Kray's balls

[Carsyn]

Ack. Getting a vasectomy Friday. NOT looking forward to it. Then I gotta wear tighty-whiteys for a week. And they also asked me to shave my balls with a STRAIGHT RAZOR before coming in. Without going into too much detail about my balls (too late?), a straight razor is not going anywhere near them.

Anyone had a vasectomy before than can tell me how painless it is?

This has been a post about Carsyn's balls. Thank you for reading.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

[Bokertal]

I have not had one yet. Planning on it so i'll appreciate hearing about your experience. My brother in law had one done and he sat on a bag of frozen peas for a week.

[TheEschaton]

W.T.F.

[Gelston]

Is this for real?

[Some Rogue]

This is the definition of TMI.

[Allereli]

cant help but LOL

but if you're doing it so she doesn't have to get something done, I want to tell you that it's really cool to do that.

[diethx]

FFS use a condom.

[Carsyn]

FFS use a condom.

Condoms suck. Much rather get snipped.

BTW, me and the wife have zero kids, and want to keep it like that. She's over 30 and smokes, so doctor doesn't want her on hormones because of heart and cancer risks. She had the copper IUD, but had to get it removed. Tubal ligation is more invasive, costly, and risky. So that leaves vasectomy.

Yes, I know, WTF, TMI, but it's medical-related so I'm sticking by it.

I'll post a full review Friday afternoon if I can make it down the stairs.

Sitting on a bag of frozen peas for a week doesn't sound like fun. And he's not prescribing pain medicine for afterwards because he says most people don't need it (think I'll ask again). But you're not supposed to take blood thinners. So like I guess I'll be taking a half bottle of Tylenol every day to get to work.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

[Apathy]

Look on the bright side. Your sack will be smooth as an egg after shaving.

[Numbers]

Ohgodwhatdidijustdo.

I went to images.google.com to try to find a funny on-topic picture to put in this thread...

And the things I saw...

The things I saw...

Somebody please help me.

[Miss Ismurii]

^LMFAO You poor thing.

[Carsyn]

Ohgodwhatdidijustdo.

I went to images.google.com to try to find a funny on-topic picture to put in this thread...

And the things I saw...

The things I saw...

Somebody please help me.

YOUR NOT HELPING ME

[AestheticDeath]

Uh, after shaving you might be smooth, but unless you keep it up, your gonna get rubbed raw trying to let it grow back out... OK not quite, but it ain't fun.

[TheEschaton]

The thought of shaving my balls with a straight razor makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry.

[AestheticDeath]

Oh, try and get it done without a scalpel..
http://www.answers.com/topic/vasectomy

"No scalpel" vasectomies are gaining popularity. Instead of an incision, a small puncture is made into the scrotum. The vas deferens are cut and sealed in a manner similar to that described above. No stitches are necessary and the patient has less pain. Other advantages include less damage to the tissues, less bleeding, less risk of infection, and less discomfort after the procedure.

[Stanley Burrell]

Is this for real?

Dude: Anyone who's going to overtly let sharp metal objects permanently alter their genitalia has to have a stronger reason for doing it than our reasoning against it.

If I'm serious about donating my eyes, your logic and questioning pale in comparison to my seemingly out-there reasoning.

[diethx]

You do know that vasectomies can reverse themselves, right?

[Carsyn]

You do know that vasectomies can reverse themselves, right?

Well if you have a better idea then spit it out, I'm all ears. It's safer and more effective than tubal ligation and certainly more... fun... than condoms. We tried the IUD, and hormones aren't an option for her anymore.

Yeah, I've read tons and the chances are miniscule to say the least. But the doc I'm using says he's never seen it happen in any of his patients. And this guy's an old fogey and came highly recommended.

The only weird thing he's seen was a guy who had the vans deferens cut, clamped, and cauterized, and was still getting postive results in sperm tests. He said the guy must've had a microscopic vans deferens somewhere, but he was never able to locate it.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This thread had me very concerned since my boyfriend plays the character KRAYDAK. I did a double take upon reading the title and was like WHAT ABOUT HIS BALLS? IS THERE SOME FREAKY PORN FLOATING ABOUT I DONT KNOW ABOUT???

Alas, I am relieved.

[Numbers]

And this guy's an old fogey and came highly recommended.

<insert semen joke here>

[diethx]

Well if you have a better idea then spit it out

I already did.

[Allereli]

FFS use a condom.

