I just got bit by a snake

[Sean of the Thread]

only because I accidentally stepped on it and now I'm in the cool club because I'm bleeding.

Today is international get bit by a snake in your yard day now. Go out and stomp around in the tall grass and enjoy it!

[Zarli]

wow, you're not having a good month..

sorry.

[Sean of the Thread]

Meh it was just a blacksnake. I forgot to include that in the original post.

They don't mess with you unless you mess with them... this poor guy just got 212 lbs of rock the house stomp on his tail.

[Asha]

this poor guy just got 212 lbs of rock the house stomp on his tail.

rofl Where the fuck do I learn to talk like that?
Awesome.

[Sean of the Thread]

AMERICA FUK YEAH!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Today is international get bit by a snake in your yard day now. Go out and stomp around in the tall grass and enjoy it!

Hahaha.

Plus, poor snake. You'd attack too if someone was just stomping through your living room without being invited in!

:rofl:

[Nieninque]

A one-eyed trouser snake?

[crazymage]

A one-eyed trouser snake?

They dont bite, just spit.

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/trsn_lg.gif

[Sean of the Thread]

A one-eyed trouser snake?

a tube snake smothered in underwear.

[Some Rogue]

Sean2 just got 12 inches of Alabama Black Snake...

[Stanley Burrell]

You need a personal raincloud. Here's the most emo picture of one I could find.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/248003397_5d00e21377.jpg

It's pretty emo.

And just remember,

May flowers? No sir.
Raindrops falling on your head
bring random goodness.

Edit: You should drinks lots of alcohol to solve this problem, which is, obviously, your lack of intoxication making you more likely to step on objects of herpetology. Randomly placed Asian lawn ornaments depicting equestrian culture ftw, too.

Be a man and do land mines.

[diethx]

Sean2 just got 12 inches of Alabama Black Snake...

:rofl: :rofl:

[The Digital One]

hahahahah too bad u didnt die

[Sean of the Thread]

hahahahah too bad u didnt die

I'm glad you know so much about snakes. The only thing a black snake would be able to do is fit your lil dinger in it's mouth and gum it a bit just like your grammy used to do so well.

[Methais]

I'm glad you know so much about snakes. The only thing a black snake would be able to do is fit your lil dinger in it's mouth and gum it a bit just like your grammy used to do so well.

pwnt

[Sweets]

Sean2 just got 12 inches of Alabama Black Snake...

:rofl:

[Ignot]

I'm glad you know so much about snakes. The only thing a black snake would be able to do is fit your lil dinger in it's mouth and gum it a bit just like your grammy used to do so well.

there is no come back for this...wow.

2402

[grenthor]

Meh it was just a blacksnake. I forgot to include that in the original post.

They don't mess with you unless you mess with them... this poor guy just got 212 lbs of rock the house stomp on his tail.


You mean something like this:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3285/2479503846_9cc4c7fc13_b.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah he was about a four footer. Hit me hard enough to make me bleed lil bastard but their harmless.

I chased him all down the yard to try and catch him to scare the shit out of the girls but they're slippery lil fuckers.