What's Your New Name?

[Blud]

Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
> name:
> a = poopsie
> b = lumpy
> c = buttercup
> d = gidget
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = fluffy
> h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim
> j = stinky
> k = flunky
> l = boobie
> m = pinky
> n = zippy
> o = goober
> p = doofus
> q = slimy
> r = loopy
> s = snotty
> t = tulefel
> u = dorkey
> v = squeezit
> w = oprah
> x = skipper
> y = dinky
> z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your new last name:
> a = apple
> b = toilet
> c = giggle
> d = burger
> e = girdle
> f = barf
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = cootie
> j = monkey
> k = potty
> l = liver
> m = banana
> n = rhino
> o = bubble
> p = hamster
> q = toad
> r = gizzard
> s = pizza
> t = gerbil
> u = chicken
> v = pickle
> w = chuckle
> x = tofu
> y = gorilla
> z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your new last name:
> a = head
> b = mouth
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = tush
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = butt
> l = brain
> m = tushie
> n = chunks
> o = hiney
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = buns
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = kisser
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = brains
> z = juice
>
> For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

I am Buttercup Waffletush

[NocturnalRob]

Mmm...Lumpy Girdlebreath.

Sounds sexy.

[SayGoodbye]

Snotty Bubbletush

[RichardCranium]

i DON'T HAVE A FOURTH LETTER IN MY LAST NAME. /FAIL

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Flunky Liverface.

Strippers should use this system to pick out their stage names!

[Some Rogue]

Squeezit Bubblechunks

[wood1559]

Buttercup Cootiebrain, here.

But, I prefer my Palin name generator name...
Rake Hotrod Palin.

teh hawt

[Numbers]

Chim-Chim Applesniffer

[Allereli]

Zippy Gizzardfanny

[Blud]

My wife is Chim-chim Waffletush.

Funny names so far.

[Some Rogue]

Flunky Liverface.

Strippers should use this system to pick out their stage names!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
> > determine your new first name:
> >
> > a = Fantasia
> > b = Chesty
> > c = Starr
> > d = Diamond
> > e = Montana
> > f = Angel
> > g = Sugar
> > h = Mimi
> > i = Lola
> > j =Kitty
> > k = Roxie
> > l = Dallas
> > m = Princess
> > n = Heidi
> > o = Bambi
> > p = Bunny
> > q = Brandy
> > r = Sugar
> > s = Candy
> > t = Raquelle
> > u = Sapphire
> > v = Cinnamon
> > w = Blaze
> > x = Trixie
> > y = Isis
> > z = Jade
> >
> > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to det!
> > ermine the first half of
> > your new last name:
> >
> > a = Leather
> > b = Dream
> > c = Sunny
> > d = Deep
> > e = Heaven
> > f = Tight
> > g = Shimmer
> > h = Velvet
> > i = Lusty
> > j = Harley
> > k = Passion
> > l = Dazzle
> > m = Dixon
> > n = Spank
> > o = Glitter
> > p = Razor
> > q = Meadow
> > r = Glitz
> > s = Sparkle
> > t = Sweet
> > u = Silver
> > v = Tickle
> > w = Cherry
> > x = Hard
> > y = Night
> > z = Amber
> >
> > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to
> > determine the second half of
> > your new last name:
> >
> > a = hooter
> > b = horn
> > c = tower
> > d = fire
> > e = thighs
> > f = hips
> > g = side
> > h = jugs
> > i = shock
> > j = cocker
> > k = brook
> > l = tush
> > m = sizzle
> > n = ridge
> > o = kiss
> > p = bomb
> > q = cream
> > r = thong
> > s = heat
> > t = whip
> > u = cheeks
> > v = rock
> > w = hiney
> > x = button
> > y = lick
> > z = juice

[Blud]

Squeezit Bubblechunks

win so far.

[RichardCranium]

Flunky Liverface.

Strippers should use this system to pick out their stage names!

I would be all over a single mom named Zsa-Zsa Hamstertushie..

[Numbers]

Lola Leatherthong

This is fun. (but I'm a dude)

[Blud]

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
> > determine your new first name:
> >
> > a = Fantasia
> > b = Chesty
> > c = Starr
> > d = Diamond
> > e = Montana
> > f = Angel
> > g = Sugar
> > h = Mimi
> > i = Lola
> > j =Kitty
> > k = Roxie
> > l = Dallas
> > m = Princess
> > n = Heidi
> > o = Bambi
> > p = Bunny
> > q = Brandy
> > r = Sugar
> > s = Candy
> > t = Raquelle
> > u = Sapphire
> > v = Cinnamon
> > w = Blaze
> > x = Trixie
> > y = Isis
> > z = Jade
> >
> > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to det!
> > ermine the first half of
> > your new last name:
> >
> > a = Leather
> > b = Dream
> > c = Sunny
> > d = Deep
> > e = Heaven
> > f = Tight
> > g = Shimmer
> > h = Velvet
> > i = Lusty
> > j = Harley
> > k = Passion
> > l = Dazzle
> > m = Dixon
> > n = Spank
> > o = Glitter
> > p = Razor
> > q = Meadow
> > r = Glitz
> > s = Sparkle
> > t = Sweet
> > u = Silver
> > v = Tickle
> > w = Cherry
> > x = Hard
> > y = Night
> > z = Amber
> >
> > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to
> > determine the second half of
> > your new last name:
> >
> > a = hooter
> > b = horn
> > c = tower
> > d = fire
> > e = thighs
> > f = hips
> > g = side
> > h = jugs
> > i = shock
> > j = cocker
> > k = brook
> > l = tush
> > m = sizzle
> > n = ridge
> > o = kiss
> > p = bomb
> > q = cream
> > r = thong
> > s = heat
> > t = whip
> > u = cheeks
> > v = rock
> > w = hiney
> > x = button
> > y = lick
> > z = juice

Jesus, that took you like 2 seconds.

