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[Shalla]

What turns you on? :smilegrin:

Have you ever had an encounter with a boyfriend/girlfriend, one last shag with an ex.. a one steamy one night stand.. etc? No need the details on what happened.. but how it LED to that. What turned you on. :thumbsup:

[Mint]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
What turns you on? :smilegrin:


Chocolate

[Shalla]

Chocolate turns you on? :blink:

[CrystalTears]

All I'm going to say is: Fondue. :D

[HarmNone]

Heh. Chocolate fondue and a rather large, awesomely handsome Swiss gentleman in Zermatt....

HarmNone does not blush! :blush:

[Shalla]

What's a fonduuee?

[Souzy]

Chocolate and fondue, mmyes *drools*

Turn ons...I have to think about that one. :D

[HarmNone]

Mmm...fondue is usually made with cheese, melted in a fondue pot and kept warm, into which one dunks bits of bread, or apple. Fondue can also be made with warm chocolate. Yup. It can. :D

HarmNone

[Xcalibur]

A little marmite, chocolate that was heat up to soften it, and you dip fruit in it.

Turn me on? bathing suit
one night stand :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Edited on 21-1-04 by Xcalibur]

I'm partial to Syrup myself :P

[Souzy]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Mmm...fondue is usually made with cheese, melted in a fondue pot and kept warm, into which one dunks bits of bread, or apple. Fondue can also be made with warm chocolate. Yup. It can. :D

HarmNone

Again, mmm...chocolate and fondue, mmyes. *makes my way to the kitchen* :P

[Edaarin]

I'm all for women in the kitchen. Good work ladies.

[Sean]

...

im not even gonna touch this one

[Shalla]

Originally posted by RangerD1
I'm partial to Syrup myself :P

He's serious you all. He was so turned on from that boy who was rubbing syrup all over himself from that website. :lol:

[Mint]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
Chocolate turns you on? :blink:

Cheap date, what can I say.
:lol:

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Edaarin
I'm all for women in the kitchen. Good work ladies.

I found this to be incredibly funny yet true. Whenever I'm in the kitchen, my fiance gets all hot and bothered and says, "I love when you're being domestic!" You men are too cute. :D

[Drew2]

Porn.

I'd rather have you all washing my clothes and cleaning my stuff. I can cook better than all of you.

[Shalla]

[i]Originally posted by CrystalTears

I found this to be incredibly funny yet true. Whenever I'm in the kitchen, my fiance gets all hot and bothered and says, "I love when you're being domestic!" You men are too cute. :D


Actually, that's true. There was a survey that most men find it a turn on when women are being domestic. They have the notion that, when women are doing so.. That they are in a way.. taking care of the neantherthal house men built.. and that they are taking care of "the man"

[Souzy]

Originally posted by CrystalTears

Originally posted by Edaarin
I'm all for women in the kitchen. Good work ladies.

I found this to be incredibly funny yet true. Whenever I'm in the kitchen, my fiance gets all hot and bothered and says, "I love when you're being
domestic!" You men are too cute. :D

Whoa, I'm with you there CT. I don't wanna steal your sunshine, but my ex-fiance did the same. Minus the domestic part. He use to just come over behind me, wrap his arms around me and kiss on my neck and tell me I look so cute in the kitchen. Bitch, all of you men. That's how men sucker us into staying in the kitchen! By making us feel all "special" if we're doing something in there. :flamed:

[edit: forgot to put "around" somewhere in there. Shalla caught the original quote though!]

[Edited on 1-21-2004 by Lalana]

[Shalla]

Well.. I have alot of turn on's. But. I like mechanics doing their thing...

Also.. uhmm.. Military guys.. Wearing a white shirt.. or nothing at all, military camouflage pants.. dog tag.. and boots. :lol: Been there done that.. but it still turns me on.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by RangerD1
I'd rather have you all washing my clothes and cleaning my stuff. I can cook better than all of you.

I doubt it. I can throw down. Suck on your syrup! :P

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Lalana
Whoa, I'm with you there CT. I don't wanna steal your sunshine, but my ex-fiance did the same. Minus the domestic part. He use to just come over behind me, wrap his arms me and kiss on my neck and tell me I look so cute in the kitchen. Bitch, all of you men. That's how men sucker us into staying in the kitchen! By making us feel all "special" if we're doing something in there. :flamed:

Bwaaahaha! That happened to me too.. Only difference is.. I'm not a good cook. Well I'm a good cook with a cook book. that's my motto. :lol:

[CrystalTears]

I have plenty of sunshine to go around, Lalana. ;)

As far as what turns me on, I would have to say back kisses. And of course the fondue as previously mentioned.