I believe condoms have a much higher failure rate than a vasectomy

[Stanley Burrell]

I believe condoms have a much higher failure rate than a vasectomy

There's also,

"Swallow this birth control pill, slut."

I don't know what I mean by that.

[diethx]

Yeah, and you don't have to have your nuts snipped to use them.

[Moist Happenings]

I haven't had a vasectomy, but I have had surgery before. The only piece of advice I can offer is this: If you are not going to shave your balls, you better demand a female nurse. Why? Because if you don't shave 'em, they're gonna.

[Stanley Burrell]

I haven't had a vasectomy, but I have had surgery before. The only piece of advice I can offer is this: If you are not going to shave your balls, you better demand a female nurse. Why? Because if you don't do it, they're gonna.

Wow. That's like the best foreplay ever right before stabbing yourself in the vas deferens. You'se'a freak.

[Moist Happenings]

Wow. That's like the best foreplay ever right before stabbing yourself in the vas deferens. You'se'a freak.

What can I say? I'm kinky like that.

[Allereli]

There's also,

"Swallow this birth control pill, slut."

I don't know what I mean by that.

He already said she can't take them

[Stanley Burrell]

He already said she can't take them

She can, if she stops smoking over the age of 30. Of course, there is no reason why that should be addressed since she has to smoke like he has to get a vasectomyjesusfuckingchrist.

[Sean of the Thread]

Kiss your load goodbye.

[Paradii]

Just going to chime in and say this is when you know the human species has started to devolve when people are choosing to get this done.

[Stanley Burrell]

Just going to chime in and say this is when you know the human species has started to devolve when people are choosing to get this done.

Evolution is only met by passing on one's genes, so that's a pretty accurate statement when assessing the situation.

[Gelston]

Its not devolution though. Its keeping with the status quo.

[Stanley Burrell]

I just can't wait until something like condoms are invented within the next two or three centuries and we look back, appalled, at these weird invasive methods of contraception.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I don't get what the huge deal is with having this surgery.

If he doesn't want kids anymore and his partner has been the one primarily responsible in the past for making sure that doesn't happen, I think it's only fair that eventually the man steps up to the plate and does what he can. What's the point in being able to father a child still if you're sure you don't want to father a child-- it doesn't make you any less of a man.

In all seriousness, kudos to the OP for getting the snip. Hormonal BC is absolutely horrible and I think it's thoughtful of you to go this route to spare her the more invasive surgery to do something more permanent.

[iJin]

I am rofling so hard.


What a thread, seriously.

But for reals, Nair. That is all.

[The Ponzzz]

Just have a whole football team of children.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

But for reals, Nair. That is all.

Worst idea ever, lady.

Unless he wants chemical burns on his nuts and the base of his johnson..

[Allereli]

I don't get what the huge deal is with having this surgery.

If he doesn't want kids anymore and his partner has been the one primarily responsible in the past for making sure that doesn't happen, I think it's only fair that eventually the man steps up to the plate and does what he can. What's the point in being able to father a child still if you're sure you don't want to father a child-- it doesn't make you any less of a man.

In all seriousness, kudos to the OP for getting the snip. Hormonal BC is absolutely horrible and I think it's thoughtful of you to go this route to spare her the more invasive surgery to do something more permanent.

thank you, that's what I've been trying to say. maybe because I grew up knowing my dad had gotten one (sorry daddy, you won't see this), I never looked at it as a loss of manhood. He's on marriage #3 and his only biological children are still just my sister and I.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

thank you, that's what I've been trying to say. maybe because I grew up knowing my dad had gotten one (sorry daddy, you won't see this), I never looked at it as a loss of manhood. He's on marriage #3 and his only biological children are still just my sister and I.

Heh, same here on knowing my dad got one. I think after fathering five children he didn't feel the need to avoid surgery at my mother's expense just to prove he's a fertile man.

[The Ponzzz]

My step father had one a few years back. He said he could feel the tugging during surgery, and he took a few weeks off work.

[Carsyn]

My step father had one a few years back. He said he could feel the tugging during surgery, and he took a few weeks off work.

A FEW WEEKS?! Jeezus. I'm gettin it done 11am on Friday, I got a family reunion to go to the next day at noon. Then I gotta be at work Sunday, but I ain't gotta do much. But the doctor acts like I'll be good to go in no time. I guess we'll see.

