Current Pictures - You topless

[iJin]

I think Sean is trying reverse psychology on me.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Nikki. Cheesecake.
NAO

I'M AT WORK and my boss is a total dick and if he catches me... OHSHITGOTTAGO.

[Cephalopod]

Boob cheesecake?

...no, god no. That sounds bad.

[Gnome Rage]

Well then! You have more than your 5 requests. Post them tatties.

[Celephais]

Boob cheesecake?

...no, god no. That sounds bad.

You can milk anything with nipples... and milk can then be made into cheesecake.

[Delias]

I also hereby tender my official request for Jin's breasteses.

[DCSL]

You can milk anything with nipples... and milk can then be made into cheesecake.

You have nipples.

[Gnome Rage]

You can milk anything with nipples... and milk can then be made into cheesecake.

I have nipples Cel... can you milk me?

[iJin]

I shall post them ASAP. After I get this medical adhesive off my tummy, argh.

[Gnome Rage]

Psh. Leave the adhesive on. We'll all cling to you.

[Celephais]

You have nipples.
Want to milk me?

I have nipples Cel... can you milk me?
I would give it the ol' college try.

[Delias]

I shall post them ASAP. After I get this medical adhesive off my tummy, argh.

Oh, right, you're all frankensteined.

[DCSL]

Want to milk me?


Yes.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I have a picture of the wound in my phone. It's pretty gnarly.

[AnticorRifling]

Is that your pet name for it now?

[Cephalopod]

The ol' axe wound.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Is that your pet name for it now?

Not that it's any of your business, but she has a zombie fetish and she requested that I call it that.

[iJin]

Do not forward my extra mouth/vagina wounds to anyone!!!1

[Delias]

Do not forward my extra mouth/vagina wounds to anyone!!!1

It's cool, I have a good imagination.

[Cephalopod]

You like Dr. Pepper. You like boobs.

I bring you the Holy Grail of Soft-drink / Breast Crossovers:
http://i.imgur.com/bAmNx.gif

btw, pos-rep to iJin for her boobs, not me. kthx.

[DCSL]

You like Dr. Pepper. You like boobs.

I bring you the Holy Grail of Soft-drink / Breast Crossovers:
http://i.imgur.com/bAmNx.gif

I stared. I stared hard.

[Drew]

You like Dr. Pepper. You like boobs.

I bring you the Holy Grail of Soft-drink / Breast Crossovers:
http://i.imgur.com/bAmNx.gif

Maybe this is me failing the gay test, but why does that chick have a bedazzled forearm?

[iJin]

lol. They're dermal anchors.

[Sean of the Thread]

I could post a cell phone picture of my Jen's dog eared boobs but that would be wrong wouldn't it?

[Celephais]

I could post a cell phone picture of my Jen's dog eared boobs but that would be wrong wouldn't it?

That's correct, you shouldn't post them, but lol at you all the sudden having morals, and the correct etiquette would have been to not mention them at all.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

boooooooooooooooooooooobs.

[Cephalopod]

Crop the head out and they're just random boobs. Just sayin'.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Do not look up "dog eared boobs" in GIS.

Also, if a partner ever referred to my tits like that I'd probably chop his nuts off/stab her in the ovaries.

[Cephalopod]

Also, if a partner ever referred to my tits like that I'd probably chop his nuts off/stab her in the ovaries.

Yep, damage done, go ahead and post.

[Celephais]

Yep, damage done, go ahead and post.

:rofl: Yeah, the damage he did was calling her tits dog eared... not ... you know... every thing else he's done.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I thought we were referring to brain damage. In her. For going back. Yet again.

[Drew]

I've seen Jin's, ain't nothing wrong with em.

[Stunseed]

...Yes there is.

They are not smothering my face. :)

Very nice.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

lol. They're dermal anchors.

Are those your boobs? If so, thems a handful :) Very nice!