I'm still waiting for my Yugo Tsa'ah.

Me too, you lying sack of nicotene-ridden freak! :D

[Xcalibur]

But foudues are too.. hmm... direct. If the guy prepare a fondue and it takes 1 hour to take it then it's too obvious. It's so fun when the "turn on" is surprising, no?

:D

No, i challenge any of you girls to a cook off.

[CrystalTears]

The best kinds of turn-ons are the ones that creep up on you slowly. I don't like surprises.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by CrystalTears

I'm still waiting for my Yugo Tsa'ah.

Me too, you lying sack of nicotene-ridden freak! :D

We should post pic's of cigarette's for him. Lying bastard!

[Betheny]

Porn and dick is even better.

Poon, for you, Drew.

[Souzy]

Ok turn ons? Light touches, I love them.

[edited cos I posted the same thing twice]

[Edited on 1-21-2004 by Lalana]

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by RangerD1
No, i challenge any of you girls to a cook off.

Heh, what's this obsession with the cooking? No one is even questioning this, you silly man. A woman just being in the kitchen even so much as cleaning the oven turns some men on. Maybe it's the bending over. :D

[Shalla]

I just realized that my RL turn on is related to guys I even consider having a relationship with in game. They're all warriors. :blink:

[Shalla]

Originally posted by RangerD1
No, i challenge any of you girls to a cook off.

I'll make you one of those ramen.. hmmm.. in 2 minutes top!

Originally posted by CrystalTears

Originally posted by RangerD1
No, i challenge any of you girls to a cook off.

Heh, what's this obsession with the cooking? No one is even questioning this, you silly man. A woman just being in the kitchen even so much as cleaning the oven turns some men on. Maybe it's the bending over. :D

Souzy called me out and her ims are off so i can't berate her there.

[Edaarin]

Whew, looks like Tijay and I are off the hook then. Ranger's off rolling a newb warrior as we speak.

[Sean]

sou is a snuggle whore.

[Anebriated]

I don'tunderstand the people that mix food with sex... looks good in the movies, not in real life, i know what your thinking guys.... i like sex, i like food... NO!
If any guy ever tells you he wants to cover you head to toe in honey and lick it off inch by inch, he's never tried it before.... He starts the toes and by the time he get anywhere interesting your asleep and he's in a diabetic coma... and people forget that honey crystalizes... rrrrriiipppp don't worry hun its just like a bandaid rrrriiippp....

roflmao @ elrodin

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Whew, looks like Tijay and I are off the hook then. Ranger's off rolling a newb warrior as we speak.

I made a request from daniel that he apparently turned down. Until he does it, I won't be talking to him till the turn of the century when i've forgiven him.

[Drew2]

That's why you use chocolate syrup duh.

[Souzy]

My AIM is on, it's soooo on D! Bring it! *waves my spatula around*

Yes Sean, I'm guilty of that too :( I am a snuggle whore!

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Elrodin
I don'tunderstand the people that mix food with sex... looks good in the movies, not in real life, i know what your thinking guys.... i like sex, i like food... NO!
If any guy ever tells you he wants to cover you head to toe in honey and lick it off inch by inch, he's never tried it before.... He starts the toes and by the time he get anywhere interesting your asleep and he's in a diabetic coma... and people forget that honey crystalizes... rrrrriiipppp don't worry hun its just like a bandaid rrrriiippp....

that is soo wrong.. You don't necessarily have to cover the entire body.. just the right uumm places. There was this one time.. this guy I was dating dripped syrup all over you know what.. and I enjoyed it so much.

[Sean]

elrodin would bang a lady if she worked at pats..

[CrystalTears]

Yeah, like Shalla said, you use selective pouring.

Besides, we're mentioning turn-ons, and I don't have to be with anyone to not get turned on by chocolate.

Being fed turns me on too so I don't let friends do it, even so much as a chip.

[Anebriated]

Well its better than a Geno's lady...

[Shalla]

Ahaha.. I just had a picture of that friend's episode when brook shields was making out with joey's hand..

[Shari]

Let me see if I can get this all out in one post.

