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Stretch
09-29-2008, 07:15 PM
Something at work happened today that reminded me of one of my most traumatic memories from my first year of college.

I stopped by a co-worker's office today to brief her on an urgent data issue. Said co-worker is a director in her late 20s, and one of those rare "stars" that got fast tracked early in her career. About two minutes into my update, I caught a faint whiff of something that stopped me mid-sentence. Holy mother of god. I almost looked around the room to see if the paint had suddenly started peeling. Having shared a communal bathroom with a dozen guys in college, I thought I could more or less laugh off any smell emitted from one's body, but this was beyond epic.

I'm completely perplexed at how something like this could have happened, and how something this foul could come from a petite European woman who looked like a porcelain doll. Her eyes met mine for a moment, and then her entire face went crimson. I stared at her until she cleared her throat, before dazedly mumbling out the rest of what I went in to say and rushing off to my next meeting.

I don't think I can act like nothing happened. I feel more awkward now than if I had groped her in the hallway. Jesus Christ, what a stench. If I had to compare it to something, I swear it would be like watching The Ring.

Khariz
09-29-2008, 07:40 PM
I LOLed.

diethx
09-29-2008, 08:36 PM
Me too.

Methais
09-29-2008, 08:39 PM
The only thing you can do to get rid of the awkwardness is to repay the favor and even the score. I'm sure she'll understand, if for no other reason than out of fear you'll tell the office about the atrocity she's capable of.

Also, find out if she eats a lot of curry.

Gan
09-29-2008, 08:43 PM
http://www.e-potpourri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/designer-gas-masks-from-diddo-velema-2.jpg

Fashion conscious too. (Luis Vuitton shown)

http://www.e-potpourri.com/index.php/2008/04/09/designer-gas-masks-from-diddo-velema-with-gucci-and-luis-vuitton-look-cool-come-the-apocalypse/

PS. Load her fucking cushion or crop dust her cubicle one day after a big lunch of chili or beans.

Sean of the Thread
09-29-2008, 10:00 PM
You should have said "mmmmMM I love your perfume... what is it?"

Skeeter
09-29-2008, 10:13 PM
You should've been all, "Bitch I can't believe you just crop dusted me." Would've broke the tension.