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Methais
09-11-2008, 12:43 PM
IRL


PC Posters Tatoos, I see posts about character tats how bout some pics of player tats?


ElanthianSiren...yours = Awesome!

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01512/20/91/1512151902_l.jpg

http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01512/08/79/1512149780_l.jpg

Need to finish up some shading. I've only been procrastinating it for 10 or so years now.

NocturnalRob
09-11-2008, 12:45 PM
my brother stabbed me with a black pen about 15 years ago. mark's still there. does that count?

Methais
09-11-2008, 12:46 PM
Yes.

CrystalTears
09-11-2008, 12:52 PM
I've posted mine before but I'll post a fresh one from today.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/personal/0911081249.jpg

Ashliana
09-11-2008, 12:53 PM
Does rosacea count as a tattoo? ::ponder::

Bokertal
09-11-2008, 01:12 PM
IRL



http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01512/20/91/1512151902_l.jpg

http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01512/08/79/1512149780_l.jpg

Need to finish up some shading. I've only been procrastinating it for 10 or so years now.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c17/roguewave1971/tat.jpg

I'm at work so here's my forearm.

I procrastinated aswell, then the damn Navy changed policy...nothing below short sleeve shirt. Had plans to sleeve my right arm. Oh well...maybe when I'm done runnin around with guns. Haha.

btw...ever try to take a picture of your forearm with an SLR?

Kuyuk
09-11-2008, 01:34 PM
I didnt see CT'd tat in her boob photo...


Can someone repost it here so we can inspect to see if it's actually there?


:)

droit
09-11-2008, 01:38 PM
^ Also named Max.

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/Max-1.jpg

You can't really tell, but that's my right shoulder blade. Kind of a shitty picture, but all I got at the moment.

Drew
09-11-2008, 01:40 PM
IRL



http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01512/20/91/1512151902_l.jpg

http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01512/08/79/1512149780_l.jpg

Need to finish up some shading. I've only been procrastinating it for 10 or so years now.



YOU READY FOR THE MEGADETH CONCERT BROTHA!?!?!

Methais
09-11-2008, 01:47 PM
http://hometown.aol.com/marshlander00/images/beavis%20and%20butthead%20rock.gif

Inspire
09-11-2008, 05:41 PM
^ Also named Max.

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/Max-1.jpg

You can't really tell, but that's my right shoulder blade. Kind of a shitty picture, but all I got at the moment.


That picture kind of looks like a butt cheek.

Daniel
09-11-2008, 05:54 PM
Me:

Left Arm:

http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01221/44/82/1221452844_l.jpg

Right Forearm:
http://a572.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_be3b44fac270913c8bd3635ea644f56b.jpg

Chest + Stomach:

http://a52.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_c0d88d67443594c0d33824eb5635b8f3.jpg

Recent on Right inner arm:

http://a557.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/99/l_a243c33cfa6ee1b35296ab22409043dc.jpg

Says: Recon

ElanthianSiren
09-11-2008, 06:02 PM
I think I may have died and went to heaven. Thanks for making this :)

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 06:40 PM
Me:

Left Arm:

http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01221/44/82/1221452844_l.jpg

Right Forearm:
http://a572.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_be3b44fac270913c8bd3635ea644f56b.jpg

Chest + Stomach:

http://a52.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_c0d88d67443594c0d33824eb5635b8f3.jpg

Recent on Right inner arm:

http://a557.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/99/l_a243c33cfa6ee1b35296ab22409043dc.jpg

Says: Recon

I really love the work you've gotten done. I also like that you got it all done in either greyscale or muted, makes all of your pieces work together even though they're different.

The first one is probably my favorite.

diethx
09-11-2008, 07:55 PM
http://students.kennesaw.edu/~sjacobs9/fairytat.jpg

http://students.kennesaw.edu/~sjacobs9/legtat.jpg

I still plan on getting one more, eventually. Wembley fraggle - dunno where yet.

wood1559
09-11-2008, 08:06 PM
http://students.kennesaw.edu/~sjacobs9/legtat.jpg

Is that the sign for Scorpio underneath?

Deza
09-11-2008, 08:18 PM
Since I was asked so nicely, here are mine:

Left shoulder:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4639/othersidebacktattooswu1.jpg

Right shoulder and middle back:

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8403/backtattooscatsidegs0.jpg

Inner left hip:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5701/innerhipfacede8.jpg

Inner right hip:

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/4748/signtattoonr4.jpg

That one says, "Welcome to Wonderland". I know it's in need of a touch up with some darker blue. I plan on it.

Deza
09-11-2008, 08:19 PM
And cause I can only put four in a post, my last one:

Inner right thigh:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3849/legtattoomr4.jpg

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-11-2008, 08:24 PM
I love your tattoos, Deza.. the cheshire cat is awesome!

diethx
09-11-2008, 08:25 PM
http://students.kennesaw.edu/~sjacobs9/legtat.jpg

Is that the sign for Scorpio underneath?

Virgo.

Deza
09-11-2008, 08:27 PM
I love your tattoos, Deza.. the cheshire cat is awesome!

:hug2:

The Cheshire Cat is my favorite. I have plans to get American McGee's Alice on my lower back sometime in the future. I'm planning it out.

diethx
09-11-2008, 08:30 PM
:hug2:

The Cheshire Cat is my favorite. I have plans to get American McGee's Alice on my lower back sometime in the future. I'm planning it out.

I fucking love American McGee's Alice. I was thinking about getting that Cheshire cat on me too, after Wembley. I had the figurine of 'em glued to the dash of my old car for like.. years, hehe.

Berylla
09-11-2008, 10:21 PM
I love the Max tattoo...Where the Wild Things Are has always been one of my favorites.

I can't think of a damn thing I'd want to look at on my body for the rest of my life so...no tats. I have a cool scar on my lower back and my husband assures me that "Guys dig chicks with scars" so I guess that's good enough for me.

Stanley Burrell
09-11-2008, 10:40 PM
You ladies have pp-tingling inspiring tats. I'd light macintosh-scented candles for you and throw tulip petals at you and stuff.

Methais: WHERE'S THE GOATSE INK?!?



I'd make crazy monkey booby time with Daniel.

Asile
09-11-2008, 10:40 PM
My fave of Daniel's is the rose on the chest. So there :P

I'd show my tat, but... I haven't gotten it yet :sad: Something always seems to come up. Last spring a friend got something very similar to what I want, in about the exact same location I want mine: pic here (http://flickr.com/photos/asile13/420028527/).

Sean
09-11-2008, 11:04 PM
Daniel and Jenisi went and got those rose tattoos together.