First, turn ons: That light-touch thing that someone was mentioning. Only whole-body while you're laying down, nekkid. And um...Anne Rice writes some really um...HOT sex novels that I will say nothing more about. Boys have their Playboy and I will have my Rice books.

Second, Green chile, cheese, and chicken enchilada casserole, rest of ya'll women would go DOWN in a cooking contest.

[Wezas]

From Seinfeld:

[George and Tara are in bed. George reaches out for a sandwich]

George: Oohoho...spicy mustard...woohoho, you're hot tonight!

Tara: Oh, George!

George: And now for the trifecta. [Picks up a hand held TV and gets back under the covers.]

Tara: George? George? What are you doing?! [Pulls the covers off. George is eating a sandwich and watching TV.]

George: Pleasuring you?

[peam]

Flexibility.

HOT!!!! Underwear.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by RangerD1
No, i challenge any of you girls to a cook off.

I can cook in any room of the house. <wink wink>

Vesi

[Xcalibur]

5'11+ ;)

[Overlord]

DId the whole chocolate syrup thing once...sept i was drunk and for some reason she decided to pour it on my chest...dunno why you'd want to lick my hairy chest lmfao

Not quite sure, what to put down for turn ons though... Women that know how and can use power tools. And can work on cars yet still be god damn sexy *Rubs his goatee* Is that asking the impossible? lmfao

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Overlord

Not quite sure, what to put down for turn ons though... Women that know how and can use power tools. And can work on cars yet still be god damn sexy *Rubs his goatee* Is that asking the impossible? lmfao

Do you have a pic with that goatee?

[Overlord]

Naw just the fuzz from a week ago getting a new cam but i'll probably have it shaved off by then. Thinking bout going bearded *shrug*

[Latrinsorm]

Women who can bench press more than me. Military press is ok, but leg press is right out.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Women who can bench press more than me. Military press is ok, but leg press is right out.

So you want them, umm...Chyna looking girls? :?:

[peam]

Originally posted by Lalana

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Women who can bench press more than me. Military press is ok, but leg press is right out.

So you want them, umm...Chyna looking girls? :?:

You have to keep in mind that he only benches about 40lbs.

[Weedmage Princess]

Chainsaws!

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Lalana
So you want them, umm...Chyna looking girls? :?:
Think Torrie Wilson when she first broke in (before she lost the muscle).

And Peam's right, I don't bench that much anyhow. (More than 40 though! :sniffle: ) :and so on:

[Edited on 1-22-2004 by Latrinsorm]

[Miss X]

Men who boss me around, there is something about powerfull men that drives me insane!

[Bobmuhthol]

<<(More than 40 though! )>>

Liar.

<-- benches 50 :(

[peam]

Originally posted by Miss X
Men who boss me around, there is something about powerfull men that drives me insane!

Woah. Where do I find women like you?

[Souzy]

Haha peam!!!! Oh man, I was going to say. I should've asked him how much he benches first. But still, if a girl can bench as much as you. That means she can prolly beat the crud out of you.

Bossy men suck.

[Miss X]

hehe, I have strange taste in men! I dunno, I just love when big strong men tell me what to do, its so hot! I don't mean all the time, just in umm certain situations....
Vx

[Xcalibur]

A real woman...

Men are dominant, it's in our nature!

Ice is cool, too.. hehe i did a pun!

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<(More than 40 though! )>>

Liar.

<-- benches 50 :(
There's this wonderful thing called puberty, Bob. Honest to God, you don't have to do a single push-up and you get about 30 times stronger. Just hope you're not too much of an ectomorph, and you'll do fine.

[HarmNone]

Heh. The man who decides he can boss me around will find himself dealing with the most recalcitrant female he has ever had the displeasure of meeting! :D

HarmNone does not take well to being told what to do, unless she is asking for advice

[peam]

HarmNone's the reason it's still legal to beat your wife in a few Virginia counties, provided it's on the courthouse steps and before 8PM.

[HarmNone]

Heh. He who tries, dies, peam. :D

HarmNone would kill the sucker dead!

[Shalla]

Originally posted by HarmNone

HarmNone does not take well to being told what to do, unless she is asking for advice

I sometimes like to be bad around bossy men, and then get punished. I get a kick out of it for some reason. :rolleyes:

shalla you gotta get rid of tha avatar, i swear i just about Responded to that yelling at X and calling him a fruit

[Shalla]

I know. He told me about it yesterday.. He said I should expect your whines anytime soon.. And here we have it. :smilegrin: What computer do you have? a commodore?

