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Allereli
10-06-2008, 12:24 AM
Post your fortune cookie fortunes, good or dumb, add the "in bed" part if it makes it better.

"You will take a chance in something in near future"
Sean of the Thread
10-06-2008, 12:29 AM
"You will take a chance in something in near future in bed"

Anal?
Stretch
10-06-2008, 12:35 AM
I read somewhere that like 90% of all fortunes in those things are written by a 25 year old Chinese American woman in California
Mighty Nikkisaurus
10-06-2008, 01:02 AM
I've made misfortune cookies for people.. basically fortune cookies with mean/bad predictions. Some that I have used:

"Relax. No matter how hard you try, everyone will still think you're an idiot!"

"Something you thought you lost was actually stolen from you, and you'll never get it back."

"You will soon inherit some money, and lose most of it to taxes."
diethx
10-06-2008, 01:52 AM
"If you are still hungry, have another fortune cookie."

I got that one a few years ago.
ElanthianSiren
10-06-2008, 12:12 PM
I got one that said "Good fortune will cum your way". Have a pic of it on my old comp.
Audriana
10-06-2008, 12:18 PM
Most of the 'fortune' cookies I get these days aren't fortunes at all. It's like, "You're special and people know it"... where's the fortune?
Bokertal
10-06-2008, 12:47 PM
I got one that read "In thirty days something special will happen", thirty days from that day was Fathers Day. Nothing happened. BooHoo.
Some Rogue
10-06-2008, 12:48 PM
I got one that read "In thirty days something special will happen", thirty days from that day was Fathers Day. Nothing happened. BooHoo.

Depends on your viewpoint on that one. :D
Sean of the Thread
10-06-2008, 12:50 PM
Mine said "Kick your wife in the stomach now"

Best cookie ever.
Bokertal
10-06-2008, 12:52 PM
I got one that read "In thirty days something special will happen", thirty days from that day was Fathers Day. Nothing happened. BooHoo.



Depends on your viewpoint on that one. :D

I suppose you're right, my wife could of gone all Lorena Bobbit on me.
DeV
10-06-2008, 01:00 PM
Flattery will go far tonight. In bed.
SayGoodbye
10-06-2008, 01:13 PM
I used to collect all the funny ones I got and included them in scrapbooks/photo albums.

A couple of my favorites I got when I was out with friends. One person got "A pleasant surprise is in store for you" and the person next to them got "Give a kiss to the person next to you".
Sean of the Thread
10-06-2008, 01:20 PM
You know how I know you're gay?
Allereli
10-22-2008, 10:01 PM
Your next interview will result in a job...in bed
Moist Happenings
10-22-2008, 10:03 PM
One time I got one that said: "You will eat a cookie."

It came true.
Methais
10-22-2008, 10:33 PM
http://muse.linuxmafia.org/lost+found/fortune_cookie.jpg
B2
10-22-2008, 10:53 PM
Don't forget your 2000 census!
Amber
10-22-2008, 11:57 PM
You will do something unusual tomorrow.