View Full Version : Esquire names 'Sexiest Woman Alive'...blegh
Allereli
10-07-2008, 03:48 PM
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Alongside a photo spread that shows her in little more than a T-shirt, Halle Berry talks about being the sexiest woman alive, a title Esquire magazine gives her in its November issue.
"I don't know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I'll take it," says Berry, who gave birth to her daughter, Nahla, in March.
"Sexiness is a state of mind -- a comfortable state of being," she says. "It's about loving yourself in your most unlovable moments."
But Berry, who won an Oscar for her role in "Monster's Ball," can't claim the sexiest-woman honor all to herself.
"I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment," she says.
Halle Berry is the definition of crazy bitch.
AnticorRifling
10-07-2008, 03:51 PM
I'd nom nom that like a homo in a hot dog factory.
Anticor is correct, AS USUAL.
And what's crazy got to do with it anyway?! If that were a disqualifier the pickings would be slimmer than a supermodel on the South Beach diet.
Allereli
10-07-2008, 04:17 PM
I just remember the year she won the oscar, and her retarded interviews. The crazy nullifies the sexiness, IMO. Plus she was a horrible Bond girl and ruined Pierce Brosnan's run.
NocturnalRob
10-07-2008, 04:17 PM
"I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment."
blah blah blah...
AnticorRifling
10-07-2008, 04:24 PM
The crazy nullifies the sexiness, IMO. You're high.
Ignot
10-07-2008, 04:24 PM
i disagree, i think craziness adds to the sexuality. At least at first, but only because crazy bitches are easier to bang.
CrystalTears
10-07-2008, 04:26 PM
I just remember the year she won the oscar, and her retarded interviews. The crazy nullifies the sexiness, IMO. Plus she was a horrible Bond girl and ruined Pierce Brosnan's run.Okay so you don't like her personality or points of view. Lucky for her, people (or should I say men) don't care about any of that to validate sexiness. She IS sexy.
Ashliana
10-07-2008, 04:27 PM
She's definitely gorgeous. I thought she pulled off a wonderful Storm, even if she's a bit too small/small-boned for the role.
Allereli
10-07-2008, 04:29 PM
Okay so you don't like her personality or points of view. Lucky for her, people (or should I say men) don't care about any of that to validate sexiness. She IS sexy.
Yes, I post from my point of view, a heterosexual woman. To me, she's not sexy, and doesn't represent someone I would want to be. Sexiness goes way beyond looks.
CrystalTears
10-07-2008, 04:31 PM
Yes and it's a MAN'S magazine. She's obviously what men like.
NocturnalRob
10-07-2008, 04:31 PM
meh. i wouldn't fuck her. but that's mostly because i can't get the monster's ball scene out of my head and her having billy bob's face in her cooch.
Allereli
10-07-2008, 04:32 PM
Yes and it's a MAN'S magazine. She's obviously what men like.
If crazy is what men really want, I'm staying single. It's not just that she was put on the list, she was put at the top of the list.
I'd nom nom that like a homo in a hot dog factory.
bingo
Numbers
10-07-2008, 06:56 PM
CATWOMAN
'nuff said
Allereli
10-07-2008, 06:58 PM
CATWOMAN
'nuff said
for sexy? or complete and utter disaster?
Michelle Pfieffer pwns Halle as catwoman
Skeeter
10-07-2008, 09:31 PM
But, she's Black!?!
diethx
10-07-2008, 09:36 PM
ffs, who cares how crazy she is. She's hot, and that's what this list is about. All the guys spanking it to her picture in Esquire don't have to hear her talk.
Gelston
10-07-2008, 09:46 PM
She is hot, but I don't think she is the sexiest woman alive, or even close.
Sean of the Thread
10-07-2008, 09:54 PM
Salma Hayek
/thread
diethx
10-07-2008, 09:55 PM
She is hot, but I don't think she is the sexiest woman alive, or even close.
Ditto, but not cuz she's crazy. Just cuz I can think of lots of women I find sexier.
Gelston
10-07-2008, 09:56 PM
Ditto, but not cuz she's crazy. Just cuz I can think of lots of women I find sexier.