Celephais
09-11-2008, 11:05 PM
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8403/backtattooscatsidegs0.jpg
That cat is awesome... I like the thigh one too, but the cat one is badass.

Shari
09-11-2008, 11:45 PM
Deza, I love love LOVE the one of the Cheshire cat eyes/smile one. I LOVE it.

Daniel
09-12-2008, 12:26 AM
I really love the work you've gotten done. I also like that you got it all done in either greyscale or muted, makes all of your pieces work together even though they're different.

The first one is probably my favorite.

Thanks ;)

I'm not a fan of the christmas tree tattoo collage. As weird as it sounds I think it looks tacky. Although, my first big tattoo, the rose, is in color I think it gives a nice contrast to everything else.

I think when I finally finish a full sleeve I'll try and have one item in the middle in color to stand out. I just need to figure out what I'd want that to be.

Daniel
09-12-2008, 12:27 AM
Daniel and Jenisi went and got those rose tattoos together.

I hope you suffocate on gizzum.

Methais
09-12-2008, 12:47 AM
Methais: WHERE'S THE GOATSE INK?!?

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/goatse-tattoo.jpg

Ulkov
09-12-2008, 01:07 AM
Posted these elsewhere but since there's a thread....

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/ZSGtat1.jpg

Only one I have (I have a skin condition - it's holding me back). Got it on the day of my six year anniversary with my lady. SHE, however, has spent some money.

Since she doesn't play GS, sadly, nor post here, let me promote her for you...cuz she's so hot:

Our anniversary tat:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/Heh/ZSG2.jpg

Her newest tat (the basement bitch from Evil Dead - under construction):
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/Heh/deaditetat.jpg

Her tribute to Metalocalypse:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/Heh/facebones.jpg

and....

Ulkov
09-12-2008, 01:08 AM
Her Vennekamp zombie(inspired by me):
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/Heh/zombiegirltat.jpg

and her geisha girl(close up):
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/Heh/geishatat.jpg

Ah, there we go.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 01:09 AM
Your girlfriend is hot, and that zombie tattoo is bitchin.

ViridianAsp
09-12-2008, 01:10 AM
I just have one to share it isn't that awesome...I seriously need to get better lighting.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3261/2849517519_2cd9f96576.jpg


It is in fact purple...but the lighting sucks.

Celephais
09-12-2008, 01:10 AM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/Heh/facebones.jpg
I love glasses...

Ulkov
09-12-2008, 01:29 AM
Your girlfriend is hot, and that zombie tattoo is bitchin.

Wife. And, yea, she (we) paid alot for that one. A very talented artist out of Atlanta named Chris Vennekamp did it based on this pic:

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/zombie.jpg

I kind of get pissed every time she gets a local guy to do work now because I was so impressed with Vennekamp's work, hehe.

Also: Yes, she is hot. She has that "quiet girl" look and yet she's completely fucking crazy (and brutal if I were to do her honor). That's why I love her.
:drool:

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 01:48 AM
Wife, wife, sorry.

Yeah, the zombie pin-up is sweet. I don't normally like most color tattoos, but that one is just amazing.

diethx
09-12-2008, 01:48 AM
blah blah hot wife

She looks a fuckton like some actress whose name I can't remember. What was she in...

The People Under the Stairs is one.. I can't remember what else :/

edit- her:

http://videodetective.com/photos/035/001472_18.jpg

Paradii
09-12-2008, 02:02 AM
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q169/dnonne1/RSCN0423.jpg

The first one I got.

Ulkov
09-12-2008, 02:08 AM
She looks a fuckton like some actress whose name I can't remember. What was she in...

The People Under the Stairs is one.. I can't remember what else :/

edit- her:

http://videodetective.com/photos/035/001472_18.jpg

I can see that. And.... I know, I'M SORRY, I've bragged on my babe a bit. Rum was involved. Tequilla now, too. However, now that she's home, I showed her these responses and they've made her smile so, thanks all!

diethx
09-12-2008, 02:11 AM
I can see that. And.... I know, I'M SORRY, I've bragged on my babe a bit. Rum was involved. Tequilla now, too. However, now that she's home, I showed her these responses and they've made her smile so, thanks all!

No need to apologize, we appreciate hotness here!

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 02:21 AM
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q169/dnonne1/RSCN0423.jpg

The first one I got.

I take it you're a Taurus??

Paradii
09-12-2008, 03:37 AM
I take it you're a Taurus??

Unless my parent's lied to me.

ElanthianSiren
09-12-2008, 04:41 AM
What's the symbolism behind your tattoos (if any)?

I know some people have already posted explanations of this, but humor me. My biggest obstacle in getting work done is the above requirement (and I'm picky).

The Ponzzz
09-12-2008, 04:04 PM
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/8080/eyetatet9.jpg

Pic is when I got them several years ago. Ultra-nerd, I know.

Eye of Sauron in a Constantine fashion.

TheEschaton
09-12-2008, 04:47 PM
This tattoo is a couple years old now, don't have hair that long any more...it's the same as my avatar, which is my name, in Hindi.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/alokpinto/5a93210d.jpg

This one is the holy spirit, in a dual dove/flame form, with the motto of the Jesuits on it, Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam (for the Greater Glory of God). It's on the back of the neck, above the previous one:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/alokpinto/n1609385_33062308_3751.jpg

Methais
09-12-2008, 04:48 PM
She looks a fuckton like some actress whose name I can't remember. What was she in...

The People Under the Stairs is one.. I can't remember what else :/

edit- her:

http://videodetective.com/photos/035/001472_18.jpg

Reminds me of Lea Thompson.

Asha
09-12-2008, 05:31 PM
http://bulletproofglace.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/swayzetat.jpg

Patrick Swayze Centaur. You know it makes sense.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-12-2008, 05:35 PM
http://bulletproofglace.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/swayzetat.jpg

Patrick Swayze Centaur. You know it makes sense.

You're supposed to post YOUR tattoos, not tattoos you wish you had.

JohnGalt
09-12-2008, 05:36 PM
I have this tattooed on my back:

http://www.nndb.com/people/599/000104287/john-galt-2-sized.jpg

Ulkov
09-12-2008, 06:24 PM
http://bulletproofglace.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/swayzetat.jpg

Patrick Swayze Centaur. You know it makes sense.

:lol2:

iJin
09-12-2008, 07:15 PM
:hug2:

The Cheshire Cat is my favorite. I have plans to get American McGee's Alice on my lower back sometime in the future. I'm planning it out.

I have played and beated that game like 5332324556 times.


