BOOBS!

[Bobmuhthol]

4r3 73h b357

[HarmNone]

Hee! Thanks, Bob! I have two of my very own, and they do appreciate the compliment. :D

HarmNone is having a giggle

[Drew2]

Prove it.

[Mint]

What did he say in english?

[Bobmuhthol]

Are the best.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Are the best.

Shit.. I thought that would be:

R Teh B35t

[Bobmuhthol]

Pure 1337 would be..

|2 73|-| 8357

hmm how low do they hang harmnone
:does his best innocent smile:

[HarmNone]

Hang? :no:

HarmNone

[Mint]

Aww, delete his whole political thread as punishment HarmNone.

[Souzy]

Beat him HarmNone and beat him good! *pushes up my boobs* Damn you to hell Edine! :(

well you can always post your Boobs to prove me wrong

[Souzy]

Originally posted by The Edine
well you can always post your Boobs to prove me wrong

He's talking to you HarmNone. :D

you can too lalana i wont complain, and you will make RangerD1 happy

[HarmNone]

My boobs are not postable. They are above that sort of crass commercialization. Eat your heart out, Edine! :D

HarmNone is very well-preserved

I will give you my email if you would rather do it that way, no commercialization.

[Souzy]

Yeah what HarmNone said! My boobs aren't big enough to share with all of you. :(

[HarmNone]

Whether through email or message boards, my boobs wish to remain anonymous. It is the nature of those in...ahem...high position to eschew such things in the interests of privacy.

HarmNone's boobs

[Jolena]

I can't believe that this thread has gone this far lmao. And um..just to clarify.. if a woman has large boobs, they usually tend to sag a bit because of the weight.

[HarmNone]

Heh. A great bra (read that as expensive as all hell) and a regular exercise regime can do wonders, Jolena. Remember that! There is more than one meaning to the term "lifting weights". ;)

HarmNone's boobs

[Jolena]

Yeah I know ALL about expensive bras trust me. I have to order them sometimes and they cost anywhere from 40-60 dollars depending on where I go etc. And yeah..you'd think as many times as I lift a kid a day it would increase my erm..tautness? feh, I'm not discussing this anymore. Everyone focus on Lalana's and Harmnone's boobs again. lol

[Souzy]

Dayam girl!! You got like, EE's or something? Holy buhJesus! And focus on HarmNone's knockers! I don't have any to share, LOL.

Harmnone's boobs are salty

[Edaarin]

I got called out for staring during a first date a few months ago. "I'm already short, there's no reason you shouldn't be looking at my eyes" or something like that. Awkward silence ensued for the next 15 to 20 seconds as I tried to think of something funny or witty to say. I settled for sorry." I never said I was suave.

[HarmNone]

Heh. Awww. Poor Edaarin. :D

HarmNone

[Jolena]

Nah, not EE's but close lol. Anyhow, yes yes.. discuss Lalana and Harmnone's tata's go ahead, I encourage you to do so.

[Skirmisher]

Oh you smooth tawka you.

so um, Harmnone are they Vacuum sealed?

[Sean]

if you give sou a cosmo she'll show you the tat on her boob.

[Hips]

I say we get Amber to post pics of hers. She needs to back up her nickname. *snickers*

[Skirmisher]

Tijay has a subscription.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tijay
if you give sou a cosmo she'll show you the tat on her boob.

Bastard! You won't let that down will you! *gives Sean a titty twister*

[Hips]

Originally posted by Lalana
*gives Sean a titty twister*

Hey now, that belongs in the man boobs thread. This thread is about woman boobs.

[Shalla]

Sheesh.. I don't know where to post. Boobs or man boobs

[Jolena]

Tats on boobs are the least painful place to put one in my opinion..it's mostly fatty tissue so there's not a ton of pain involved. Not..that I'd know..or anything..

[Sean]

id like to point out there are photos in the man boob thread... women want to be equals right? so i demand pics of lady boobs here.

[Mint]

We might get banned though...life's just not fair.

[Sean]

i never said naked boobs .. thats what pasties are for..

[Skirmisher]

Sean is dreaming now.

I can hear him saying in his best Homer voice..

