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Moist Happenings
10-10-2008, 02:26 AM
Perverts

Speaking of which, I am inclined to create this thread. I don't know why. It probably has something to do with the beer.

Ground Rules: Submissions must be in the form of a TELEVISION actor/actress (No, I don't know why.). Doesn't have to currently be jailbait, however, he or she must have been jailbait when you first said "I'd tap that."

Edited to add the eligibility for actors, since I only stated actresses. Of course I intended this to start with, just didn't state it. Can't count out female posters, or Drew. (I don't even think you LIKE Rugby, DREW)

With that said, here is my submission:

Renee Olstead - Still Standing.

http://www.goceleb.biz/nues/R/ReneeOlstead/ReneeOlstead_200711210755ReneeOlstead502.jpg
radamanthys
10-10-2008, 02:32 AM
Hayden Panettiere- Heroes

http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/hayden_panettiere_coldfusion_fan.jpg
Sean of the Thread
10-10-2008, 02:32 AM
miley cyrus
Sean of the Thread
10-10-2008, 02:33 AM
Hayden Panettiere- Heroes

http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/hayden_panettiere_coldfusion_fan.jpg

Did that bitch have a C-section?
radamanthys
10-10-2008, 02:34 AM
Hope so. C-Section scars are hot.


Kiddin.
Drew
10-10-2008, 02:37 AM
That's clearly the sign from Heroes.
diethx
10-10-2008, 02:37 AM
Lucky from General Hospital. Doesn't matter that I was jailbait at the time too, right? :D

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n59/Hollarious/Jonathan.jpg
Drew
10-10-2008, 02:38 AM
Webster
http://timstvshowcase.com/webster1.jpg
Sean of the Thread
10-10-2008, 02:48 AM
hahahahah
Moist Happenings
10-10-2008, 02:48 AM
Webster
http://timstvshowcase.com/webster1.jpg

Crap. Is it too late to change my vote?
Tisket
10-10-2008, 03:36 AM
Lucky from General Hospital. Doesn't matter that I was jailbait at the time too, right? :D

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n59/Hollarious/Jonathan.jpg


Why do all the men you like look like women?
Solkern
10-10-2008, 04:47 AM
Webster
http://timstvshowcase.com/webster1.jpg

fucking win
diethx
10-10-2008, 03:05 PM
Why do all the men you like look like women?

Because your eyes don't work properly? (Oh and I don't like him anymore, but I did when he was jailbait.)
Skeeter
10-10-2008, 03:25 PM
Melissa Joan Hart from her Clarissa Explains it All days.

http://clarissa.hmc.com.hk/na_na/This%20Is%20What%20Na%20Na%20Means%20-%20front%20cover.jpg
crazymage
10-10-2008, 04:02 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_Sow6HQdmrAE/R3ZgOuAehoI/AAAAAAAAAws/RERIO3jW_vg/s320/Michelle-Trachtenberg-photo.jpg

From buffy, not sure she was jailbait but she played jailbait!
Hips
10-10-2008, 04:07 PM
http://i30.tinypic.com/2ufrdsg.jpg

Stephanie from Lazytown.
Drew2
10-10-2008, 04:30 PM
That show is so annoying. My little cousin watches that shit every single morning.

That guy in the blue spandex shit is kinda fucking hot though. I'd rock his little floating blimp thing with him if he wanted.

That little girl is cute as hell though you're right. With the pink hair though, her real hair is lame.
thefarmer
10-10-2008, 04:33 PM
http://i30.tinypic.com/2ufrdsg.jpg

Stephanie from Lazytown.

Icky!

Edit: My daughter used to watch that show. It was horrible.
Solkern
10-10-2008, 04:34 PM
Not sure if she was jailbait, but she did play a jailbait roll
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/PhoebeCates.jpg
Drew2
10-10-2008, 04:34 PM
But look how cute she is!

http://www.epicure.demon.co.uk/stephanie.jpg
Allereli
10-10-2008, 04:35 PM
Icky!


I find this whole thread icky
Gan
10-10-2008, 04:45 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_Sow6HQdmrAE/R3ZgOuAehoI/AAAAAAAAAws/RERIO3jW_vg/s320/Michelle-Trachtenberg-photo.jpg

From buffy, not sure she was jailbait but she played jailbait!
OMFG yes. She was hot.


