Mentors

[Anferis]

Mentors are supposed to help you with things right?





Speaking in Elven, you say, "There is one thing you could do."

MentorLady cocks her head at you.

You remove a leather whip from in your spidersilk cloak.

You offer your leather whip to MentorLady, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Click CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

MentorLady has accepted your offer and is now holding a leather whip.

Speaking in Elven, you say, "Do you think you could hit me with this."

MentorLady glances at a leather whip in her hand.

You turn around.

Stretching your arms out in front of you, you rotate your shoulders forward and roll your neck in an attempt to loosen the tension in your neck and shoulders.

MentorLady says, "Uhrm... this wasn't in my job description."

MentorLady indicates her leather whip with a smile.

(Anferis turns his head back.)

MentorLady offers you a leather whip. Click ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.

Speaking in Elven, you ask, "What?"

You accept MentorLady's offer and are now holding a leather whip.

You turn around.

MentorLady folds her arms over her chest.

You sigh.

You put a leather whip in your spidersilk cloak.

Speaking in Elven, you say, "Fine. I see how it is."

Speaking in Elven to MentorLady, you ask, "Can't a guy get whipped when he wants to these days?"

MentorLady says, "I can help you with a question, but I can't whip you or chain you to anything today."

MentorLady folds her hands.

Speaking in Elven, you mutter, "Women."

[Moist Happenings]

HAHAHAHA. That's awesome.

[Tolwynn]

MentorLady says, "I can help you with a question, but I can't whip you or chain you to anything today."

Note the qualifier of today that she added, as well as adding the mention of chaining beyond your initial whipping inquiry. Perhaps you missed an opportunity there.

:whipit:

[Anferis]

I'll get a rope from the AG store and try again later.

[Methais]

Just tell her YOU GONNA GET RAPED!

[Xiandrena]

You forgot about how it ended....



You say, "I can help you with a question, but I can't whip you or chain you to anything today."

You fold your hands.

Speaking in Elven, Anferis mutters, "Women."

Speaking in Elven, Anferis says, "That's all then."

Anferis extends a hand to you.

(Xiandrena glances down at your hand.)

You glance at Anferis.

You curtsy to Anferis.

You say, "Be well."

Anferis gets a blank look on his face.

Anferis scoffs.

Anferis just went out.









But yeah, hilarious.

[Anferis]

Didn't know if you wanted your name posted.

It'll be funny shit if I get a male mentor next time.

[Anferis]

Can I get in trouble for this?



Also here: Mentor Peritta who is sitting
Obvious paths: out

You're there already!

The direction reminder has been shut off.

You say, "Hello."

Peritta says, "Hello."

You put a glaes-swept faewood runestaff capped with a spiked orb in your dusky runestaff harness.

Spell Invisibility (916) ended.
You are visible again.

You say, "I have.. a request."

You shuffle your feet.

You glance downward.

Peritta smiles anr

You open a black spidersilk cloak embroidered with a silver maple.

Peritta smiles at you.

Peritta says, "Sure."

You ask, "Good, you accept then?"

Peritta asks, "Accept? Accept what?"

You say, "My request."

Spell Elemental Targeting (425) ended. [-25AS, -25ECS]
You feel less confident than before.

Voodoo '425' to 'INCANT 425'.
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Targeting spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
Elemental Targeting (425) starts for 27m 30s. [+25AS, +25ECS]
You are filled with a sense of great confidence.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Peritta says, "I will try."

You see Mentor Peritta Tirzunwar the Fugitive.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is average height and appears to be in the prime of life. He has piercing steel grey eyes and fair skin. He has very long, tied back jet black hair streaked with silver. He has a delicate face, a straight nose and a deep scar across his right cheek.
You can hardly recognize him covered in all that soot and ash!
He has a Clan Snar wolf tattoo on his arm, a nefarious dark elf tattoo on his arm, a leering black demon tattoo on his arm, a coiled black dragon tattoo on his neck, and a frothing troll king tattoo on his arm.
He is in good shape.
A thick layer of volcanic ash and soot covers an elven-crafted black silk beret adorned with the Faendryl crest, a well-made black dragon talisman, a death-black elven-crafted cloak, a tiny furry roa'ter pin, a crisp black long-sleeved shirt, a pair of elven locksmith gloves, a pair of enruned platinum-framed spectacles with mirrored lenses, some blackened veniom cufflinks, an alum-bound ebonwood Adventurer's Guild badge, an antique silver armband inset with a vaalorn star and four glaes stars, a tooled black vruul skin thigh-sheath adorned with a majestic charcoal dragon, a pitch black leather sporran, an elven-crafted many-pocketed pack with an emerald-eyed dragon meticulously stitched on the back, some fitted elven scalemail, a garnet-set silver alloy ring, an enruned vaalin wedding band, an old cracked leather belt pouch stitched with a snarling green-eyed wolf, a soft leather lockpick case clasped with an iron dragon, a dark pair of elven-crafted pants meticulously stitched with vaalin lockpicks down each leg and clasped with a translucent scarab buckle, an ankle-worn slender leather toolkit incised with an image of a majestic dragon soaring in flight, a pair of tattered black elven combat boots intricately tooled with a family crest, and an elven-forged rolaren shield.

