07-2009, 03:54 AM
she's hot but she still needs to eat a couple cheeseburgers. Those hips are tooo boney
:bananahit:
AnticorRifling
03-07-2009, 02:14 PM
I :love: boobs. Although I'm really a leg and ass man...who the hell am I kidding, I just like women, I go back to my pizza is pizza theory.
http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt115/HSB95726/Guh1.jpg
Guh...
crazymage
03-14-2009, 01:00 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/15g749c.jpg
crazymage
03-17-2009, 06:16 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/i75zee.jpg
NocturnalRob
03-17-2009, 08:31 PM
yes please
Lucos
03-18-2009, 12:24 AM
Long, straight black hair....light eyes...tattoos...shaved kitty. Umm...fuck yea?
NocturnalRob
03-18-2009, 08:58 AM
don't forget the fact that she clearly rides a sweet bike
TK837
03-18-2009, 01:13 PM
She know how to work a pole
http://www.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2007/05/10/st5.jpg
NocturnalRob
03-18-2009, 01:27 PM
She know how to work a poll
really? is she taking a survey?
crazymage
03-21-2009, 03:38 PM
http://i22.tinypic.com/2lstvso.jpg
crazymage
03-24-2009, 10:30 AM
http://i23.tinypic.com/10qwah5.jpg
Androidpk
03-24-2009, 11:30 AM
I wish girls whore shorts like that when I played track in high school.
NocturnalRob
03-24-2009, 11:31 AM
I wish girls whore shorts like that when I played track in high school.
freudian?
diethx
03-24-2009, 09:15 PM
http://i23.tinypic.com/10qwah5.jpg
http://www.cise.ufl.edu/%7Eoyanguas/roflcopter.gif
crazymage
03-25-2009, 11:25 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/2utrdac.jpg
crazymage
03-26-2009, 10:07 AM
http://i22.tinypic.com/30ug74h.jpg
crazymage
03-27-2009, 07:05 PM
http://i30.tinypic.com/20g03ds.jpg
http://i22.tinypic.com/30ug74h.jpg
Pretty please with a cherry on top.
Androidpk
03-27-2009, 07:40 PM
freudian?
lol
Just noticed that, unintentional but it fits.
crazymage
03-28-2009, 12:49 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2rcai5h.jpg
Sometimes I seriously want to fuck a woman in the eyes.
They are gorgeous!
NocturnalRob
03-29-2009, 02:16 PM
g'damn that woman is hawt
crazymage
03-31-2009, 10:17 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/65phdt.jpg
Celephais
03-31-2009, 12:06 PM
I wonder if anyone ever reads the first post in this thread? I just click the "Last page" link. I guess it's just a way to bump your sig Crazymage.
Stanley Burrell
03-31-2009, 12:07 PM
They need bigger boobs.
crazymage
03-31-2009, 12:13 PM
I wonder if anyone ever reads the first post in this thread? I just click the "Last page" link. I guess it's just a way to bump your sig Crazymage.
It's the thread title i'm really bumping.
Cornbread has a point. You need to add a little verbiage to your posts.
Something like...
Buy GS Silvers!
http://www.tlhws.com/ejfiow/1232/1232569316_1.gif
Or not. Who cares.
AnticorRifling
03-31-2009, 12:38 PM
Red beans to rice, confirmed hit, I repeat we did not miss her!
crazymage
04-01-2009, 10:24 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/viiedj.jpghttp://i38.tinypic.com/2r7v6ug.jpg
crazymage
04-03-2009, 10:12 AM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/104/l_d26c3ccbe13f40cba20cfe33a320e72c.jpg
NocturnalRob
04-03-2009, 10:13 AM
meh. just because she's blonde with big titties doesn't mean she's hot.
and that girl is not hot.
AnticorRifling
04-03-2009, 11:14 AM
She looks about as smart as a powdered doughnut.