[Ravenstorm]

Reminds me of this one webstrip I read named Boy Meets Boy. That day's strip went something like this...

Steel handcuffs: $12.95

Leather body harness: $99.99

Having your boyfriend in dom mode: absolutely priceless.

Raven

[Edaarin]

Quiet, shy girls. If there is such a thing. Whenever I start seriously dating someone, that's when the facade melts and they go into psycho crazy ass bitch mode..hopin that's not the case this time..

naw just dialup
have a 2.4ghz pentum 4
so spead is not the issue
just the connection

[Wezas]

Originally posted by The Edine
naw just dialup
have a 2.4ghz pentum 4
so spead is not the issue
just the connection

Um, wha? Are you in the wrong thread?

[StrayRogue]

Stockings.

[Myshel]

Originally posted by RangerD1
No, i challenge any of you girls to a cook off.

You would sooooo lose in a cook off with me.. heh.

[Skirmisher]

Yah...got to know your limitations there D. Heheh.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Myshel

Originally posted by RangerD1
No, i challenge any of you girls to a cook off.

You would sooooo lose in a cook off with me.. heh.

You all lose. My 2 minute ramen is the bomb-diggity. :smilegrin:

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Overlord
DId the whole chocolate syrup thing once...sept i was drunk and for some reason she decided to pour it on my chest...dunno why you'd want to lick my hairy chest lmfao


Hairy chest is manly.. I love masculine men who are not the least bit effeminate.

[Jolena]

Ewww...definate turn off are men who have really hairy chests and back hair. Perhaps a tiny bit of hair on the chest is acceptable, but definately nothing more than sparce amounts. And absolutely NO back hair. I just get sick to my stomach if I think about back hair.

[Miss X]

I love the line of hair from the navel that goes down, men with dark hair and that line look super hot!
Vx

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Miss X
I love the line of hair from the navel that goes down, men with dark hair and that line look super hot!
Vx

I don't know about that happy trail thing, but men with dark hair, yeah. :thumbsup: I love dark features on men, LOVE IT!

Edited to say hairy chests suck. :thumbsdown:

[Edited on 1-23-2004 by Lalana]

[Jolena]

Ooo yummy, I have to agree on that one Miss X. Just..no chest hair or back hair.

[Shalla]

oOoo the navel is the best. Yes.. Hairy backs is a :nono: but chest hair in moderation is ok. But navel.. :drool:

[Jolena]

I don't know about you ladies, but a man who can sing is a huge turn on for me.. also confidence, intelligence and a good slow dancer.. both traditional and the freaky kind lol Okay I am giving out too much information!

[Shalla]

And guys should really trim it down there :rolleyes:

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Jolena
I don't know about you ladies, but a man who can sing is a huge turn on for me.. also confidence, intelligence and a good slow dancer.. both traditional and the freaky kind lol Okay I am giving out too much information!

OMG! Singing.. a few days ago, my friends and I went to a karaoke bar.. and my friend chris.. Who is cute.. but looks preppy and wears glasses.. All of a sudden we see him on stage.. and We were like.. What is he doing? Omg! and he dramatically took his glasses off.. and says "I can be your hero" and sings Enrique iglesias's Hero song.. and we were hooting and fell madly inlove with him.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
and he dramatically took his glasses off.. and says "I can be your hero" and sings Enrique iglesias's Hero song.. and we were hooting and fell madly inlove with him.
Whoever invented the "dramatic take off of glasses" move is a genius.

[Miss X]

Men who can sing and dance are very hot, I also love men who play guitar. I love watching bass players in action!
Also, I like men who have some meat on them, I like some skinny men but I prefer men who are a bit bulky. Doesnt have to be all buff, just big and strong.....
Vx

[Shalla]

[i]Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Whoever invented the "dramatic take off of glasses" move is a genius.


He did it on purpose. He couldn't see without it. He could only hear us shrieking like a school girl. but it worked.

[Edited on 1-23-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[Jolena]

Yeah I am not too attracted to skinny men.. I have dated a few but I prefer bulky men too. But.. not the muscly arnold schwartzenager types either. They scare me lol Oh and eye contact and smiles..I'm a sucker for a good smile. If a man has a really good smile and eyes that are expressive, I am a goner. Truly.

