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Tisket
09-30-2008, 01:20 PM
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/cowwoman.png


Woman Arrested While Wearing Cow Suit
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 11:58 AM

A Middletown woman was arrested after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic - all while wearing a cow suit.

Police said 32-year-old Michelle Allen was chasing children while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening.

Allen also reported urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to her home where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic.

The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.

I want that costume dammit.

edit: http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2008/09/30/cow_suit_arrest.html?sid=102
Gan
09-30-2008, 01:28 PM
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/cowwoman.png



I want that costume dammit.

edit: http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2008/09/30/cow_suit_arrest.html?sid=102

You might want to wash it a few times.
Some Rogue
09-30-2008, 01:35 PM
Well, I was gonna post a cow costume pic but after googling Cow and woman, I am sufficiently disturbed enough not to post any of those. :(
Zarli
09-30-2008, 01:43 PM
ew..
Tisket
09-30-2008, 01:43 PM
You might want to wash it a few times.

Oh good point. I only want a cow costume decorated with my own urine.

And lol @ SR being pwn'd by google image search. haha
Daniel
09-30-2008, 01:51 PM
Well, I was gonna post a cow costume pic but after googling Cow and woman, I am sufficiently disturbed enough not to post any of those. :(

roffle
Stanley Burrell
09-30-2008, 04:18 PM
COW WOMAN NO!
Allereli
09-30-2008, 04:23 PM
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/cowwoman.png



I want that costume dammit.

LOL my friend has that costume

edit: I bet hers has a big plastic udder, too
Tea & Strumpets
09-30-2008, 04:27 PM
That's awesome. People amaze me.
Some Rogue
09-30-2008, 04:37 PM
FINE! YOU YOU MADE ME DO THIS.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/953373558_c0a1bf42f5.jpg
CrystalTears
09-30-2008, 04:40 PM
FINE! YOU YOU MADE ME DO THIS.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/953373558_c0a1bf42f5.jpg
I fucking hate you. The IM wasn't enough, it needed to be said here too. Fucker.
Some Rogue
09-30-2008, 04:41 PM
The IM wasn't enough..

Shhh, that was private time!