NocturnalRob
04-03-2009, 11:15 AM
yes, i'm sure she'll be relying on her intelligence to get her through to middle-aged tubbiness and relative obscurity.
crazymage
04-03-2009, 11:13 PM
i found a pic of rob playing hitler!!
http://i20.tinypic.com/27wvnmd.jpg
crazymage
04-04-2009, 04:38 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/w9uz2v.jpg
NocturnalRob
04-04-2009, 04:43 PM
i found a pic of rob playing hitler!!
yeah, i rule at that.
crazymage
04-07-2009, 11:49 AM
http://i23.tinypic.com/2ekhhyt.jpg
Celephais
04-07-2009, 06:13 PM
She looks like she's had a stroke (the brain thing or of rob's weiner, they both have the same symptoms)
NocturnalRob
04-07-2009, 06:34 PM
She looks like she's had a stroke (the brain thing or of rob's weiner, they both have the same symptoms)
one stroke is all i need...err, all SHE needs.
damnit.
crazymage
04-09-2009, 09:17 AM
http://i22.tinypic.com/2i71onr.jpg
NocturnalRob
04-09-2009, 11:06 AM
that pussy has no titties. Ultimate fail, sir. YOU FAIL!
crazymage
04-09-2009, 09:27 PM
that pussy has no titties. Ultimate fail, sir. YOU FAIL!
http://www.dewaynelikesmilk.com/images/furry.jpg
Now you can never complain ever again.
crazymage
04-10-2009, 10:52 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/243n5uq.jpg
Lucos
04-11-2009, 04:43 PM
Damn she has some big fucking.....teeth.
NocturnalRob
04-13-2009, 06:07 PM
http://www.hornyoyster.com/images/loredana_06.jpg
crazymage
04-14-2009, 01:02 AM
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/79/l_7f6b9da341614ee199f29f02309da6f7.jpg
NocturnalRob
04-14-2009, 10:01 AM
that thing looks like a man.
crazymage
04-15-2009, 06:17 PM
dude the redhead is smokie flame the porn star.
http://i21.tinypic.com/2q3ax3a.jpg
NocturnalRob
04-15-2009, 06:23 PM
i don't care. she fluffs horse cock.
and that girl is hawt.
crazymage
04-16-2009, 12:14 PM
http://i21.tinypic.com/vyprev.jpg
Wrathbringer
04-18-2009, 12:47 PM
Paid for silvers yesterday just after noon, still no silvers. No contact period. Refund or silvers asap, please.
So what? You click your fingers and it just happens?
Wrathbringer
04-18-2009, 01:15 PM
"FAST & SAFE Service!"
I didn't say it, he did.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WITH MY FUCKING ONE MILLION SILVERS YOU SAID WERE FAST AND SAFE?!
I GOT SERIOUS BUSINESS OVER THE GEMSTONE GAME WORTH ONE COOL MIL I NEED IT NOW!!!
Wrathbringer
04-18-2009, 01:43 PM
yeah, that
Sorry, I'm a cocksucker when I haven't had my Saturday afternoon sausage sandwich.
Wrathbringer
04-18-2009, 06:03 PM
The GemStone IV Auction Place offers completely safe and extremely fast transactions for all GemStone 4 coin sales.
If you're going to overcharge, you should at least offer outstanding service. Or at least the service you advertise. 28 hours later is NOT extremely fast. I won't be back. Got my paypal refunded. Finally.
Hopefully while you were glued to your computer Bruce was out getting lai..
Oh nevermind.
NocturnalRob
04-18-2009, 06:21 PM
The GemStone IV Auction Place offers completely safe and extremely fast transactions for all GemStone 4 coin sales.
If you're going to overcharge, you should at least offer outstanding service. Or at least the service you advertise. 28 hours later is NOT extremely fast. I won't be back. Got my paypal refunded. Finally.
if you need silvers, ask me first.
/threadjaaaaack
crazymage
04-18-2009, 06:28 PM
I'm not going to get into details his cash was refunded once I saw his request, 99% of the time I deliver within 6 hours sometimes I have outside obligations which may cause things to take a bit longer.
