My experimentation with breakfast cereal

[Numbers]

So I'm sitting here watching the presidential debate, and I suddenly got struck with an urging for Cocoa Pebbles. It's like an angry bitch screaming COCOA PEBBLES! in my ear.

And thank god, I have a half a box of Cocoa Pebbles in my cupboard!

I know what you're thinking... "Cocoa Pebbles for dinner!? That's fucked, dude."

Well, you're right. But I don't care.

I pour a bowl, open the fridge, take out the milk, open it, give it a sniff, and begin to retch. I've got a carton of sour chunks of what used to be milk. Seriously, when I poured it down the drain, it was like four chicks with cottage cheese thighs wearing thongs dancing in my sink.

Well shit. I've got a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles, and no milk. I can't use water, that'd be just wrong. I can't eat it dry, it needs the liquid! I need that satisfying slurp of chocolate milk at the end!

All this stressing over the cereal drives me to need something. Something specific. Like a stiff drink.

Fast-forward through about two minutes of severe internal self-debate. I open my liquor cupboard, pull out my bottle of Kahlua and my bottle of Bailey's.

I think you can all assume what happened next.

And it was FUCKING AWESOME!

Seriously, you HAVE to try this.

[Allereli]

baileys + anything that won't make it curdle = awesome

[Gan]

racist

WTF is wrong with rice krispies?

[Liagala]

I know what you're thinking... "Cocoa Pebbles for dinner!? That's fucked, dude."

Not at all. I have breakfast for dinner pretty often. Usually bacon & eggs, pancakes, or french toast, but sometimes just a bowl of cereal.


baileys + anything that won't make it curdle = awesome
:yeahthat:

[CrystalTears]

Cereal is not just for breakfast! I'd eat it all the time if I could, but my husband is such an awesome cook that I couldn't deny him feeding me. That would be so wrong! :D

Although Cocoa Pebbles and Bailey's sounds like it's worth trying.

[Allereli]

I eat cereal and eggs for dinner all time because I hate making complicated meals just for myself

[Tsa`ah]

And I thought wheaties and beer was odd.

[Methais]

I tried cereal and water once out of pure desperation.

It wasn't all that bad. It wasn't all that good either.