I love it. <3

ViridianAsp
09-13-2008, 10:52 AM
What's the symbolism behind your tattoos (if any)?

I know some people have already posted explanations of this, but humor me. My biggest obstacle in getting work done is the above requirement (and I'm picky).

I got my tattoo after having my son and doing it all on my own. I have a personal faith, I am Christian, but it's more on my own. I'm not fond of the hypocrisy of Churches.

God seemed to be guiding a lot of my decisions and where doors closed, other doors opened.

I need to fix it but the heart is purple and the flowers are supposed to be pink. The artist who did it wanted to put green spiderwebs around it said it fit me.

Anyway that is why I got it.

Drevihyin
09-13-2008, 07:03 PM
Here are a couple of mine.........

Right shoulder

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/tattoos/015.jpg


Close Up

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/tattoos/014.jpg




Left Shoulder

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/tattoos/002.jpg





Drevihyin

ElanthianSiren
09-13-2008, 08:42 PM
:heart: your left shoulder.

B2
09-13-2008, 08:45 PM
I really like the right one.

Back
09-13-2008, 09:20 PM
I've posted this before but what the hell...

http://www.zendada.com/images/tattoo/arm110704.jpg

Stanley Burrell
09-13-2008, 09:29 PM
http://bulletproofglace.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/swayzetat.jpg

Patrick Swayze Centaur. You know it makes sense.

::solemn nod::

Ulkov
09-15-2008, 11:12 AM
What's the symbolism behind your tattoos (if any)?

I know some people have already posted explanations of this, but humor me. My biggest obstacle in getting work done is the above requirement (and I'm picky).

I been meaning to reply to this for awhile, just been too busy (read drunk). Mostly because at first glance my tat is completely cheap and meaningless. But to me, it has *alot* of symbolism, even if it's still cheap..heh.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/mofo_X360/ZSGtat1.jpg
This, as most know, is the symbol from the Zombie Survival Guide.

I've had dreams about rotting, walking corpses chasing me in droves since before I could pronounce the word zombie or even seen a movie about them. Still do. Although the dreams were nightmares then, they're alot of fun now. Fuckers have never caught me. So, nowadays, I carry a pretty (un?)healthy enjoyment for all things zombie - as does the woman I ended up being with who has a tat to match mine. Therein lies the other bit of symbolism. I got that tat on my six year anniversary. It was something she and I could get together, that was uniquely our own and yet ours together. It also symbolized the fact that I had actually survived six years.

I also needed to see if my skin could take being tattooed. So, though I have several ideas for great and meaningful tats, I didn't want to spend $200+ on something my skin might fuck up.

That tat fit every requirement - not too expensive or grandiose, meaningful to me, pertinent to the occasion.

Daniel
09-15-2008, 11:21 AM
You might want to talk to someone. Someone professional.

Ulkov
09-15-2008, 11:28 AM
:lol:

I could talk to a professional about alot of things. Question is, which professional for which reason?

Miss Ismurii
10-24-2008, 12:32 PM
So I got my first tattoo last night. I think it's mega radd.

2445

TheEschaton
10-24-2008, 12:33 PM
LOL, not bad grasshopper.

Miss Ismurii
10-24-2008, 12:40 PM
(: Thanks!

Methais
10-24-2008, 02:37 PM
You should have gotten it done vertically down your spine, insinuating that the power pellet is stored in your ass.

This is probably a much better idea on paper.

Celephais
10-24-2008, 05:18 PM
So I got my first tattoo last night. I think it's mega radd.
Holy crap that's awesome.
This is what I want to be for halloween:
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/Pacman.gif

diethx
10-24-2008, 05:44 PM
So I got my first tattoo last night. I think it's mega radd.

2445

Awesome.

Sean of the Thread
10-24-2008, 06:00 PM
http://www.grunt.com/images-bs/tattoos/healey.jpg

Miss Ismurii
10-24-2008, 06:07 PM
Holy crap that's awesome.
This is what I want to be for halloween:
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/Pacman.gif

I'm thinking you should probably do it (:

Inspire
10-24-2008, 06:30 PM
http://www.grunt.com/images-bs/tattoos/healey.jpg

I'm suddenly wondering if you posted in the topless thread.

Miss Ismurii
10-24-2008, 06:32 PM
Wow.

Sean of the Thread
10-24-2008, 07:59 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c17/roguewave1971/tat.jpg

I'm at work so here's my forearm.

I procrastinated aswell, then the damn Navy changed policy...nothing below short sleeve shirt. Had plans to sleeve my right arm. Oh well...maybe when I'm done runnin around with guns. Haha.

btw...ever try to take a picture of your forearm with an SLR?

damned rust picker.

but cool tatt.


need some meat on those forearms tho red.

Sean of the Thread
10-24-2008, 08:00 PM
I'm thinking you should probably do it (:

fucking sweet I want to be pac man for halloween.

My kids don't know who the fuck he is but who cares the teh parents will get a kick out of it.

I was thinking that or Captain Planet.


*or walter sobchack tho I lost a lot of the weight to carry the image well.

Augie
10-25-2008, 01:47 AM
I have just come to realize that I don't have any pics of just my tatts. I should probably take some of them while they have nice coloring and all that before I'm 90 years old and they've faded away lol.

I'll have to get the hubby to take some pics so I can post them up.

Moist Happenings
10-25-2008, 01:56 AM
fucking sweet I want to be pac man for halloween.

My kids don't know who the fuck he is but who cares the teh parents will get a kick out of it.

I was thinking that or Captain Planet.


*or walter sobchack tho I lost a lot of the weight to carry the image well.

Dude I only weigh like 190, and I pulled off Walter Sobchak just fine, especially once I found the fairy wings.

Hips
04-18-2010, 02:28 AM
I didn't realize this thread existed!

This was just after I got it in September. Yes I'm a nerd. :D

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4521/tattooaw.jpg

iJin
04-18-2010, 02:34 AM
I'm getting the Sith Empire tattoo on my boob. Pics soon k.


Only for my Hips. :D

LMingrone
04-18-2010, 02:37 AM
Tease. :( I want Sith boobs!!!!!!

I'm going in for my tats soon. Special family members initials down the inside of my left arm, "I BLEED BLUE" on the inside of my right arm, and a big circle on my back that has "Symbiotic" in the middle, with all my pets names around it. Want to do it all in bright blue and pink. Fading sucks though :(

iJin
04-18-2010, 02:54 AM
I think I posted my Lacuna Coil tattoo once before, which is:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1953/107/14/1100954156/n1100954156_1612100_3638.jpg

But I got my other tattoo on the other wrist. Evanescence logo, cause I've loved them since I was 12, and Amy Lee is hot.