I'm one of many who can vouch for the fast, consistent deliveries from GSauctions.com. We all have times when we can't sit in front of a PC all day. (Unfortunately).
x2
Their service has always been top notch to me for many years.
Sometimes, something a big bigger than a small silver sale took a little while but their diligence was always obvious.
Widgets
04-18-2009, 07:05 PM
Bruce and Isaac are good people, and as others mention sometimes real life clashes with Gemstone Life...Be it for one person and not the other on the end of the stick.
I for one have had both happen to me....I wait for someone to complete a transaction...Or sometimes people wait on me since things just get in the way of it all.
I wouldn't have jumped to conclusions as fast as you did and continued to post in a manner you have about it all, but that's just me.
Xiandrena
04-18-2009, 07:10 PM
:heart: GSAuctions & Sergey
Loyrl
04-18-2009, 08:01 PM
God forbid someone do something outside of gemstone for a day.
Tisket
04-18-2009, 08:40 PM
Never had any problems with his service.
(this comment might or might not have something to do with the fact that he sometimes posts pictures of hot men in this thread)
crazymage
04-18-2009, 11:06 PM
:heart: GSAuctions & Sergey
Xia so wants me
crazymage
04-21-2009, 10:41 AM
http://i24.tinypic.com/2psfwp3.jpg
NocturnalRob
04-21-2009, 11:53 AM
no
Tisket
04-21-2009, 02:10 PM
faux lesbian scenes are lame when it's so obvious they are posing for the camera and not at all into each other.
Tisket
04-21-2009, 02:19 PM
That's why I said "faux". I doubt "real" lesbian sex is attractive to an onlooker.
I meant the chicks were not attractive.
Any lesbian sex is attractive! :D
ElvenFury
04-21-2009, 02:25 PM
Is this better for you, Tisket?
http://www.teenbikinipics.net/images/teen_bikini_pics_011.jpg
Tisket
04-21-2009, 02:35 PM
I meant the chicks were not attractive.
Any lesbian sex is attractive! :D
Would you want to watch sex between these two?!?
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/mullet.jpg
I thought not. lmao.
And EF, you are only allowed ot post pics in the whore thread. Who let you out?
ElvenFury
04-21-2009, 02:39 PM
And EF, you are only allowed ot post pics in the whore thread. Who let you out?
WOOF! WOOF! WOOFWOOF!
Would you want to watch sex between these two?!?
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/mullet.jpg
I thought not. lmao.
And EF, you are only allowed ot post pics in the whore thread. Who let you out?
:smiley with the huge dropping jaw:
AnticorRifling
04-21-2009, 02:42 PM
Those mullets are hard core win.
Tisket
04-21-2009, 02:44 PM
lol I found the picture using the term "lesbian mullet" in google image search.
Cap'nDrak
04-21-2009, 02:52 PM
http://moronsforsp.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/bulldykes.png
crazymage
04-27-2009, 10:37 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/2rc8lc4.jpg
Meh. Not sayin I wouldn't, mind you. Just meh.
<sigh> If that doesn't do it for you I can't say what the fuck would.
Maybe you need a nap?
Like I said... not that I wouldn't hit that...
But she seems like the kinda chick where you meet her at a bar or whatever and she's hot compared to the people you usually encounter in real life. You know? She's attractive, but not insanely so. She'd need about two more cup sizes, some highlights or something, and a real smile before I'd be willing to go all the way to hotness.
Your Mileage May Vary, obviously. And that's the beauty of America, is that you're entitled to your opinion, even when you're wrong.
And that's the beauty of America, is that you're entitled to your opinion, even when you're wrong.
That does not apply to bulletin boards. Sorry.
Durgrimst
04-27-2009, 01:37 PM
Or Miss America pagents!!!
That does not apply to bulletin boards. Sorry.
I dunno what I was thinking. It's Monday. My apologies.
