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Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 03:44 PM
Since I am barred from cluttering up the boob thread with my male hands request, I am starting my own.
So, males of the PCs, post a picture of your hands.
Go.
Ashliana
09-11-2008, 03:45 PM
But I have small, slender gamer hands! And the limp-wrist of a .. Nevermind.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 03:46 PM
But I have small, slender gamer hands! And the limp-wrist of a .. Nevermind.
...
Male gamers can have awesome hands.
See: Rad's hands of secks (http://bingweb.binghamton.edu/%7Ebkarker1/CIMG2062.JPG)
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 03:49 PM
http://bingweb.binghamton.edu/%7Ebkarker1/CIMG1417rev.JPG
Step 1- have awesome hands
Step 2- draw all over your hands with sharpie marker
Step 3- ?????
Step 4- Profit!
(taken a bunch of years ago, iirc)
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 03:54 PM
It looks like henna only less delicate. Plus henna is on the back of the hands usually..
Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 03:55 PM
Quality isn't so great:
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/7744/notmyhandrz8.gif
Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 03:55 PM
We have free time.
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 03:56 PM
I'm kinda arachnodactylous, g.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 03:56 PM
Quality isn't so great:
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/7744/notmyhandrz8.gif
You have extremely weird looking hands :/ Sorry man.
Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 03:57 PM
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=arachnodactyly&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
NocturnalRob
09-11-2008, 03:57 PM
You have extremely weird looking hands :/ Sorry man.
stanley, stop it.
narc, don't worry. stanley has the small hands of carnie folk. smells like cabbage.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 03:59 PM
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=arachnodactyly&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
You know, in the boob thread, I didn't bust in there and post pictures of an 80 year old woman with wrinkly skin flaps, did I?
No, no I didn't. SO DONT COME INTO MY THREAD AND POST YOUR CREEPY FREAKING HANDS OF CREEPYNESS, GOT IT?
Stop trying to Backlash my thread.
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 03:59 PM
Not only am I arachnodactylous, but I've got hypermobility. My index and pinky go all the way back to the back of my wrist, if you push them.
Bokertal
09-11-2008, 04:02 PM
Talk to it.
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c17/roguewave1971/hand.jpg
B4Hand
09-11-2008, 04:04 PM
More..back of the hands..with some of the wrist forearm? Yay thread go! :love:
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 04:04 PM
Backs of hands too, wrists, maybe some forearm action.
<3 Thanks for the two serious contributors so far.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 04:05 PM
More..back of the hands..with some of the wrist forearm? Yay thread go! :love:
Haha Merji gets my thread <3
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 04:05 PM
I'll have to roll out more handage when I get back home. I'm cameraless in the studio.
B4Hand
09-11-2008, 04:09 PM
Haha Merji gets my thread <3
We must have posted nearly at the same time! I have a..make me weak in the knees thing for good hands..:wubsmiley:
Ashliana
09-11-2008, 04:11 PM
Here's one of mine. Shot with my cell by a window at work.
http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=handwithaviewdf6.jpg
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 04:13 PM
We must have posted nearly at the same time! I have a..make me weak in the knees thing for good hands..:wubsmiley:
Same here, same here.
Kuyuk
09-11-2008, 04:20 PM
photobucket blows, It wont let me login to upload hand pics to post here.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 04:20 PM
photobucket blows, It wont let me login to upload hand pics to post here.
www.imageshack.us
You don't need an account to upload!
Ashliana
09-11-2008, 04:20 PM
Same here, same here.
::shakes fist at you::
Sean of the Thread
09-11-2008, 04:20 PM
This is all I got on file atm. I'll post some as soon as my batteries finish charging for the energy hog Kodak digital camera I own.
I've got a boxer break of the fifth metacarpal on both hands so I've got a nice pinky fingers can never line up with the rest of my fingers. Lesson is when you get into fights make sure not to punch people in the forehead on accident.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/paddy.jpg
Kuyuk
09-11-2008, 04:23 PM
Fail.
fack it
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25041852@N03/2849336588/
Kuyuk
09-11-2008, 04:24 PM
failx2, delete plz
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 04:25 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3127/2849336588_ae5cb5f243.jpg?v=0
..
Kuyuk
09-11-2008, 04:26 PM
looks like you got it anyway ;p
that works
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/5429/boobhandgq0.th.jpg (http://img383.imageshack.us/my.php?image=boobhandgq0.jpg)
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 04:26 PM
Nice hands though, Kuyuk.
I can tell you're a chef looking at them, too!
B4Hand
09-11-2008, 04:27 PM
Nice hands, and with wrist and forearm action!
Kuyuk
09-11-2008, 04:31 PM
oh, they've seen alot of action...specially with all the boobage...
Shari
09-11-2008, 04:32 PM
Yeah. I am requesting hands-down images, I'd like to see the nails, plus part of the forearm please. Kthx.
Bokertal
09-11-2008, 04:36 PM
My freckled Irish guns. Haha.
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c17/roguewave1971/arms.jpg
I soooo need to get some work done today.
Kuyuk
09-11-2008, 04:39 PM
you're supposed to make gang signs boke...
Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 05:11 PM
Playing with my lizard and balls.
You guys are freaks.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 05:16 PM
Much better.
:thumbup:
Oh and nice balls!!
Asile
09-11-2008, 05:27 PM
Stan, you don't bite your nails, do you? (Maybe it's just me; they look kinda freaky short.)
Oh and nice balls!!
^ ^
NocturnalRob
09-11-2008, 05:30 PM
Stan, you don't bite your nails, do you? (Maybe it's just me; they look kinda freaky short.)
he could just cut them really short? i know a lot of people that do that.
Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 05:32 PM
I don't really bite my nails as much as I rabidly chew off the tips of my phalanges :sorry:
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 05:34 PM
Phalanx (plural phalanges) is the name of the bone, iirc. That's a gruesome image, Stan.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 05:34 PM
When I get anxious (which is a lot) I have to consciously tell myself not to nail bite.
Keeping mine short and well manicured is a good way of reminding myself not to.
Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 05:35 PM
Phalanx (plural phalanges) is the name of the bone, iirc. That's a gruesome image, Stan.
Yo se.
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 05:38 PM
Of course I know that you know...
It's them I'm concerned about.
Shhh. They might hear.
Asile
09-11-2008, 05:41 PM
When I get anxious (which is a lot) I have to consciously tell myself not to nail bite.
Keeping mine short and well manicured is a good way of reminding myself not to.