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6778/92281219041871782110095.jpg

And yes, Sith boobs rule. I'm actually drawing something up for myself to use for a half sleeve someday, and I still need to get the Hostel bloodhound gang on my ankle soon.

BriarFox
04-18-2010, 09:40 AM
Stylized Gemini symbol. My twin brother has the same symbol on the opposite shoulder, and we're Geminis. The fox in my avatar is going on my other shoulder.

http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab353/rrjudkins/photo-1.jpg

Asha
04-18-2010, 10:34 AM
There are some pretty bad tattoos here. Some damn nice ones too.

Izzy
04-18-2010, 12:01 PM
I suppose I can share mine. Not the greatest quality, I took them both with my iphone the day after I took the bandages off.

First one, simple shoulder tribal:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs263.snc1/9019_131753634319_693984319_2334829_5309232_n.jpg

Second, a dragon/phoenix yin-yang on my left chest.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs296.ash1/22350_287843994319_693984319_3220110_6147994_n.jpg

Asha
04-18-2010, 12:53 PM
That dragon is fucking sweet, dude.

Hips
04-18-2010, 01:53 PM
I'm getting the Sith Empire tattoo on my boob. Pics soon k.


Only for my Hips. :D

I was considering getting a Sith Empire symbol on my other ankle. I want a Tudor rose too at some point, but I'm not sure where. I was thinking my shoulder/back but my mother flipped a shit and told me I can't get it before my wedding since my dress has a (somewhat) low back, lol.

Soulpieced
04-18-2010, 02:18 PM
Though I have no tats, nor care to get one... I'd consider getting something like this on my bionic knee.

http://www.anilgupta.com/largepics/biomechanical/NickCooperBioMechArm.jpg

Stunseed
04-18-2010, 02:19 PM
I have a large biohazard on my left arm near shoulder in color.

I plan to get one to cover my calf in all black at some point.

radamanthys
04-18-2010, 02:21 PM
Though I have no tats, nor care to get one... I'd consider getting something like this on my bionic knee.

http://www.anilgupta.com/largepics/biomechanical/NickCooperBioMechArm.jpg

That's awesome.

I'd get a triforce, I think.

Back
04-18-2010, 02:59 PM
Though I have no tats, nor care to get one... I'd consider getting something like this on my bionic knee.

Anil Gupta, the artist who did this, did the wings on my ankles. One month waiting list. Nice guy.

Soulpieced
04-18-2010, 03:02 PM
Anil Gupta, the artist who did this, did the wings on my ankles. One month waiting list. Nice guy.

Without question the most talented tattoo artist I've seen, and the only person I'd let put any ink on my body. Oh well, maybe another lifetime.

B4Hand
04-18-2010, 11:42 PM
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/Mobile%20Uploads/1271647276.jpg

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/Mobile%20Uploads/1271647285-1.jpg

pabstblueribbon
04-19-2010, 12:13 AM
boobs
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/DSC00009.jpg
jesus thats a big picture. sorry. and no its not the little fucking mermaid..

Rucca
04-19-2010, 12:35 AM
Nice B4Hand...I'm a big fan of kanji. This is one of mine...and it pales in comparison to that large naked mermaid...
http://imgur.com/Vv8ZQ.jpg (http://imgur.com/Vv8ZQ.jpg)

:heart:

Ryvicke
04-19-2010, 03:04 AM
Nice B4Hand...I'm a big fan of kanji. This is one of mine...and it pales in comparison to that large naked mermaid...
http://imgur.com/Vv8ZQ.jpg (http://imgur.com/Vv8ZQ.jpg)

:heart:

It's late... so I'm just going to admit it took me so long to figure out this was the back of a neck. And not bewbs.

Enitocin
04-19-2010, 03:08 AM
I have one of my left wrist..
S.M.T.
05.24.56

Honor of my dad, who was born on that date. I'll post pics later if anyone wants, it's nothing special.

Tisket
04-19-2010, 03:08 AM
big picture

Chicken of the Sea. How tasteful.

Asha
04-19-2010, 05:09 AM
I have boobs , Sailor Jerry style as part of my right sleeve.

Parkbandit
04-19-2010, 08:13 AM
boobs
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/DSC00009.jpg
jesus thats a big picture. sorry. and no its not the little fucking mermaid..

:rofl:

I thought my friend had the most hideous tattoo... I think you might have beaten his, which I didn't think was possible.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs215.snc3/22243_1093275988199_1715541857_177567_7959314_n.jp g

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-19-2010, 09:15 AM
http://www.grunt.com/images-bs/tattoos/healey.jpg

Is that yours? What do you consider dishonorable?

And didn't you have something on your nipple, or was that not you?

StrayRogue
04-19-2010, 09:29 AM
Is that yours? What do you consider dishonorable?



That's what I was thinking. I'm guessing it isn't him though to be honest. I don't think he's that pasty or that muscular.

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 09:33 AM
That EGA needs work.

I'm still want an EGA on my calf, also wouldn't mind a blood stripe on one thigh.

Killer Kitten
04-19-2010, 11:21 AM
My self-photography is lousy, and I think my tattoos are a lot prettier than these pics show.
I've posted them in chronological order, oldest was done about 30 years ago, newest was done about 4 years ago. I'm scouting for somebody to do our Cat Ladies Society logo if I can find a previously un-inked body part that is not sagging (quite the challenge).

http://tilone.webs.com/tattoowho.htm

Kuyuk
04-19-2010, 11:24 AM
hahah, you let cats walk on you.

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 11:27 AM
hahah, you let cats walk on you.

But you let a woman walk all over you. ZING POW WHAMMY

Killer Kitten
04-19-2010, 11:40 AM
hahah, you let cats walk on you.

It's a pecking order. Cats walk on women. Women walk on water. Men buy us things.

And you gotta lose that avatar. Every time I see it I have to clean the drool out of my keyboard. That looks SO tasty!

Hedensk
04-19-2010, 12:02 PM
I would post mine but I'm scared of getting more negative rep. Ha. Apparently people don't like the way I look 'round here.

pabstblueribbon
04-19-2010, 12:02 PM
:rofl:

I thought my friend had the most hideous tattoo... I think you might have beaten his, which I didn't think was possible.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs215.snc3/22243_1093275988199_1715541857_177567_7959314_n.jp g

Well some people like beautifully shaded, high color traditional. Some like tribal and " sweet" barbwire armbands. I'm guessing you're the latter. In my defense that arm isn't done. Going with a nautical 40s 50s theme. Going to get some nice traditional waves with good shading and whatever else I decide

Celephais
04-19-2010, 12:10 PM
I would post mine but I'm scared of getting more negative rep. Ha. Apparently people don't like the way I look 'round here.
It seemed to net you more positive than negative. That and... it's the internet, no one likes the way anyone anythings.