"Mmmmm Paaastiies......."

[Edaarin]

I fully expect to see some pictures posted by the time I get back. That said, prepare for some drunk IMs/posts.

[Souzy]

LMAO! Someone post a pic of Ru Paul to please Sean. :D

[Skirmisher]

Too bad you werent sloshed last night. You and Tijay could have had one hell of a debate.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
Sean is dreaming now.

I can hear him saying in his best Homer voice..

"Mmmmm Paaastiies......."


no no skirms that was mmmm paasssttrryyys .. thats how i keep my man boobs full.

Tijay did you saw Lalana's boob?

[Sean]

i can neither confirm or deny that allegation.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tijay
i can neither confirm or deny that allegation.

OMG!! I am gonna choke you to death Sean! I told you man, people are gonna start thinking that I go around flashing people, dayum!

[Sean]

i didnt hear john complaining... his wife however...

were they nice?

[Souzy]

ALL OF YOU DIE! Especially you Sean! *runs away crying*

[Sean]

she doesn't mean that.

You saw didnt you!

[Sean]

i told you i can neither confirm or deny that ..


ps. maybe.

[Mint]

Taunt and tease Edine for almost making my head explode from the political thread.

[Sean]

pps. ill be opening bidding for certain photos in my possession.

RangerD1 did you hear that Tijay has seen her boobs!

[Souzy]

OK you know what? FU all! Stop talking about my boobs!!!!!! I have none! OMG! I'm gonna go cry now.

[Shalla]

Did he really?

[Souzy]

Ok lets stop right there. Thanks.

..I can not confirm or deny that Tijay has indeed seen said breasts in person or that he does possess certain pictures that are rather revealing, i can neither consclusively verify the existence of said pictures nor confirm or deny that i have seen or have said pictures. That is all

[Souzy]

<----------My avatar is cut. The only people that have the whole pic are the ones I send it too. ;)

um so yeah how much Rangerd1?

[Shalla]

Ok. I'll post if lalana posts. :wink:

Sounds like shes calling you out. I wouldnt turn that challenge if i was you!

[Mint]

I will post if they do too. Excuse me now, need to run do some crunches.

[Shalla]

Oh wait a minute.. Are we talking about boobies?.. cozz I've got none :lol:

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
Ok. I'll post if lalana posts. :wink:

You know what? I'm at work right now. But, when I get home, I'll actually post one of them. I could care less if people saw them. I had them up on another site before. So wait about another hour children and I will post, but I'm going to delete it 30 mins. after I post it! Bwahahhaa!

How can you be fat like you claimed and have no boobies? WTF

[Shalla]

Like what?.. provocative pics?

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
Like what?.. provocative pics?

See your J-Lo avatar Shalla? Some what like that hon.

[Shalla]

Oh.. I have those. LOL.

[Shalla]

Mine are webcam pics though.. The pro pics taken of myself was not my property but the talent agency I work for.

[Souzy]

OK so, I since Sean has all my pic's. I told him he's in charge of posting them, then he's going to take it down! So what ever one he posts, I don't care.

[Mint]

Okay, I am getting scared now. I officially back out of this right now cause, well, I didnt think Lalana or Shalla would post theirs. Besides I lack a digital camera, yeah, that's it, uh huh. And I am SICK pity me dont flame me.

[Mint]

I have breast envy now :(

Well, guess i don't have to kick it off with my new boobie pics. No backing out now shalla and mint!

[Mint]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Well, guess i don't have to kick it off with my new boobie pics. No backing out now shalla and mint!

Uh, read back a couple posts big guy.

[Souzy]

Haha! Didn't think I'd actually take naked pic's did you? Crazy people. It's provacative on the classy side. ;)

Pansy!

show um!

[Mint]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Pansy!

I am actually going to go play GS so your sticks and stones can kiss my cute butt.

[Shalla]

ahahahah everybody's warning me not to.

[Sean]

obviously if D, edine, and myself are saying for you to do it .. everyone is not.

[Shalla]

WAIL!

[Hips]

Make him post one of your booty ones, Souzy.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Make him post one of your booty ones, Souzy.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Oh man that's funny, did I give you one of those Sean?