I knew it was something being bit. The only way I can completely avoid it myself is to do the acrylic thing. (No, they're not even close to freakishly long--I still have to be able to type dammit! And mine look surprisingly natural; a lot of people are shocked when I tell them they're fake.)
I will say, though, that except for that one issue, very nice hands Stan.
<3 to Narc for starting this thread.
Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 05:48 PM
I will say, though, that except for that one issue, very nice hands Stan.
Thanks! I never really knew this was a thing, heh.
ElanthianSiren
09-11-2008, 05:54 PM
Stanhands and lizard ftw!
ps. I only love you for your lizard.
Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 05:57 PM
Wow. I. Am. Actually flustered? Is this hand thing for real, yo?
Oh yes -- My leezard loves you too ;)
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 05:59 PM
Yea... girls love manhands. It reminds them of daddy>safety>protect their kids>hot secks
Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 06:03 PM
Oh.
I can call the cops in record speed. /flex
Bokertal
09-11-2008, 06:05 PM
Oh.
I can call the cops in record speed. /flex
:rofl:
ElanthianSiren
09-11-2008, 06:06 PM
Yea... girls love manhands. It reminds them of daddy>safety>protect their kids>hot secks
Does that mean chicks with chest fetishes are secretly guys?
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 06:11 PM
Nope. Maybe secretly gays. But not guys.
It's akin to the guys who like blowjob porno. Just because there's no female nudity doesn't mean its gay.
...
ElanthianSiren
09-11-2008, 06:17 PM
Sweet. I'll be sure to post videos here if that ever pans out.
NocturnalRob
09-11-2008, 06:20 PM
It's akin to the guys who like blowjob porno. Just because there's no female nudity doesn't mean its gay.
nope. just makes it bad porn.
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 06:20 PM
Sweet. I'll be sure to post videos here if that ever pans out.
Well, you'll never know until you try.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 06:22 PM
Yea... girls love manhands. It reminds them of daddy>safety>protect their kids>hot secks
Eh, it's not really that to me. There are a lot of things really.
One, purely physical-- I like the sensation of rougher, manly hands on my smooth skin. If it's gonna be smooth on smooth, I'd rather the owner of said hands just be a girl.
Two, yeah I guess there is a safety thing. I like when a guy has nice big hands with slender fingers. I have pretty small hands and I like to hold hands, so having a guy be able to completely envelop my own hands in his own makes me feel secure for some reason.
Three, seeing guys do dexterous things with their hands and stuff is sexy.. I can't pinpoint exactly why but I think it has to do with assuring me that they could at least make some attempt at surviving were there a doomsday scenario or something.
radamanthys
09-11-2008, 06:24 PM
Or it's just masculine and hot. There's that, too.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 06:24 PM
Yeah.
Masculine and hot.
Thank you, haha.
NocturnalRob
09-11-2008, 06:25 PM
they could at least make some attempt at surviving were there a doomsday scenario or something.
i read this. we're good to go, Narc. come stay with me.
http://a0.vox.com/6a00d414291430685e00d09e685770be2b-500pi
grenthor
09-11-2008, 06:30 PM
Being a tease like the boob thread
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c157/bingo969/Handjob.jpg
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 06:32 PM
i read this. we're good to go, Narc. come stay with me.
http://a0.vox.com/6a00d414291430685e00d09e685770be2b-500pi
Well I say.
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3379/picture24jv0.jpg
NocturnalRob
09-11-2008, 06:34 PM
Well I say.
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3379/picture24jv0.jpg
you saucy fucking minx...i'm in love.
Numbers
09-11-2008, 06:37 PM
Here's some ape arms.
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2931/photo10ja5.jpg
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 06:42 PM
Pft nothing wrong with hair on the arms n.n
Thanks for the post.. I dig the watch, too. More men need to wear watches. :(
Kuyuk
09-11-2008, 06:47 PM
I have two spiffy pocket watches :)
one has my initials on it :)
Ulkov
09-11-2008, 08:05 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/manhands1.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/manhands2.jpg
Sorry for the dry hands... I'm a pressman by trade, projectionist before that, so my hands have seen their fair share of film/paper cuts as well as being sucked dry by every piece of paper that passes through them (which is alot). Also, my corgi would rather chew my arm than her toys so...yea.
EDIT: This is a thread about man hands, right?
How come nobody's posted a picture of Kirsten Dunst?
:bigsmile:
wood1559
09-11-2008, 08:08 PM
Being a tease like the boob thread
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c157/bingo969/Handjob.jpg
well played sir
Bokertal
09-11-2008, 08:10 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/manhands1.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/manhands2.jpg
Sorry for the dry hands... I'm a pressman by trade, projectionist before that, so my hands have seen their fair share of film/paper cuts as well as being sucked dry by every piece of paper that passes through my them (which is alot). Also, my corgi would rather chew my arm than her toys so...yea.
UMMM....are you reaching for a three headed penis hydra thing? :wtf: Haha.
But, seriously....that's a cool lookin wall.
Ulkov
09-11-2008, 08:12 PM
UMMM....are you reaching for a three headed penis hydra thing? :wtf: Haha.
.....sure. Why not.
(it's really a carrot, tho)
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 08:21 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/manhands1.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/manhands2.jpg
Sorry for the dry hands... I'm a pressman by trade, projectionist before that, so my hands have seen their fair share of film/paper cuts as well as being sucked dry by every piece of paper that passes through my them (which is alot). Also, my corgi would rather chew my arm than her toys so...yea.
EDIT: This is a thread about man hands, right?
How come nobody's posted a picture of Kirsten Dunst?
:bigsmile:
Me likey.
The wall is cool, and trust me scuffed up is way better than "perfect" hands, when it comes to male hands.
Kainen
09-11-2008, 08:24 PM
Being a tease like the boob thread
:lol: :lol: :lol:
diethx
09-11-2008, 08:40 PM
http://students.kennesaw.edu/~sjacobs9/justinhand.jpg
My sexy beast's hand.
Ulkov
09-11-2008, 08:57 PM
Me likey.
The wall is cool, and trust me scuffed up is way better than "perfect" hands, when it comes to male hands.
Sweet, thanks. My first, and most likely ONLY venture into male modeling, WOO!
By the by, as much as I would LOVE to take credit for having a wall that looked that cool, it's a poster - available for purchase in a variety of places:
http://www.movieposter.com/poster/MPW-8970/America_The_Beautiful.html
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/America-the-Beautiful-Poster/
Revalos
09-11-2008, 09:01 PM
I'll take pictures of my hands when my latest fishing injury heals. One is kind of grotesque at the moment.