And a couple posts have acted like it's a loss of manhood to be infertile. Honestly, that's never even crossed my mind, not in the least. If anything, it's an increase in manhood to be able to... do as you please without the worry of children nine months later. Maybe that's just me.

We talked about it a bit on Psinet OOC. About the shaving the balls situation. Nair isn't an option apparently. And trimming with a beard trimmer on a short guard, like usual, isn't going to be close enough. So basically I'm going to ask my wife to do the deed with a razor. I'm sure she'll figure something out. I'll ask her tomorrow and we'll see what she says I guess.

LOL. Even though it's funny, I do really appreciate everyone's input, seriously.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

[Paradii]

But for reals, Nair. That is all.

Yeah....that's just retarded.

Since we are all offering stupid ideas, how bout using an acetylene torch to remove those pesky hairs.

[Paradii]

A FEW WEEKS?! Jeezus. I'm gettin it done 11am on Friday, I got a family reunion to go to the next day at noon. Then I gotta be at work Sunday, but I ain't gotta do much. But the doctor acts like I'll be good to go in no time. I guess we'll see.

And a couple posts have acted like it's a loss of manhood to be infertile. Honestly, that's never even crossed my mind, not in the least. If anything, it's an increase in manhood to be able to... do as you please without the worry of children nine months later. Maybe that's just me.

We talked about it a bit on Psinet OOC. About the shaving the balls situation. Nair isn't an option apparently. And trimming with a beard trimmer on a short guard, like usual, isn't going to be close enough. So basically I'm going to ask my wife to do the deed with a razor. I'm sure she'll figure something out. I'll ask her tomorrow and we'll see what she says I guess.

LOL. Even though it's funny, I do really appreciate everyone's input, seriously.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

Ever consider the chance that you will be the sole male survivor in a post-apocalyptic world. No sperm banks survived the nuclear holocaust, and due to your decision to separate your twig from your berries, the human race will go extinct.

Thanks for killing us all.

[The Ponzzz]

A FEW WEEKS?! Jeezus. I'm gettin it done 11am on Friday, I got a family reunion to go to the next day at noon. Then I gotta be at work Sunday, but I ain't gotta do much. But the doctor acts like I'll be good to go in no time. I guess we'll see.

And a couple posts have acted like it's a loss of manhood to be infertile. Honestly, that's never even crossed my mind, not in the least. If anything, it's an increase in manhood to be able to... do as you please without the worry of children nine months later. Maybe that's just me.

We talked about it a bit on Psinet OOC. About the shaving the balls situation. Nair isn't an option apparently. And trimming with a beard trimmer on a short guard, like usual, isn't going to be close enough. So basically I'm going to ask my wife to do the deed with a razor. I'm sure she'll figure something out. I'll ask her tomorrow and we'll see what she says I guess.

LOL. Even though it's funny, I do really appreciate everyone's input, seriously.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

If I remember correctly, my step dad was told the recovery time would be about 3 days, but he could do most activities within 24 hours. But there was a complication during the surgery and the doctor told him a week to two weeks recovery, so my step dad just didn't take the chance and I believe he took 3 weeks off work.

Not trying to scare you or anything, but, generally the surgery is pretty smooth.

[AestheticDeath]

Mach 3 works fine. Seriously I don't know why a non-guard trimmer wouldn't work either though. I mean all they have to do is get to the skin to puncture/slice it. It's just they don't wanna dig through a forest to do it.

And from what I read, it doesn't take to long to recover. It's just a bit of pain.

[Stanley Burrell]

I don't get what the huge deal is with having this surgery.

If he doesn't want kids anymore and his partner has been the one primarily responsible in the past for making sure that doesn't happen, I think it's only fair that eventually the man steps up to the plate and does what he can. What's the point in being able to father a child still if you're sure you don't want to father a child-- it doesn't make you any less of a man.

In all seriousness, kudos to the OP for getting the snip. Hormonal BC is absolutely horrible and I think it's thoughtful of you to go this route to spare her the more invasive surgery to do something more permanent.

It's definitely not a big deal. At all. But if I decided to post a thread specifically pertaining to my testicles on the PC, it would seem like a big deal. Especially because I have huge balls.

[BigWorm]

Kiss your load goodbye.

I always wondered how this works. Does... "stuff" still come out when you finish?

[Stanley Burrell]

I always wondered how this works. Does... "stuff" still come out when you finish?

Yeah, but it glows green.

[mgoddess]

I always wondered how this works. Does... "stuff" still come out when you finish?