ElvenFury
04-27-2009, 02:18 PM
Dude, you're not allowed to disagree with him. He complimented America, you fucking communist!!
crazymage
04-28-2009, 11:39 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/9g9b3o.jpg
http://www.thatsphucked.com/images/PhuckedPeople/ugly-chick2.jpg
Inorite. :D
NocturnalRob
04-28-2009, 11:50 AM
dude...
edit: i'm pretty sure that's the "girl" who wrote sean that poem.
HAH. He DID say she was pretty cute so could be, Rob. Could be.
AnticorRifling
04-28-2009, 11:56 AM
dude...
edit: i'm pretty sure that's the "girl" who wrote sean that poem.
Fuck you for beating me to it I just finished the poem thread.
Beguiler
04-28-2009, 11:57 AM
She has a better mustache than my great-aunt Kate!
NocturnalRob
04-28-2009, 12:02 PM
Fuck you for beating me to it I just finished the poem thread.
maybe the whole process would go faster if you didn't have to have these posts read to you, you illiterate fuck...
AnticorRifling
04-28-2009, 12:16 PM
maybe the whole process would go faster if you didn't have to have these posts read to you, you illiterate fuck...
Text to speech software is the shit, I just wish all the internet was made of pictures like the McDonald's cash register things would be easier....until you asked for something special then it would be fucked up, like French FireFox.
NocturnalRob
04-28-2009, 12:24 PM
until you asked for something special then it would be fucked up, like French anything.
yeah
BriarFox
04-28-2009, 12:29 PM
Text to speech software is the shit, I just wish all the internet was made of pictures like the McDonald's cash register things would be easier....until you asked for something special then it would be fucked up, like French FireFox.
yeah
Guys, the French sell beer at McDonald's. Beer. They also get 2-hour lunch breaks.
AnticorRifling
04-28-2009, 12:31 PM
They also have Le Royal with Cheese, and Le Big Mac. Now does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
NocturnalRob
04-28-2009, 12:31 PM
Guys, the French sell beer at McDonald's. Beer. They also get 2-hour lunch breaks.
they're also French.
AR: I would have started with "What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
crazymage
04-29-2009, 11:15 AM
we'll see if the girls are less picky.
http://i31.tinypic.com/2r2odb9.jpg
crazymage
05-01-2009, 10:31 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/qn1lad.jpg
crazymage
05-02-2009, 03:05 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3213/2849799560_1f39e3323d.jpg
Tisket
05-02-2009, 06:36 PM
we'll see if the girls are less picky.
http://i31.tinypic.com/2r2odb9.jpg
I'm all for punishing the guys with more of this type picture. Punish them good.
Deathravin
05-03-2009, 12:10 AM
I'm all for punishing the guys with more of this type picture. Punish them good.
That dude isn't really a punishment for guys... He just looks like a dude that's been working on cars all day... Looks like the cameraman just asked him how the work was going... If he punishes you, you're probably a closet homosexual.
The things that punish us is guys behaving strangely or in a womanly way... crawling toward the camera etc. That one picture of how real warriors do it, or that pic up there of the womanly man or manly woman whatever...
Tisket
05-03-2009, 12:14 AM
He can lube my chassis anytime he wants.
Xiandrena
05-03-2009, 12:43 AM
Tisket will let him under her hood, as would I.
Androidpk
05-03-2009, 01:29 AM
He can lube my chassis anytime he wants.
http://www.geocities.com/cinemorgue2/jaredpadalecki.jpg
Looks like he has plenty of lube for you.
Tisket
05-03-2009, 04:47 AM
http://www.geocities.com/cinemorgue2/jaredpadalecki.jpg
Looks like he has plenty of lube for you.
Baby, if you think zombies would be a turnoff for me then you haven't been paying attention at ALL...
Androidpk
05-03-2009, 10:26 PM
That's not a zombie though! It's the male model above in the movie House of Wax after. And you call yourself a zombie fan.
Winter's Kiss
05-03-2009, 10:33 PM
MMm... Pipe through Paris Hilton's head. God I loved that movie..