Dothstar's_Seven
09-11-2008, 10:00 PM
Eh, why not.
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1963/img0107hz0.jpg
The dark mark near the knuckle of my little finger is a scar, but I cant get a zoom with decent resolution.
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5919/img0110fm2.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8923/img0116hq6.jpg
Reference for scale. Watch is 2 1/8" in diameter.
Trouble
09-11-2008, 10:05 PM
OK let's see if this works:
http://home.comcast.net/~trouble124/Hand1.JPG
http://home.comcast.net/~trouble124/Hand2.JPG
Hmm it looks like I bite my nails in the first pic but it's just because I clipped them last night.
Hopefully I'll have some real pictures for the 'current' thread after I get back from LA this weekend.
Ulkov
09-11-2008, 10:14 PM
Also, this is all off-topic and shit but...you guys were touting the ZSG, so here's some more pics of me and mine:
These were tattoos the wife and I got on our 6 year anniversary.
His:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/ZSGtat1.jpg
Hers:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/ZSG2.jpg
Yes that is on her ass. :lol:
Fucking asshole artist was drunk and fresh out of jail so my machete looks like a goddamn butter knife but hey... it's the moment in time that matters.
Asile
09-11-2008, 10:52 PM
Eh, it's not really that to me. There are a lot of things really.
One, purely physical-- I like the sensation of rougher, manly hands on my smooth skin. If it's gonna be smooth on smooth, I'd rather the owner of said hands just be a girl.
Two, yeah I guess there is a safety thing. I like when a guy has nice big hands with slender fingers. I have pretty small hands and I like to hold hands, so having a guy be able to completely envelop my own hands in his own makes me feel secure for some reason.
Three, seeing guys do dexterous things with their hands and stuff is sexy.. I can't pinpoint exactly why but I think it has to do with assuring me that they could at least make some attempt at surviving were there a doomsday scenario or something.
This pretty much sums up the thing with hands for me, too...except that my hands are a little larger, so a guy with big, strong (not just fat) hands = security.
And yes, a guy's hands can tell a lot about what kind of macho things he can do. If they're all perfectly smooth and almost girly looking, I wouldn't expect him to be out working in the yard or on cars or fixing stuff around the house...which then leads to doomsday survival stuff that takes some strength.
Not to mention other kinds of things a guy's hands can do.
Asile
09-11-2008, 10:58 PM
Being a tease like the boob thread
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c157/bingo969/Handjob.jpg
So mean. And such a wuss. Gloves...pfft!
Unless you took that at work and you're, like, an electrician or landscaper or do construction or something. Then you're forgiven...only if we get an uncovered pic, like, now.
Numbers
09-11-2008, 11:03 PM
Dude, is that a pocket watch from Fullmetal Alchemist?
Asile
09-11-2008, 11:10 PM
Hmm it looks like I bite my nails in the first pic but it's just because I clipped them last night.
No, those look like clipped nails, not bitten. Trust me, I very much know the difference.
Ulkov, no need to apologize for the condition of your hands--I've seen lots worse *shudders* Besides, the little nicks and such are nice signs that you use your hands.. Mmmm...
Narc, this thread is very much win. I love you for starting it.
Ulkov
09-11-2008, 11:19 PM
Who knew women got this hot over hands? WTF is wrong with my lady? I pretty much have to solve world hunger to get attention from her.
and then it's like, "Good job, dude! Do the dishes?"
I'd take you hard and sloppy, Ulkov. Nice hands indeed.
Shari
09-11-2008, 11:32 PM
Who knew women got this hot over hands? WTF is wrong with my lady? I pretty much have to solve world hunger to get attention from her.
and then it's like, "Good job, dude! Do the dishes?"
Scott, is that you?
Eh, why not.
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1963/img0107hz0.jpg
These hands are Jen-Approved.
Ulkov
09-11-2008, 11:51 PM
Scott, is that you?
Nope, sorry. My name is Joseph.
Thanks, DCSL - hard and sloppy is one of my favorite ways to go. In my experience, hard and sloppy almost always leads to experiences you weren't aware you were capable of. And, well, new experiences fucking win.
Daniel
09-12-2008, 12:36 AM
My nails are brutal. I bite them all the time, and my cuticles shed like no bodies business so they're always ripped out and bleeding.
diethx
09-12-2008, 12:37 AM
Gross!
Shari
09-12-2008, 12:40 AM
Nope, sorry. My name is Joseph.
I kid. My husband's name is Scott and I am telling you, that is EXACTLY the kind of conversation we would have regarding this thread. :D
ViridianAsp
09-12-2008, 12:44 AM
Eh, why not.
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1963/img0107hz0.jpg
The dark mark near the knuckle of my little finger is a scar, but I cant get a zoom with decent resolution.
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5919/img0110fm2.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8923/img0116hq6.jpg
Reference for scale. Watch is 2 1/8" in diameter.
I want that pocket watch!!! Nice hands.
Dothstar's_Seven
09-12-2008, 12:59 AM
Dude, is that a pocket watch from Fullmetal Alchemist?
It is indeed! An exact replica of Edward's state alchemist pocket watch, down to the engraving on the inside.
It came with a neat leather holster case.
I heart it.
ViridianAsp
09-12-2008, 01:12 AM
It is indeed! An exact replica of Edward's state alchemist pocket watch, down to the engraving on the inside.
It came with a neat leather holster case.
I heart it.
I'm so jealous.
Dothstar's_Seven
09-12-2008, 01:56 AM
I'm so jealous.
They pop up on ebay from time to time.
I mean, there's others that've been made now, but they don't have the antique finish, or the second hand is only a dummy second hand, or the actual watch face isn't replica.
However, there are two on ebay currently (IF ANYONE WANTS TO BUY ONE).
http://cgi.ebay.com/Officially-FULLMETAL-ALCHEMIST-POCKET-WATCH-FMA-LIMITED_W0QQitemZ350096267811QQcmdZViewItem?hash=i tem350096267811&_trkparms=72%3A1163|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A13 18&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
And here's a crappier version.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180057559476&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RCRX_Pr4_PcY_BIN_Stores_IT&refitem=350096267811&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=active_view_item&usedrule1=CrossSell_LogicX&refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget&_trksid=p284.m184&_trkparms=algo%3DCRX%26its%3DS%252BI%252BSS%26itu% 3DISS%252BUCI%252BSI%26otn%3D4
radamanthys
09-12-2008, 04:24 AM
http://bingweb.binghamton.edu/%7Ebkarker1/CIMG2067.JPG
My hands are large. They might be in charge, as well. Depends on if they get the promotion later this month.