Yeah, but it glows green.
LOL No, the green glow is when someone gets radiation or chemotherapy... not a vasectomy.

And, even though I don't know any guys (personally) who've had a vasectomy, I do know the 'stuff' comes out if you lose one of your balls... so I'm assuming it'll still come out after snippage.

[Allereli]

LOL No, the green glow is when someone gets radiation or chemotherapy... not a vasectomy.

And, even though I don't know any guys (personally) who've had a vasectomy, I do know the 'stuff' comes out if you lose one of your balls... so I'm assuming it'll still come out after snippage.

I most certainly never asked my dad that question.

[Bokertal]

I always wondered how this works. Does... "stuff" still come out when you finish?

YES - just no swimmers.

[Stanley Burrell]

LOL No, the green glow is when someone gets radiation or chemotherapy... not a vasectomy.

After my chemo-radiation, my stuff glowed green for (as is documented) a medical fortnight. It impressed the Mrs.

It sucks that I'm this tired and have to go to work later.

[Moist Happenings]

I see a lot of "zomg why go snip snip that means u Rn't a man no mor!!!11"

Honestly, why not? If he's never going to have children, I think it's the intelligent thing to do. Sooner or later, this world is going to have to become cognizant of its overpopulation. We've already got more people than the planet can support. Why don't we care yet? Because Africa and Indonesia aren't Western Powers, and though India is our ally, it really isn't one of the mainstream allies, like Britain. We just don't care, though we should. We're content to still have blinders over our eyes for the moment because we're Americans, and that's our right apparently.

So whatever your reasons Kray, I salute you for being ahead of the curve, and though it may get more than a few weird looks, I'll toast one to your balls at the bar tonight. :D

[Sean of the Thread]

I always wondered how this works. Does... "stuff" still come out when you finish?

You lose all the sperm from your load. So yeah the nutrient and delivery device still fires off but the mass load of swimmers are absent = small loads.

[iJin]

Yeah....that's just retarded.

Since we are all offering stupid ideas, how bout using an acetylene torch to remove those pesky hairs.

...

Oh gods, sry. I forgot my sarcasm brackets.

[RichardCranium]

I don't know if you shave already, but your sack is a lot tougher than you may think. I shave mine as regular as my face and a straight razor shouldn't be any different, if you're careful.

Do it in a cold shower, they'll shrivel and make it easier.

[The Ponzzz]

Yea, sack shaving is easy.

[MotleyCrew]

Ok, I've seen one done, and it's not pretty. You WILL be in pain. But, sounds like for your situation, its the best solution.

Oh yeah, and they don't always take either...my brother-in-law had to have his done twice...almost a third time.

Good Luck!

[Moist Happenings]

Use a flowbee!!

[mgoddess]

LOL No, the green glow is when someone gets radiation or chemotherapy... not a vasectomy.

And, even though I don't know any guys (personally) who've had a vasectomy, I do know the 'stuff' comes out if you lose one of your balls... so I'm assuming it'll still come out after snippage.


I most certainly never asked my dad that question.
Didn't have to ask my dad regarding the 'losing balls' thing... lived through it with my husband.

[Numbers]

http://www.sledgehammertotheface.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rollercoaster.jpg

[Carsyn]

You lose all the sperm from your load. So yeah the nutrient and delivery device still fires off but the mass load of swimmers are absent = small loads.

Nah, sperm is less than 10% the volume of an ejaculation, so it's basically the same.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

[WRoss]

you don't shave your balls? You must have grown up when a bush was popular. Women don't like to floss their teeth while they are brushing them!


Ack. Getting a vasectomy Friday. NOT looking forward to it. Then I gotta wear tighty-whiteys for a week. And they also asked me to shave my balls with a STRAIGHT RAZOR before coming in. Without going into too much detail about my balls (too late?), a straight razor is not going anywhere near them.

Anyone had a vasectomy before than can tell me how painless it is?

This has been a post about Carsyn's balls. Thank you for reading.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

[Carsyn]

you don't shave your balls? You must have grown up when a bush was popular. Women don't like to floss their teeth while they are brushing them!

I shave my balls with a beard trimmer on the smallest guard. You can't shave your balls clean with a beard trimmer without a guard, it'll nick your balls, I do that sometimes even with the guard on. I don't own anything but a beard trimmer. I keep a five o clock shadow on my face at least at all times so I don't need anything but a cheap ass beard trimmer.