[pabstblueribbon]

nipples (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5379/uncensoredrage4.jpg)

HAWT

http://www.arterimalaysia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/futurama_fry_looking_squint2.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

http://www.arterimalaysia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/futurama_fry_looking_squint2.jpg

Are you making fun of my nipples? I'm very upset

[pabstblueribbon]

Are you making fun of my nipples? I'm very upset

I fell for the oldest trick in the book man, I can't believe it.

You have to say that in Dark Helmets voice, okay?

Also I liked the boob meat underneath teh nipples.

[nub]

this thread is getting better!

[Gnome Rage]

I fell for the oldest trick in the book man, I can't believe it.

You have to say that in Dark Helmets voice, okay?

Also I liked the boob meat underneath teh nipples.

I like my boobmeat.

I thought my nipples were pretty nice too. Cel did them for me.

[Earthlust]

I don't know if this was posted already, but a guildy of mine just shot this my way and I thought it'd be rude not to share:

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/521/boobs2.swf

Not mine.

[Gnome Rage]

I don't know if this was posted already, but a guildy of mine just shot this my way and I thought it'd be rude not to share:

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/521/boobs2.swf

Not mine.

WHO DOES THAT WITH THEIR BOOBS. How awfully frightening.

[AestheticDeath]

awesome - And GR, you know damn well your gonna go home and try that with your BF. Hey honey, guess what I saw today... Be sure and record it for us.

[pabstblueribbon]

I like my boobmeat.


Whoa. Me too. Do you like money? We should hang out.

[Gnome Rage]

Whoah. I like money!

[AestheticDeath]

Hm. Seems we could offer payment for better pics?!

[Gnome Rage]

awesome - And GR, you know damn well your gonna go home and try that with your BF. Hey honey, guess what I saw today... Be sure and record it for us.

No. I kept imaging them as copperhead snake heads all wiggling around.

[Gnome Rage]

Hm. Seems we could offer payment for better pics?!

I like money, I'm not a prostitute. So no.

[pabstblueribbon]

It's just a line from Idiocracy.

[AestheticDeath]

I like money, I'm not a prostitute. So no.

Pics =/= sex.

No. I kept imaging them as copperhead snake heads all wiggling around.

Odd imagination there too...

[Gnome Rage]

Pics =/= sex.


Odd imagination there too...

Money =/= Tits

[AestheticDeath]

Free = tits, obv

[Delias]

I like money, I'm not a prostitute. So no.

For the right amount you are, I fucking guarantee it.

[DCSL]

WHO DOES THAT WITH THEIR BOOBS. How awfully frightening.

It was someone else's hands. And it doesn't look that bad to me?

[Gnome Rage]

It was someone else's hands. And it doesn't look that bad to me?

It looks painful...

[Deathravin]

It looks painful...

looked like
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u28/gardooney/hypno-toad.gif
to me

[DCSL]

Not everyone's breasts are terribly sensitive. I just tried it myself (in the name of science!) and it didn't hurt.

[Gnome Rage]

Mine aren't extremely sensitive, but they don't squish like that...

[Deathravin]

Not everyone's breasts are terribly sensitive. I just tried it myself (in the name of science!) and it didn't hurt.

Video or it didn't happen.

[Sweets]

I'm doing it right now....

[DCSL]

I'm doing it right now....

And it doesn't hurt, right?!

[Gnome Rage]

Okay... maybe I'm crazy. My boobs just don't move that way... They're too firm

[Drew]

Okay... maybe I'm crazy. My boobs just don't move that way... They're too firm

It's a tooma!

[Gnome Rage]

Its not a tooma!

I had it checked already

[Cephalopod]

I know Dex and Sweets have contributed before, but I'm pretty sure this calls for new contributions. Yup.

[nub]

And it doesn't hurt, right?!

lol!

[Deadelf]

WHO DOES THAT WITH THEIR BOOBS. How awfully frightening.

Hmm I just had my better half stand up, and I did that very same thing to her. She said it didn't hurt and actually felt nice. (shrugs) Also you are very very young so your breasts are indeed very firm. Post children or post 25 (give or take) you should start to see a change in breast consistancy.

