Any hot PC womenz in the CT area within 30 minutes or so driving-distance fellate me?

[Stanley Burrell]

I had some stuff happen to the boat on wheels today. I'm trying not to make people do the thing where they lie still for the rest of their physical existences simply because I happen to bludgen them with a lead pipe.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7659/imag0005editeduv9.jpg

Thanks, PM me.

[radamanthys]

Oh, jeeze. I can comisserate. When it's light out, I'll show the damage to my 2000 Caravan.


That shit won't just make the baby jesus cry... it'll make the raptor jesus cry. And when raptor jesus cries, he kills people.

[Stanley Burrell]

I was closer than I ever have been, in my entire life, to leaving fist marks in the side of a car. Geico might notice that though. That and copious amounts of ejac'.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This happened to my high school car (a jeep) in the student parking lot. It's really sucky.

The worst though was that my dad went ape shit and screamed at me for like 10 minutes when he saw it, before calming down enough for me to explain that it happened while I was not IN or NEAR the car.

[Tisket]

I was closer than I ever have been, in my entire life, to leaving fist marks in the side of a car. Geico might notice that though.

Jeez, you'd think, of all the insurance agencies out there, they'd be at least a little understanding about someone going all caveman on their car...

[Parkbandit]

I bet your parents are PISSED you stole their truck and fucked it up.

[AnticorRifling]

I was closer than I ever have been, in my entire life, to leaving fist marks in the side of a car. Geico might notice that though. That and copious amounts of ejac'.

Show them your iguana, get a discount.

[crazymage]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/search/ers/?query=w4m

[AnticorRifling]

For only 100 roses she'll paint your car.

[ViridianAsp]

Jeez, you'd think, of all the insurance agencies out there, they'd be at least a little understanding about someone going all caveman on their car...

ROFL, what I'm the only one who got that?

[crazymage]

ROFL, what I'm the only one who got that?

We all got it, We're still pissed at her for not posting boobs.

[ViridianAsp]

We all got it, We're still pissed at her for not posting boobs.

STILL? Damn, you guys sure hold a grudge.

[Stanley Burrell]

Jeez, you'd think, of all the insurance agencies out there, they'd be at least a little understanding about someone going all caveman on their car...


Show them your iguana, get a discount.

We. Are the punniness.


http://hartford.craigslist.org/search/ers/?query=w4m

+1000000 on-topic bonus points, too.

<<I bet your parents are PISSED you stole their truck and fucked it up.>>

I don't think my mom was too happy that I put a sign on my roadboat, yet waited five hours to call the insurance company.

"Did you call Geico yet?!" -- "No..."

"And all you've done is put a fucking sign on it?!" -- "Okay. I'm going to go call Geico now."

They covered me and it's barely a dent in my insurance. How, I don't actually know. I didn't even pretend to be a lawyer over the phone.

All I know is I have work and school later, and I really, really, really-really-really, really, italicized really, hope the sun sets earlier. Which is I pray to Ra: Sun God of Heliopolis.



I hope no one cool or important is staring at me.

[ELO]

I hope no one cool or important is staring at me.

I miss my mom.

[Sean]

You wont know the dent on your insurance until you reup next cycle.

[Stanley Burrell]

You wont know the dent on your insurance until you reup next cycle.

This is my first ever use of my insurance on my car. I honestly don't understand how the only thing I'm paying for out of my pocket will be the money on the rental. Something does seem ...a little too kind there, you're right.

Next time I just flatten the bitch who's on her cell phone. Arrrrrgh. I don't even mean that, I'll probably just fling into drive again and scrape the side of the car.

People are supposed to be a danger to your automobile when they're talking on a cell phone in another automobile -- Not fucking strolling along in back of my car as I'm in reverse, finessing a spot.

I will never think no one is too stupid to walk in back of an automotive vehicle in reverse. Ugh, now I have school, work was already bad enough. I wore a pair of sunglasses, but I don't think it made people see the damage less.

Feck shite arse.

[Sean]

Are you getting it repaired or just leaving it?

[Stanley Burrell]

Are you getting it repaired or just leaving it?

Assessed and repaired the same "day." Which is :wtf:, cosidering I'll have a rental. What the hell?

[Stanley Burrell]

Have to bounce. I hope no one cool or important is staring at me and that my lungs aren't filling up with sand and cigarette butts, bai.

[ELO]

I hope no one cool or important is staring at me and that my lungs aren't filling up with sand and cigarette butts, bai.

I miss video games.

[Allereli]

Just the title of this thread makes me really happy I don't live in CT anymore

[LMingrone]

WTF Stanley? How the hell am I going to do a wood-grain vinyl wrap on that thing now? Damn you!

[Stanley Burrell]

WTF Stanley? How the hell am I going to do a wood-grain vinyl wrap on that thing now? Damn you!

Shoot.

Maybe there's still time. That'd be the perfect solution to cover all that unsightly what-you-call-it.

Dude. How much to cover the entire shell of the car with vinyl wrap? Maybe including the windows. How's the gf/life/etc./call me bitch.

[Stanley Burrell]

Just the title of this thread makes me really happy I don't live in CT anymore

Fucking gloat about it off-whitey.

[Sean of the Thread]

WTF Stanley? How the hell am I going to do a wood-grain vinyl wrap on that thing now? Damn you!

Easy. Just goto Home Depot and get some wood grain wallpaper. Duh.