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NocturnalRob
09-15-2008, 04:53 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/15/jake-the-snake-implodes/

this is a must read/see:


TMZ has obtained extremely disturbing footage of the former WWF superstar -- and former substance abuse rehab patient -- self-destructing during a live benefit event in Ohio over the weekend.

The footage shows a stumbling, overweight, rambling Roberts struggling to form a coherent sentence, while addressing the crowd moments before his match in the Firestorm Pro Wrestling league.

But the story behind the scenes is even more tragic. According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We're told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for "an 8-ball."

We're also told nearly two dozen empty airplane bottles of vodka were found by his gear.

During the match, Roberts was clearly unable to perform, barely responding to the barrage of "fake blows" he received from the other wrestler, J.T. Lightning. Around one minute into the match, Roberts' opponent -- clearly frustrated with the situation -- whispers to the ref to end the fight. Afterwards, Lightning grabbed the mic and told Roberts, "I've wrestled drug addicts ... you are a piece of s**t, Snake. You gypped these people. F**k you."

Click to view the gallery!After the verbal assault, Jake pulled down the front of his pants and exposed his penis to the crowd.

Backstage, the madness continued. People close to the situation tell us Snake broke his hand punching a wall, then ran into the street crying. An ambulance and police were called to the scene, but Roberts, who refused medical treatment, was not arrested.

Calls to Jake's rep have not yet been returned.

RichardCranium
09-15-2008, 05:02 PM
I blame Vince McMahon.

Skeeter
09-15-2008, 05:11 PM
I didn't know he was still alive.

The Ponzzz
09-15-2008, 05:20 PM
Man, Jake "The Snake" Roberts use to be my favorite when I was younger. Guy is looking rough.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-15-2008, 05:21 PM
Whenever there's something bad going on mentally alcohol is about the worst thing you can turn to but unfortunately usually the first thing most people do. Ah, the dangers of self-medicating.

In any case, that really sucks. :/

Daniel
09-15-2008, 05:26 PM
Wow. Now THAT is a fucking meltdown.

SHAFT
09-15-2008, 05:54 PM
Anyone have him in the Death Pool?

Ignot
09-15-2008, 06:06 PM
do we have a death pool?

Sean
09-15-2008, 07:49 PM
how dare he blaspheme superfly jimmy snuka

Drew
09-15-2008, 07:54 PM
I've heard this so many times. Basically this guy floats around the bars in Florida mooching booze and blow off his past fans. I've heard a lot of crazy stories about him. He was my fav. as a kid.

NocturnalRob
09-15-2008, 07:58 PM
that's sad actually. makes you wonder what most of those guys are doing now.

Ignot
09-15-2008, 08:06 PM
I guess we know how big his peen is, from the snake him self....

2391

Some Rogue
09-15-2008, 08:23 PM
that's sad actually. makes you wonder what most of those guys are doing now.

They're dead. Did you see the link on the bottom of the page?

DeV
09-15-2008, 10:05 PM
He isn't even a shell of his former self. He's just... wow. And the man boobs are just wrong.

ElanthianSiren
09-15-2008, 10:38 PM
He isn't even a shell of his former self. He's just... wow. And the man boobs are just wrong.

x2.

Andre was my favorite fwiw. Followed closely by the british bulldog. All dead :(

Drew
09-15-2008, 10:58 PM
Rowdy Roddy Piper ftw.

Sean of the Thread
09-15-2008, 11:24 PM
Andre the Giant was the real man of all WWF history.

113 beers in 90 minutes.. record setter right there. And that was normal for him.

Daniel
09-16-2008, 09:49 AM
Andre the Giant was the real man of all WWF history.

113 beers in 90 minutes.. record setter right there. And that was normal for him.

Holy fuck.

RichardCranium
09-16-2008, 09:55 AM
Holy fuck.

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

NocturnalRob
09-16-2008, 10:02 AM
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

amazing

AnticorRifling
09-16-2008, 10:08 AM
Good read on Andre.

RichardCranium
09-16-2008, 10:24 AM
I watched a good documentary on Andre the Giant a few weeks ago. I think it was on the History Channel.

Methais
09-16-2008, 02:06 PM
For proof of his drawing power, look no further than Wrestlemania III in 1987. The main event was Andre vs. Hulk Hogan. The show drew the first million-dollar gate in wrestling history, set a pay-per-view record that lasted a decade, and set the all-time indoor attendance record for any live event ever—78,000+ butts in seats at the Pontiac Silver Dome in Detroit—destroying the previous record set by some rock band called the Rolling Stones.

WrestleMania III actually drew 93,000 and some change, not 78,000.

NocturnalRob
09-16-2008, 02:13 PM
WrestleMania III actually drew 93,000 and some change, not 78,000.

it says 78,000+. clearly that '+' indicates an extra 15,000. jeez.

l2+

Methais
09-16-2008, 02:29 PM
it says 78,000+. clearly that '+' indicates an extra 15,000. jeez.

l2+

That's like saying Narc has A+ cups, and clearly that + indicates the rest of the alphabet.

Plus they stated at WM3 the exact 93,173 attendance like 473290427 times and took a moment to announce it to the arena before the Hogan/Andre match, so the author should have had that number fresh in his mind.

Good article but there are a few errors, such as...


Five months later, Andre the Giant wrestled a “body-slam” match against Hulk Hogan and brought down the house.

His "body slam" match was at WrestleMania 1 vs. Big John Studd. His match at WM3 against Hogan was just a regular rules match for Hogan's title, although Hogan body slamming Andre was the moment everyone remembers from it, and the pinnacle of Hogan's career.


After Wrestlemania, Andre retired for good.

Andre's last match was at Wrestlemania 6, in 1990.

But yeah, Andre is the shit. And I just felt like nitpicking.

AnticorRifling
09-16-2008, 02:42 PM
That's like saying Narc has A+ cups, and clearly that + indicates the rest of the alphabet.


LOL this is all flavors of win.