You ask, "Is that a promise?"

Peritta asks, "Whats is your request?"

You ponder.

You say, "Well.."

Peritta says, "I can't promise until I know what the request is."

You turn around.

You gaze up into the heavens.

You remove a leather whip from in your spidersilk cloak.

You offer your leather whip to Peritta, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Click CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

Peritta asks, "And what would you like me to do with that?"

You say, "Take it."

* Lasein just bit the dust!

Peritta has accepted your offer and is now holding a leather whip.

Peritta says, "Very well."

You lean forward.

You say, "Hit me."

Peritta says, "No."

You ask, "Please?"

Peritta offers you a leather whip. Click ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.

You turn to face Peritta.

You blink at Peritta.

You accept Peritta's offer and are now holding a leather whip.

You sigh.

Peritta says, "That is not something I would do, sorry."

You ask, "But, you're here to help people?"

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Peritta says, "Help you if I can, yes. Hit or attack you no."

Speaking to Peritta, you say, "Oh, you don't have to hit me hard."

You say, "Just.. whip me."

You make a purring sound.

Peritta says, "I think I will pass on that one."

You frown at Peritta.

You say, "But."

You ask, "Why?"

Peritta says, "Because it is not something I would do, not to mention it sounds a bit luring."

You ask, "Luring?"

You ponder.

You feel at full magical power again.

You say, "Fine."

You say, "I'll find someone willing to do it."

Peritta smiles at you.

You say, "I'll be speaking to your manager, whomever that is."

You turn around.

[iJin]

LOL


Anferis, you just have to find Zuie. She'd be more than happy to whip you.


STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE KEEN.



:heart:

[Anferis]

And gag and sodomize me.

Oops
I've said too much

<3

[100% Wool]

....lol. Please post more logs with different mentors.

[iJin]

And gag and sodomize me.

Oops
I've said too much

<3

With broomsticks. <3

[Anferis]

I'm going to cry when one actually beats me to death because they have l33t skillz in blunt weapons.

[iJin]

Too bad I can't be a Mentor. :(

[Askip]

<< You say, "I'll be speaking to your manager, whomever that is." >>

GS4-Korelys@play.net

I'd love to see the response you get from her.

:D

[Rue]

Should of named this thread, FUN With Mentors. . .

I wonder if someone took you up on it, if they would get introuble. . . I mean. . . really .... You are asking for it!

:blndwhip:

[Anferis]

<< You say, "I'll be speaking to your manager, whomever that is." >>

GS4-Korelys@play.net

I'd love to see the response you get from her.

:D

I don't have the balls :(



Can't change the thread name now or I would. I'm a bit wary about trying it anymore cause I might get in trouble.

[iJin]

Should of named this thread, FUN With Mentors. . .

I wonder if someone took you up on it, if they would get introuble. . . I mean. . . really .... You are asking for it!

:blndwhip:



Telsas! I demand that you put in a good word for Zuie. :(

<3

[Rue]

ZUIE Fill out the paper work! You just never know.

https://www.play.net/gs4/mentors/requirements.asp

[Methais]

I don't have the balls :(



Can't change the thread name now or I would. I'm a bit wary about trying it anymore cause I might get in trouble.

If you're done with the mentors, how about moving on to some Silvergate logs, a'la Bloodninja?

[Anferis]

Give me a robe and wizards hat.

[Miss Ismurii]

Hahahahaha OMG Anferis, you're too much! <3

[Moist Happenings]

Keep up the good word Anferis. Do it with enough different mentors that they have to talk about it at the monthly meeting (Do they still have those?).

[Snapp]

Keep up the good word Anferis. Do it with enough different mentors that they have to talk about it at the monthly meeting (Do they still have those?).

They're weekly, and yea I think they do.

[Anferis]

Also here: Mentor Adyr
Obvious paths: out
>
You smile at Adyr.
>
Adyr asks, "Hello im mentor adyr,how might i help you?"
>
You ponder.
>
Speaking in Elven, you say, "Just coming for a chat."
>
Adyr smiles.
>




It begins.

[Anferis]

What a god damn asshole. He wouldn't even take the whip

[Some Rogue]

This pretty much stopped being funny after the first one.

[Anferis]

I agree actually.

But:

....lol. Please post more logs with different mentors.

[Methais]

It's time to move on to Silvergate.

[Amaron]

Ther first was cute... after that... eh

J

[mgoddess]

Adyr asks, "Hello im mentor adyr,how might i help you?"
People wanting to be Mentors should have to take a grammar test... aaauuugghh!

[Anferis]

I don't know where Silvergate is, but I got a slap on the wrist by a GM last night.

[Gelston]

And you didn't log it?

[Anferis]

I did. But it wasn't really interesting, and I deserved it so I'm not gonna bitch.


Emeredan tried to catch my rogue idle fletching though.

The tiny spider spins a rather large web from one side of your face to the other. Though you have a hard time focusing on it, you can make out the letters, "Y U SHOU D B PAYIN ATTENT ON TO Y UR SCR EN!"

You stare at nothing in particular.
>report I probably should, shouldn't I?


Bleh.