I took a hot wing challenge again.

[Sean of the Thread]

But this was by far the hottest meanest mother fucking wings I've ever had and I've had plenty.

Wings were free and I got all I can drink free for the day/night. I actually put down 28 beers but seriously I've had three shits and they are INFUEGO.

Today however I am a champion. of some sorts I suppose.


*I did it in 8 minutes and they give you 15. I found out the record is 4:33 and now I gotta go beat that.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

seriously I've had three shits and they are INFUEGO.

:lol:

[Sean of the Thread]

I wish I could laugh with you on this matter but it's simply not possible at the moment.

Perhaps tomorrow.

[Methais]

5 stars.

[Sean of the Thread]

Holy shit I just pissed for the first time since I passed out and I FUCKING PISSED FIRE.


I haven't felt that kind of burn since college.


Holy shit.. err piss.

[Sean of the Thread]

And fuck you Methais. Everytime you post I have the urge to play SNES and watch garbage day clips. Dick.

[Furrowfoot]

Holy shit I just pissed for the first time since I passed out and I FUCKING PISSED FIRE.


I haven't felt that kind of burn since college.


Holy shit.. err piss.

I'll apologize in advance, but it has to be said...

That's not the wings.

[Methais]

And fuck you Methais. Everytime you post I have the urge to play SNES and watch garbage day clips. Dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xh7junyB2o

[Sean of the Thread]

I'll apologize in advance, but it has to be said...

That's not the wings.

If I was getting strange I would know it pal/gal. Or maybe I wouldn't...

Crazy fire watered up Seminole Indian was trying to club me on the head and take me home. I actually had to move to the other side of the bar and she came over and punched me for it... twice.

Don't fuck with Indians.. not the Alok Pinto kind.. fuck with those.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Holy shit I just pissed for the first time since I passed out and I FUCKING PISSED FIRE.


I haven't felt that kind of burn since college.


Holy shit.. err piss.

Isn't that called a kidney stone?!

[Sean of the Thread]

If kidney stone = the clap then sure it's a kidney stone.

[diethx]

Nah it's called gonorrhea.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xh7junyB2o

Lol no worries I have it bookmarked already.

However I can't help but look in the bargain bins at the stores for that movie every time I go. She's like "what are you digging for?" /shrug

[Sean of the Thread]

Nah it's called gonorrhea.

Even as the slut I am I've never once caught anything. And let me emphasize that I'm a slut.

I did catch crabs in 1995 from the wilderness (no pussy or ass involved) on maneuvers... you should have seen my face when I saw the the fuckers down there. I fucking freaked out and screamed like a bitch.

[iJin]

Nah it's called gonorrhea.

LMFAO.


Hhahahaha. Ow my fucking gut.

[diethx]

Even as the slut I am I've never once caught anything. And let me emphasize that I'm a slut.

I did catch crabs in 1995 from the wilderness (no pussy or ass involved) on maneuvers... you should have seen my face when I saw the the fuckers down there. I fucking freaked out and screamed like a bitch.

Hot wings so won't make your pee hurt, though.

[Sean of the Thread]

Trust me they sure the fuck did. However when I was a drunk zombie I may have touched the pee pee without washing after the wings o' doom. Not sure... but pretty sure. If that makes sense.

And that's never happened to me before so that's how w t f mate serious these wings are.

Was it worth 28 beers and a black out? I think so.

[Some Rogue]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjA4_HvzcBM

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjA4_HvzcBM

Win

[kookiegod]

Sean,

First, you a sick lil boy. Heh! And that is a compilment.

Two, if you did touch Mr Happy with your wing covered hands, you'd know it long before you actually took a whiz, the boys quickly absorb substances and you can burn fairly quickly. I know I once had some poison ivy, scratched when I should have known better and applied some ointment, and I was thinking amputation for a few minutes.

So dunno what it is, maybe just way too much got in your system, but the funniest thing I read today.

~Paul

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

If kidney stone = the clap then sure it's a kidney stone.

Glad to have that confirmed then <3]

PS All I got from your previous posts is that hot sauce somehow touched your PP. :(

[Sean of the Thread]

I still pissed habanero this morning. An eerie mix of habanero, PBR, natty ice and steel reserve.

I'm afraid to piss or shit again for a few days.

[Alfster]

If I was getting strange I would know it pal/gal. Or maybe I wouldn't...

Crazy fire watered up Seminole Indian was trying to club me on the head and take me home. I actually had to move to the other side of the bar and she came over and punched me for it... twice.

Don't fuck with Indians.. not the Alok Pinto kind.. fuck with those.

About 3 years ago I walked into a bar which happened to be on a reservation...Never in my life have I been so scared.

Me and my buddy were the only people in the bar that didn't have a knife...and the only white peole there. That fucking sucked, got the stare down from EVERYONE the second we walked in, I got the hell out of there fast.

Don't fuck with the res.

[Sean of the Thread]

I think the scariest moment in my bar history was when I stayed behind in the car to slam a few shots before going to the strip club and ran to catch up into the down stairs bar.... and the record screeched and the music stopped and every eye was on me. Then the music started playing again. I'm not making this shit up it was hilarious in hind sight but frightening at the moment. There were dudes doing helicopters with their cock in a sock and shit.