[Blud]

Starr Velvetthighs...

Damn it.

[Nieninque]

LOL...Longshotted

[longshot]

There are like half a billion Chinese people that can't play this game.

And they are lucky.

[Jorddyn]

Pinky Bubblelips.

And Princess Glittertush.

[TheEschaton]

Goober Cootiesniffer

and

Bambi Lustywhip

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Roxie Dazzlehooter.

Sweeeeet.

[Allereli]

Heidi Glitzhooter for the porn

[Xiandrena]

Gidget Appletush.

Is it me or are some of these sounding like really bad porn names?


Edit: Damnit Allereli

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Gidget Appletush.

Is it me or are some of these sounding like really bad porn names?


Edit: Damnit Allereli

There is no such thing as a "good" porn name.

[RichardCranium]

I'm Bambi Leatherlick.

[Allereli]

Gidget Appletush.

Is it me or are some of these sounding like really bad porn names?


Edit: Damnit Allereli

they're supposed to be, there are two different name makers

[Bokertal]

i DON'T HAVE A FOURTH LETTER IN MY LAST NAME. /FAIL

Neither do I haha.

But using the last letter the third its...

Goober GirdleSquirt

Bambi HeavenHiney

How bored am I, I mean really?!

[Some Rogue]

There is no such thing as a "good" porn name.

LONG DONG SILVER BEGS TO DIFFER.

Cinnamon Glitterridge. :rofl:

[Back]

Being as that is, I think this is a stupid day.

What day on the PC isn’t?

[Blud]

My Dark Elf sorcerer's name would have been Poopsie Bubbletooshie.

or if he were a stripper:

Fantasia Glittersizzle

[SayGoodbye]

Candy Glitterthong.

[The Ponzzz]

Loopy BubbleJuice

&

Sugar GlitterAmber (lame)

[Stanley Burrell]

Jesus Ezekial Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxCNH_GoHKU is not my name. At O:26.

[Gelston]

ATHF FTW

[Stanley Burrell]

ATHF FTW

:roll:

[AnticorRifling]

Dinky Cootiebutt....

Fuck this game.

[Drew]

Crusty Bubblehiney.

[Ignot]

chim-chim bubblebrain

[Back]

Pretty sure they are nice with or without your face.

I would vote “without”. But thats just me and nothing personal.

[diethx]

Crusty Applehiney.

[diethx]

stripper names

WIN!!!

Montana Leatherkiss, lol.

[Drew]

Crusty Bubblehiney.



Crusty Applehiney.



I already have the Crusty hiney taken care of kthxbai.

[diethx]

Yeah but you have a big fat bubble ass. I have a nice perfectly round apple ass.

[Moist Happenings]

Poopsie Cootiebiscuits. :D

[Asile]

Goofy name using my married name: Chim-chim Toiletlips. If I go back to my maiden name, I at least get to change the last name to Girdlelips, a little better. If anyone tries to use either of these, I'll either ignore you or kick you in the groin.

Porn name using my married name: Lola Dreamthong; using my maiden name, the last name gets changed to Heavenridge. Feel free to use these.

[Drew]

Yeah but you have a big fat bubble ass. I have a nice perfectly round apple ass.

Well I have them apple bottom jeans AND the boots with the fur.

[diethx]

Doesn't make that giant crusty hiney of yours any sexier! Hehehe.

[Drakefang]

Buttercup Bubblebreath

[Snapp]

Crusty Bubblesniffer

[Back]

Crusty Bubblesniffer

:rofl:

And here I thought Poopsie Gizzardface was bad...

And Fantasia Glitztower was just plain wrong.

[Sean]

Poopsie Chickenshorts & Fantasia Silverjugs

[Back]

Poopsie Chickenshorts & Fantasia Silverjugs

I just involuntarily spit out laughing.

[ElanthianSiren]

Boobie Bubblechunks

And

Dallas Glitterlick

[Skeeter]

Boobie Bubble-Mouth.

[diethx]

Boobie cumBubble-Mouth.

teehee.

[Furrowfoot]

Pinky Giggletush.

[Celephais]

Boobie Liverchunks

[Nauriel]

Crusty Rhinotush and Montana Spankthighs :lol:

[Sweets]

Dinky Applebutt

I like it.

[Stretch]

Zippy Lizardbrains

That's going on the business card

[CrystalTears]

Uh... Poopsie Coutiemouth.

I'm not happy.

[Miss Ismurii]

Snotty Girtlekisser
+
Candy Heaventhighs

[ViridianAsp]

Pinky Bananasniffer

[Monica]

Zippy Cootienose

and

Heidi Lustytush

[DCSL]

I'm Skipper Bubbletush of the New Hampshire Bubbletushs. Oh, and Trixie Glitterrock.

[Methais]

Tulefel Applehiney.