Sweets
09-12-2008, 07:41 AM
Thank you Narc! I thought I was the only one that was into male hands. Rough and BIG! Nice. I'll see if I can get my hubby to post his. Sexy, sexy, sexy hands.
grenthor you tease! Take it off!
<3 all the posted hands so far.
Asile
09-12-2008, 10:56 AM
http://bingweb.binghamton.edu/%7Ebkarker1/CIMG2067.JPG
My hands are large. They might be in charge, as well. Depends on if they get the promotion later this month.
Not a bad way to wake up this morning :D
The Guinness bottle (good taste) helps with the scale, too; if it wasn't there, I'd wonder if you just had a small keyboard and monitor.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 11:37 AM
Sorry for the crappy cellphone pic, I'll post a better one later.
http://www.martaigne.com/images/hand.jpg
In case you're wondering, since I have nothing to scale it to in the pic, it's 8 inches from tip of the middle finger to the base of my palm.
LadyLaphrael
09-12-2008, 12:18 PM
Sorry for the crappy cellphone pic, I'll post a better one later.
http://www.martaigne.com/images/hand.jpg
In case you're wondering, since I have nothing to scale it to in the pic, it's 8 inches from tip of the middle finger to the base of my palm.
I'm wagering you based this measurement on something else that was approximately 8 inches?
CrystalTears
09-12-2008, 12:25 PM
I'm wagering you based this measurement on something else that was approximately 8 inches?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/funnies/renstimpypwned.jpg
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 12:25 PM
I'm wagering you based this measurement on something else that was approximately 8 inches?
Yeah, the first 8 inches on a ruler.
CrystalTears
09-12-2008, 12:26 PM
Yeah, the first 8 inches on a ruler.
Turn it over. I think you were looking at centimeters. :D
LadyLaphrael
09-12-2008, 12:27 PM
Oh, well in that case, so much for my original guess. I was trying to suggest you compared it to your penis.
...and then doubled it.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 12:29 PM
Oh, well in that case, so much for my original guess. I was trying to suggest you compared it to your penis.
...and then doubled it.
It's a grower, not a shower.
NocturnalRob
09-12-2008, 12:33 PM
It's a grower, not a shower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVHRWSl1z8U
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c171/privatespaz/shrinkage.jpg
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 12:33 PM
I am so positive that I do not want to click on those.
NocturnalRob
09-12-2008, 12:36 PM
I am so positive that I do not want to click on those.
do iiiiiiiiiiit
Clove
09-12-2008, 12:36 PM
I'm wagering you based this measurement on something else that was approximately 8 inches?You been thinking about this, haven't you....
:thinking:
Clove
09-12-2008, 12:42 PM
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9705/blurryhandou6.jpg (http://imageshack.us) A little blurry.
Liagala
09-12-2008, 12:53 PM
While you guys are taking pictures, it wouldn't be out of line for the occasional arm/shoulder shot to find its way in here.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 01:14 PM
While you guys are taking pictures, it wouldn't be out of line for the occasional arm/shoulder shot to find its way in here.
More, more, more... just because you post your boobs doesn't mean you're going to get arm-action from us!
:rofl: :love:
AnticorRifling
09-12-2008, 01:23 PM
Here's my big ass pimp watch. Go go Invicta!
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Misc/handandwatch.jpg
Liagala
09-12-2008, 01:34 PM
More, more, more... just because you post your boobs doesn't mean you're going to get arm-action from us!
Come on now... we took our shirts off for you, and now you're not going to return the favor? :unfair:
Dothstar's_Seven
09-12-2008, 01:39 PM
More, more, more... just because you post your boobs doesn't mean you're going to get arm-action from us!
This is where all of you ladyfolk start to plead and implore Martaigne to oblige in this thread and in IMs. With enough peer pressure, convincing, and other arm/shoulder shots from his male counterparts, his forearms and shoulders will make their way to PC in all of their glory.
Or something.
That's how it worked with the other thread, right?
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 01:40 PM
Glory my ass. No one wants to see my bony bod.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 01:41 PM
Come on now... we took our shirts off for you, and now you're not going to return the favor? :unfair:
<3
I'm sure someone in this thread will man up.
Clove
09-12-2008, 01:46 PM
Come on now... we took our shirts off for you, and now you're not going to return the favor? :unfair:In the appropriate thread, perhaps we will. But I'm not over-achieving. You asked for hands, hands is all you get.
Martaigne and Dothstar have the best hands.
The end.
Dothstar's_Seven
09-12-2008, 01:48 PM
Glory my ass. No one wants to see my bony bod.
Better bony, than so pale it reflects the harmful death rays of the sun and sets buildings and people on fire.
Clove
09-12-2008, 01:50 PM
This is where all of you ladyfolk start to plead and implore Martaigne to oblige in this thread and in IMs. With enough peer pressure, convincing, and other arm/shoulder shots from his male counterparts, his forearms and shoulders will make their way to PC in all of their glory.
Or something.
That's how it worked with the other thread, right?Someone has to post an intimidatingly muscular chest first.
Someone has to post an intimidatingly muscular chest first.
Ponzzz.
Heheh.
The Ponzzz
09-12-2008, 01:56 PM
My fat ass does not have an intimidatingly muscular chest.
Dothstar's_Seven
09-12-2008, 01:58 PM
My fat ass does not have an intimidatingly muscular chest.
The fuck it doesn't.
Your chest has so much power behind it, it'd make the forums explode. I'm scared as shit of that thing, man.
I swear to god, if you and BigWorm chest bumped, there'd be a mighty crack of thunder, and the earth would shake.
AnticorRifling
09-12-2008, 01:59 PM
The fuck it doesn't.
Your chest has so much power behind it, it'd make the forums explode. I'm scared as shit of that think, man.
I swear to god, if you and BigWorm chest bumped, there'd be a mighty crack of thunder, and the earth would shake.
Dothstar wins gayest post of the week award.
The Ponzzz
09-12-2008, 01:59 PM
There would be too much manliness for the world there.
I just snort-laughed. Thanks Doth.
Ponzzz, we all have different tastes!