Exactly.
Kitsun
10-07-2008, 09:56 PM
I thought she was fucking awful as Storm and Black Cat. She doesn't make my top 10.
SHAFT
10-08-2008, 03:42 PM
Meagan Fox is the hottest chick alive.
The funny thing about celeb women is that you can walk down Melrose Ave. or walk through a major college campus and see better looking women than a lot of the celebs. Hell, drive through Costa Mesa or Newport Beach. Unreal.
NocturnalRob
10-08-2008, 03:53 PM
Meagan Fox is the hottest chick alive.
wrong
ElanthianSiren
10-08-2008, 03:58 PM
Meh I don't find her that hot, but to each their own. I definitely wouldn't call her the sexiest woman alive though she has the attitude for it. I wouldn't put her in ranks with Adriana Lima though.
Allereli
10-08-2008, 04:00 PM
wrong
so who is?
NocturnalRob
10-08-2008, 04:01 PM
so who is?
whoever's left at the bar at 3am
AnticorRifling
10-08-2008, 04:02 PM
I've wanted to swap dna with Danielle Fishel. She still ranks high on my list, damn my impressionable youth!
NocturnalRob
10-08-2008, 04:03 PM
I've wanted to swap dna with Danielle Fishel. She still ranks high on my list, damn my impressionable youth!
gross
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/danielle_fishel.jpg
AnticorRifling
10-08-2008, 04:04 PM
I still would/wood/whatever.
NocturnalRob
10-08-2008, 04:05 PM
don't do it, man. you've got your whole life ahead of you!
CrystalTears
10-08-2008, 04:06 PM
gross
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/danielle_fishel.jpg
What did you do? Go out of your way to find her worst picture?
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/24/1224_danielle_fishel_dui_00-thumb-450x675.jpg
Some Rogue
10-08-2008, 04:07 PM
don't do it, man. you've got your whole life ahead of you!
No he doesn't. He's married with twins.
NocturnalRob
10-08-2008, 04:08 PM
No he doesn't. He's married with twins.
good point. in that case, go for it. tame the beast.
Allereli
10-08-2008, 04:13 PM
What did you do? Go out of your way to find her worst picture?
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/24/1224_danielle_fishel_dui_00-thumb-450x675.jpg
Does she have wax lips?
NocturnalRob
10-08-2008, 04:15 PM
What did you do? Go out of your way to find her worst picture?
did you? she is beat regardless.
RichardCranium
10-08-2008, 05:18 PM
For the record, my wife is the sexiest woman alive.
Methais
10-08-2008, 05:25 PM
"I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment," she says.
O RLY?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/YOSOL/Fatuglymyspacechicks.png
Nieninque
10-08-2008, 05:26 PM
WHy would they name her "Blegh"?
And how do you pronounce that?
NocturnalRob
10-08-2008, 05:26 PM
that is scary
diethx
10-08-2008, 06:50 PM
WTF is with that bitch's cheeks? I mean yeah the rest is gross but WTF she's like a really giant ugly chipmunk.
Crazy Bard
10-08-2008, 07:09 PM
Megan Fox
/thread
Some Rogue
10-08-2008, 07:24 PM
WTF is with that bitch's cheeks? I mean yeah the rest is gross but WTF she's like a really giant ugly chipmunk.
You see that bunny on her shirt? Wanna guess where the rest of it is?
SolitareConfinement
10-08-2008, 07:26 PM
Sarah Roemer from disturbia mhmmm
Stretch
10-08-2008, 07:50 PM
Brooke Burke plz
Miss Ismurii
10-08-2008, 08:10 PM
I'd make mad crazy love with Halle Berry.
Tisket
10-09-2008, 01:21 AM
For the record, my wife is the sexiest woman alive.
So does she read the PC regularly?
Xeromist
10-09-2008, 02:59 AM
I just remember the year she won the oscar, and her retarded interviews. The crazy nullifies the sexiness, IMO. Plus she was a horrible Bond girl and ruined Pierce Brosnan's run.
