Sexual Blunders

[Androidpk]

My 4th wall is bruised.

Sounds like your cervix is bruised.

[Gelston]

Dude, speaking of bad RP, I was in TV last night and some fuckers were half-IC and half-OOC. It was a goddamn mess.

Yeah, RP in TV was pretty shit last time I was there about a month ago. Pretty much exactly how you are describing it.

[Ltlprprincess]

Yeah, RP in TV was pretty shit last time I was there about a month ago. Pretty much exactly how you are describing it.

It ebbs and flows. I can't be there all the time, what with the health and the working overtime because people are greedy bottom feeding assholes during the holidays.

I'm not saying I'm the only one trying to maintain rp in TV but I can't speak for it when I'm not around. I know there are others who are working heavily to promote it. I've personally only had the energy to forge when Nihrvanah's in outside of other various events and meetings.

[Gelston]

It ebbs and flows. I can't be there all the time, what with the health and the working overtime because people are greedy bottom feeding assholes during the holidays.

I'm not saying I'm the only one trying to maintain rp in TV but I can't speak for it when I'm not around. I know there are others who are working heavily to promote it. I've personally only had the energy to forge when Nihrvanah's in outside of other various events and meetings.

I don't accept excuses!

[Ltlprprincess]

I don't accept excuses!

:(

[Methais]

I don't accept excuses!

What about cheeseburgers?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/f4K6ctubXLA/hqdefault.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s0k27yqZIHc/maxresdefault.jpg

[Jhynnifer]

What about cheeseburgers?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/f4K6ctubXLA/hqdefault.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s0k27yqZIHc/maxresdefault.jpg

I'd gladly rep you Thursday for a cheeseburger today.

[Jhynnifer]

Yeah, RP in TV was pretty shit last time I was there about a month ago. Pretty much exactly how you are describing it.

I pretty much just tab out in between hunts on my bard in TV because it tends to be rough. I have met a few good folks there... the ones who do RP are fairly friendly and I've been invited out a few times too. All-in-all the bad is everywhere, in every town you go to. The population in TV is so small that there's less good to cover it, it stinks but yanno... is life.

[Methais]

The problem is you guys are RPing wrong. Allow me to offer some pointers:

[Ta'Vaalor - Roleplay Room]
Everyone you see around you is wearing out the same gimmick of pretending to be some snooty Vaalor prick with nothing original actually happening.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west

Methais just arrived.

(Methais roleplays all over the place.)

Methais just went west.

>rp nominate methais

[Gelston]

The problem is you guys are RPing wrong. Allow me to offer some pointers:

[Ta'Vaalor - Roleplay Room]
Everyone you see around you is wearing out the same gimmick of pretending to be some snooty Vaalor prick with nothing original actually happening.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west

Methais just arrived.

(Methais roleplays all over the place.)

Methais just went west.

>rp nominate methais

That was probably better than some of the stuff I saw there, haha.

[Warriorbird]

Before I drifted into F2P only mode I basically just did the variation of "roleplays a nice Vaalorian" and got RPAs. Lot of deep deep unoriginality... but that's also true all over.

[Androidpk]

Clearly Whirlin needs to whip up a how to guide on RPing.

[Fallen]

Clearly Whirlin needs to whip up a how to guide on RPing.

Step 1. Read documentation.

Step 2. Do opposite.

Originality achieved!

[Jhynnifer]

Step 1. Read documentation.

Step 2. Do opposite.

Originality achieved!

Mmm... all those voluptuous sylvans.

[Fallen]

Mmm... all those voluptuous sylvans.

It took me a second, but I got it!

[Androidpk]

It took me a second, but I got it!

I don't get it :/

[Fallen]

I don't get it :/

Sylvans are supposed to be waifish. So in order to ensure maximum originality, you need to get that 32 DDD feature alteration ASAP.

[Androidpk]

http://img05.deviantart.net/5099/i/2010/353/d/c/fat_blood_elf_by_dwarfpriest-d3582gv.jpg

[Methais]

http://img05.deviantart.net/5099/i/2010/353/d/c/fat_blood_elf_by_dwarfpriest-d3582gv.jpg

Ran into some problems trying to fap to this.

