AestheticDeath
10-16-2008, 01:43 AM
So the hand washing thread reminded me of someone I grew up with. And a very embarrassing moment back then.
Figured I would share mine, and ask others to share as well!
So I was around 10 years old? Close enough anyways. And staying at a friends house out in the country, as their mother was the babysitter for my sister and I.
This family had a small fish pond type thing, made of bricks, and filled with goldfish and a few other things I think. It was about a foot high.
One day while I was there, we were outside running around playing, and all sudden we were in the backyard when the kid said he had to go pee. I was like OK, and just waited for him to go inside. When he hops up on the ledge of the small pond, pulls it out and starts urinating the pond. I was like WTF?! And obviously watching him in shock, when he turns towards me and purposely pisses on me...
And his sister walks out. Who I kinda had a small crush on back then. Very embarrassing. Though perhaps more for him since he was hanging in the breeze.
So pissed on in front of a crush by her brother. Who didn't get in trouble by the way. :(
Also, since no one here knows him and no names are mentioned. An ex-co-worker once had to go on a supply run to a local hardware store. He always has a bad case of the shits, and this day was the same as ever, except for the fact that it caught up to him at the wrong moment. And he wound up having to hurry out of the store as much as he could, rushing the register gal etc... just trying to make it to the truck, and then back home or something.
Unfortunately he didn't even make it to the truck before commencing to piss out his ass, and mess himself badly. Had to change before coming back to work, but wound up telling myself and another girl who worked in the office. We laughed pretty hard!
Anyways, what are some of your more embarrassing moments that at least one other person witnessed?
Figured I would share mine, and ask others to share as well!
So I was around 10 years old? Close enough anyways. And staying at a friends house out in the country, as their mother was the babysitter for my sister and I.
This family had a small fish pond type thing, made of bricks, and filled with goldfish and a few other things I think. It was about a foot high.
One day while I was there, we were outside running around playing, and all sudden we were in the backyard when the kid said he had to go pee. I was like OK, and just waited for him to go inside. When he hops up on the ledge of the small pond, pulls it out and starts urinating the pond. I was like WTF?! And obviously watching him in shock, when he turns towards me and purposely pisses on me...
And his sister walks out. Who I kinda had a small crush on back then. Very embarrassing. Though perhaps more for him since he was hanging in the breeze.
So pissed on in front of a crush by her brother. Who didn't get in trouble by the way. :(
Also, since no one here knows him and no names are mentioned. An ex-co-worker once had to go on a supply run to a local hardware store. He always has a bad case of the shits, and this day was the same as ever, except for the fact that it caught up to him at the wrong moment. And he wound up having to hurry out of the store as much as he could, rushing the register gal etc... just trying to make it to the truck, and then back home or something.
Unfortunately he didn't even make it to the truck before commencing to piss out his ass, and mess himself badly. Had to change before coming back to work, but wound up telling myself and another girl who worked in the office. We laughed pretty hard!
Anyways, what are some of your more embarrassing moments that at least one other person witnessed?