Celeri Bowl I

[crazymage]

Saturday January 17th the first annual Celeri bowl will be played for the right to wed Celeri, will be played on Madden 2004 between Speaker & Sergey. 2-1 Odds favoring the mage, get your bets in.

[Kia]

Oh jeez.


Speaker better win...


KIA.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Who's taking bets? Giving any points?

[Edited on 1-16-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[Speaker]

Celeri and I are running away together regardless of results! Bets are still on though! ;)

-Speaker

[crazymage]

Celeri wants best 2 out of 3 (no faith in speaker) i'll give him 6 pts on bets.

[Kia]

Ok ok.

What are the rules for the "duel"?


KIA.

[crazymage]

i think it should be 1 game. easier for bets.

[Hips]

Please tell me you're joking. Besides... you're too much of a dirty old perv to marry anyone.

[Makkah]

Both you sissies would get rolled like a joint by myself. Noone can stop the McNair attack... McNair-to-Wycheck Express. CHOO CHOO!

rht

[crazymage]

hah im being the Titans anyway. and yes im totally serious, IM me at Crazymage87 to place bets. min 10k max 500k.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Speaker, you got any skilz? 2 to 1 odds and 6 points might not be enough to entice me.

[crazymage]

we're both 1-1 vs. each other

[Kia]

Michiko is the voice of reason. Listen to her!

KIA.

[Hips]

In the words of Vinh...

Nerds.

That aside... why is everyone getting married?! There's no one left for Michiko. :(

[crazymage]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
In the words of Vinh...

Nerds.

That aside... why is everyone getting married?! There's no one left for Michiko. :(

Speaker will be single by sunday.

[Hips]

Only if he gives Michi his bow, hahah. :saint:

Edited to add:

Look what IM I just got!
Bill: Mo's not married ;P

Hahaha. Halflings seem to be attracted to Michiko for some reason... must be the tarts she keeps stashed in her cloak. :smilegrin:

[Edited on 1-16-2004 by GS3 Michiko]

[Speaker]

Hmm... Skillz... well, the only person I ever beat in Madden is Sergey.... Can I bet against myself?

-Speaker

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I want 21 points Sergey, and I'll bet

[crazymage]

hah no. hes beaten me.

[Meric221]

I bet that she's not going to marry either of you losers.

[crazymage]

that wasnt very nice

[crazymage]

Gonna Clarify some things, Odds will go up and down pending bets on each. Your bet will stay at the odds you placed originally on. you may have more then 1 bet!

Current odds 2-1 in Fav of mage. 2 bets placed.

[crazymage]

Big 500k bet placed new odds. 5-1 in Favor of the mage.(If Speaker wins and you bet on him you get 5x the bet)

[Parkbandit]

I need to get online with my new PS2... I could make some serious silvers spanking the likes of Sergey and Speaker.

[crazymage]

new odds 3-1 in favor of mage. Im me at Crazymage87 to place bets.

[Edited on 1-16-2004 by crazymage]

[Sean]

celeri doesnt cook or clean why would you want to marry her anyway?

[Sean]

also 1st annual .. does that mean we are marrying celeri off yearly?

[crazymage]

yes it does!

[peam]

I think this is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.

[crazymage]

Thank you thank you.

[Hulkein]

Let's get a tournament going, I'm the birds and I'll spank any of you. My name in madden is Dawkins525 so add me to the list or whatever.

[AnticorRifling]

Have teams been decided yet?

Is there a spread?

Why wasn't I invited for this? Everyone knows that deep down Celeri wants me :cool:

[crazymage]

um we can do a tourny after for a gem prize if people want the spread is +6 for Speaker. i have to win by 7. Current odds 3-1 against the ranger. Ties lose all bets! IM me at Crazymage87 to place!

[Kia]

Its true, I don't cook. I am pretty good at the cleaning though.

...

I can't believe I'm even entering into this discussion. I'm not going to clean for you, Sergey! :)

KIA.

[Myshel]

I don't think Serg is interested in cleaning...

[crazymage]

Sure i am, i got a pipe she can clean..place bets!

[Myshel]

Originally posted by crazymage
Sure i am, i got a pipe she can clean..place bets!

laughing... damn you always make me laugh.

[Parkbandit]

Oh Sergey.. that is wrong on so many levels.

I'll wait until the odds are 10-1 and place a big bet in favor of Speaker.

PS-Speaker doesn't have a chance people.. place your bets for Sergey to win right now!!

[crazymage]

Lets get more bets people dont be cheap! Speak gets a 6 point spread and has currently 3-1 odds against!

[Parkbandit]

Sergey is a professional Cyber-athlete folks. Bet on him to destroy Speaker.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Sergey is a professional Cyber-athlete folks. Bet on him to destroy Speaker.

Cybersex is not an athletic event, bet on Speaker!

[Bobmuhthol]

<---- has a bet pending on Speaker. Sergey is going to owe us a lot of money.

[Parkbandit]

Seems everyone is waiting on the odds to increase Sergey...

How about it? 10 to 1 maybe? Come on, you have to be pretty confident in your ability to beat someone named after a stereo component.

[crazymage]

No ones bet on me since Myshel thats why the odds have dropped to low.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by crazymage
No ones bet on me since Myshel thats why the odds have dropped to low.

As the bookie, you need to have SOME confidence in your abilities...

Come on now... what's 10 to 1 odds with someone as wealthy as you. :)

[crazymage]

<<Come on now... what's 10 to 1 odds with someone as wealthy as you. >>

Speaker has beaten me im not that dumb!

[Anebriated]

Now if they were smart theyd work out a deal where it will end up in a tie so that they dont have to pay out, keeping all of the bets for themselves.... that should pay for about 2 days worth of having a wife...

[crazymage]

Originally posted by Elrodin
Now if they were smart theyd work out a deal where it will end up in a tie so that they dont have to pay out, keeping all of the bets for themselves.... that should pay for about 2 days worth of having a wife...


Shh

[crazymage]

New betting odds. 2-1 Against Speaker. if he wins im gonna be poor and single not...good.