[Shalla]

OK. I think I found one I am willing to post online.. that is LESS provocative than everybody is expecting.. taken from a webcam of course.. I just woke up when it was taken however. And it will only stay for like 4 minutes.. enough for you to refresh your window when it's posted.

[Edited on 1-24-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[Hips]

Tijay2000: i never got any booty pics!
sweetlittleagony: you serious?
Tijay2000: no
sweetlittleagony: exactly

!!!

Post! Heheh.

[Sean]

note to self. never tell jessa anything in IMs ever again.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Tijay
note to self. never tell jessa anything in IMs ever again.

You knew that already.

And, Souzy... did you have a friend or someone take your pics for you? Or did you go someplace and have them taken? I, uhm... am interested in getting some of me taken. :saint:

Boobs:

[Sean]

wrong thread!

[Souzy]

Jessa my dear. I have a couple friends that are photographers. If your gonna be around NY, I could give you a number. If your gonna be in MA I could hook you up with my boy that did mines. Either way, tell me if your interested. You gotta come up here though, LOL.

[Souzy]

Good lawd child!!!! :wow:

[Hips]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
Ok. It's just a webcam pic.. not a pro.. so bleh :barf:

....:thumbsup:

[Shalla]

Me and my big mouth.. and my stupid dare. ::sigh::

[Souzy]

Damn she blew me out of the water. *waves the white flag* LMAO!

[Hips]

Originally posted by Lalana
If your gonna be in MA I could hook you up with my boy that did mines.

...I'll be in Waltham, MA from Thursday night to Sunday afternoon. :smilegrin:

I'd rather do it in the summer though, heheh.

edited because I quoted the wrong thing, silly me.

[Edited on 1-24-2004 by GS3 Michiko]

[Edited on 1-24-2004 by GS3 Michiko]

[Bewitchindryad25]

No I'm not going to post any pics of my "Knockers" to anyone. Only my boyfriend and well a certain someone has seen them and if he wishes to confirm that they are in fact as big as I've told some people or not thats his choice.

P.S. Jack and coke is awesome

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
Me and my big mouth.. and my stupid dare. ::sigh::

Damn girl MAHAL KITA!

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Lalana


Damn girl MAHAL KITA!

I wuvs you too babe :( I'm so embarrased.

Move along people there is nothing to see here.

[Hips]

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LOL I think you two got the people a *little* excited.

[Bobmuhthol]

Why my thread is t3h best:

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[Souzy]

Talk about boobs and people come running. <3 Shalla

Can i get some credit too?

[Bobmuhthol]

Here's your credit.

http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/

[Mint]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Can i get some credit too?

Isn't your tattoo on the other side of your chest in the pic you posted in the other boob thread?

Post again so we have more to compare it with please.

No, you pussed out.

[Mint]

Yes, but I got more people to visit my boob thread to check lol

[Sean]

women boobs > man boobs.

[Latrinsorm]

I miss all the good stuff :(

Does anyone else think Lalana is a little uptight for a woman who has half-naked pictures of herself as her avatar?

[Skirmisher]

Like you don't want all women to have half naked photos as their avatars.

[Sean]

yea get on that skirmisher? okay?

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
Like you don't want all women to have half naked photos as their avatars.
That's a given. :yes::yes::yes:

Skirmisher needs to step up to the plate.

Okay, well me and my boobs are turning in. You all have a good nite, try not to kill yourselves without our absence.

[Skirmisher]

We'll keep the prozac flowing just in case.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
I miss all the good stuff :(

Does anyone else think Lalana is a little uptight for a woman who has half-naked pictures of herself as her avatar?

Hey now, my avatar is A-okay :thumbsup:
There's no where in it that show's boobs, ass, ect. Plus, I could post the whole thing. But, why?

[Sean]

its better that you don't post the whole thing or show your actual boobs/ass if you wanna keep posting on the boards.