Allereli
09-12-2008, 02:01 PM
Dothstar wins gayest post of the week award.
my vote is for sst in the topless thread
AnticorRifling
09-12-2008, 02:02 PM
That wasn't gay that was douche, there is a difference.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 02:06 PM
Better bony, than so pale it reflects the harmful death rays of the sun and sets buildings and people on fire.
Why can't I have both?
The fuck it doesn't.
Your chest has so much power behind it, it'd make the forums explode. I'm scared as shit of that think, man.
I swear to god, if you and BigWorm chest bumped, there'd be a mighty crack of thunder, and the earth would shake.
Awesome. Period. Hahahaha!
Dothstar's_Seven
09-12-2008, 02:16 PM
Awesome. Period. Hahahaha!
Titans, man. Titans.
AnticorRifling
09-12-2008, 02:18 PM
Titans, man. Titans.
You only get one gayest post of the week award per week, please watch yourself.
Dothstar's_Seven
09-12-2008, 02:24 PM
You only get one gayest post of the week award per week, please watch yourself.
I'm going for a hat trick, fagbag.
Gotta get me in the books with three gayest posts of the week in a row.
Clove
09-12-2008, 02:28 PM
Ponzzz.
Heheh.I'm sorry. But I must have missed your post in the topless thread. Until "find" it, I don't believe you get to MAKE requests.
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/arm1.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/arm2.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/thebird.jpg
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 02:35 PM
I'm sorry. But I must have missed your post in the topless thread. Until "find" it, I don't believe you get to MAKE requests.
She also told me it's not an "epic" thread until her breasts make an appearance in it.
Liagala
09-12-2008, 03:11 PM
<3
I'm sure someone in this thread will man up.
:love: back to you... but not quite as much as if you posted an arm/shoulder picture. If it makes you feel better, you can include those "bedroom eyes" you were talking about in the current pics thread. We won't mind.
In the appropriate thread, perhaps we will. But I'm not over-achieving. You asked for hands, hands is all you get.
Narcissia asked for hands. I asked for arms/shoulders. Make us both happy!
Are all of you men going to try to tell me that the women have more balls than you do?
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 03:42 PM
HOLY HANDS.
http://bingweb.binghamton.edu/%7Ebkarker1/CIMG2067.JPG
My hands are large. They might be in charge, as well. Depends on if they get the promotion later this month.
Large, sexy man hands.. guinness, and chocolate. This picture is win.
Sorry for the crappy cellphone pic, I'll post a better one later.
http://www.martaigne.com/images/hand.jpg
In case you're wondering, since I have nothing to scale it to in the pic, it's 8 inches from tip of the middle finger to the base of my palm.
Rawr! Thank you for posting!
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9705/blurryhandou6.jpg
A little blurry.
Nikki like.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 03:43 PM
Here's my big ass pimp watch. Go go Invicta!
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Misc/handandwatch.jpg
Woo hoo! Thank you for the hand + watch picture :D
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/arm2.jpg
You sir, have very nice hands. And, the forearm action is verra nice.
Clove
09-12-2008, 03:46 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/arm1.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/arm2.jpg
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/thebird.jpgGod damn you. I sooooo miss Chic-a-File.
Sean of the Thread
09-12-2008, 03:51 PM
I need to find the motivation to take pictures of my hands for the pc girls and hopefully not too many guys.
Then again I need some motivation to go take the black and decker out to the weeds so it's not saying much.
Numbers
09-12-2008, 03:54 PM
However, there are two on ebay currently (IF ANYONE WANTS TO BUY ONE).
http://cgi.ebay.com/Officially-FULLMETAL-ALCHEMIST-POCKET-WATCH-FMA-LIMITED_W0QQitemZ350096267811QQcmdZViewItem?hash=i tem350096267811&_trkparms=72%3A1163|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A13 18&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
And here's a crappier version.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180057559476&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RCRX_Pr4_PcY_BIN_Stores_IT&refitem=350096267811&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=active_view_item&usedrule1=CrossSell_LogicX&refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget&_trksid=p284.m184&_trkparms=algo%3DCRX%26its%3DS%252BI%252BSS%26itu% 3DISS%252BUCI%252BSI%26otn%3D4
I just totally bought one of those.
Sean of the Thread
09-12-2008, 03:59 PM
I just totally bought one of those.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/nerds.jpg
The Ponzzz
09-12-2008, 04:01 PM
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/4137/hand1bp8.jpg
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/6981/hand2do5.jpg
Allereli
09-12-2008, 04:01 PM
http://bingweb.binghamton.edu/%7Ebkarker1/CIMG2067.JPG
My hands are large. They might be in charge, as well. Depends on if they get the promotion later this month.
I didn't notice this until Narc's post. that's insane. mine only reach caps lock to J, K if I really stretch
Clove
09-12-2008, 04:09 PM
Oh. Keyboard for scale? I can do that.
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/1464/handwkbif9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I'm sorry. But I must have missed your post in the topless thread. Until "find" it, I don't believe you get to MAKE requests.
You did miss that post. Go look a little harder.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 04:18 PM
Heh, I have the same keyboard.
http://www.martaigne.com/images/hand2.jpg
Clove
09-12-2008, 04:19 PM
Heh, I have the same keyboard. Sec.Yeah I really like it because it makes my hands look bigger.
Clove
09-12-2008, 04:19 PM
You did miss that post. Go look a little harder.No chests for you.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 04:28 PM
Oh. Keyboard for scale? I can do that.
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/1464/handwkbif9.jpg
You gotta resize that shit.
But nice, verrrrrry nice <3
CrystalTears
09-12-2008, 04:29 PM
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/1464/handwkbif9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://www.martaigne.com/images/hand2.jpg
I'm not a hands girl, but damnit if those aren't nice hands.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 04:30 PM
Heh, I have the same keyboard.
http://www.martaigne.com/images/hand2.jpg
Unf unf unf.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 04:30 PM
Unf unf unf.
I'm envisioning pelvic thrusts with this sound.
And coincidentally, bouncing boobs too.
Unf unf unf.
Exactly what I was thinking.
NocturnalRob
09-12-2008, 04:43 PM
I'm envisioning pelvic thrusts with this sound.
And coincidentally, bouncing boobs too.
i think that's justifiable.
MotleyCrew
09-12-2008, 04:43 PM
Eh..the hands are ok..but rather see some legs or even a nice chest or two myself...
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 04:49 PM
This is the hands thread, damn it.
