Solomon's lack of a sense of humor.

[That Jay]

http://www.play.net/forums/messages.asp?forum=102&category=12&topic=33&message=1

(posted by Simu Solomon)

You're online and looking for something to do.

You have a great idea for a little event, plot, or storyline, but you need folks to help out.

That's what the "Right Now" Roleplaying topic is all about.

Want to go on a "treasure hunt" in the wilds around Solhaven? Post here!

Are you a highwayman in need of a victim...or are you a victim in need of a highwayman? Post here!

Or do you just want to head to Icemule and have some In-Character folks to keep you company? Post here!

This topic is for the advertisement and planning of these "spur-of-the-moment" events and storylines that you want to make happen...right now.

Enjoy!

[NocturnalRob]

so if i'm really looking to enjoy a roast beef sandwich, who should i contact?

[That Jay]

To which I posted the below response (that he promptly yanked it for being off-topic):

SDEM (Dhenar), 405 YOA, FS WLTM (west side of Dragonspine) BBW (height-weight appropriate, NO HALFLINGS) ISO LTR, into Marlu and clog dancing.

:)

[AnticorRifling]

so if i'm really looking to enjoy a roast beef sandwich, who should i contact?

Emislity.

[NocturnalRob]

Emislity.

damnit, AR. You know I demand the photo. DEMAND IT!! DO IT!

[waywardgs]

so what's wrong with this?

[CrystalTears]

Great idea. Use the forum, an OOC tool, to find roleplaying opportunities in the game the lazy way. Awesome.

Is this their way of saying that roleplaying sucks and you have to beg for it to find it or something?

Their priorities are out of whack over there.

I'm a little cynical with the Simu staff today, can you tell?

[nub]

Emislity.

So what's up with people dissing Emislity? What is the story behind it?

I remember her from a long time ago, and one day she whispers me saying she is going to kill me because I stole something from her (which we ended up figuring everything out, and someone just randomly through my name out there and she got back from someone else whatever it was that was stolen).

But I do remember her sending me some weird pics back when I was in college...

[Allereli]

I'm a little cynical with the Simu staff today, can you tell?

yeah, me too:

https://www.play.net/forums/messages.asp?forum=102&category=8&topic=3&low=42533&high=42565&page=1

[CrystalTears]

Yeah that was the thread that pissed me off today.

[AnticorRifling]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/monireath/meat-curtain-showering-girl.jpg

[Allereli]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/monireath/meat-curtain-showering-girl.jpg

If I weren't out of reputation to give out, I'd give you +1

[NocturnalRob]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/monireath/meat-curtain-showering-girl.jpg

i want those curtains immediately.

[Some Rogue]

i want those curtains immediately.

Are you expressing your tranny desires?

[NocturnalRob]

Are you expressing your tranny desires?

no. my sense of humor and my intent to shower.

you should try it sometime.

[Drew]

i want those curtains immediately.



I can put you in touch with one of my ex girlfriends :(

[NocturnalRob]

I can put you in touch with one of my ex girlfriends :(

1) gross
2) i hope you turned her out and this wasn't a pre-existing condition.

[AnticorRifling]

1) gross
2) i hope you turned her out and this wasn't a pre-existing condition.
Yeah right, you know his girlfriend was like "Hotdog this is hallway you're cleared for your final approach."

[Drew]

Yeah right, you know his girlfriend was like "Hotdog this is hallway you're cleared for your final approach."


Motherfucker. It's not the size of the airplane that matters, it's how you land the plane.

[NocturnalRob]

Yeah right, you know his girlfriend was like "Hotdog this is hallway you're cleared for your final approach."

as many times as i hear variations of that saying...i never get sick of it.

[NocturnalRob]

Motherfucker. It's not the size of the airplane that matters, it's how you land the plane.

says the pilot of the bumble bee:

http://members.cox.net/robinstarr/

[Drew]

LOL

[Sean of the Thread]

so if i'm really looking to enjoy a roast beef sandwich, who should i contact?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/motivator242260.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/motivator242260.jpg

winner winner, roast beef dinner. thank ya kindly, sean. it only took 20-some posts.

[AnticorRifling]

I have that pic saved but I liked my shower curtain find better.

[That Jay]

I think Solomon hid my post because he secretly hates clog dancers.

My one chance at true Gemstone love and *pfft*, gone.

[BigWorm]

Yeah right, you know his girlfriend was like "Hotdog this is hallway you're cleared for your final approach."
:rofl:

[Xeromist]

Are you a highwayman in need of a victim...or are you a victim in need of a highwayman? Post here!


Something about that just doesn't sit right. Sounds more like something you'd read in a bizarre Craigslist personal.