Hedensk
04-19-2010, 12:17 PM
Here are a couple. Need someone else to take more.



Inside arm:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo3.jpg


Outside upper arm:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo4.jpg


Hand:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo5.jpg

Upper arm:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo6.jpg


LoTR theme. Nazgul dude and Shelob on my hand.

Parkbandit
04-19-2010, 12:40 PM
What do you do for a living? Putting tattoos on your arms and hands like that must really limit your options for jobs.

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 12:52 PM
Well some people like beautifully shaded, high color traditional. Some like tribal and " sweet" barbwire armbands. I'm guessing you're the latter. In my defense that arm isn't done. Going with a nautical 40s 50s theme. Going to get some nice traditional waves with good shading and whatever else I decide

Would the tribal be the traditional since they came first?

Celephais
04-19-2010, 12:53 PM
That Nazgul is awesome.

Celephais
04-19-2010, 12:54 PM
Would the tribal be the traditional since they came first?
He's talking about when white people get tribal tattoos.

Hedensk
04-19-2010, 12:57 PM
I manage a restaurant/bar in the Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattle. Im also a musician and soon to be mom (!!!). I do well here, but I'm sure if I moved to another city (barring other mega-liberal cities) I'd probably find it more
challenging to find something decent.

TheEschaton
04-19-2010, 12:58 PM
I think my tats are already in here somewhere.

Edit: Yep, post 47.

Hedensk
04-19-2010, 01:06 PM
I like old-school nautical themed tattoos ( boats, mermaids, anchors). It actually a lot harder to make that style look clean and nice than people give credit for. Also the lettering on that leprechuan tattoo looks really good.

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 01:30 PM
He's talking about when white people get tribal tattoos.

What if I'm not a sailor on a ship with a mast, sail, and made of wood? Can I get some old nautical stuff and still be awesome?!

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 01:31 PM
Then again I've got a posion dart frog climbing my right shoulder because I was like "That's a cool fucking frog I'm going to get that" and I've never been a frog in real life.

ElvenFury
04-19-2010, 01:33 PM
White people with asian lettering tattoos get an immediate douche label.

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 01:35 PM
White people with asian lettering tattoos get an immediate douche label.

Why? Aren't we all people and not seperated into classes that have shit reserved for them? Racist.

AFK going to get a black panther and black fist on each arm.

ElvenFury
04-19-2010, 01:54 PM
"Please Remove My Nonsensical Asian Tattoo" (http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,194732,00.html)

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 01:57 PM
Yeah what you meant to say was "Idiots that don't know what the fuck they are getting are automatically given a douche card". I agree 100%.

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 02:00 PM
I just got family pride in ancient sanscrit! What do you mean that means poops with a cane?!!!!

ElvenFury
04-19-2010, 02:02 PM
Yeah what you meant to say was "Idiots that don't know what the fuck they are getting are automatically given a douche card". I agree 100%.
Maybe, but I tend to assume that to be the case, anyway. Plus, I'm generalizing on the grounds that this is the internet.

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 02:04 PM
But why just white people? You should have included blacks, browns, whatever color gay people are, etc. You know, cover all the bases.

Celephais
04-19-2010, 02:06 PM
White people with asian lettering tattoos get an immediate douche label.
I used to agree, but along Anticor's lines, I thought it through...

I've only heard of a couple reasons people get tattoos, they look cool, they have meaning, or they're drunk... some combination thereof (There's also the functional (http://scienceblogs.com/bushwells/ruler-tattoo.jpg)). If they think it looks cool, good for them.

Could be a size/noticability issue too, or not realizing that a skilled enough artist could stylize the same meaning in english to look as cool or cooler.

I'm of the general opinion that if someone gets something tattoo'd on themselves, they've got to live w/ it, not me.

Kuyuk
04-19-2010, 02:10 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VfggiSJSUmQ/Sug3XgyE0CI/AAAAAAAAApk/JdqIghxoRfY/s320/face-tattoo-2.jpg


I do this this is a cool tattoo, if you have the face to pull it off... or are in a movie.

http://www.crawfordsworld.com/jaimie/engIIIap/13thWarrior/images/SkeldTheSuperstitious.gif

4a6c1
04-19-2010, 02:14 PM
I agree with functional. I got the symbols on my back so that when I kill chickens and talk to dead people I dont have to draw my voodoo stuff on the ground, YAH KNOW?

ElvenFury
04-19-2010, 02:14 PM
But why just white people? You should have included blacks, browns, whatever color gay people are, etc. You know, cover all the bases.
Do they get Asian tattoos? Can't say that I've noticed, if they do. I assumed they just got tattoos of fried chicken, bomb blueprints and well-hung unicorns, respectively. I'll keep a sharper lookout from now on.

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 02:21 PM
I love you.

ElvenFury
04-19-2010, 02:37 PM
I love you.
How is that unicorn tattoo working out for you, btw?

thefarmer
04-19-2010, 04:42 PM
How is that unicorn tattoo working out for you, btw?

He's probably tired of being told he's overcompensating...

AnticorRifling
04-19-2010, 04:43 PM
I was going to get it done in black and grey but instead I'm going for "traditional" coloring.

Cephalopod
04-19-2010, 04:48 PM
http://img683.yfrog.com/img683/8509/uniwhat.jpg

ElvenFury
04-19-2010, 04:51 PM
http://img683.yfrog.com/img683/8509/uniwhat.jpg
I think Anticor has barbed wire around his.

(You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nachos DLC again.)

Stanley Burrell
04-19-2010, 06:06 PM
I've always wanted one, but I know it will crack and peel within half a day, because I'm not some kind of homo. Putting fucking banana-scented tattoo ointment on your ink. Fuck that.

I just want to go in, get a tattoo, a huge-ass fucking red-edged pure black-inked tat across my shoulder that says, "TATTOO." And then go home to the same day and be able to scrub furiously at myself with soap, like I always OC-Do, and not have it fade into a piece of shit.

Any suggestions? I woke up like half an hour ago.

pabstblueribbon
04-19-2010, 07:23 PM
I was going to get it done in black and grey but instead I'm going for "traditional" coloring.

Traditional is a style of tattoo.

Why the fuck are you busting my balls anyways?