:(
Clove
09-12-2008, 04:49 PM
Eh..the hands are ok..but rather see some legs or even a nice chest or two myself...My legs have scars.
Snarkmistress Merique
09-12-2008, 05:08 PM
Heh, I have the same keyboard.
http://www.martaigne.com/images/hand2.jpg
mm. fapfap.
<3
wood1559
09-12-2008, 05:15 PM
hello ladies. tried to get a bit of forearm for you...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2851047433_bd1848a9fe.jpg?v=0
enjoy.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 05:17 PM
AND we have some watch action!
Snarkmistress Merique
09-12-2008, 05:18 PM
Y'know, those wedding rings really kill it, guys.
-hum-
diethx
09-12-2008, 05:19 PM
http://www.martaigne.com/images/hand2.jpg
Why is your palm so much longer than your fingers?!?!?!?!?
Snarkmistress Merique
09-12-2008, 05:20 PM
Why is your palm so much longer than your fingers?!?!?!?!?
He and I have discussed this.
Maximum bitchslapage.
diethx
09-12-2008, 05:21 PM
They look so smooth too, like girly hands. DO YOU MOISTURIZE?
Asile
09-12-2008, 05:23 PM
Sorry for the crappy cellphone pic, I'll post a better one later.
http://www.martaigne.com/images/hand.jpg
Now I know why Martaigne dresses the way he does. Guys who go for the french cuffs tend to be very particular about their clothes and accessories overall, and actually have some taste and class about it. That's what I picked up while working in the men's department of a major department store.
Very much love to you all who've posted a pic; much more love to ya'll who've posted more than one!
Warriorbird
09-12-2008, 05:23 PM
From last year... I'll see if I can get something untweaked and recent later.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3064/2850861591_ab16def041_o.jpg
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 05:28 PM
From last year... I'll see if I can get something untweaked and recent later.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3064/2850861591_ab16def041_o.jpg
This looks like "The claw".. the hand I make towards my cats like I'm about to grab their face, and they growl at me and bite my fingers.
Is funnnnny.
JohnGalt
09-12-2008, 05:28 PM
Here are my hands:
http://www.sammatthews.com/images/Random%20Illustrations/atlas_shrugged3.jpg
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 05:30 PM
Here are my hands:
http://www.sammatthews.com/images/Random%20Illustrations/atlas_shrugged3.jpg
You have an adorable dress, Mr. Galt.
JohnGalt
09-12-2008, 05:34 PM
You have an adorable dress, Mr. Galt.
Thank you!
For ten minutes now, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values.
Warriorbird
09-12-2008, 05:37 PM
John Galt = ClydeL
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 05:38 PM
They look so smooth too, like girly hands. DO YOU MOISTURIZE?
Yes, and I get regular manicures too. Working on cars (one of my hobbies) tends to tear them up so I have to take care of them.
Now I know why Martaigne dresses the way he does. Guys who go for the french cuffs tend to be very particular about their clothes and accessories overall, and actually have some taste and class about it.
This is true. I think the term you're seeking is "metro". :D
Here are my hands:
http://www.sammatthews.com/images/Random%20Illustrations/atlas_shrugged3.jpg
Hahahahhaahahahah.
omfuckinggod i cant breathe hahaha
Edit: ROFL AT THOSE GLASSES.
B4Hand
09-12-2008, 05:43 PM
Here's my big ass pimp watch. Go go Invicta!
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Misc/handandwatch.jpg
I like the watch~ Very nice hands..with wrist action~ woot
Clove
09-12-2008, 05:43 PM
This is true. I think the term you're seeking is "metro". :DOr giant pink flamer.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 05:44 PM
Or giant pink flamer.
Maybe if I fucked guys. Keep on dreaming.
NocturnalRob
09-12-2008, 05:44 PM
This is true. I think the term you're seeking is "metro". :D
sorry, dude. you don't use collar stays. you're about as far from metro as you can get.
diethx
09-12-2008, 05:45 PM
Yes, and I get regular manicures too. Working on cars (one of my hobbies) tends to tear them up so I have to take care of them.
This is true. I think the term you're seeking is "metro". :D
:scared:
Or giant pink flamer.
:rofl:
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 05:47 PM
I don't think you're really metro, either. A lot of guys care about their appearance, it's when a guy acts full on gay but fucks women that he becomes metrosexual.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 05:49 PM
I don't think you're really metro, either. A lot of guys care about their appearance, it's when a guy acts full on gay but fucks women that he becomes metrosexual.
Definitions may vary slightly. :D
Clove
09-12-2008, 05:50 PM
I don't think you're really metro, either. A lot of guys care about their appearance, it's when a guy acts full on gay but fucks women that he becomes metrosexual.Or Marty.
B4Hand
09-12-2008, 05:51 PM
I got all behind on my hand peepage! Wow..great hands guys..and thanks for the keyboard..for size reference:hug2:
NocturnalRob
09-12-2008, 05:52 PM
I don't think you're really metro, either. A lot of guys care about their appearance, it's when a guy acts full on gay but fucks women that he becomes metrosexual.
that's also incorrect. metrosexual has nothing to do with homosexual mannerisms. grooming and style. that's it.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 05:55 PM
that's also incorrect. metrosexual has nothing to do with homosexual mannerisms. grooming and style. that's it.
I mean gay in grooming and style.
I don't know. I HAVE MY OWN DEFINITIONS, OKAY?
Shut up and start posting more hands.
NocturnalRob
09-12-2008, 05:57 PM
I mean gay in grooming and style.
I don't know. I HAVE MY OWN DEFINITIONS, OKAY?
Shut up and start posting more hands.
Yes, ma'am!! Got plans tonight. Either drunken hand post tonight or a slightly more sober post tomorrow morning.
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 06:01 PM
Yes, ma'am!! Got plans tonight. Either drunken hand post tonight or a slightly more sober post tomorrow morning.
Just as long as it's not your drunken hands wrapped around your own junk... I DO NOT want to see that.
NocturnalRob
09-12-2008, 06:02 PM
Just as long as it's not your drunken hands wrapped around your own junk... I DO NOT want to see that.
ummm...i was thinking maybe on my keyboard or something (that's not a nickname for my junk either) since that seems to be the current trend?
Martaigne
09-12-2008, 06:07 PM
ummm...i was thinking maybe on my keyboard or something (that's not a nickname for my junk either) since that seems to be the current trend?