I talked to my wife last night, btw. Apparently she's had experience shaving an exe's balls with a straight razor, so it looks like I'm in luck.

I dunno, I just don't see how a straight razor is gonna work, my balls are pretty wrinkly.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

[WRoss]

stretch that shit out

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I feel the urge to make a poll.

[Warriorbird]

I can never do a very good job myself. Get the woman to do it. She's appreciative of the vasectomy notion I imagine.

[Stanley Burrell]

I wish I had a lot of a nad hair. I could do nad hair-themed pornos.

[Carsyn]

Kray's Balls
In Loving Memory
1979 - 2008

Everything went excellent. I'll start from the beginning so if anyone is thinking about getting it, you'll know what my experience was.

Had an appointment originally with a urologist about two weeks ago. He just made sure that I don't want kids, understood the possible risks (one of which, you may need to know, is that it's not "guaranteed" to be reversible). Also "investigated" my "anatomy" which basically meant fondling me to make sure he could find my vans deferens. Scheduled a vasectomy.

Today was the vasectomy. Had to take a valium 1 hour before the surgery, along with some antibiotics and anti-inflammatory. Gotta take more antibiotics and anti-inflammatory (Celebrex) post-op but no valium or any other pain killer post-op besides the Celebrex. To be honest, I never felt the effects of the valium that I could tell. But it didn't really matter, I didn't feel like I needed it anyway.

The procedure takes place in his office, BTW. He told me we could do it at a hospital as outpatient and get general anthesia, but he said 99% of people do it in the office, and I didn't want to be a pussy, so office it was. And glad I did, no regrets, general anesethia would have been overkill to say the least.

So anyway they take me in. I take off my pants and underwear, lay on a table. They tape your penis to your belly and rub anti-septic (they called it "paint", I guess it was anti-septic) all over. Got three shots, one on each side of scrotum which didn't hurt really. Then got one right in the scrotum. That one kinda stung but no biggie. And that was the worst pain of the whole procedure, after this they could have castrated me and I wouldn't have felt it I think.

Then they lay down one of those sheets with a hole in it to put your scrotum through. I sort of feel things happening, but no pain whatsover, couldn't really tell what he was doing at any given time beyond hearing the cauterizer and seeing him pull stitches through. I felt a slight tugging sensation, but not painful at all, just like a gentle pulling feeling. They stitch me up, sit me up, I put my clothes back on, and walk out. Entire operation from start to finish took maybe 30 minutes.

Immediately post-op, I'm feeling fine, walked out and to the car just fine. They wanted someone to drive me there and back, and my wife did that, but I didn't really feel it was necessary (maybe it was because I didn't react much to the valium though). I feel like I could walk around the block if I wanted to. I would even go to work today if the doc didn't tell me to put ice on it for 24 hours and not do much. So all in all, I would highly recommend my doctor anyway, it was nearly completely painless, both during the operation and post op so far. Really, really glad I got it done.

And I gotta say, the doctor and assistant I had had me laughing my ass off the whole time.

The assisant kept saying things like "Want me to get that book with the illustrations in it?"

Doctor said, "Okay. What do we do first?"

The doctor would ask the assistant "Did he check the anethesia box?" Assistant would say "Nope, we gave him that expired South Korean stuff we have".

Afterwards, the doctor said "That's not bad for the second one we've done".

They said all kinds of shit the whole time. I mean really, I was laughing my ass off as my balls were gettin snipped. Dare I say it was nearly an enjoyable experience.

Anyone who's thinking about getting one, I'd highly recommend it if it fits your needs!

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

[Allereli]

Kray's Balls
In Loving Memory
1979 - 2008

:rofl:

Really, I give you an extreme amount of respect for going through with it.

[diethx]

:rofl:

Really, I give you an extreme amount of respect for going through with it.

:yeahthat:

Are you sure you aren't in pain though because the locals haven't worn off yet?

[Stanley Burrell]

Post pictures of the green glow :thumbup:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

:rofl:

Really, I give you an extreme amount of respect for going through with it.

:yeahthat:

I always prefer doctors who joke around, too. I crack jokes in stressful situations (especially medical) so having uptight doctors tends to annoy me.

[Carsyn]

:yeahthat:

Are you sure you aren't in pain though because the locals haven't worn off yet?

It's been over three hours. Still no pain. I got the boys on ice though. I'll keep ya updated.

Carsyn, player of Kraytorh

[diethx]

Good deal. I'm glad all went well.