How would YOU dress Martaigne?

[Martaigne]

So as one of the raffle winners, I have to come up with seven ideas by tomorrow. I have a few in mind, and need a few more, but I'm curious to see how everyone else would envision him. This is mostly just to have fun, so please try to enjoy yourselves!

The victim:
You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Warrior.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and appears to be in the prime of life. He has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, thick snowy white hair woven in a series of winding braids bound with carved maoral beads. He has a clean-shaven face and deep laugh lines.
He has a pair of slender bronze hoops with jade captive beads set along the slender tips of his pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing an airy natural chainsil cloak, a polished maoral dual scabbard bound with intricate bronze vinework slung over his shoulder, an ivory-inlaid drawstring rucksack, a simple ivory linen tunic, a layered sienna chainsil tabard with muted jade green edging, a fine-grained polished maoral vambrace incised with a wild rose, some mahogany buckskin trousers, and a pair of well-made umber nubuck boots laced with vine-green.

[Allereli]

most guys want to be undressed

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/you-want-some-ointment-for-that-sic.png

[NocturnalRob]

i'd dress you up in my love:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThzN8Wzm98k

[Martaigne]

most guys want to be undressed

You know, I knew a comment like this would make it in here, but I certainly didn't expect you do be first. Kudos.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Warrior.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and appears to be in the prime of life. He has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, thick snowy white hair woven in a series of winding braids bound with carved maoral beads. He has a clean-shaven face and deep laugh lines.
He has a pair of slender bronze hoops with jade captive beads set along the slender tips of his pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He appears to have a lisp and wave his hands a lot.
He is wearing a pair of flame-shaped gold glasses with darkly tinted lenses, a hip-length vest made out of plush white rabbit fur, a thick gold chain suspending a multitude of glittering gems within its kinks, some tight bright pink snakeskin pants, and a pair of black snakeskin knee-boots with sharp toes.

[Martaigne]

LMAO

So you'd dress him like Elton John?

[NocturnalRob]

You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Gay Warrior Pimp.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and appears to be in the prime of life. He has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, thick snowy white hair woven in a series of winding braids bound with carved maoral beads. He has a clean-shaven face and deep laugh lines.
He has a pair of slender bronze hoops with jade captive beads set along the slender tips of his pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He appears to have a lisp and wave his hands a lot.
He is wearing a pair of flame-shaped gold glasses with darkly tinted lenses, a hip-length sleeveless vest made out of plush white rabbit fur, a thick gold chain suspending a multitude of glittering gems within its kinks, some tight bright pink snakeskin pants, and a pair of black snakeskin knee-boots with sharp toes.

fixed. so much win in this.

aren't all vests sleeveless?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

fixed. so much win in this.

aren't all vests sleeveless?

LOL yes. Sorry, it was a shirt and then I changed it.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

LMAO

So you'd dress him like Elton John?

/gay hairdresser.

Yes.

[iJin]

You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Warrior.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and appears to be in the prime of life. He has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, thick snowy white hair woven in a series of winding braids bound with carved maoral beads. He has a clean-shaven face and deep laugh lines.
He has a pair of slender bronze hoops with jade captive beads set along the slender tips of his pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing nothing special.

Ta da!


(I'll come up with things later. <3<3)

[NocturnalRob]

He is wearing nothing special.


that's not what i heard...

[Elvenlady]

You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Warrior.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and appears to be in the prime of life. He has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, thick snowy white hair woven in a series of winding braids bound with carved maoral beads. He has a clean-shaven face and deep laugh lines.
He has a pair of slender bronze hoops with jade captive beads set along the slender tips of his pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is holding me.
He is wearing a smile.


Fixed. Regret starting this yet Martaigne?

Oh and congrats on the win!

[Martaigne]

LOL!!

You guys are too much!

[Stanley Burrell]

Probably like a Rasta.

[Martaigne]

He won't be trading his braids for dreadlocks, though.

[LadyLaphrael]

Just as he posted this thread, he sent me an IM. I'd like to open the envelope and reveal the exchange...

"Martaigne": Have fun with it.
Laphrael25: fft, you know at least 80% of the responses are going to be "i wouldn't, that's how"

I see I was quite correct.

[thefarmer]

You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Musician.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and skinny and emo. He has pasty-white skin upon which no sun has touched. He has long, black scraggly hair with several gelled up spikes on top and long bangs that cover his sad-looking blue eyes. He has a sunken in chin and a sallow expression on his face.
He has huge holes in his ears from which tiny silver hoops dangle, and several matching silver lip rings.
He is not in shape.
He is holding a razor-sharp cutting knife in his left hand.
He is wearing some thick horn-rimmed glasses with clear frames, a ragged black hoodie emblazoned with the words "Hot Topic" in blood red thread on the back, a tight-fitting black shirt, a silver-studded belt fastened with a huge silver buckle, some skintight black pants that stop at the ankles, and pair of shiny black combat boots with silver buckles branded with the words "Hot Topic".

[Some Rogue]

You forgot him holding the bottle of Visine!

[Martaigne]

You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Musician.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and skinny and emo. [snip] buckles branded with the words "Hot Topic".

You disturb me. Seriously. Seek help.

(LOL!)

[Stanley Burrell]

You see Tijay.

[Nilandia]

Shoot me an IM sometime if you're interested, Martaigne. I do my best work in consultations.

Gretchen

[Dothstar's_Seven]

Humanize him. Go for city street rather than country road.

[diethx]

pair of shiny black combat boots with silver buckles branded with the words "Hot Topic".

That's so wrong. He should be wearing a pair of these with that outfit:

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/31MJZH0XGVL._AA280_.jpg

[Brielus]

swap out the braids for a fohawk

[iJin]

This thread is not going to die.



<3

[Shari]

You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Warrior.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and appears to be in the prime of life. He has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, thick snowy white hair woven in a series of winding braids bound with carved maoral beads. He has a clean-shaven face and deep laugh lines.
He has a pair of slender bronze hoops with jade captive beads set along the slender tips of his pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing an ecru chainsil cocksock suspended on thin silken cord.

At least I'm using cultural-inspired fabrics!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Warrior.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and appears to be in the prime of life. He has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, thick snowy white hair woven in a series of winding braids bound with carved maoral beads. He has a clean-shaven face and deep laugh lines.
He has a pair of slender bronze hoops with jade captive beads set along the slender tips of his pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a cord-suspended ecru chainsil cocksock with a happy face painted on the end.

At least I'm using cultural-inspired fabrics!

Fixed that.

[Sweets]

You see Martaigne Rhywellith the Warrior.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is tall and appears to be in the prime of life. He has silver-flecked grey-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, thick snowy white hair woven in a series of winding braids bound with carved maoral beads. He has a clean-shaven face and deep laugh lines.
He has a pair of slender bronze hoops with jade captive beads set along the slender tips of his pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing an ecru chainsil cocksock suspended on thin silken cord.

At least I'm using cultural-inspired fabrics!


I vote for this one. Yep. With Narc's suggestion of the happy face.

[Martaigne]

Hm.... do you think the GMs will allow a cocksock?

[Stanley Burrell]

Hm.... do you think the GMs will allow a cocksock?

Yes.