Okay, I can live with that. Drunkenness can cause strange behavior. I just wanted to head it off in advance. Thx.
Dothstar's_Seven
09-12-2008, 06:15 PM
ummm...i was thinking maybe on my keyboard or something (that's not a nickname for my junk either) since that seems to be the current trend?
Lame. Do something different. Like... a hammer or something.
And then go use it while in a drunken stupor.
NocturnalRob
09-12-2008, 06:16 PM
And then go use it while in a drunken stupor.
on?
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 06:25 PM
on?
Hobos, hanging curtain rods, renovating your bathroom, etc.
NocturnalRob
09-12-2008, 06:27 PM
Hobos
hahahahaha...
Stanley Burrell
09-12-2008, 06:28 PM
Hobos, hanging curtain rods, renovating your bathroom, etc.
Now that is just plain sexy.
Sean of the Thread
09-12-2008, 07:25 PM
This really isn't an proper representation of my hand but I'll ask my SO if she'll take a better picture when she's home.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/100_0055.jpg
hahahahaha...
Please change your avatar. That chick has the biggest forehead and the most pointed out round ass chin I have seen in awhile.
It annoys me everytime I see it. Ugh.
GET HOT GIRL PLS
SHAFT
09-12-2008, 07:59 PM
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x176/shaft4783/photo.jpg
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x176/shaft4783/photo2.jpg
I've got small hands and big feet. Do the math.
Stunseed
09-12-2008, 08:07 PM
Sean2 and I have the same fucking watch. Who'da thunk it.
Good taste, my man.
Numbers
09-12-2008, 08:10 PM
http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/handartmm5.jpg
Sean of the Thread
09-12-2008, 08:10 PM
Bulova ftmfw.
Back at ya you Jville dog you.
SHAFT
09-12-2008, 08:12 PM
Sean2 and I have the same fucking watch. Who'da thunk it.
Good taste, my man.
Its very small. Looks like the perfect watch for a woman with dainty wrists ;)
Stunseed
09-12-2008, 08:14 PM
Heh, I've got large hands/wrists with teh fat, so I had a couple of extra links put on mine, but it's a damn fine watch.
Sean of the Thread
09-12-2008, 08:15 PM
Lol U dick. It's actually a decent sized watch. I just have big wrists and hands. It's all relative I suppose.
*in response to Shafted
SHAFT
09-12-2008, 08:17 PM
Hahaha, just fuckin with you 2.
Sean of the Thread
09-12-2008, 08:18 PM
Don't fuck with a man's Bulova... dem be fighting words.
:)
Liagala
09-12-2008, 08:35 PM
I must say, this thread is turning out to be better than anticipated. I've never really gotten into hands, I may have to change my mind. Between this and the tattoo thread, there are some pretty good pictures going on.
wood1559
09-12-2008, 10:28 PM
ok, the other hand... with a laptop for reference.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3268/2851589987_d08d0e5199.jpg?v=1221272578
B4Hand
09-12-2008, 10:52 PM
My guy's hands. Unfortunatly for him, I take horrible pictures, I keep cutting off fingers and stuff..but playing with his hands is making it difficult to focus on like..taking a good pic. BTW he's a gunsmith with the USAF(well on of his mos thingies, and a TX police officer, so his hands get a bit rough
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr329/MomofPats/hands001.jpg
B4Hand
09-12-2008, 10:53 PM
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr329/MomofPats/3.jpg
Ulkov
09-12-2008, 11:03 PM
I gotta say, that dude's hands look like he could whoop some ass.
diethx
09-12-2008, 11:32 PM
My guy's hands. Unfortunatly for him, I take horrible pictures, I keep cutting off fingers and stuff..but playing with his hands is making it difficult to focus on like..taking a good pic. BTW he's a gunsmith with the USAF(well on of his mos thingies, and a TX police officer, so his hands get a bit rough
http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr329/MomofPats/hands001.jpg
Now that's a sexy hand, imo.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 11:37 PM
Now that's a sexy hand, imo.
Yes, yes it is.
I'll try to get a picture of Kray's hands, I have a scan of his palms with my hand size in comparison. He sent it to me in full real to life scale and I held my hand up to the screen and traced (albeit crappily) with my tablet, way back when we first started talking online.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/comparison.png
Apathy
09-12-2008, 11:38 PM
Can someone explain the hand thing?
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 11:39 PM
Can someone explain the hand thing?
We already tried to earlier in the thread.
Apathy
09-12-2008, 11:44 PM
What about feet?
diethx
09-12-2008, 11:48 PM
Feet aren't sexy like hands are. I really only love J's feet because they're so damn ticklish. (and I can be a sadist when it comes to tickling.)
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 11:48 PM
Eh I don't think liking hands means you're gonna like feet.
A lot of people are pretty repulsed by feet in fact, so I don't think feet would be too welcome in this thread.
Sean of the Thread
09-12-2008, 11:50 PM
I get compliments on my hands all the time I just can't produce a good picture yet.
Shit i've had more than one girlfriend request to rub off on my ass with their shit... I thought it was odd the first time but then after multiple girls were into it I kind of figured it was a thing for women.
What do I know.
not much
Apathy
09-12-2008, 11:52 PM
I was just wondering if it was an appendage thing. All I had to work with from the explanation earlier was it reminds women of the daddy, safety, and hot secks.
Which is a horrible combination, imo.
Apathy
09-12-2008, 11:53 PM
i've had more than one girlfriend request to rub off on my ass with their shit...
:wtf:
diethx
09-12-2008, 11:56 PM
I was just wondering if it was an appendage thing. All I had to work with from the explanation earlier was it reminds women of the daddy, safety, and hot secks.
Which is a horrible combination, imo.
Yeah, it's not a daddy thing at all for me. I just love big, strong, rough hands. When I see them I just think about them grabbing, squeezing, pulling, spanking and all sorts of naughty things. I dunno, it's just a turn on. :shrug:
:wtf:
Agreed.
Irsila
09-13-2008, 12:05 AM
Hands are the second thing I notice when I'm checking a guy out. I think it does have alot to do with what hands can do (and what they can't, when restrained).
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-13-2008, 12:07 AM
Yeah, it's not a daddy thing at all for me. I just love big, strong, rough hands. When I see them I just think about them grabbing, squeezing, pulling, spanking and all sorts of naughty things. I dunno, it's just a turn on. :shrug:
:yeahthat:
I apologize for having not posted, and not posting soon, my hand pic/s. I feel obligated to Narc and the wonderful women of the PC to respond to such a modest request in return for the awesomeness they have displayed.