It took about 30 seconds before I realized I ran into the Blue Oyster. I never exited a situation faster than that. The strip club was upstairs.

[diethx]

I think the scariest moment in my bar history was when I stayed behind in the car to slam a few shots before going to the strip club and ran to catch up into the down stairs bar.... and the record screeched and the music stopped and every eye was on me. Then the music started playing again. I'm not making this shit up it was hilarious in hind sight but frightening at the moment. There were dudes doing helicopters with their cock in a sock and shit.

It took about 30 seconds before I realized I ran into the Blue Oyster. I never exited a situation faster than that. The strip club was upstairs.

I call bullshit. There were gay dudes watching other gay dudes rofflecopter their wangs and they stopped watching that to look at you? I call big hairy bullshit.

[NocturnalRob]

I call bullshit. There were gay dudes watching other gay dudes rofflecopter their wangs and they stopped watching that to look at you? I call big hairy bullshit.

this is the bullshit of all bullshit

[Sean of the Thread]

True story. I must have either been hot looking as hell (doubt it) or I wreaked of hetero.

[Some Rogue]

I think the bullshit part is that you went into a gay bar on "accident".

[Methais]

I think the scariest moment in my bar history was when I stayed behind in the car to slam a few shots before going to the strip club and ran to catch up into the down stairs bar.... and the record screeched and the music stopped and every eye was on me. Then the music started playing again. I'm not making this shit up it was hilarious in hind sight but frightening at the moment. There were dudes doing helicopters with their cock in a sock and shit.

It took about 30 seconds before I realized I ran into the Blue Oyster. I never exited a situation faster than that. The strip club was upstairs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbt-sx5MDc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpyQbz5O9s

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol thanks a lot.

[Bokertal]

OMG this is some funny shit right here.

I can confirm that if you eat enough atomic wings they DO burn when coming out. An old roommate of mine and I used to have wing nights where we tried to kill each other. He moved away so now when we find a new sauce we mail them to each other. The absolutely worst so far is called "Lawyers Breath", you can not eat it, its pure capsaicin. And of course the absolutely best is my own garlic roasted habanero.

[diethx]

I can confirm that if you eat enough atomic wings they DO burn when coming out.

You have atomic wings coming out of your penis? If so, then you have more serious problems than a burn when you pee.

[Sean of the Thread]

I just had my first piss that didn't burn for the record.

I may do this challenge once a week!

[Stanley Burrell]

OMG this is some funny shit right here.

I can confirm that if you eat enough atomic wings they DO burn when coming out.

......Thirded :(

I was taking over 5000 milligrams of Nature Made fish oils in a day and started urinating eau de sardine. It's super-H2O soluble, which allows you to piss cod. Try it.

[Moist Happenings]

......Thirded :(

I was taking over 5000 milligrams of Nature Made fish oils in a day and started urinating eau de sardine. It's super-H2O soluble, which allows you to piss cod. Try it.

Advice for those boys and girls who might try this at home:

If you have a cat, make sure it is not near you when you pee.

[Stanley Burrell]

Yeah, I forgot to mention that.

[Sean of the Thread]

errrr was thinking about doing this again Wednesday or Thursday.


Chef dies after eating 'super hot' chilli

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September 30, 2008 - 8:00AM

He apparently got into bed at 2.30am and started scratching all over. His girlfriend ... woke up and he had gone. It is incredible. Who would have thought he could have died from eating chilli sauce?

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An aspiring chef died after eating a "super hot" chilli sauce in a competition with his girlfriend's brother, an inquest in England has heard.

Andrew Lee, 33, challenged his girlfriend's brother to a contest on September 19 to see who could make and eat the hottest sauce, London's The Times reported.

The forklift driver from Edlington, West Yorkshire in England, made a tomato sauce with red chillies grown by his father, but after eating it suffered intense discomfort and itching.

Mr Lee went to bed and asked his girlfriend, Samantha Bailey, to scratch his back until he fell asleep.

When she woke in the morning he was dead, possibly after suffering a heart attack, The Guardian said.

Paramedics were called to the home but were unable to revive Mr Lee, who was lying on the floor, The Telegraph reported.

Toxicology tests will be conducted to establish if he suffered a reaction to the food. Mr Lee was in perfect health and just passed a medical examination at work, the inquest heard.

Mr Lee's sister, Claire Chadbourne, 29, said he took a jar of the sauce to his girlfriend's home and challenged her brother Michael, 29, to a competition to see who could eat it.

"Andrew just ate the chillies with a plate of Dolmio sauce. It was not a proper meal because he had already eaten lamb chops and potato mash after work," she said.

"He apparently got into bed at 2.30am and started scratching all over. His girlfriend ... woke up and he had gone. It is incredible. Who would have thought he could have died from eating chilli sauce?"

She said a post-mortem examination showed no heart problems.

"He loved cooking for his friends. He always said he wanted to be a chef but didn't want to start at the bottom."

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Crazy.

Though there are pepper oils available that you have to sign a waiver to buy (and be over 18) and you have to use gloves to handle.. you don't want any of that on your skin because just contact burns.