Nothing like watching a psychopath wax off someone's hair and cover them in model wax then use their body as a "wax figure" in a museum. Brilliant!
Androidpk
05-03-2009, 11:25 PM
MMm... Pipe through Paris Hilton's head. God I loved that movie..
Which time? :lol:
Tisket
05-04-2009, 12:00 AM
That's not a zombie though! It's the male model above in the movie House of Wax after. And you call yourself a zombie fan.
I never saw House of Wax. And you can't tell me it doesn't look like a zombie!
Androidpk
05-04-2009, 12:23 AM
I suppose you're right, he does sort of look like one.
....
It totally does not look like a zombie.
Edit: Unless you mean the tame 2006 version of a zombie, then I guess so yes.
Tisket
05-04-2009, 01:07 AM
It's someone apparently conscious WITH HALF HIS FACE RIPPED OFF! What would you call it if not a zombie sighting??!
Tisket
05-04-2009, 01:08 AM
I am totally coming to feast on your brains when the zombie apocolypse descends on us. Heathens.
Celephais
05-04-2009, 01:13 AM
I've been wonder about zombie apocolypse lately. If zombies want to eat brains, and the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy it's brain, how come there are so many zombies? If a zombie attacks a person, and really gets him good, he's either going to rend him to shreds or eat his brain, and said person won't become a zombie. So what needs to happen is the person needs to get away for a little bit.
I imagine at a certain point a zombie horde reaches critical mass, where it's such a big horde, people don't "get away" and get desimated, and this zombie horde produces no more zombies. So I'm thinking at this point the zombie horde would need to split up, into two hordes, sort of like a queen bee leaving it's nest to form another beehive.
It's someone apparently conscious WITH HALF HIS FACE RIPPED OFF! What would you call it if not a zombie sighting??!
A damn good porno with nice effects. :D
Tisket
05-04-2009, 01:15 AM
I've been wonder about zombie apocolypse lately. If zombies want to eat brains, and the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy it's brain, how come there are so many zombies? If a zombie attacks a person, and really gets him good, he's either going to rend him to shreds or eat his brain, and said person won't become a zombie. So what needs to happen is the person needs to get away for a little bit.
I imagine at a certain point a zombie horde reaches critical mass, where it's such a big horde, people don't "get away" and get desimated, and this zombie horde produces no more zombies. So I'm thinking at this point the zombie horde would need to split up, into two hordes, sort of like a queen bee leaving it's nest to form another beehive.
And here I thought that I overthought things sometimes. lmao.
IMO, I think zombies just like to have a bite or two and then move on. Their taste palette obviously wants the hot caucasion man screaming right next to him than the mexican cheerleader it's gnawing on. Too many choices!
Celephais
05-04-2009, 01:19 AM
So you think zombies have ADD?
Tisket
05-04-2009, 01:19 AM
Man I am tempted to buy some silvers from Sergei now. Any thread that evolves into a discussion about zombie eating habits is a winner in my book.
Celephais
05-04-2009, 01:20 AM
Man I am tempted to buy some silvers from Sergei now. Any thread that devolves into a discussion about zombie eating habits is a winner in my book.
uh... little typo there.
Tisket
05-04-2009, 01:20 AM
edited
Frankly, if I was a zombie I'd be the pickiest one, unconsciously (since we all know zombies don't have a conscious). I'd want me some french meat, then some canadian, perhaps brazilian, and then move on to Spanish..
And then I would make a hand-scooped shake with their inards. Ho ho ho.
But, I don't know. You never see a zombie going straight for the skull and eating brains. It's like, how the fuck are they going to go through the skull? I imagine maybe if they had even a slight intelligence they could jackhammer it or something and then slurp the brains up from the sidewalk, but still it's very hard and messy and zombies are just like hungry for whatever meat.
..stuff.
Tisket
05-04-2009, 01:25 AM
I'd leave my husband for Jin right now if she'd have me.
