Having your cake and eating it too

[Stretch]

Just had to relate a funny story from lunch today.

I was at a Maggiano's with some friends, and we got seated just as the couple at the table next to us was finishing up. I'm shameless about people-watching, so I happened to catch the following exchange:

Waiter: "Would you care for coffee or desert?"
Crazy Ass Ho (henceforth CAH): "No, just a box to take the leftovers will be fine"
Waiter: "Right away"

a few minutes later

Waiter (dropping off the check on the guy's side): "Thank you very much"
CAH: "Wait a minute - why did you give him the check?"
Waiter: "I'm sorry?"
CAH: "What makes you assume that the man always pays?"
Waiter: "Ma'am, I assure you I didn't make any such assumption - I just happened to place the check there"

woman snatches check towards her side of the table and grabs a wallet from her purse

CAH: "Don't give me that. I'm amazed that someone with such outdated values is doing customer service"
Waiter: "I'm terribly sorry ma'am; I in no way intended to offend you"
CAH: "Well, whatever"

waiter walks away

woman puts wallet back in purse and pushes check toward man

man takes credit card out of wallet and puts in check holder

man sees me staring and looks away, embarrassed

I wanted to go up to that chick and slap her. Jesus Christ, some people's children.

[Khariz]

Wow, I wanna slap her too, and I wasn't even there.

[NocturnalRob]

chivalry is dead. and bitches like that killed it.

edit: if that guy had any fucking nuts whatsoever he would have said, "Listen, you know you're not paying for this. Stop giving the waiter a hard time or I'm making you find your own way home."

[Soulpieced]

http://www.freewebs.com/newimperialclan/ShutUpBitch.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

What a cunt.

I think if I pulled that while out to eat with my boyfriend he'd get up and actually leave me with the bill for being such a bitch.

[Stretch]

I see your Darth Vader and raise you a brave man at the women's boycott of Augusta National.

http://www.asknlearn.com/personal/S8904385I/IronMyShirtBitch.jpg

[Danical]

He probably left a ridiculously good tip because his CAH is, well a CAH.

I've had that happen to me twice when I was serving; I felt ambushed both times.

[Some Rogue]

This is why the cunt punt was invented!

[Drew]

The cake is a lie.

[diethx]

Wow, I wanna slap her too, and I wasn't even there.

:yeahthat:

Dumb cuntrash.

[Clove]

Wow, I wanna slap her too, and I wasn't even there.I wasn't even there and I want Khariz to slap her too!

[Clove]

chivalry is dead. and bitches like that killed it.

edit: if that guy had any fucking nuts whatsoever he would have said, "Listen, you know you're not paying for this. Stop giving the waiter a hard time or I'm making you find your own way home."If the guy had any nuts he'd have pushed the check back to her and said, "You wanted it bitch, time to pay."

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

"You wanted it bitch, time to pay."

Those words get me tingly, just not in the same context.

:/

[DCSL]

The cake is a lie.

While you're dying, I'll be still alive...

[SolitareConfinement]

wow...she obviously wears the britches in that relationship....damn sissy of a man =/

when stretch looked over at him and he looked away obviously mortified he should have AT LEAST looked at her and said....what in the fuck is wrong with you? but he just tucked his tail like a good bitch with a crazy ass ho

[Some Rogue]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

[Clove]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lo6uXwi4M0&feature=rec-fresh

Better still...

[Drakefang]

http://www.freewebs.com/newimperialclan/ShutUpBitch.jpg

Oh hell this is fabulous! I'd have said something to the manager and perhaps the woman's man if I had been there and seen it. Actually, when the waiter returned I likely would've said something both he and the woman would've "overheard." I don't know why women both want their man to be chivalrous but don't want to be treated that way by other men. It's like it makes them appear weak and vulnerable or something. Men can be just as bad but with regard to this situation, the woman was way out of line.

[radamanthys]

I'd never have been across the table from something like that. Next time, buddy, have some balls and put the offender in her place. Not mean- just... thoughtful. Get into her skull and stay there for a couple months.