I have been away on business/entertaining guests which has deprived me of the downtime needed to accomplish said task. Rest asured it will be done (on Earth) in this thread as has been done (in Heaven) in the boobie thread.
diethx
09-13-2008, 01:12 AM
No one fucking wants your hand pictures, seriously.
Sean of the Thread
09-13-2008, 05:50 AM
No one fucking wants your hand pictures, seriously.
I sorta almost stole that for a sig line.
Tisket
09-13-2008, 06:27 AM
Saw these handsoaps and thought of this thread. I find them funny in a disturbing, serial killer kind of way:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/soap-hands.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/soaphands2.jpg
B4Hand
09-13-2008, 10:18 AM
Yeah, it's not a daddy thing at all for me. I just love big, strong, rough hands. When I see them I just think about them grabbing, squeezing, pulling, spanking and all sorts of naughty things. I dunno, it's just a turn on. :shrug:
Agreed.
Exactly..it's that for me
Saw these handsoaps and thought of this thread. I find them funny in a disturbing, serial killer kind of way:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/soap-hands.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/soaphands2.jpg
I don't know about you guys, but this totally ruined the thread for me.
Thanks.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-13-2008, 01:13 PM
Saw these handsoaps and thought of this thread. I find them funny in a disturbing, serial killer kind of way:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/soap-hands.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/soaphands2.jpg
THANKS TISKET. Thanks a lot. ;_;
Asile
09-13-2008, 02:34 PM
I don't think you're really metro, either. A lot of guys care about their appearance, it's when a guy acts full on gay but fucks women that he becomes metrosexual.
:yeahthat:
If I'd meant metro, I would have said it. You never struck me that way, some of my customers at that job never struck me that way.
Stanley Burrell
09-13-2008, 02:39 PM
Saw these handsoaps and thought of this thread. I find them funny in a disturbing, serial killer kind of way:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/soap-hands.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/soaphands2.jpg
Clam shell soap dish, check. Macintosh-scented bathroom candles, yuh-huh.
Severed baby appendage handsoap...
NocturnalRob
09-13-2008, 03:05 PM
finally. my third and fourth fingers have both been broken a few times. the fourth one still doesn't really look right. anyway, those are my pudgy little digits.
http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/hand-1.jpg
Stanley Burrell
09-13-2008, 03:06 PM
finally. my third and fourth fingers have both been broken a few times. the fourth one still doesn't really look right. anyway, those are my pudgy little digits.
http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/hand.jpg
Daddy. Safety.
Hott (butt)secks.
Dothstar's_Seven
09-13-2008, 03:11 PM
Saw these handsoaps and thought of this thread. I find them funny in a disturbing, serial killer kind of way:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/soap-hands.jpg
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2736/wtfrt8.jpg
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-13-2008, 03:18 PM
finally. my third and fourth fingers have both been broken a few times. the fourth one still doesn't really look right. anyway, those are my pudgy little digits.
http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/hand-1.jpg
Hot. You have sexy hands.
diethx
09-13-2008, 03:53 PM
Those severed baby handsoaps are fucking awesome. I think Tisket won this thread.
Swami71
09-13-2008, 04:04 PM
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/swami71/P1000062.jpg
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/swami71/P1000063.jpg
Hope they do something for ya Narcissiia!
Asile
09-13-2008, 04:04 PM
finally. my third and fourth fingers have both been broken a few times. the fourth one still doesn't really look right. anyway, those are my pudgy little digits.
http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/hand-1.jpg
Awww... is cute. In a way that can quickly lead to hotness if those digits are used right.
It probably goes without saying that Tisket's totally warped. The only reason I'd buy those soaps is if I were being forced to give a present to someone I hate.
Asile
09-13-2008, 04:06 PM
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/swami71/P1000062.jpg
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/swami71/P1000063.jpg
Hope they do something for ya Narcissiia!
Dunno if they're doing anything for Narc, but I approve 100%. Love love love the arm shot.. purrr...
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-13-2008, 04:09 PM
It probably goes without saying that Tisket's totally warped. The only reason I'd buy those soaps is if I were being forced to give a present to someone I hate.
I think I found my next Christmas gift for Kray's mom..
Tisket
09-13-2008, 05:09 PM
I don't know about you guys, but this totally ruined the thread for me.
Thanks.
wah wah wah
Snapp
09-13-2008, 05:45 PM
Those severed baby handsoaps are fucking awesome. I think Tisket won this thread.
^
Sean of the Thread
09-13-2008, 06:21 PM
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/swami71/P1000062.jpg
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/swami71/P1000063.jpg
Hope they do something for ya Narcissiia!
<---not gay before we get started.
a) you made the ladies happy BRAVO you
B) SEE above.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-13-2008, 06:31 PM
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/swami71/P1000062.jpg
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/swami71/P1000063.jpg
Hope they do something for ya Narcissiia!
Very nice hands and sexy forearm action!!
Sean of the Thread
09-13-2008, 06:44 PM
wah wah wah
You said it bro... girl.. shit what do I say to you?
Anyways I'll go price right and WHOMP WhOMP whaaaaaa.
<3 Snapp
Ok, here we go. Trying this on the lo-tech since I am not at my usual command center. Phone pics, uploaded to gallery, downloaded to cpu and attached. Quality sucks I know.
The ominous left hand and the open right with forearm and a touch of bicep.
Dothstar's_Seven
09-13-2008, 09:54 PM
Ok, here we go. Trying this on the lo-tech since I am not at my usual command center. Phone pics, uploaded to gallery, downloaded to cpu and attached. Quality sucks I know.
The ominous left hand and the open right with forearm and a touch of bicep.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5977/936mh9.gif
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5977/936mh9.gif
Thats an awesome gif. A bit violent and cringe-worthy, but awesome.
Who are you and when did I piss you off?
AnticorRifling
09-14-2008, 12:56 AM
Its very small. Looks like the perfect watch for a woman with dainty wrists ;)
LOL. Actually that Bulova has a standard size face for the brand. It's not a very large watch. As a watch whore I've got a few, just grabbed one out of the case to show a comparison:
Bulova (doh no wedding ring in this pic....):
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Misc/Bulova.jpg
Compared to the Invicta I posted earlier:
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Misc/handandwatch.jpg
The weight difference in those watches is insane.
PS: My blackberry sucks for hand pictures.
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