At least thats what I've noted with the various women I've known over the decades.

[Deadelf]

Playing catch up, but wanted to humbly thank B4hand for the lovely shots she posted. Some days this thread just goes into over drive and if I dont read it for a few days I end up missing alot of fun!

[Tisket]

Mine aren't extremely sensitive, but they don't squish like that...

Put up or fucking shut up. Jesus.

And change your avatar, you look like your are 40 years old in it.

[TheThirdEye]

Put up or fucking shut up. Jesus.

And change your avatar, you look like your are 40 years old in it.

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/8/7/633852823089918980-ImPedoBear.jpg

[Tisket]

ThirdAnus is like the less funny, cut-rate Kmart version of Methais.

[Sean of the Thread]

However true he does have the most awesome facepalm sig known to mankind.

[TheThirdEye]

ThirdAnus is like the less funny, cut-rate Kmart version of Methais.

It appears you have an ancient sequoia sized tree up your ass in regards me and my posts. Nevertheless I take any comparison to Methais, negative or positive, as a compliment. :thanx:

Knock yourself out kid!

[Sam]

It appears you have an ancient sequoia sized tree up your ass in regards me and my posts. Nevertheless I take any comparison to Methais, negative or positive, as a compliment.

Knock yourself out kid :thanx:

Tisket is cunty toward everyone.

[Tisket]

It appears you have an ancient sequoia sized tree up your ass in regards me and my posts. Nevertheless I take any comparison to Methais, negative or positive, as a compliment.

Knock yourself out kid :thanx:

It takes no emotional involvement and zero effort to point out how stupid someone is. If it makes you feel better to imagine me in some kind of emotional distress and foaming at the mouth while I do so, well, knock yourself out.

[Tisket]

Tisket is cunty toward everyone.

I generally reserve my cuntiness for the drooling morons.

[TheThirdEye]

Tisket is cunty toward everyone.

Well, that explains it!

[Drew]

I generally reserve my cuntiness for the drooling morons.

Yeah you should see the poetry she sends me, very flowery.

[Tisket]

Yeah you should see the poetry she sends me, very flowery.

Rep poetry sent. It's like rap only uh, not.

[TheThirdEye]

It takes no emotional involvement and zero effort to point out how stupid someone is. If it makes you feel better to imagine me in some kind of emotional distress and foaming at the mouth while I do so, well, knock yourself out.


http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2345/hamletpic12.jpg

[zhelas]

Guys we knew this already.....BUT.... it is official!!!!! In case you didn't see the study.

Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

http://www.themedguru.com/files/breasts_0.jpg

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

[Back]

Guys we knew this already.....BUT.... it is official!!!!! In case you didn't see the study.

Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

http://www.themedguru.com/files/breasts_0.jpg

Thank you ladies!

[AnticorRifling]

That seals it. I'm immortal.

[TheThirdEye]

That seals it. I'm immortal.

There can be only one!

[ElvenFury]

That seals it. I'm immortal.
I'm sure all of those lemonparty views have balanced you out.

[AnticorRifling]

Fuck now I gotta go look at girl camera mirror in order to make it to Wed. Thanks asshole!

[Delarock]

bump, dropped too far down.

can't let this thread go!

[Gan]

Guys we knew this already.....BUT.... it is official!!!!! In case you didn't see the study.

Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

http://www.themedguru.com/files/breasts_0.jpg


http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/learningtewfly/boobs.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

http://restaurantimages.menuism.com/dMbwuA_Jmr3QCfaby-v9yy-tits-to-eat-erotic-bakery-320x360.jpg

Pearl necklace included with cake.

[nub]

http://restaurantimages.menuism.com/dMbwuA_Jmr3QCfaby-v9yy-tits-to-eat-erotic-bakery-320x360.jpg

Pearl necklace included with cake.

nice photo shop! I can't believe those are yours!

[Gnome Rage]

nice photo shop! I can't believe those are yours!

i know right

[Kerranger]

Why did you bump this thread with a stupid ass fuckin cake? Get your damn titties out!

