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Betheny
01-13-2004, 10:04 PM
You say, "Die."
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Anticor asks, "See that father?"
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Anticor says, "She wants me on my back."
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Anticor lies down.
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Anticor stretches one arm along his side and props up his head with the other hand.
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Niketa ponders.
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Anticor wiggles his eyebrows.
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Anticor stands up.
>'And in bitesized pieces.
You say, "And in bitesized pieces."
>nod antic
You nod to Anticor.
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Falgrin says, "Well son, ya look like ya got 'er righ where ya wan 'er."
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Falgrin nods to Anticor.
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Anticor nods to Falgrin.
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Falgrin laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement.
>glare falgrin
You glare at Falgrin.
Falgrin waves.
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Anticor says, "Now I have ta convince her of that."
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Anticor waves to Falgrin.
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Falgrin says, "Back ta me park."
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Falgrin just went east.
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Anticor starts chortling.
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Natook drops a scratched bracelet.
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>'I will kill you.
You say, "I will kill you."
>nod antic
You nod to Anticor.
Anticor asks, "So besides the constant wanting of me, how are things?"
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Anticor grins at you.
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>'Shut it.
You say, "Shut it."
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Anticor just closed an onyx-trimmed black silk greatcloak.
Anticor nods to you.
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Anticor asks, "Now what?"
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>'Go away.
You say, "Go away."
Anticor sighs.
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Anticor traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Anticor gestures.
Anticor suddenly disappears.
You hear someone sob.
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You hear someone wailing from somewhere!
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You hear someone weeping nearby.
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You say, "Now, die."
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You hear someone summoning elemental energy to his command...
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Anticor suddenly fades into view.
Anticor gestures.
Anticor hurls a powerful lightning bolt at himself!
AS: +251 vs DS: +70 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +98 = +316
... and hits for 148 points of damage!
Massive electrical shock to the right arm destroys flesh. What remains is useless.
He is stunned!
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>'You're so obedient.
You say, "You're so obedient."
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>"I might ponder taking you on as a servant.
You say, "I might ponder taking you on as a servant."
Anticor says, "You couldn't handle or break me if I was your servant."
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Anticor nods to you.
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>'I've broken better and worse men than you in my spare time.
>yawn antic
You say, "I've broken better and worse men than you in my spare time."
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You glance at Anticor and yawn.
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Anticor cackles!

HouseofElves
01-13-2004, 11:10 PM
Hmm, where can I get a bitch?

Betheny
01-13-2004, 11:35 PM
The Landing.

Fallen
01-14-2004, 06:00 AM
Also try the Wizard, Cleric, Rogue and Ranger folders for promising bitches.

Parkbandit
01-14-2004, 08:49 AM
A rogue is never anyone's bitch.

PS-Nice casting there Son.. you dumbass. God.. it's stuff like that that makes me wonder why I took you under my wing.

Betheny
01-14-2004, 08:59 AM
He's saying I want him...

...he's the one killing himself for me.

I WIN

Parkbandit
01-14-2004, 10:55 AM
You probably do want him... knowing he is my son and all. Imagine the boasting you can do around town.

"I'm dating Falgrin's son! Look at me!" :smug:

Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-14-2004, 11:01 AM
Would that be "I'm dating Falgrin's son, yes... THAT Falgrin, the one that Idiothm killed."

or "I'm dating Anticor, Haasheks son..."


AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I can't decide which is worse ;p

Parkbandit
01-14-2004, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Would that be "I'm dating Falgrin's son, yes... THAT Falgrin, the one that Idiothm killed."

or "I'm dating Anticor, Haasheks son..."

I'm going Tayvin hunting tonight.. who's with me?


AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I can't decide which is worse ;p

Latrinsorm
01-14-2004, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
PS-Nice casting there Son.. you dumbass.
^ Father of the Year. ^