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radamanthys
09-23-2008, 07:09 AM
http://www.puppybeef.com/

If anyone's interested.
NocturnalRob
09-23-2008, 09:04 AM
Waiting for Vinh to comment...
Drew
09-23-2008, 09:22 AM
I love to marinate Puppy Beef meats because the flavor is so good but I never remember to start in time for dinner. Any suggestions?

For this you must take a hint from the Koreans. To easily marinate, freeze the dog meat right in the marinade. Placed washed and dried pieces in a large plastic freezer bag and coat with enough dressing to cover. Place in freezer. When ready to use, thaw overnight in refrigerator. It marinates while thawing. For some good marinades and sauces, check our Recipes section.



Hah! Wish this was real.
Drew
09-23-2008, 09:26 AM
You know damn right you kick my dog!
Sean of the Thread
09-23-2008, 09:55 AM
YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT....you bastard.
Drew
09-23-2008, 09:59 AM
LOL. I would say great minds think alike but I worry what that means for me.
NocturnalRob
09-23-2008, 10:18 AM
Kerpal is the man.
NocturnalRob
09-23-2008, 10:20 AM
if anyone is in the dark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc

fucking hysterical
radamanthys
09-23-2008, 10:30 AM
From everything I can tell, the website is real.
Stanley Burrell
09-23-2008, 11:18 AM
DON'T LIE, YOU FUCKING GUY.
War Angel
09-23-2008, 11:37 AM
:(
Drew
09-23-2008, 11:51 AM
From everything I can tell, the website is real.



The cuts of meat they show and the pictures are from cows.
Stanley Burrell
09-23-2008, 11:54 AM
http://www.monkeyspit.net/sites/manatee/recipes.html
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-23-2008, 02:47 PM
It also is like a direct copy of the prank website manbeef.com (when it was still up).
The Ponzzz
09-23-2008, 02:51 PM
I have confirmation that someone set us up the bomb (this site is fake).
CrystalTears
09-23-2008, 02:53 PM
I was actually hoping one of you sick fuckers would try to order something, and if they got something back, try it out. I'd like to know what authentic hot dogs taste like. :D
radamanthys
09-23-2008, 02:55 PM
awww... that's too bad.

But people still eat puppies.

I took three years of Chinese in elementary school (Most awesome grant evar). One part was culture... one of the available books had a picture of a puppy butchery. Half skinned labrador puppies, and in-process... ugh. Fourth grade... still is burned into my skull.
The Ponzzz
09-23-2008, 03:21 PM
Yea, they used a lot of international facts to make the site look legit. But is is as real as the Blair Witch Project.
BigWorm
09-24-2008, 12:17 PM
I'm sure puppy would be delicious because all baby animals are especially yummy.
Whimsi
09-24-2008, 01:06 PM
I'd chow down on some puppy meat if I was hungry enough. But then again, I'd resort to cannibalism if it was necessary to survive. So none of you better get stranded with me somewhere.
BigWorm
09-24-2008, 01:15 PM
I'd chow down on some puppy meat if I was hungry enough. But then again, I'd resort to cannibalism if it was necessary to survive. So none of you better get stranded with me somewhere.

I know this is going to sound super fucked up, but I kind of wonder what human meat would taste like, though I'm not quite interested enough to go out and kill someone (yet).
NocturnalRob
09-24-2008, 01:16 PM
i think it would depend on the cut.
NocturnalRob
09-24-2008, 01:17 PM
"From all accounts, human meat is very sweet, in Vanuatu, they say that the flesh of a black man is sweet, whereas the flesh of a white man is really quite salty and stringy, they say it's not so nice."

Ripe, Cherry. Goodbye Culinary Cringe. St. Leonards, NSW, Australia: Allen & Unwin (A Rathdowne Book), 1993, p. 108.

so...there you go.
BigWorm
09-24-2008, 01:19 PM
oh fuck that sounds delicious