Not sure if she was jailbait, but she did play a jailbait roll
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/PhoebeCates.jpg
rawr


But look how cute she is!

http://www.epicure.demon.co.uk/stephanie.jpg
No comment. (Yes my son watches Lazytown).
Gan
10-10-2008, 04:49 PM
I'm such a geek. I like Kim Possible because she reminds me of a girlfriend from highschool.

http://www.theworldaccordingtokimpossible.com/pics/self/w-kim-possible-self-bottom2a.gif
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-10-2008, 04:58 PM
I find this whole thread icky

Pretty much.
Sean of the Thread
10-10-2008, 05:16 PM
Tee hee.
diethx
10-10-2008, 05:19 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_Sow6HQdmrAE/R3ZgOuAehoI/AAAAAAAAAws/RERIO3jW_vg/s320/Michelle-Trachtenberg-photo.jpg

From buffy, not sure she was jailbait but she played jailbait!

She's absolutely gorgeous now. And I :heart: Dawn... when she's not having one of her whiny teenage screaming bitchfits.


http://i30.tinypic.com/2ufrdsg.jpg

Stephanie from Lazytown.

Ick, she looks like she's 12! That's a little TOO jailbaity to think of as hot, no?
Euler
10-10-2008, 06:00 PM
tough one, she is was jail bait when filmed, but collecting social security when I watched the re-runs....

http://www.vukutu.com/blog/wp-content/annette-funicello.jpg
Celephais
10-10-2008, 06:45 PM
http://www.voices.com/blog/uploaded_images/blues-clues-interactivevoices-blog-774456.jpg
Blue is a chick... and probably only like 4.
crazymage
10-10-2008, 06:49 PM
Someone whos smoking now is Soleil Moon Frey.
Euler
10-10-2008, 07:14 PM
punky was always hot.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-10-2008, 08:53 PM
OMG THE OLSENS ON FULL HOUSE.

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1153055/article_images/attackoftheolsentwins.jpg
DeV
10-10-2008, 09:19 PM
That's about as pedorific as it gets, Narc!
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-10-2008, 09:27 PM
That's about as pedorific as it gets, Narc!

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/751/pedoolsensfz9.png
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-10-2008, 09:30 PM
Not so fast, Celephais.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9031/notsofastdy4.png
Drew
10-10-2008, 09:33 PM
Not so fast, Celephais.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9031/notsofastdy4.png

LOL, busted!
Drew
10-10-2008, 09:40 PM
I'm probably the only person other than PB to watch this show as a kid, one of the local stations played it all the time but no one my age has ever heard of it. Anyway, the pink girl from the Bugaloos

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/bugalbum-1.jpg
Some Rogue
10-10-2008, 10:04 PM
http://www.pedobearpics.com/pedobear/pedo_bear31.jpg (http://www.pedobearpics.com)
Gan
10-10-2008, 10:19 PM
I'm probably the only person other than PB to watch this show as a kid, one of the local stations played it all the time but no one my age has ever heard of it. Anyway, the pink girl from the Bugaloos

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/bugalbum-1.jpg

LOL, I watched that show. I can still sing the song.

"the bugaloos, the bugaloos, we're in the air and everywhere. Flying high, flying free, flying happy? as a summer breeze...."

:(

That makes me very sad.
Trouble
10-10-2008, 10:24 PM
"the bugaloos, the bugaloos, we're in the air and everywhere. Flying high, flying free, flying happy? as a summer breeze...."

Ah yeah, I remember that song, but I have no memory of that picture.
Methais
10-10-2008, 10:30 PM
Why has nobody mentioned that chick from Harry Potter?

http://www.hermionegrangerswand.com/images/hermione.jpg
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00009510.jpg
diethx
10-10-2008, 10:34 PM
What TV show was she on?
Bobmuhthol
10-10-2008, 10:35 PM
Harry Potter has appeared on television. Being on a series wasn't specified.
Methais
10-10-2008, 10:37 PM
What TV show was she on?

When you put Harry Potter in your DVD player, you're watching it on your television.
diethx
10-10-2008, 10:40 PM
I'm pretty sure he meant a television SHOW actor. If i'm wrong, let him correct me.
Some Rogue
10-10-2008, 10:40 PM
When you put Harry Potter in your DVD player, you're a homo.

