Fart Assault!

[Gan]

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.
http://media.graytvinc.com/images/JoseCruz.jpg
Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html
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I wonder if he was a fog beetle in disguise.

:lol:

[Nieninque]

Lame.

There was something in the paper here about some coppers in the West Country who stopped a bus and arrested some 50 year old bloke who flipped the bird at them. They have charged him with a public order offence which is likely to cost taxpayers thousands of pounds to prosecute.

There was also reports of the Police in london when people were protesting about the olympic flame, talling people to take off "Free Tibet" t-shirts.

The place is going down the shitter I tell you.

[Gan]

If he was going to get charged, least he could have done was sharted.

[Tea & Strumpets]

Both things are hilarious--the guy dopey enough to walk over and fart on the cop after being arrested for DUI, and that the cop added a battery charge.

[Methais]

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.
http://media.graytvinc.com/images/JoseCruz.jpg
Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html
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I wonder if he was a fog beetle in disguise.

:lol:

http://a2.vox.com/6a00b8ea067a51dece00fad68b5c0a0004-500pi

[AnticorRifling]

Had it been Goatse they would have gone for the death penalty.

[Methais]

I wonder what tubgirl would have gotten.

[AnticorRifling]

They would have thrown her a lemon party.

[Methais]

But girls aren't allowed at lemonparties.

[AnticorRifling]

The cops are throwing the party for her viewing pleasure. Please keep up.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

"The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong."

:lol:

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Monty_Python_Fart_in_your_General_Direction-T-link.jpg

[Gan]

Had it been Goatse they would have gone for the death penalty.

ROFL

[Methais]

I wanna know what would have happened if the guy released it as a slow silent fart instead of going all category 5 on the cop's leg.

Btw the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was that scene in Up In Smoke where the cop is like SOME ASSHOLE PISSED ON MY LEG!!!!!!!

[Gan]

DONT TAZE ME BRO!