I dunno...Denise Richards made a pretty horrible bond girl in my opinion. I felt bad watching Pierce Brosnan having to act while she blandly recited her lines next to him.
Allereli
10-09-2008, 03:04 AM
I dunno...Denise Richards made a pretty horrible bond girl in my opinion. I felt bad watching Pierce Brosnan having to act while she blandly recited her lines next to him.
yeah she was terrible, too. Michelle Yeoh kicked ass
SHAFT
10-09-2008, 03:56 AM
Actually, Scarlett Johansson is better than Megan Fox and Halle Berry. Everyone for that matter. Even you.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e93/paulgermain/scarlett_johannson__November_2006_A.jpg
NocturnalRob
10-09-2008, 06:00 AM
i tend to agree here. i want to make fake babies with that girl. hell, even real babies.
RichardCranium
10-09-2008, 11:24 AM
So does she read the PC regularly?
Nah, I really feel like I lucked out and married the sexiest woman I have ever seen.
Sheri Moon Zombie really does something for me. I don't know what it is.
Allereli
10-09-2008, 11:26 AM
Actually, Scarlett Johansson is better than Megan Fox and Halle Berry. Everyone for that matter. Even you.
Yeah, I'd trade places with her.
AnticorRifling
10-09-2008, 11:27 AM
Actually, Scarlett Johansson is better than Megan Fox and Halle Berry. Everyone for that matter. Even you.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e93/paulgermain/scarlett_johannson__November_2006_A.jpg I'd drink her bathwater.
NocturnalRob
10-09-2008, 11:38 AM
I'd drink her bathwater.
i'd have sex with her.
AnticorRifling
10-09-2008, 11:40 AM
i'd have sex with her. Well she's breathing and has all the right entry points, of course you would.
NocturnalRob
10-09-2008, 11:41 AM
Well she's breathing and has all the right entry points, of course you would.
yes. i will have sex with any female. thank you for pointing that out.
I'm partial to Aishwarya Rai. Mmm mm mm.
AnticorRifling
10-09-2008, 11:46 AM
You mean this chick?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA&feature=related
May or may not be Aishwarya Rai...
NocturnalRob
10-09-2008, 11:49 AM
eh, that's a far cry from Benny Lava.
AnticorRifling
10-09-2008, 11:50 AM
Yeah but it still makes me laugh.
You mean this chick?
I mean a sexy piece of ass with neverending good looks.
AnticorRifling
10-09-2008, 12:01 PM
Bea Arthur, gotcha.
NocturnalRob
10-09-2008, 12:04 PM
Bea Arthur, gotcha.
that fucking saucy minx...
NocturnalRob
10-09-2008, 12:05 PM
I've wanted to swap dna with Danielle Fishel. She still ranks high on my list, damn my impressionable youth!
profess your undying love: http://www.bustedtees.com/bangatopanga
AnticorRifling
10-09-2008, 01:22 PM
That is fucking awesome!
SHAFT
10-09-2008, 03:56 PM
I mean a sexy piece of ass with neverending good looks.
Suddenly I'm hungry for curry.
AnticorRifling
10-09-2008, 04:01 PM
Suddenly I'm hungry for tim curry.
You sick bastard.
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/PENNYROYAL_XTEA/TimCurry/ballrm.jpg
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-09-2008, 05:19 PM
I'm partial to Aishwarya Rai. Mmm mm mm.
Yes plz.
SHAFT
10-09-2008, 11:15 PM
You sick bastard.
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/PENNYROYAL_XTEA/TimCurry/ballrm.jpg
That's terribly disgusting. Look at the inner thigh hair. That chick needs to shave.
profess your undying love: http://www.bustedtees.com/bangatopanga
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /moviesdb/images/boymeetsworld-topanga.jpg on this server.
I went looking for a picture...that server error made me feel dirtier then I have ever felt in my life.
Allereli
10-09-2008, 11:34 PM
http://7.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/2/d/bustedtees.e0368572dc52b04c0da5c22dc97a94d4.jpg
Oh yah I was looking for a picture of the old topanga to remind myself what she looked like...thats why I felt dirty when the server rejected me. I saw the T-Shirt.
diethx
10-09-2008, 11:46 PM
That's terribly disgusting. Look at the inner thigh hair. That chick needs to shave.