Fixed.
Brattt8525
10-10-2008, 10:43 PM
...Ground Rules: Submissions must be in the form of a TELEVISION actor/actress ...
Kuyuk
10-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Is this thread borderline illegal?
Skeeter
10-10-2008, 10:49 PM
You all loved Saved by the Bell. Don't lie.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh320/shithawk666/kellykapowski.jpg
diethx
10-10-2008, 10:51 PM
You all loved Saved by the Bell. Don't lie.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh320/shithawk666/kellykapowski.jpg

I didn't have a crush on her but I totally wanted to be her.
Tsa`ah
10-10-2008, 10:52 PM
Guys wanted her, girls (and Drew) wanted to be her.
diethx
10-10-2008, 10:52 PM
Surprised no one's mentioned her yet:

http://kellybundy.punt.nl/upload/kop/Image-24.jpg
Methais
10-10-2008, 11:35 PM
Surprised no one's mentioned her yet:

http://www.bundyology.com/sfg/703k.jpg

Fixed because your post FAILED.

And yeah, I wanted to marry her during the 90s. I probably still would if I had the chance. She was my perfect woman.
BriarFox
10-10-2008, 11:42 PM
Tiffany Amber Thiessen, definitely. Though, I don't know if she was, actually, jailbait. I certainly was, though, so it would have been totally legal. Too bad her career never went anywhere.
diethx
10-10-2008, 11:45 PM
Fixed because your post FAILED.

WTF happened to that link?!?! The pic showed up when I posted it. Now it doesn't even show a blank box with a red x. How lame.
AestheticDeath
10-10-2008, 11:46 PM
Not sure if she was jailbait, but she did play a jailbait roll
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/PhoebeCates.jpg

She was jailbate up until 1980... Which means she was perfectly legal by the time I was born, not to mention by the time I saw her topless!


She is quoted as saying "I was only 17 when I did my nude scenes in Paradise. Er? How'd they get away with that?
Dwarven Empath
10-10-2008, 11:46 PM
Um Wow.
Methais
10-10-2008, 11:50 PM
lmao @ your avatar
crazymage
10-10-2008, 11:51 PM
She was jailbate up until 1980... Which means she was perfectly legal by the time I was born, not to mention by the time I saw her topless!

Er? How'd they get away with that?

European laws are different, Kiera Knightly is topless in 'The Hole' and I believe she was 16-17 during the filming.
Methais
10-10-2008, 11:56 PM
What was the name of that movie where Brooke Shields went full frontal when she was like 13-14 or whatever it was?

I couldn't find a postable pic, so I'm posting this instead because her legs look like 840 miles long.

http://www.nelsonguirado.com/media/blogs/asymmetric/shields.gif
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-10-2008, 11:57 PM
Continuing with my pedolicious pedobear theme, even though she wasn't on a TV show (that I know of).

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/afwed6.jpg

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3605/ricciut0.png
Methais
10-10-2008, 11:59 PM
I used to wanna bang DJ Tanner from Full House too.

And to be on topic, here's a scary looking pic of the Olsen twins.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/375795443_a74765ab64_o.jpg
Athgo
10-11-2008, 12:09 AM
http://usuarios.lycos.es/vikito/Cory_Topanga.jpg

Always had a thing for Topanga growing up. :shrug:
SolitareConfinement
10-11-2008, 12:30 AM
What was the name of that movie where Brooke Shields went full frontal when she was like 13-14 or whatever it was?



blue lagoon
Moist Happenings
10-11-2008, 12:40 AM
What was the name of that movie where Brooke Shields went full frontal when she was like 13-14 or whatever it was?

I couldn't find a postable pic, so I'm posting this instead because her legs look like 840 miles long.

http://www.nelsonguirado.com/media/blogs/asymmetric/shields.gif

The Blue Lagoon was the movie. Was one of my sister's favorites growing up.