:)

Tisket
04-19-2010, 07:40 PM
Aww, how cute, AR made someone cry.

pabstblueribbon
04-19-2010, 07:59 PM
Aww, how cute, AR made someone cry.

Nope! But thanks for playing.

Tisket
04-19-2010, 08:44 PM
Nope! But thanks for playing.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/cryinggame.gif

pabstblueribbon
04-19-2010, 10:11 PM
Damn. I hate it when my pillow is too wet.

Methais
04-19-2010, 11:29 PM
I fap on my pillow in my sleep sometimes. Well most of the time actually.

4a6c1
04-19-2010, 11:55 PM
Tattoos of it or it didnt happen.

Divinity
04-20-2010, 02:06 AM
http://img683.yfrog.com/img683/8509/uniwhat.jpg

HAHAHAHA *inhales* HAHAHA

Oh sweet mercy, that made my nose bleed.

Divinity
04-20-2010, 02:12 AM
Oh, to add my one and only tattoo:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/Kurapira/Me/10-14-07_2114.jpg

It's on the inside of my right wrist. I'm planning on getting my sleeve done when I am able to afford it.. which is probably as soon as my baby grows up and GTFO's. Heh.

4a6c1
04-20-2010, 08:02 AM
^LEELOOBALAMENACHAIETCHATAYSABBAT

AnticorRifling
04-20-2010, 08:19 AM
Oh, to add my one and only tattoo:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/Kurapira/Me/10-14-07_2114.jpg

It's on the inside of my right wrist. I'm planning on getting my sleeve done when I am able to afford it.. which is probably as soon as my baby grows up and GTFO's. Heh.

Super green.

AnticorRifling
04-20-2010, 08:20 AM
Traditional is a style of tattoo.

Why the fuck are you busting my balls anyways?

:)

Since when do we need reasons?!

I was not made aware of this change and demand recount of the votes.

Methais
04-20-2010, 01:13 PM
Since when do we need reasons?!

I was not made aware of this change and demand recount of the votes.

That rule was repealed when HarmNone left.

Divinity
04-20-2010, 01:14 PM
^LEELOOBALAMENACHAIETCHATAYSABBAT

I'm resisting the urge to google this and see if you spelled it correctly. Not because I know but now I'm curious. Lol

4a6c1
04-20-2010, 02:09 PM
I spelled it right phonetically. :D

/nerd

Divinity
04-21-2010, 05:04 PM
I spelled it right phonetically. :D

/nerd

Ha! Fair enough. :D


Post Your Tattoos 04-20-2010 04:35 PM Mool-teeh-pahs -- S.B.
Post Your Tattoos 04-20-2010 12:34 PM Tattoo? More like Fat,too
Post Your Tattoos 04-20-2010 12:34 PM Moar boobs!
Post Your Tattoos 04-20-2010 12:13 PM 4-way bacon?

People are fun. The 4-way bacon comment had me cracking up. Now I can't stop looking at it and believing the same thing. LOL

Hips
04-21-2010, 05:34 PM
Divinity's sweet tattoo


That's AWESOME. My fiance actually wants the same Fifth Element tattoo, and the clock from the Chrono Trigger.

http://static3.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/1962/files/chronometer-design.png

^ the one on the right.

Divinity
04-21-2010, 07:56 PM
That'd be a badass tattoo! Post pics when it's complete.

4a6c1
04-21-2010, 08:06 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, mechanistic diagrams on flesh.

Methais
04-21-2010, 11:55 PM
Ha! Fair enough. :D



People are fun. The 4-way bacon comment had me cracking up. Now I can't stop looking at it and believing the same thing. LOL

That was me, was too lazy to sign it.

It does look like bacon.

Tisket
04-21-2010, 11:56 PM
That was me, was too lazy to sign it.

It was me. Quit trying to steal my one liners!

Methais
04-21-2010, 11:59 PM
It was me. Quit trying to steal my one liners!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/obama-liarliar.jpg

Tisket
04-22-2010, 12:01 AM
I made that poster too. That's right. I slaved over it.

Methais
04-22-2010, 12:02 AM
I made that poster too. That's right. I slaved over it.

Are you ready to touch my boner yet? :heart:

Tisket
04-22-2010, 12:02 AM
lol

Enitocin
04-22-2010, 02:51 AM
lol
lol
You can't tell, but I actually typed what you said BACKWARDS.
racecar

Cephalopod
04-22-2010, 11:46 AM
^LEELOOBALAMENACHAIETCHATAYSABBAT

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/148259-1/Multipass.jpg

Hedensk
11-04-2010, 05:34 PM
I've posted these before, but since some people have expressed interest, I'll do it again. Here's the sleeve.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/2-1.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/3-1.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/1-1.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/6-1.jpg

Hedensk
11-04-2010, 05:35 PM
Couple more.


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/5.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/4.jpg

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-04-2010, 05:46 PM
Why are most tattoos all skulls and death and doom? Honestly a serious question, as if I were to ever get a tattoo, I don't think I'd want skulls in it.

Hedensk
11-04-2010, 05:49 PM
Cuz they're fuckin' tuff. I think my next tattoos will be flowers, though.

Kuyuk
11-04-2010, 05:57 PM
You're outa TP :(

Asha
11-04-2010, 07:03 PM
Those tats fucking own though. Skulls or not.
Who's the artist?

Delias
11-04-2010, 07:46 PM
Yeah.... my tattoos are mostly solid reminders of a misspent youth. I'd like to get some more, now that I'm not seventeen anymore, but don't really have the money for frivolities at the moment.

pabstblueribbon
11-04-2010, 11:59 PM
I need to figure out what to do with my sleeve. I want high color 50's shit but I'm not sure how to combine it all together. But I guess thats why you pay the artist.. just need the time to go talk to him.

Anyhoo. Nice shading, and nice side boob shot.

:thumbsup:

Skeeter
11-05-2010, 12:02 AM
You can see all the way to crazytown.

Sean of the Thread
11-05-2010, 02:35 AM
The one and only FELIX.

All I gots.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/Playerscorner.jpg

Gnome Rage
11-05-2010, 10:59 AM
http://www.grunt.com/images-bs/tattoos/healey.jpg

The one and only FELIX.

All I gots.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/Playerscorner.jpg



QUE!?

Delias
11-05-2010, 06:32 PM
Quite obviously he had it converted into felix for some unknowable reason.

Urinal Poops
11-05-2010, 07:20 PM
My leg, impossible to get in one shot.

GSKynthelig
11-06-2010, 05:05 AM
She is a sweet bot.

