Astrology is Bullshit

[DeV]

But who cares. What's your sign?

I posted a similar thread back in 2004, but didn't feel like bumping it for posterity's sake. Plus we have new posters so let's see which sign rules the boards.

There are 12 signs, but only room for 10, so if you're an Aries or Pisces you'll have to post manually since you're the first and last, haha.

[ElanthianSiren]

Pisces with Aries Rising.

I'm an enigma wrapped in a contradiction wrapped in cotton today.

[Sean of the Thread]

<---in pieces but Pisces.

[iJin]

I'm a fucking bull.

Taurus!

[Ulkov]

Seems to be allota bulls. Where's my cats at?

[Daniel]

<---in pieces but Pisces.

Seriously dude. The shit's eerie. Everything that happens to you I can totally see happening to me as well.

I'm just gonna stay single and hopefully die young.

<---Pisces too.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm a Cancer (w/ Aquarius Rising, Leo moon)
I love my sign.

[ViridianAsp]

Aquarius, here...I seem to be the only one fessing up to it.

[ElanthianSiren]

I can see Aquarius rising for you. You don't come off defensive like most cancers I've known (my mom is one). Granted, I don't really know you but on the boards...

[Allereli]

Scorpio of course

[Sean of the Thread]

Seriously dude. The shit's eerie. Everything that happens to you I can totally see happening to me as well.

I'm just gonna stay single and hopefully die young.

<---Pisces too.

Ha and we matched personality types.

fucked up.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I can see Aquarius rising for you. You don't come off defensive like most cancers I've known (my mom is one). Granted, I don't really know you but on the boards...

Correct.. I also don't have the jealousy issues most Cancers do which is also attributed to the Aquarius rising.

[NocturnalRob]

yeah, bitches. here come the capricorns...

[The Ponzzz]

I'm an Italian born on an Irish holiday...

Pisces.

[Miss Ismurii]

Capricorns FTW <3

[AnticorRifling]

Aquarius I think. It depends on which zodiac calendar you're using as a guide (I've seen some of the dates different).

[ElanthianSiren]

I believe Pisces are winning.

[Miss Ismurii]

Why isn't Pisces even up on the voting chart?

[ElanthianSiren]

Because you can only have 10 replies.

There's no pisces and no Aries. Dev totally shunned me :cry:

[Sean of the Thread]

DON'T SQUISH THE FISH

[DeV]

Aquarius I think. It depends on which zodiac calendar you're using as a guide (I've seen some of the dates different).Fellow cuspian here, too. Aries/Taurus depending on the calendar. 4-20 is a cursed b-day anyway. And with my moon in Aquarius, I'm a combination of royally fucked opposites.

[Some Rogue]

Libra!

[Bokertal]

I'm a fucking bull.

Taurus!


Me too! Me too!

[RichardCranium]

Zodiac is the work of the devil.

[DeV]

Why isn't Pisces even up on the voting chart?
The first and the last got the shaft. It couldn't be helped!

[mgoddess]

Virgo with Cancer rising...

(According to the old-ass 12-constellation Zodiac.)

[TheEschaton]

I'm Gemini, but I don't know wtf my rising and falling and moon and all that shit is.

[Jenisi]

Completely Taurus and agree with it's personality predictions for myself as well.

Astrologers assign personality traits to the signs. The following are traits more widely associated with Taurus. Note that no scientific research thusfar has been able to prove such correlation. Many astrologers consider planetary aspects to hold a key influence[6] which may override sign location and thus conceding many exceptions.

* Stubborn,[7][8] however prefer thinking of themselves as patient, sensible and firm.[9]
* Dedicated, willing to work hard for what they enjoy.[10]
* Determined.[7][8][9]
* Disciplined, methodical [8][9]
* Sensible, practical [7][8][11]
* Conservative,[7] traditional[8]
* Artistic / creative.[7] Often musical.[10][9]
* Relaxed, laid-back, generally cool and self-possessed [9][10]
* Slow to anger, but can become furiously mad [8][9][10]
* Sensual,[7][8][9] greatly enjoys food [9]
* Loving, strongly attracted to the opposite sex.[9]
* Romantic and affectionate.[7]
* getting stuck in ruts
* Good sense of humour
* Resentful [11]
* Prudent, cautious [7][9]
* Reliable, dependable and trustworthy [10][9]
* Tenacious, steadfast [8][9]
* Stable, steady [9]
* Patient [10][9]
* Loyal, faithful [7][8][9]
* resourceful
* Possessive[citation needed]
* Overindulgent [7]
* Strong
* Good taste [12]
* Very OutGoing

Attributes

Ideal Careers Banking, modeling, music, almost any form of bureaucracy, engineering, auctioneering, artist, managers, singers, chef and acting.

Likes Stability [10] • beauty [10] • nature and natural things [10][9] • taking their time [10] • comfort and pleasure [10] • luxury [9] • the arts [7][9] • music [9]

Dislikes Disruption [9] • being forced [9] • being rushed [11] • change [9] • chaos [11]

[Renian]

Scorpio ftw

According to Wikipedia:
In medical astrology Scorpio governs the reproductive system and sexual organs.[5] [17]

WE ARE MASTERS OF THE PEEN

[Nauriel]

Scorpio with Libra rising and an Aries moon. ;)

[Sweets]

Scorpio.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Looks like we have quite a few Tauruses.

[Nauriel]

who cares about Taurus! we have Scorpios :heart: rawr

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I get along with Taurus people really well, SO I CARE ABOUT TAURUS, OKAY?

[Gelston]

Leo's FTW, because we don't let everyone into Team BAMF.

Ideal Careers: Politics or governmental work [8] • Business [8] • Lawyer • Photographer • Entertainer [8] • Music and Art [8] • Fashion Designer
Likes: Spotlight • Speculative ventures [8] • Luxurious living [8] • Drama [8] • Adornment • Fashion • Pageantry • Grandeur • Kids [8]
Dislikes: Doing things safely [8] • Small minded people [8] • Penny-pinching [8] • Being compared to others • Loneliness

[TheRoseLady]

Sagittarius with Libra rising and Taurus moon.