You're kidding right?
NocturnalRob
10-10-2008, 12:03 AM
i don't think he is.
that's a dude...
and you can deny it as much as you want, but you thought that was a chick.
RichardCranium
10-10-2008, 12:07 AM
Tim Curry is the MAN.
diethx
10-10-2008, 12:11 AM
and you can deny it as much as you want, but you thought that was a chick.
Uh, no. RHPS is one of my favorite movies of all time. I know all the songs by heart. And half the dialogue.
And I totally used to have a crush on Tim Curry (which I will admit is kinda weird since i'm straight and not into guys in drag).
NocturnalRob
10-10-2008, 12:13 AM
Uh, no. RHPS is one of my favorite movies of all time. I know all the songs by heart. And half the dialogue.
And I totally used to have a crush on Tim Curry (which I will admit is kinda weird since i'm straight and not into guys in drag).
not you, hun. shaft.
clearly that's tim curry.
diethx
10-10-2008, 12:16 AM
Oh, my bad. I MISUNDERSTOOD.
diethx
10-10-2008, 12:17 AM
Oh also, I love how he noticed the thigh hair but totally missed the bushes in his pits.
NocturnalRob
10-10-2008, 12:24 AM
that's because he automatically looks at the ding-dong. he's drawn to it like a magnet
Allereli
10-10-2008, 12:35 AM
fixing it
NocturnalRob
10-10-2008, 12:36 AM
i'll fix you
SHAFT
10-10-2008, 11:08 PM
Sarcasm is lost on you huh rob? I have a bridge I'd like to sell to you as well. I'll hook you up homey.
SHAFT
10-10-2008, 11:10 PM
Oh also, I love how he noticed the thigh hair but totally missed the bushes in his pits.
I like the all natural ladies. What's a little arm pit fuzz? Not like I have to put my mouth there or anything.
Allereli
10-10-2008, 11:14 PM
Sarcasm is lost on you huh rob? I have a bridge I'd like to sell to you as well. I'll hook you up homey.
what post are you replying to?
http://7.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/2/d/bustedtees.e0368572dc52b04c0da5c22dc97a94d4.jpg
It's weird seeing Jake on the busted tees site, but he's always wearing the shirts on Jake and Amir episodes.
SHAFT
10-11-2008, 01:20 AM
what post are you replying to?
quiet you
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-11-2008, 01:53 AM
I like the all natural ladies. What's a little arm pit fuzz? Not like I have to put my mouth there or anything.
Ew.
:/
Liagala
10-11-2008, 02:02 AM
I like the all natural ladies. What's a little arm pit fuzz? Not like I have to put my mouth there or anything.
Please tell me this is more of that sarcasm. Eww.
SHAFT
10-11-2008, 02:30 AM
Ew.
:/
Haha! So if I ever meet you Narc you won't have a mouthful of armpit hair for me? ;)
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-11-2008, 03:14 AM
Haha! So if I ever meet you Narc you won't have a mouthful of armpit hair for me? ;)
That would be negatory on the arm pit hair.
Ugh.
PS: The woman in your avatar pic is hot as hell.
SHAFT
10-11-2008, 03:20 AM
That would be negatory on the arm pit hair.
Ugh.
PS: The woman in your avatar pic is hot as hell.
I know! I was like daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmn! I support Obama and big tits, how can you go wrong?
Tisket
10-11-2008, 03:24 AM
I wonder if PB could get it up for her. That "Obama 08" might be a deal breaker...
SHAFT
10-11-2008, 03:32 AM
Fuck PB.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-11-2008, 03:34 AM
I wonder if PB could get it up for her. That "Obama 08" might be a deal breaker...
Even without the Obama part I doubt PB could get it up without the help of a pill.
Some Rogue
10-11-2008, 03:40 AM
cuz he likes da mens.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-11-2008, 03:41 AM
cuz he likes da Ashliana.
Exactly.
Stanley Burrell
10-11-2008, 03:48 AM
Chun Li.
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