Only if you let me make a shake out of your guts, babe.
Tisket
05-04-2009, 01:27 AM
Hot.
Celephais
05-04-2009, 01:30 AM
http://www.deadlylight.com/images/zombie.gif
Androidpk
05-04-2009, 01:58 AM
I am totally coming to feast on your brains when the zombie apocolypse descends on us. Heathens.
lol
That reminds me of the one dawn of the dead (?) movies where the one girl willingly lets her zombie bf eat her brain :D
Swami71
05-04-2009, 02:04 AM
http://i22.tinypic.com/2i71onr.jpg
Bumping this picture cause I think its appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB3OlkRql2s
Tisket
05-04-2009, 02:12 AM
Bumping this picture cause I think its appropriate.
lolcats are always appropriate.
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/zzzombiekittehs.jpg
Dwarven Empath
05-05-2009, 08:15 PM
Has a bard for sale now.
Deathravin
05-05-2009, 08:34 PM
I don't like where this thread is going >< Bring back the hawt boobies.
No way. Bring back the hot zombie action.
crazymage
05-05-2009, 10:45 PM
I don't like where this thread is going >< Bring back the hawt boobies.
http://i43.tinypic.com/mts76p.jpg
NocturnalRob
05-06-2009, 08:18 AM
nom nom nom
crazymage
05-06-2009, 11:08 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2e3z9rn.jpg
NocturnalRob
05-06-2009, 11:17 AM
underboob always wins.
always.
Celephais
05-06-2009, 11:33 AM
underboob always wins.
always.
http://rudenotto.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/underboob.jpg
http://rudenotto.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/underboob.jpg
Oh my stars and garters...
NocturnalRob
05-06-2009, 12:13 PM
all of them please in this order-- 4, 9, 3, 5, 11, 10, 6.
kthxbai
all of them please in this order-- 4, 9, 3, 5, 11, 10, 6.
kthxbai
I'll go 3, 10, 9, 5, 6, 11, 4... then start over from the beginning again.
Poor 4... so sorry, sweetie, but ribs like that are only appealing on my grill drenched in bbq sauce and served with a cold beer.
........ now I have the image of her drenched in bbq sauce and served up to me with a cold beer. This has definite possibilities.
Tisket
05-06-2009, 12:32 PM
all of them please in this order-- 4, 9, 3, 5, 11, 10, 6.
kthxbai
They are all the same girl. Look above the shoulders sometimes!!!
They are all the same girl. Look above the shoulders sometimes!!!
I prefer to think of them as septuplets.
{are they really all the same? I thought maybe a couple of them were, but the waistlines and especially rib cages seemed different}
Tisket
05-06-2009, 12:40 PM
lmao @ septuplets.
Deathravin
05-06-2009, 12:45 PM
http://rudenotto.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/underboob.jpg
Where'd you find a picture of all my ex girlfriends?
Winter's Kiss
05-06-2009, 12:51 PM
Well.. The 4th chick just has her back arched a bit more. But if you look carefully at their legs against the grass.. It's totally fake and all the same chick. Someone wasn't THAT good at making a collage.
Plus.. One good thrust in bed and she arches up like that.. RIB CAGE!
Plus.. One good thrust in bed and she arches up like that.. RIB CAGE!
I'll muddle through somehow
NocturnalRob
05-06-2009, 01:09 PM
regardless, i'm happy
Androidpk
05-06-2009, 08:55 PM
underboob always wins.
always.
ALWAYS.
crazymage
05-07-2009, 09:15 AM
http://i24.tinypic.com/ndpv9h.jpg
Androidpk
05-07-2009, 10:54 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/1z2olxc.jpg
Drunken Durfin
05-08-2009, 02:01 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/1z2olxc.jpg
Okay, that one is wicked stealth hot. I think that if my wife came home and caught me with her she would be like, "Oh...Okay. I can understand that."
crazymage
05-08-2009, 10:38 AM
http://i24.tinypic.com/2qvxfmd.jpg
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