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Gelston
09-19-2008, 03:23 AM
This be for real, you scurvey dogs!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Back
09-19-2008, 03:25 AM
Wheres me bottle o' rum?
Nieninque
09-19-2008, 04:45 AM
Wheres me bottle o' rum?

Up your arse.
Back
09-19-2008, 05:06 AM
Up yer bum.

Get it right, wench.
Ashlander
09-19-2008, 07:41 AM
Yarr!
Stretch
09-19-2008, 07:51 AM
I have a sudden urge to read bloodninja.
CrystalTears
09-19-2008, 08:51 AM
Arrrgh! I be wearin' me boat steerin' wheel in me pants and it drivin' me nuts.
AnticorRifling
09-19-2008, 09:00 AM
Arrrgh! I be wearin' me boat steerin' wheel in me pants and it drivin' me nuts.

Behind on the jokes ye be says me!



So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on the front of his pants. He walks over to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets his drink but can't help staring at the wheel. Finally he asks the pirate "What's that on the front of yer pants?" The pirate replies "I don't know but it's drivin me nuts."
CrystalTears
09-19-2008, 09:04 AM
At about 3pm ayeterday I stopped readin' t' PC because o' t' bullshit post swappin', so I never saw that post. Sorry.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-19-2008, 02:11 PM
At about 3pm ayeterday I stopped readin' t' PC because o' t' bullshit post swappin', so I never saw that post. Sorry.

Yarr that be one o' the most bullshit days 'round these parts n a long time!!
Nieninque
09-19-2008, 02:13 PM
Ye keep up that claptrap an' ah'll have ye lashed to the mast and flogged t' within an inch of ye lives afore ye walks tha plank.

Post in tha wrong thread day is tha gift a' Davey Jones hisself.
NocturnalRob
09-19-2008, 02:31 PM
claptrap

Emislity?
Beguiler
09-19-2008, 02:41 PM
Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me!
Gelston
09-14-2009, 06:02 AM
Hey, this day is coming up again!

I mean...


AVAST! In five days time, talk like ah Pirate ya dirty, deck swabbing, squiddies!
Sweets
09-14-2009, 07:10 AM
At about 3pm ayeterday I stopped readin' t' PC because o' t' bullshit post swappin', so I never saw that post. Sorry.

At first I thought I missed some great drama yesterday, then I went ahead and read the date. DAMMIT! I mean Arrrghhh. Happy almost pirate speaking day....umm...maties.
Gelston
09-18-2009, 09:31 PM
ARGH, tomorrow this be!

I love how this follows up right behind international post in the wrong thread day. If only both days were on the same day. Then we could post pirate shit in the wrong threads.
Monsoon
09-18-2009, 09:34 PM
But why is the rum gone?
Gelston
09-19-2009, 04:11 AM
ARGH BITCHES! T'day be da day. All yer post mus be like a pirate!
Nieninque
09-19-2009, 04:11 AM
Avast! Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Some Rogue
09-19-2009, 11:16 AM
Arrr! We be visitin our mates museum yesterday.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/SANY0049.jpg


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/SANY0054.jpg
Tisket
09-19-2009, 12:59 PM
Hello me hearties. Whether ye be swashbucklers or landlubber I wish you all a happy Pirate Day. May your grog run free and your loot be bountiful, ye pack of filthy sea dogs. It looks to be a fine day for pillaging and rapine. Go forth and conquer, ye mangy curs.
The Ponzzz
09-19-2009, 01:26 PM
If only every day could be natter like a Pirate Day, mates!
pabstblueribbon
09-19-2009, 02:12 PM
Betty (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001404/): I'm talking about the fruit of your loins.
Yellowbeard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): Fruit of me loins? I haven't got fruit in me loins! Lice, yes, and proud of 'em, but no fruit!

Yellowbeard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): Where's the map?
Betty (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001404/): What map?
Yellowbeard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table!
Betty (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001404/): It's been twenty years since we had a little cuddle, and what do you do? Come in and give me a kiss? No, you rush in and hack a hole in the wall.
Betty (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001404/): Well, it's been awhile since we had a little cuddle.
Yellowbeard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): I raped ya, if that's what you mean.
Betty (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001404/): Okay. It was half-cuddle, half-rape.
Methais
09-19-2009, 03:05 PM
Yo we captured this boat off the coast of Somalia and we want $1 million ransom.
Gelston
09-19-2009, 05:30 PM
Yo we captured this boat off the coast of Somalia and we want $1 million ransom.

:rofl: everyone always be forgettin tha type o rat.
Gelston
08-15-2011, 12:13 AM
Argh, barely be wern month out, me mateys.
Makkah
08-15-2011, 12:50 AM
Is calling you "gay as fuck" against board policy?
Gelston
08-15-2011, 01:03 AM
Argh, dis a festively gay time!
CrystalTears
08-15-2011, 06:16 PM
You're a month early.
Gelston
08-15-2011, 06:17 PM
You're a month early.

I know, I mentioned earlier it was in about a month. YOU HAVE TO BUILD UP TO IT
CrystalTears
08-15-2011, 06:26 PM
No, you really don't.
Gelston
08-15-2011, 06:31 PM
No, you really don't.

Are you really wanting an argument over this or something?
Makkah
08-15-2011, 06:35 PM
Fat people want to argue about everything... including thyroid issues.
CrystalTears
08-15-2011, 06:40 PM
LOL PIRATE DAY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
Gelston
08-15-2011, 06:57 PM
LOL PIRATE DAY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

WE ARE IN AGREEMENT

http://www.cartoonistsleague.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/arg_pirate_color.jpg
Gelston
09-19-2017, 04:20 AM
ARGH YA SCURVEY INFESTED BITCHES!
Methais
09-19-2017, 08:25 AM
I say, I believe I shall download many torrents today of copyrighted material.

http://images.telegiz.com/data/images/full/18197/pirating-websites-face-new-competition-from-pornographic-website-pornhub-youtube.png
Wrathbringer
09-19-2017, 09:12 AM
ARGH YA SCURVEY INFESTED BITCHES!

Scurvy isn't something that infests.
drauz
09-19-2017, 08:38 PM
Whats a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.