[Gnome Rage]

I was encouraging other females. GOD.

Sorry for tryin' ta get you guys some titty-action!

[Kuyuk]

I was encouraging other females. GOD.

Sorry for tryin' ta get you guys some titty-action!

You have tits. Why are you trying and not succeeding?

[Gnome Rage]

Because I already posted mine. I thought the boob cake was nice. Leave me alone :[

[iJin]

Google. There are many varying amounts of breasts swimming through the internet. Go find some.

[DCSL]

Google. There are many varying amounts of breasts swimming through the internet. Go find some.

I visualize boobs frolicking through the ocean, cresting the waves like playful dolphins, spouts of milk erupting from them periodically as they take another breath.

[Delias]

I visualize boobs frolicking through the ocean, cresting the waves like playful dolphins, spouts of milk erupting from them periodically as they take another breath.

I'd probably watch that movie.

[Kerranger]

I thought the boob cake was nice. Leave me alone :[
^ Fuck you, because a boob cake isnt you topless.


Google. There are many varying amounts of breasts swimming through the internet. Go find some
^ Fuck you, for posting that someone go find boobs elsewhere, in a topless thread.



I visualize boobs frolicking through the ocean, cresting the waves like playful dolphins, spouts of milk erupting from them periodically as they take another breath.
^ Youre my hero. I think i love you. Will you have my white-trash love child?

[Gnome Rage]

Bitches.

You posted cleavage, not boobs. There's a difference, especially in this thread. -The Black Guy In the Trenchcoat From the YOU GONNA GET RAPED picture

FALSE. I posted just as much as any other girl. I simply covered my nipples. You saw tops and bottoms of my boobs. So stfu.

[Kuyuk]

I visualize boobs frolicking through the ocean, cresting the waves like playful dolphins, spouts of milk erupting from them periodically as they take another breath.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/2930340042_f78882efdc.jpg

[Kerranger]

I sign my rep using my real SN. So dont look at me. I actually dont think ive negative repped anyone. Its better for me to tell them to go fuck themselves out in the open, where everyone can see it.

[Gnome Rage]

http://www.microsoft.com/library/media/1033/windowsxp/images/using/setup/maintain/67396-delete-key.jpg

[Gan]

Bitches.

You posted cleavage, not boobs. There's a difference, especially in this thread. -The Black Guy In the Trenchcoat From the YOU GONNA GET RAPED picture

FALSE. I posted just as much as any other girl. I simply covered my nipples. You saw tops and bottoms of my boobs. So stfu.

I believe that classifies as cleavage.

You have not posted as much as any other girl in this thread. You simply think you have. So stfu.

[Drew]

Bitches.

You posted cleavage, not boobs. There's a difference, especially in this thread. -The Black Guy In the Trenchcoat From the YOU GONNA GET RAPED picture

FALSE. I posted just as much as any other girl. I simply covered my nipples. You saw tops and bottoms of my boobs. So stfu.


Just to be pedantic, I'm pretty sure we've only seen the tops.

[iJin]

Fuck you, for posting that someone go find boobs elsewhere, in a topless thread.


No sir, Fuck you. I've posted--which gives me the right to torment men like you all I want. :)


I visualize boobs frolicking through the ocean, cresting the waves like playful dolphins, spouts of milk erupting from them periodically as they take another breath.

And I vote for this to appear intertwined with Shark Week. Best idea ever.

[Gan]

No sir, Fuck you. I've posted--which gives me the right to torment men like you all I want. :)

BINGO! You ma'am are a member of the club.


No nipples = no membership.

[Kerranger]

No sir, Fuck you. I've posted--which gives me the right to torment men like you all I want.

You did post. I did see it. I might have even fapped to it five or six times a night for the last couple of nights, and rubbed myself raw in the process. But again, fuck you for telling someone to look for boobs elsewhere, in a thread made SPECIFICALLY TO LOOK AT BOOBS.