Also Hermione is DISqualified for not fitting the criteria laid out! (Or I would have posted her myself)

Christina Ricci can stay. She did a television show before she was in movies briefly, but, uh, she was like 10, so yuck.
Celephais
10-11-2008, 10:24 AM
Not so fast, Celephais.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9031/notsofastdy4.png
Haha, I deleted it because when I posted it I read "Pedorific" as "Pedofilic" ... When I re-read it I realized it didn't need any defense :)

How did you know I had deleted it, and still have a screenshot of my post? Or do you screenshot all my posts? I'm going to assume that.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-11-2008, 10:40 AM
Haha, I deleted it because when I posted it I read "Pedorific" as "Pedofilic" ... When I re-read it I realized it didn't need any defense :)

How did you know I had deleted it, and still have a screenshot of my post? Or do you screenshot all my posts? I'm going to assume that.

I have a habit of always clicking my "reply" to open in a new tab.

This is actually a habit I picked up at another forum where new people make stupid drama-filled threads (i.e. MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME AND GAVE ME AIDS AND THEN BEAT ME, BUT HE SAYS HE LOVES ME. IS THIS NORMAL?) and then delete them when it inevitably spirals into everyone else posting along the lines of why the OP is being retarded. This is mostly annoying when you spend a while writing out a legit response to try and offer advice, only to post and get the message "This thread does not exist".

So as long as I open the reply in a new tab, I have the old thread still open, and if I get the "deleted" message then I copy and paste what I have from the thread in the other tab and then re-post it. After this point, helpful posting stops and people flame the offender until they leave. Very self-moderating.

This was probably more explanation than you wanted. Sorry!
Keller
10-11-2008, 12:02 PM
You all loved Saved by the Bell. Don't lie.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh320/shithawk666/kellykapowski.jpg

This brings back all the shame of touching myself in middle school.

Did that cross the line?
Solkern
10-11-2008, 12:06 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/yeah.jpg
thefarmer
10-11-2008, 12:10 PM
http://blog.nocomasmierda.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/pedobear_boxtrap5yu.jpg
Solkern
10-11-2008, 12:10 PM
http://blog.nocomasmierda.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/pedobear_boxtrap5yu.jpg

ROFL that is wrong, on SO many levels, but so damn funny
Some Rogue
10-11-2008, 01:08 PM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/poster72476009.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/poster72476009.jpg)
Moist Happenings
10-11-2008, 02:18 PM
Pssht.

http://www.freewebs.com/thepraetorianguard/jailbait.jpg
Skeeter
10-11-2008, 05:20 PM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/2/f/d2f50d79c7eff5cb985b3b76a5b67a1e.jpg
Solkern
10-11-2008, 05:33 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/Silleck/jail.jpg
thefarmer
10-11-2008, 10:22 PM
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/reverse-jailbait.jpg
Drew
10-11-2008, 11:45 PM
I can play at this game (and not poorly like TheFarmer).


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/jailbaitcrop.jpg
Drew
10-11-2008, 11:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/playdumb.jpg
Some Rogue
10-12-2008, 12:32 AM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/Chris-hansen-masturbating.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/Chris-hansen-masturbating.jpg)
Kuyuk
10-12-2008, 01:59 AM
lol
Sean of the Thread
10-12-2008, 02:07 AM
Haha Some Rogue wins.
Moist Happenings
10-12-2008, 02:13 AM
Haha. Agreed.
Sean of the Thread
10-12-2008, 02:16 AM
Word

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/22/Hanson_Word.jpg
Sean of the Thread
10-12-2008, 02:28 AM
hahah TABOR BUSTED and not for falsifying voter registration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBlyAxdvBfo
Methais
10-12-2008, 01:32 PM
hahah TABOR BUSTED and not for falsifying voter registration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBlyAxdvBfo

Chris Hansen busts Stephen Colbert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI6reXHyEFM
Methais
10-12-2008, 01:33 PM
(i.e. MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME AND GAVE ME AIDS AND THEN BEAT ME, BUT HE SAYS HE LOVES ME. IS THIS NORMAL?)

http://www.meikathon.net/roflmao/facepalm4.jpg
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-12-2008, 01:38 PM
http://www.meikathon.net/roflmao/facepalm4.jpg

Exactly.
Clove
10-12-2008, 01:52 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/520/1175879494jailbait9dx7.jpg
Skeeter
10-12-2008, 11:45 PM
http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p420/AirCav_58D/Awesome.jpg