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Durgrimst
10-10-2008, 06:34 AM
"I don't remember shit about World War 1, but I think it's because they never made a good video game about it."
Nieninque
10-10-2008, 06:53 AM
I thought it was supposed to be funny?
Durgrimst
10-10-2008, 07:01 AM
It made me laugh
Nieninque
10-10-2008, 07:07 AM
That's not the same thing.
radamanthys
10-10-2008, 07:15 AM
Wow. Someone contract diphtheria this morning? It was at least moderately funny.
Nieninque
10-10-2008, 07:29 AM
Not really. Not even mildly.
radamanthys
10-10-2008, 07:36 AM
"I don't have sex with girls who are my friends"

-Nikki (Who is going to kill me now)
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-10-2008, 07:39 AM
"There was that one time at that gay bar where I woke up in a wedding dress with a size 47 poop chute and some biker guy pissing on me.."

- Brad (ha.)
radamanthys
10-10-2008, 07:41 AM
And a bad taste in my mouth. What a night that was...
NocturnalRob
10-10-2008, 08:21 AM
And a bad taste in my mouth. What a night that was...

no more cosmos for you!
radamanthys
10-10-2008, 08:26 AM
They were appletinis, man. Appletinis.
NocturnalRob
10-10-2008, 08:32 AM
They were appletinis, man. Appletinis.

hahaha...sorry, it was hard to see with all the bear-like men surrounding you.
radamanthys
10-10-2008, 08:46 AM
http://www.gaycityusa.com/images/rbowbear.gif

(gotta love google image search)
Moist Happenings
10-10-2008, 12:37 PM
This was more of a you had to be there moment than anything else, but I'll try to accentuate why. For starters, the italics are done in a high pitched cheese-like voice. That's right. A cheese-like voice. In response to an inquiry regarding the desire to have a piece of a cheese wheel:

"Oh yes, the cheese calls to me. 'Eat me, eat me.' it'll say. 'I'm so delicious.'. Oh but you must realize that the cheese is LYING. Cheese is the father of all lies, and the mother of lactose intolerance. Ooooohhhhh, Ahhhhh, that's how it all starts out, but later I don't poop for a week, and there's groaning, and screaming. So no, I don't want a piece of the cheese wheel. REMOVE THIS DEVILISH TEMPATION FROM MY SIGHT"

Proud of the fact that A) it incorporates a Jurassic Park quote, B) the entire tirade was performed loudly in front of many angry customers, and C) it was come up with on the spot simply as a reaction to devil cheese.