PS. the shark week idea is awesome.

[Paradii]

Christ, you guys are fags.


This comment is open to your interpretation

[Kerranger]

Interpret this.

http://pleasedress.me/img/2861.gif

[Paradii]

it says go fuck yourself.
you are still a fag.

[Ryvicke]

I'd put money on it just being a weird thread creeper. lol.

PS. STFU (http://i33.tinypic.com/2nhm9ft.jpg)

My lord...!

I have no issue with the smiley being there--but why does it have to have weird smiley hair?

+internet points for hiding this in your old posts as to not bump the thread. That's sneaky.

Also: mac and cheese currently being created :L

[Gnome Rage]

My lord...!

I have no issue with the smiley being there--but why does it have to have weird smiley hair?

+internet points for hiding this in your old posts as to not bump the thread. That's sneaky.

Also: mac and cheese currently being created :L

You're a bastard for bumping it.

I got bored okay. -- It was originally going to be a pile of bacon but I don't have PS anymore and paint doesn't do what I want it to.

Hope the m&c is good.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I can totally photoshop bacon onto your boobs but I'm gonna need an uncensored pic >.> Yeeeeeah.

[Gnome Rage]

I can totally photoshop bacon onto your boobs but I'm gonna need an uncensored pic >.> Yeeeeeah.

Nikki you got to see my nips that night! Thats enough of that.

[Kerranger]

GR, Thats much better than a boob cake. I approve. fapfapfap.

[Gnome Rage]

No fapping!

[IorakeWarhammer]

why is gnome rage like a helicopter?


.


.







because when she arrives on the scene all you hear is fapping?!?!?!?!

[Gnome Rage]

This message is hidden because IorakeWarhammer is on your ignore list.

:D

[AestheticDeath]

I can totally photoshop bacon onto your boobs but I'm gonna need an uncensored pic >.> Yeeeeeah.

^

[Kerranger]

No fapping!

Too late, with your giving orders and shit. Its done.

[Gnome Rage]

Damn, too late! Hope you enjoyed your fap.

[Alfster]

Nikki you got to see my nips that night! Thats enough of that.

Wait. what?

[Gnome Rage]

Wait. what?

She's seen them?

[4a6c1]

WTF Gnomnoms. I want to see some nipple.

[thefarmer]

WTF Gnomnoms. I want to see some nipple.

That should totally be her new pc name.

[Gnome Rage]

Gnome Noms?

[4a6c1]

Yessss.

[Gnome Rage]

But I'm RAGEFUL.

[Kuyuk]

But I'm RAGEFUL.

Because you're a Geisha?

[Gnome Rage]

Because you're a Geisha?

>dem cold
You decide to show the world how cold you can be!
>Slap Kuy
You slap Kuyuk upside the head!

[4a6c1]

But I'm RAGEFUL.

I dont see rageful. I see Kissyface Nipplenazi McManhands.

[4a6c1]

Not that there is anything wrong with manhands.

I haz em.

MANHANDS UNITE.

[Gnome Rage]

I dont see rageful. I see Kissyface Nipplenazi McManhands.
OUCH!

Manhands? Did you send that rep comment? ;]

[4a6c1]

No. Unless it was green. It warms my heart when I see my own flaws in other women.

[4a6c1]

NIPPLES!

[Gnome Rage]

What makes manhands anyways? Mine are super bony... is that manhandesque? Cause they're not actually that big. I do have super long fingers though... and toes for that matter

[Ryvicke]

Ever since that one episode of Seinfeld where that lady tears apart a chicken with manhands I always check a girl's hands. It doesn't seem as if gnomnoms has man hands though in this incredibly color-saturated totally non-ethnic photograph.

[Gnome Rage]

Ever since that one episode of Seinfeld where that lady tears apart a chicken with manhands I always check a girl's hands. It doesn't seem as if gnomnoms has man hands though in this incredibly color-saturated totally non-ethnic photograph.

=/ I didn't even edit that one.