[Shalla]

I like big guys too.. not necessarily muscles. I love cuddling.. and well.. boney guys hurt me.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
I like big guys too.. not necessarily muscles. I love cuddling.. and well.. boney guys hurt me.

LMAO! I had to laugh at that one. I've never dated a boney guy. They was either chunky or really in shape. I prefer the squishy ones. :D

[Sean]

yay for fat dudes like me!

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tijay
yay for fat dudes like me!

Shuddap. I don't think your fat, and I've met you, ya punk! I just think chunky guys are more cuddly. So Shalla has a point there.

[Sean]

so im chunky then!? i feel so used for my cuddles?!

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tijay
so im chunky then!? i feel so used for my cuddles?!

Yes you was used for only cuddling. Then I threw you away like a piece of toilet paper. I'm a bitch. :(

[Shari]

Hehe, good luck with that, Edaarin.

I think what you need to look for, are sincerely nice, sweet girls. Because to me, being shy means not having the self-esteem to take charge or voice your opinion. Which over years of being walked all over is going to cause someone to snap eventually. And it's always the quiet ones that end up killing someone, chopping them into a million tiny pieces and feeding them to their pet goldfish.

Yes, you want a sincerely nice, sweet girl. And...I'm sure those exist. <blank stare>

[Mint]

Originally posted by Jesae
Hehe, good luck with that, Edaarin.

I think what you need to look for, are sincerely nice, sweet girls. Because to me, being shy means not having the self-esteem to take charge or voice your opinion. Which over years of being walked all over is going to cause someone to snap eventually. And it's always the quiet ones that end up killing someone, chopping them into a million tiny pieces and feeding them to their pet goldfish.

Yes, you want a sincerely nice, sweet girl. And...I'm sure those exist. <blank stare>

I am not a walk into a room and take charge kind of person so I guess I could be termed shy, however I am NOONE'S doormat. Thank you very much. And I own no goldfish LOL

[Myshel]

I got a card once that I thought was very telling on the what we look for when we are looking.
On the front of the card was this buff beautiful man, and it said "What we are looking for!"
On the inside was a average Joe and it said "Whats looking for us!"

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Mint
I am not a walk into a room and take charge kind of person so I guess I could be termed shy, however I am NOONE'S doormat. Thank you very much. And I own no goldfish LOL

Then again there is the opposite.

I often do walk into a room and take charge but I also am quite shy.

By grabbing the conversation and guiding it where I am more comfortable with I am able to talk less about myself and more about more innocuous topics.

Ah well, people are hard to read often is all so we can never quite be sure just what we are getting early on into a relationship. :spin:

[longshot]

I like girls that can't speak English.

When you're friends call, you can say whatever the hell you want, and never worry about them taking it the wrong way.

It's really quite amazing to say to your friend, "Is it okay if I fuck this one?" right in front of the girl's face. Major turn on...

Okay, okay...

On a serious note, a girl in a nice thong. If you can see the thong coming out from the top of her jeans, it's on.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Myshel
I got a card once that I thought was very telling on the what we look for when we are looking.
On the front of the card was this buff beautiful man, and it said "What we are looking for!"
On the inside was a average Joe and it said "Whats looking for us!"

There is some truth to that. I find that some if not majority of good looking men tend to go for the average looking girls who are very sweet and affectionate. I think the average guys tend to aim higher... for many reasons.. if not to prove to themselves and everybody else that they really can get women out of their league.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by longshot
I like girls that can't speak English.

When you're friends call, you can say whatever the hell you want, and never worry about them taking it the wrong way.
It's really quite amazing to say to your friend, "Is it okay if I fuck this one?" right in front of the girl's face. Major turn on...


Typical male.

If they're not fluent in English or any language I at the moment can't comprehend.. It's not going to work out. Been there, done that.. It's too awkward.

[longshot]

I was kidding...

I was serious about the thongs though.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Jesae
Yes, you want a sincerely nice, sweet girl. And...I'm sure those exist. <blank stare>

Hey. I exist. :smilegrin:

[Miss X]

Originally posted by longshot
I like girls that can't speak English.

When you're friends call, you can say whatever the hell you want, and never worry about them taking it the wrong way.

It's really quite amazing to say to your friend, "Is it okay if I fuck this one?" right in front of the girl's face. Major turn on...

Okay, okay...