[Ltlprprincess]

... Methais, your avatar is giving me nightmares

[MotleyCrew]

Didn't witness this, was sent it via AIM. Apparently it happened in North Market.

(Berkana moves gracefully into a four-point kneel, shifting forward to raise up her hips, and pulls her gown up to her waist with one hand, exposing her ass. Tilting her head down, she lifts her arms up into a crossed and clasped position before her.)

[Gweneivia]

I don't think that's a blunder. I think she just does that.

[Wrathbringer]

I don't think that's a blunder. I think she just does that.

:lol:

[Jhynnifer]

Oh my.

[Astray]

Why.

[Taernath]

Downward doggystyle

[Methais]

Isn't that Andraste's PC?

[poison_Owns]

Priceless

[LNet]-GSIV:Qaatil: "tosadiy <Lifts his kilt to reveal a hammy love log, then pounces and emits a war bellow as he savagely thrusts into your soggy cave>"

[RichardCranium]

Soggy cave. Wtf.

[velderan]

Priceless

[LNet]-GSIV:Qaatil: "tosadiy <Lifts his kilt to reveal a hammy love log, then pounces and emits a war bellow as he savagely thrusts into your soggy cave>"

The burst of laughter this elicited caused several of my coworkers to inquire what, precisely, was so funny. Thanks jerk. How am I supposed to nerd out on the DL at work when this kind of crap is posted?

[Androidpk]

Soggy cave. Wtf.

so moist

[Donquix]

so moist

http://i.imgur.com/ShjxHnB.gif

[Androidpk]

One of the Jeopardy contestants was talking about how she was making cookies and Trebek says, "Mmmm, I like them moist."

[Nathala Crane]

The burst of laughter this elicited caused several of my coworkers to inquire what, precisely, was so funny. Thanks jerk. How am I supposed to nerd out on the DL at work when this kind of crap is posted?

By not nerding out in threads called "Sexual Blunders" while you're at work? ;D

[Hlendril]

This.... This so far is the greatest thread in the forum! We need to revive this thread!

[Merzbow]

[LNet]-GSIV:Pathragers: "oot Il just tell your husband you have to poop, lock yourself in the bathroom, I will watch you play with your clit on facetime until you come, and THEN you can go to bed"

>prof ile
PERSONAL INFORMATION

Name: Lady Ilera Sa'Natore
Title: Nurse
Race: Elf Gender: Female
She is average height and has a slender build. She appears to be very young.
She has sultry crystal blue eyes and tanned skin.
She has waist length, ringleted raven black hair bound into a twisted infinity knot by some rose-cut black diamond hairsticks.
She has small pointed ears.

My guess? A bored late-night prank with a F2P alt. But creative nonetheless...

[Hlendril]

Yay! Something new!

[Methais]

I thought this was the sexual harassment thread at first and I was pretty confused.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Priceless

[LNet]-GSIV:Qaatil: "tosadiy <Lifts his kilt to reveal a hammy love log, then pounces and emits a war bellow as he savagely thrusts into your soggy cave>"

Hah this was me kidding around glad you guys enjoyed

[Gelston]

Lets post more of these. People, start failing your cyberz more. Thanks.

[Astray]

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42174074_2019127821484041_8915309632033914880_n.jp g?_nc_cat=106&oh=d1d90323a19e6d299d6547b0a14e91ac&oe=5C27C4A5

[Gelston]

bump

[Parkbandit]

bump

You better hope Kranar doesn't make Peam a moderator again..


Please refrain from bumping threads that have been dead for over a year, no matter how HILARIOUS they are.

Thanks. (:

LOL.. miss how retarded some moderators were back then.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

What about cheeseburgers?

https://i.imgflip.com/2ji3g5.jpg

[HOUSE]

got blackout drunk on my 21st birthday. woke up naked in bed with girl who's name I will never know. bed was soaked with my urine.

[Suppressed Poet]

got blackout drunk on my 21st birthday. woke up naked in bed with girl who's name I will never know. bed was soaked with my urine.

Liar.

It wasn’t a girl and it wasn’t your urine…