[4a6c1]

Dude she could totally disassemble a chain gun without flinching. Those are hand muscles I detect.

Ok I'm bored of this. I'm going to go play with my own saggy tits. Fuck your perky nipples!

[Gnome Rage]

I has hand muscles. I give wicked good massages.

Can I play with your probably-not-as-saggy-as-you-think tits? I think you should post a picture for tradzies.

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/attention-red.jpg


:)

[Gnome Rage]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6670/attnx.jpg

Sorry. Made it more accurate

[Gan]

I'd put money on it just being a weird thread creeper. lol.

PS. STFU (http://i33.tinypic.com/2nhm9ft.jpg)
http://i33.tinypic.com/2nhm9ft.jpg

Close.

No member card though. Not getting in the door.

You can park the cars though.

[Gnome Rage]

Close.

No member card though. Not getting in the door.

You can park the cars though.
All I need is a parking space to prostitute myself. So I'm good!

[Delias]

All I need is a parking space to prostitute myself. So I'm good!

While we're on the subject then, what's your going rate?

[Gnome Rage]

While we're on the subject then, what's your going rate?

I go 1m per minute. I only cater to the rich and famous.

[Delias]

I go 1m per minute. I only cater to the rich and famous.

Cool. I have so many M's I will give you a double M per minute. I have a trip in two weeks to a secluded cabin in the woods where you will certainly earn your candy.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6670/attnx.jpg

Sorry. Made it more accurate

:rofl:

[Delias]

That picture makes me feel sort of like a pedo just looking at it.

[Gnome Rage]

Cool. I have so many M's I will give you a double M per minute. I have a trip in two weeks to a secluded cabin in the woods where you will certainly earn your candy.
I prefer skittles. Millions.

[Gnome Rage]

Why cause you want to be my lollipop?

[Jarvan]

I prefer skittles. Millions.

Millions of Skittles?

Seems a little expensive to me.

[Gnome Rage]

Millions of Skittles?

Seems a little expensive to me.

I want millions of dollars, paid in skittles for my skilzz

[Delias]

Why cause you want to be my lollipop?

Normally I would reply in an even more suggestive, or even outright perverted manner but I am still feeling kinda skeezed out from that picture.

P.S.

PM me and we can discuss it. HAH!

[Gnome Rage]

Normally I would reply in an even more suggestive, or even outright perverted manner but I am still feeling kinda skeezed out from that picture.

P.S.

PM me and we can discuss it. HAH!

You totally wanna be my lolli.

I threw it out though. It got cat hair on it.

[Kerranger]

Ok I'm bored of this. I'm going to go play with my own saggy tits. Fuck your perky nipples!

I vote that you take a picture, and post it, while youre at it.

[Delias]

I vote that you take a picture, and post it, while youre at it.

I vote that I take the picture.

[Delias]

You totally wanna be my lolli.

I threw it out though. It got cat hair on it.

I am cat hair free. Just FYI.

[Gnome Rage]

I am cat hair free. Just FYI.

lol. I'm glad to know that. I'll consider you for future licking endeavors.

[Delias]

lol. I'm glad to know that. I'll consider you for future licking endeavors.

Hear that people? I AM IN THE RUNNING!

Edit: Also, it seriously irritates me that I got excited about it for a second.

[Gnome Rage]

What, for being in the running for my future licking endeavors. PM me a photo of your peen, and I'll have it photoshopped onto the lollipop stick. It'll be just like the real thing.

(please don't actually do this)

[Delias]

What, for being in the running for my future licking endeavors. PM me a photo of your peen, and I'll have it photoshopped onto the lollipop stick. It'll be just like the real thing.

(please don't actually do this)

TOO LATE!

[Gnome Rage]

Shiiiit.

[Celephais]

Did you... intimidate her... her mothers says you wouldn't let her use the phone.

Were you intoxicated beyond the point of knowing what was going on.