Kuyuk
11-12-2010, 06:33 AM
My leg, impossible to get in one shot.

you have a swastika on your leg? :(

Delias
11-12-2010, 08:37 AM
you have a swastika on your leg? :(

One of the pitfalls of tribal art is that sometimes a real design creeps in?

Hips
12-18-2010, 05:43 PM
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6100/p1000834z.jpg

My birthday present from my husband!

Now all I want is the swelling to go down. :(

Asha
12-18-2010, 05:56 PM
That is fucking great! :D

Oh and tribal is so boring.

Kuyuk
12-18-2010, 06:11 PM
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6100/p1000834z.jpg

My birthday present from my husband!

Now all I want is the swelling to go down. :(

What is it? Kind of reminds me of Goatse...

Asha
12-18-2010, 06:42 PM
rose

NocturnalRob
12-18-2010, 06:45 PM
rose
Whoosh!!!

Asha
12-18-2010, 06:49 PM
Whoosh!!!

ARGHGHGH!!!

Hips
12-18-2010, 06:49 PM
It's a Tudor rose, also called a union rose... wikipedia it for a quick history lesson!

Kuyuk
12-18-2010, 08:10 PM
I still think it looks like goatse...

Just sayin - Methias would be proud.

I'm also sure, someone with skills could photoshop it on there.

ClayBeadGirl
12-26-2010, 10:10 AM
I have two. And apparently there are photos of them on my old flickr account...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72715213@N00/3556797749/in/photostream/

and this one...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72715213@N00/3932979736/in/photostream/

I await the colorful comments...

Diana

ClayBeadGirl
12-26-2010, 10:11 AM
Ok I suck and the photos didnt work. I'm too lazy to figure this out.

Here's one...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72715213@N00/3932979736/in/photostream/

Here's the other...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72715213@N00/3556797749/in/photostream/

Drew
12-26-2010, 11:40 AM
I await the colorful comments...



Show boobs.

ClayBeadGirl
12-26-2010, 11:41 AM
No.:nono:

IorakeWarhammer
12-26-2010, 12:04 PM
don't mind the creepy nerds. u know they come with the territory. welcome back!! I also recently came back a few years ago.

ClayBeadGirl
12-26-2010, 12:09 PM
LOL! Thanks!

Tisket
12-26-2010, 12:56 PM
Ok I suck and the photos didnt work. I'm too lazy to figure this out.

Here's one...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72715213@N00/3932979736/in/photostream/

Here's the other...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/72715213@N00/3556797749/in/photostream/

Wow. You just reminded me of why I dislike tattoos.

ClayBeadGirl
12-26-2010, 01:01 PM
Wow. You just reminded me of why I dislike tattoos.

If this was 6 years ago and I was still posting under the DianaBanana name I would have a snarky responce. However, instead I'll just say that you are entitled to your opinion.

Diana

Tisket
12-26-2010, 01:03 PM
If this was 6 years ago and I was still posting under the DianaBanana name I would have a snarky responce. However, instead I'll just say that you are entitled to your opinion.

Diana

I didn't say that I disliked you. I just hate your tattoos.

ClayBeadGirl
12-26-2010, 01:06 PM
I didn't say that I disliked you. I just hate your tattoos.

I never said anything about you liking or disliking me.

Tisket
12-26-2010, 01:10 PM
I never said anything about you liking or disliking me.

It fascinates me that people get upset when someone finds their choice of tattoo distasteful. You are a lovely girl yet you chose very ugly tattoos. Or a really bad tattooist.

ClayBeadGirl
12-26-2010, 01:16 PM
I happen to like the work and I choose things that meant something to me. And that's all there is to it. :whipit:

diethx
12-26-2010, 01:23 PM
She didn't sound upset to me.

Tisket
12-26-2010, 02:47 PM
She didn't sound upset to me.

Isn't the word "snarky" used to denote irritation at someone?

If not, my bad.

Asha
12-26-2010, 03:01 PM
You are a lovely girl yet you chose very ugly tattoos. Or a really bad tattooist.

Just wanted to point out that the tattooist is very skilled, it's just the pictures aren't great.

TheEschaton
12-26-2010, 03:15 PM
She said she used to be snarky, but isn't now. I guess Tisket just needs to assert her alpha femaleness again.

Tisket
12-26-2010, 03:21 PM
I guess Tisket just needs to assert her alpha femaleness again.

Admit it, you like dominant females.

IorakeWarhammer
12-26-2010, 03:21 PM
I missed Tisket <3

Androidpk
12-26-2010, 03:25 PM
She said she used to be snarky, but isn't now. I guess Tisket just needs to assert her alpha femaleness again.

Again? I didn't realize it ever stopped.

diethx
12-26-2010, 04:01 PM
Admit it, you like dominant females.

Only if they have man parts underneath!!!!!!!!!!!!

diethx
12-26-2010, 04:02 PM
Reviewing this thread makes me want another tattoo pretty badly. I've been wanting the same one for almost 10 years but I never seem to have any money for it. Why do I never think about it when I actually have extra cash? :(

4a6c1
12-26-2010, 05:49 PM
I like the Aloha one. I want one like that. Ocean themed or something. But my back is still only half done and my other ankle needs a buddha and I still have at least 6 Lemegeton seals that need to get done before ANY OF THAT. So yeah. Pretty!

ClayBeadGirl
12-26-2010, 06:03 PM
Last year my older brother got married on the beach in FL and later that year Colin and I celebrated our 1st wedding anniversary on the beach in Miami. Hibiscus is my favorite flower, the small shell was from one I found on the beach during their wedding and when I was swimming in South Beach this lady randomly came up to me and gave me one of the sand dollars she had just found and told me to have a great day. So it's sort of a happy memory tattoo.

Blah blah blah. :blah:

Diana

I like run-on sentences.

4a6c1
12-26-2010, 06:29 PM
That's sweet. My tattoos are mostly useless on this plane of existence. More importantly they signify my status in hell as Overlord of Sluts.

Delias
12-27-2010, 12:00 AM
Reviewing this thread makes me want another tattoo pretty badly. I've been wanting the same one for almost 10 years but I never seem to have any money for it. Why do I never think about it when I actually have extra cash? :(

How'd you like to make 14 bucks the hard way?

diethx
12-27-2010, 01:30 AM
How'd you like to make 14 bucks the hard way?

Now now, we both know you haven't done "hard" in quite some time.

Delias
12-27-2010, 01:52 AM
Now now, we both know you haven't done "hard" in quite some time.

It's because of Rojo and Tisket constantly emasculating me in front of everyone here. My penis has crawled into itself and cowers inside a psuedo-vagina of fear.