On a serious note, a girl in a nice thong. If you can see the thong coming out from the top of her jeans, it's on.

hehe, I met this Italian guy once when I was on holiday and he hardly spoke a word of English, he was saying all this stuff to me in Italian and I was just nodding. It was really hot, and the night turned out to be extremely interesting! :smilegrin:

[Pierat]

My chocolate souffle will kick any of your dishes arses :)
Oh and yah about that thong thing, I really dont want to like it as much as I do... I really dont! I know its not important, and ive always been much more into personality and a girls face much more then any other physical traits, but dangit, they just drive us guys nuts, no fair! -Pierat

[Meos]

For some reason I'm instantly attracted to women from wisconsin, ya know... Squaws.

In fact now that I think about it it's any girl from anywhere north of chicago.

[Edited on 1-23-2004 by Meos]

[Overlord]

Not like im horrifically hairy or anything sheesh, furry scostman with little (almost none) back hair and fuzzy chest? lmfao Whoot for getting my new cell today and whoot some more for my new digital camera comming monday...be afraid

[Tsa`ah]

The better question would be "What doesn't turn you on?"

It's a much shorter list.

[Myshel]

Post your souffle recipe Pierat. I'll try it and let you know if it kicks.

[Pierat]

Oh its not the souffle recipe that kicks, its a pretty standard one that rocks, ahm just damn good at making it! lol... those things are annoying, I cant even watch mtv for some reason they always fall over...heh. Dont know if its the sounds or me not paying carefull enough attension :)

[Makkah]

<<...

im not even gonna touch this one
>>

That's what SHE said.


rht

[Nakiro]

What I Like - Honestly, Intergrity, Trusting, Confidence, Beauty, Intelligence, Composure, and Spontanuity.

What Gets Me Hard - Sexy Underwear, Surprises of the sexual nature (good ones), sexual creativity, public kissing (not long), butt grabs, some sexual aggression, and cooking.

BTW, I pwn you all in cooking.

Nakiro

[Jolena]

butt grabs.. lol maybe, butt patting..but grabs? nah not in public anyhow teehee

[Weedmage Princess]

A lot of different things do it for me at different times..but a constant has always been a man who smells good..i.e, cologne. Nothing like being next to a guy who smells really nice..I'm on their neck like white on rice.

[Fallen]

The females at the gym while they are on the arobic machines. I never been so captivated as when I see shapely girls giving it their all in the name of self improvement.

Female reproductive organs

[Souzy]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Female reproductive organs

Great! Let me e-mail you an ultra-sound of my ovaries. What's your e-mail again D? :yes:

[Snapp]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
A lot of different things do it for me at different times..but a constant has always been a man who smells good..i.e, cologne. Nothing like being next to a guy who smells really nice..I'm on their neck like white on rice.

I agree with the old lady. :thumbsup: A good smelling guy is a definite plus.

Originally posted by Lalana

Originally posted by RangerD1
Female reproductive organs

Great! Let me e-mail you an ultra-sound of my ovaries. What's your e-mail again D? :yes:

Act like you don't know

[Souzy]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Act like you don't know


That's why I'm asking you! Stop getting all hot and bothered over my ovaries and think with your other brain. :P

[SpunGirl]

Hm, OK, I know I missed this for the most part, but here's something cool that happened to me once.

There was a guy I met on a trip to Mexico with mutual friends. We got along- rather well- and while my head was still spinning from his "talents" (haha) he whispered a sort of joking phrase into my ear.

It's a semi-common enough phrase, and anytime anyone says it to me I blush, giggle, and totally go back to that exact moment. Guys, if you can ever do this to a girl, I swear she won't ever forget you.

-K

the fuck are you talking about.

[SpunGirl]

Heh.

-K

what phrase?

[SpunGirl]

No, that was omitted on purpose.

-K

[Pierat]

Oh come on, now you got us all interested! At "least" come up with a simular phrase, not that one, but one thats a sample of something it could have been to have the same effect!

I mean seriously. Thats the stupidest post i've seen in such a long time.

I think its hot when a girl does something sexual and then afterwards says something that made me so hot, and now i think of it all the time..


uh..okay..

I know what it is.

[Shalla]

I'm very curious.

Shalla: it was, wheres the syrup. :P

[SpunGirl]

Heh, well, you know how sometimes people say "How YOU doin'?" like that. I know it's silly, but that's it.

And plz do not send me 212093802934234 IMs because reading it has no effect on me, kthx.