Better yet, don't forget, leave your keys on the TV set, hoping your gone from the corner bar, here were are after dark, knocking back the makers mark, scratching off the dollars from my buddies car, lean on sheeeena, she leans on me a lot. Hold on hold on, hold on to what you got. Intimidate her, how'd you make her feel, worse than she did before, and I heard you came back later, had the upstairs neighbors banging on the floor.

[IorakeWarhammer]

creepy post celefacepalm maybe i need to scroll up and read for context but uhh... <SHIVER IN FEAR>

[Gnome Rage]

Cel are you drunkenly singing again?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Cel are you drunkenly singing again?

Bouncing Souls, I approve!

[Gnome Rage]

Bouncing Souls, I approve!

I had to look it up.

[CrystalTears]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/smilies/needpics.gif

[Gnome Rage]

So post some!

[Kerranger]

So post some!

This. ^. Hell YES.

[CrystalTears]

So post some!
You first, since you keep bumping this thread! :P

[Kerranger]

This thread has been denied CT boobs for FAR too long. I think everyone would agree.

[Gnome Rage]

I JUST posted a new one. Gosh.

Its YOUR turn.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'd put money on it just being a weird thread creeper. lol.

PS. STFU (http://i33.tinypic.com/2nhm9ft.jpg)

Those are epic GR. Very nice bewbs.

[Gnome Rage]

You are epic GR. Very nice mind.

Aw thx.

[Delias]

Aw thx.

So, about those skittles... how many are we talking, again?

[Gnome Rage]

So, about those skittles... how many are we talking, again?Bill gates fortune, paid in skittles.

[Stunseed]

Ehh...Tell your boyfriend if he knows, that your boobs are appreciated.

[Gnome Rage]

He knows. ;] He appreciates em daily.

[Delias]

Bill gates fortune, paid in skittles.

I think I'm in the clear, because I don't think you can count that high.

[Gnome Rage]

I think I'm in the clear, because I don't think you can count that high.

Pshaw! I can count to at least 25, sometimes I'm not sure what comes next.

[Delias]

One billion. Then two billion comes next, and so on and so forth until you get to 99 billion which is followed by infinity. By this count I will give you 99 billion skittles in... let's call it "trade".

[Delias]

http://imgur.com/zmiui.png

Special two for one boobs.

edit: may have shared this one before... can't recall.

[nub]

good lord those are massive (gnome's rage's)

[nub]

http://imgur.com/zmiui.png

Special two for one boobs.

edit: may have shared this one before... can't recall.

lol wtf is going on there...

[Delias]

Two females manually stimulating each other to orgasm... but I cropped out everything below the waist.

[nub]

sluts!

[Delias]

sluts!

Alcohol: An illustrated guide to it's many uses.

[RichardCranium]

PM the unedited version.

[Gnome Rage]

You shared that before. And I KNOW THEY"RE HUGE GO AWAY.

[RichardCranium]

More tits, less jabberjaw.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Someone needs to remind Cel to update his boob site with titmouse + Gnome's epic bewbage

[Kuyuk]

He would but we dont have an uncensored pic :(

[Gnome Rage]

I don't want 'em on Beerzombie. He knows that xD

[Tisket]

You actually finally posted your boobs? About motherfucking time. It only took a million fucking posts first.

(Oh, and niiiice. I approve.)

[Delias]

You shared that before. And I KNOW THEY"RE HUGE GO AWAY.

I'm running out of pictures, damnit. I told you my life is boring now. I guess I'll have to try harder.

Also, I once almost suffocated on boobs. Curiously enough, I have absolutely no fear of them, and am willing to put myself into such a potentially lethal situation again.

[pabstblueribbon]

You shared that before. And I KNOW THEY"RE HUGE GO AWAY.

You were a whole lot more attractive when you talked* less.

You've probably heard that one before though. ;)










*I don't explain she-at.

[pabstblueribbon]

Those are epic GR. Very nice bewbs.

Oh. Damn.

The only way I can express myself with are 'wang chung'. If you get my drift.

EDIT: Oh yeah, after the word myself and before with is, in words.

I think i just accidentaly all over the goddamn place.