[Jolena]

K well I went to eat dinner and missed all the fun. Did Souzy ever post pics? And I am assuming Shalla did but I missed those too. Ah well, it would only make me jealous cause I can't even begin to post pics of me. Uh uh no way. And jessa! Wow.. I'm shocked! I thought you were somehow more prude then to get classy risque pics done. I'm impressed! lol

[peam]

After a long day at work, this thread is quite disappointing.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tijay
its better that you don't post the whole thing or show your actual boobs/ass if you wanna keep posting on the boards.

See, that's what I'm saying. Plus, none of my pic's show much ass or tits anyway. I chose to keep them ummm...so that you can keep imagining, LMAO! :D

[Shalla]

Originally posted by peam
After a long day at work, this thread is quite disappointing.

why?

[Souzy]

Awww yeah Jolena. I had Tijay post one pic of mine and take it down, while I was work. I'm willing to post one back up for ya. ;)

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Lalana
Hey now, my avatar is A-okay :thumbsup:
There's no where in it that show's boobs, ass, ect. Plus, I could post the whole thing. But, why?
True, they don't technically show anything, but I'll just say if I saw my mom like that I would feel very dirty.

[Souzy]

I'm not a mother. Kids are assholes.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Lalana
Hey now, my avatar is A-okay :thumbsup:
There's no where in it that show's boobs, ass, ect. Plus, I could post the whole thing. But, why?
True, they don't technically show anything, but I'll just say if I saw my mom like that I would feel very dirty.

Uh, really really tasteful pictures. Not sleazy in the slightest.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Mint
Uh, really really tasteful pictures. Not sleazy in the slightest.
Ok then!

What I meant was that they (mostly) showed a (mostly) nude woman in a bed, and I don't want to think of my mom naked. I'll be playing my guitar if anyone needs me.

[Souzy]

So when you see a slightly nude woman on a bed you think of your mom? Go play your guitar.

[Shari]

<dies laughing at this thread>

Just on a side note, boobs are a pain in the ass.

They get in the way of EVERYTHING, and by the end of the day all my white tops end up with dust or dirt marks RIGHT OVER MY BOOB like god-damned targets. And running without a sports bra is asking for doom.

And just to cut this off before it start, no I will not post my boobs.

[Shalla]

[i]Originally posted by Latrinsorm

What I meant was that they (mostly) showed a (mostly) nude woman in a bed, and I don't want to think of my mom naked. I'll be playing my guitar if anyone needs me.

You think of your mother when you see someone naked? Hon.. That's not something you tell people in a public board.. much less something to be proud of. Where do you live? the south? :?:

we did not want to see them jesae

[Sean]

jesus will save you...

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

What I meant was that they (mostly) showed a (mostly) nude woman in a bed, and I don't want to think of my mom naked. I'll be playing my guitar if anyone needs me.

You think of your mother when you see someone naked? Hon.. That's not something you tell people in a public board.. much less something to be proud of. Where do you live? the south? :?:

ROFLMAO!!!! I was so thinking that, like Oregon or something.

Like Sean said, "Jesus will save you"

Edit to correctly put what Tijay said.

[Edited on 1-24-2004 by Lalana]

[Mint]

Originally posted by The Edine
we did not want to see them jesae

He is using reverse psychology, dont fall for it! Step away from the digital camera.

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Lalana
I'm not a mother. Kids are assholes.

Im 15.. Thats a kid... Im hurt! :(

[Shari]

Originally posted by Mint

Originally posted by The Edine
we did not want to see them jesae

He is using reverse psychology, dont fall for it! Step away from the digital camera.

Hehe!

[Sean]

way to sabotage our thread mint.. and i thought you were down tsk tsk

[Mint]

Originally posted by Tijay
way to sabotage our thread mint.. and i thought you were down tsk tsk

I am doing everything I can to sabotage this thread and get the man boob one back on top but it is a losing proposition. Partly because I have posted here WAY more than there...hmm :moon:

My little happy face is mooning you! That is so cool.

And I just noticed my avatar is fixed! Hip hip hooray Kranar!



[Edited on 1-24-2004 by Mint]

[Edited on 1-24-2004 by Mint]

[Overlord]

I have yet to view breasts....lmfao

they were up but quickly removed

[Hulkein]

I agree with peam, disappointing thread since they got removed.. got my hopes up :o

[Edited on 1-26-2004 by Hulkein]