-K

[Shalla]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Shalla: it was, wheres the syrup. :P

Better one would have been "Here cums the syrup" ahahah. :lol:

[crazymage]

<<Better one would have been "Here cums the syrup" ahahah.>>

And jessa calls me a perv.

[Sean]

...

[Shalla]

bwahahahahahaha. shaddup. :flamed:

[Shalla]

Anywayze.. Daniel.. I'm not online in AIM right now.. before you say anything.. I did not block you. <3

[Shalla]

Originally posted by crazymage
And jessa calls me a perv.

Hey.. the ones who talk about it.. are the ones not getting it. I'm really a prude and a half. :saint:

Sure sure.

[Shalla]

Sure sure wha? like I'm a prude? or me blocking you? Such a baby <3

I'm a Toys R us kid. I'll always be a baby

[Shalla]

Damnit. I just remembered I'm supposed to be mad st you. Anger On! Hmph! :mad:

:saint::saint::saint::saint:

[Overlord]

Just because i'm curious, but how many of you women would consider dating me should were you single and within a reasonable vicinity. If not mind telling me why the hell not? lol

[longshot]

I'm not a chick, and I don't live near you, but that last post could be as a reason why...

[HarmNone]

Heh. I would, Overlord, were I 20 or so years younger! A nice guy with a Scots accent telling tales of far away lands? Yeah, I could do that! :D

HarmNone

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Overlord
Just because i'm curious, but how many of you women would consider dating me should were you single and within a reasonable vicinity. If not mind telling me why the hell not? lol

WTF? I'd say that post alone would be a good enough why.

Edit: to add, Longshot beat me to it.

[Edited on 1-26-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[Drew2]

And I was going to let that one slide...

Good thing I'm not the only honest person here.

[Overlord]

lmfao Next time i'll refrain from posting drunken thoughts about bachelorhood.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Overlord
lmfao Next time i'll refrain from posting drunken thoughts about bachelorhood.
At least include pictures like Peam's.

[Drew2]

Nice defense mechanism there, Overlord. :thumbsup:

[Shalla]

I like it fun and risky.

[Wezas]

Fun and risky is one thing, but have you seen his avatar?

[Shalla]

No, for some reason I can't view avatars.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
No, for some reason I can't view avatars.

I would tell you, but my quote might end up in someone's sig.

Link to it: http://forums.euphnet.com/forum/images/avatars/18340979364008dc6686488.gif

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Wezas
ROFL HE HAS A RACCOON WITH BIG BALLS.


Nah, I'll be nice this time.

[Shalla]

Ahahahahha!!! Tayre you crack me up! That's hilarious.. and er disgusting. :lol:

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
No, for some reason I can't view avatars.

Edit your profile and click on the box under where your avatar is to turn them on.

[Scott]

Originally posted by CrystalTears

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
No, for some reason I can't view avatars.

Edit your profile and click on the box under where your avatar is to turn them on.

You know, since you screwed with the settings.... I think you should have to go into everyones profile and set it so they can view avatars. :P

They can turn them off if they want....

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Gemstone101]

[CrystalTears]

Gah! Now I have PROOF that you don't like me.

[Edaarin]

Why do IMs from me to people always end up in signatures?

[Shalla]

Because asian jokes are funny.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Why do IMs from me to people always end up in signatures?

Because you always make stupid comments? You are like a mini Asian Tayre.

EDIT: I could remove the AIM conversation and have the picture of you biting some guys nipple in my sig.... take your pick.

[Edited on 1-28-2004 by Gemstone101]

[Shalla]

Stargate84 (3:19:50 AM): You sure?
Mooshoo16 (3:20:00 AM): i think so.


That's priceless.

[Edaarin]

Ok, it's time to tell you all what only Tijay and a handful of other people know. I'm actually a 45 year old Mexican immigrant Continuing Education student named Pablo.

[Shalla]

I think mexicans are just as comical.

[CrystalTears]

So Edaarin is really a taco-bending, Asian-mimicking geezer? Wow.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Tayre

Originally posted by Wezas
ROFL HE HAS A RACCOON WITH BIG BALLS.


Nah, I'll be nice this time.

That's just rude, after the nice sig that I have praising you.

[Edaarin]

Still younger than you CT. Everyone knows that woman subtract 15 years from their age.

[CrystalTears]

And men add inches.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
And men add inches.

Jesus, that would almost put me in the negatives.

Almost.

[CrystalTears]

Heh, not 15, you goon. I meant in general.