TheEschaton
12-27-2010, 02:24 AM
That's sweet. My tattoos are mostly useless on this plane of existence. More importantly they signify my status in hell as Overlord of Sluts.

Mine tend to be abstract and religious. I plan on looking like Nightcrawler before long, making me unemployable as anything but a mutant superhero.

Delias
12-27-2010, 02:38 AM
Mine tend to be abstract and religious. I plan on looking like Nightcrawler before long, making me unemployable as anything but a mutant superhero.

I'll start duct-taping the microwaves together.

Parkbandit
12-27-2010, 08:39 AM
Mine tend to be abstract and religious. I plan on looking like Nightcrawler before long, making me unemployable as anything but a mutant superhero.

At least then you would have an excuse to give your Daddy.

"But Dad, I TRIED to get a job, but no one will hire me! I think it's because I am brown muslim extremist!"

And save the "I'm christian" bs.. no one's buying it.

4a6c1
12-27-2010, 09:37 AM
Mine tend to be abstract and religious. I plan on looking like Nightcrawler before long, making me unemployable as anything but a mutant superhero.

Almost spit my jogurt out damn you.

Divinity
12-28-2010, 09:44 PM
Reviewing this thread makes me want another tattoo pretty badly. I've been wanting the same one for almost 10 years but I never seem to have any money for it. Why do I never think about it when I actually have extra cash? :(

Stop buying shoes? :P

DCSL
12-28-2010, 10:56 PM
Stop buying shoes? :P

It's like you told her to stop breathing. So cruel.

diethx
12-28-2010, 11:36 PM
Ahahhaa. I actually haven't bought shoes in a few months.

Stanley Burrell
01-02-2011, 06:59 PM
http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/8370/papasmurf.png

Stanley Burrell
01-02-2011, 07:05 PM
I kept on saying lower to the artist/photographer who is a very nice Russian lady, but she decided not to ... so I shoved my butt in her face. And decided I still had to expose my crack for the photo's sake (just to clear things up, I apologize.)

Kuyuk
01-02-2011, 07:28 PM
are you wearing yoga pants?

4a6c1
01-02-2011, 07:30 PM
LOL

Sile
01-02-2011, 07:32 PM
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2001/87350572.png (http://img593.imageshack.us/i/87350572.png/)

It looks a little sore because this pic was an hour after work was done.

Kuyuk
01-02-2011, 07:34 PM
Interesting choice... Can I ask why you chose jesus' bare ass on your chest?

Delias
01-02-2011, 07:35 PM
and why don't I see any jews on there? Surely they are responsible, right?

correction: One jew.

4a6c1
01-02-2011, 07:38 PM
Interesting choice... Can I ask why you chose jesus' bare ass on your chest?

DAYUM JESUS IS HAWT AMIRITE?!

Sile
01-02-2011, 07:42 PM
Interesting choice... Can I ask why you chose jesus' bare ass on your chest?

His luggage with his pants were left at the airport?

Kuyuk
01-02-2011, 07:42 PM
DAYUM JESUS IS HAWT AMIRITE?!

For being so emaciated, he does have a very nice ass.

Stanley Burrell
01-02-2011, 08:09 PM
are you wearing yoga pants?

I don't think my pants are in the picture.

Edit: Bad lighting buuut ... I think I see myself lookin'-like-a-fool-with-my-pants-on-the-ground distinctive line between my jeans and dark green ... yoga boxers? Hmmm, yoga pants though. Let me go check up some price tags.

4a6c1
01-02-2011, 10:45 PM
Bright orange safety pants?

BriarFox
01-02-2011, 10:47 PM
Interesting choice... Can I ask why you chose jesus' bare ass on your chest?

Pretty sure that's the back of his shoulder.

NocturnalRob
01-02-2011, 10:50 PM
Pretty sure that's the back of his shoulder.
Unless he has hairy nipples on his back, you're dead wrong.

edit: Look to the right of Hey-Zeus's right foot.

BriarFox
01-02-2011, 10:52 PM
Unless he has hairy nipples on his back, you're dead wrong.

edit: Look to the right of Hey-Zeus's right foot.

Oh, missed that.

NocturnalRob
01-02-2011, 10:52 PM
SB, please tell me that's a fake tat.

WRoss
01-02-2011, 11:01 PM
SB, please tell me that's a fake tat.

Aren't you glad he is helping to protect our nation?

Paradii
01-02-2011, 11:53 PM
SB, please tell me that's a fake tat.

And fake facial hair.

Gnome Rage
01-02-2011, 11:57 PM
Hopefully by Wednesday I'll have something to post here :x

WRoss
01-03-2011, 12:02 AM
Hopefully by Wednesday I'll have something to post here :x

get a bull's eye on your back and "Condom Disposal" right above your cooter.

4a6c1
01-03-2011, 12:26 AM
Hopefully by Wednesday I'll have something to post here :x

Oh please lord let it not be someones NAME.

WRoss
01-03-2011, 12:27 AM
Oh please lord let it not be someones NAME.

I hate to be the one to say it, but if he survives, you'll regret it (the tattoo).

Killer Kitten
01-03-2011, 12:33 AM
I have mine posted on my website, here's the tattoo page for anybody bored enough to want to see them. The photography is really lousy, sorry about that.

http://tilone.webs.com/tattoowho.htm

Gnome Rage
01-03-2011, 12:44 AM
lol wut.

... It has nothing to do with my boyfriend. It is about my mother.

Rinualdo
01-03-2011, 01:10 AM
lol wut.

... It has nothing to do with my boyfriend. It is about my mother.

Does it say "I'm sorry"?

Gnome Rage
01-03-2011, 01:14 AM
Nope. Can't say it does.

Paradii
01-03-2011, 11:31 AM
I have mine posted on my website, here's the tattoo page for anybody bored enough to want to see them. The photography is really lousy, sorry about that.

http://tilone.webs.com/tattoowho.htm

I am pretty sure the first one is the grim reaper from the NES game Kid Icarus. If you disagree with me or don't like Kid Icarus, a plague on you and your house.


http://www.joystickdivision.com/teamreaper.jpg
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/tilone/tattoo%201.jpg

Stanley Burrell
01-03-2011, 02:02 PM
SB, please tell me that's a fake tat.

The stencil kit was real. Shit, I haven't showered yet, brb.

Divinity
01-08-2011, 06:07 PM
Oh please lord let it not be someones NAME.

I'm going to have the name of my children tattooed on my body at some point. I have LOTS of time before that can happen so I can think of something that I want to believe is unique. I'm sure some twat will have the same idea somewhere. Blaaah.