But seriously, stop talking*.

[Gnome Rage]

You actually finally posted your boobs? About motherfucking time. It only took a million fucking posts first.

(Oh, and niiiice. I approve.)

Its actually the third picture I've posted...

But I'll take the compliment.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Its actually the third picture I've posted...

But I'll take the compliment.

GET BACK IN THE BALL PIT.

[Gnome Rage]

GET BACK IN THE BALL PIT.

yesss missstressss.*

[Delias]

yesss master.

Mistress.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

We switch, it's cool.

[Delias]

I'll get the camera. Again.

[Gnome Rage]

-Scissors Nikki-

[pabstblueribbon]

Scissoring isn't sexy anymore thanks to Mr./Ms. Garrison. That fucking asshole.






But it sure is funny.

[Tisket]

Its actually the third picture I've posted...

Sorry I missed the other two. They must have been BURIED in the million NON-PICTURE posts you've spammed this thread with.

[Ribbons]

Tisket has awesome boobs.

Just sayin'.

[Tisket]

Tisket has awesome boobs.

Just sayin'.

I sense a trap.

[Ribbons]

I sense a trap.

No traps! I'm srs.

[Delias]

Tisket has awesome boobs.

Just sayin'.

Seconded.

[pabstblueribbon]

Seconded.

Yeah. I want to see gravity goddamn it. Actually. I want the photo taken from underneat you with your tits just hanging there, majestically in someones face/camera.


Did I just cross a line?

Ah well.



majestic

[CrystalTears]

Sorry I missed the other two. They must have been BURIED in the million NON-PICTURE posts you've spammed this thread with.
^This.

[Gan]

Tisket has awesome boobs.

Just sayin'.
x3

I sense a trap.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fGy1N_LRqxo/SYEuhsp7FeI/AAAAAAAACxU/VpCGej8cfUI/s400/Drop_the_Soap-Its_a_trap.jpg

[Drew]

I sense a trap.

And you've been caught in it, you have to post more boobs now.

[CrystalTears]

I was scolded for posting in this thread but without boob pics. I guess I'll have to take care of this later today or tomorrow.

[Cephalopod]

I was scolded for posting in this thread but without boob pics. I guess I'll have to take care of this later today or tomorrow.

Really? That's all it takes?

[Celephais]

Really? That's all it takes?

The lightbulb that just came on in your head is burning so furiously I can see it from here.

[AnticorRifling]

Man I need to remember to check this at home...can't click while at work grrrr.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The lightbulb that just came on in your head is burning so furiously I can see it from here.

UPDATE THE BOOB PAGE, NAO PLZ.

Thanks <3

[Celephais]

UPDATE THE BOOB PAGE, NAO PLZ.

Thanks <3

Titmouse added!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Titmouse added!

Gnome Rage's boobage is absent :( :( :(

[Drew]

Gnome Rage's boobage is absent :( :( :(

She said she doesn't want to be on there.

[Jarvan]

She is still shy it seems.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

LAME.

brb, heckling GR

[Kerranger]

I was scolded for posting in this thread but without boob pics. I guess I'll have to take care of this later today or tomorrow.

Hell. Yes.

[Cephalopod]

I was scolded for posting in this thread but without boob pics. I guess I'll have to take care of this later today or tomorrow.

It's been a few days... :: puppy dog eyes ::

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

It's been a few days... :: puppy dog eyes ::

Translation: BOOBS, NAO

[Kerranger]

Translation: BOOBS, NAO

:yeahthat:

[CrystalTears]

Sorry I'm late...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/photo.jpg

[Kuyuk]

Sorry I'm late...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/photo.jpg

<3 http://images.clipartof.com/small/5731-Happy-Man-Driving-A-Motor-Boat-On-A-Lake-Clipart-Illustration.jpg

[Tisket]

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to CrystalTears again.

[4a6c1]

Sorry I'm late...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/photo.jpg

Your husband is such a lucky man!

[Tisket]

I somehow feel that those boobs should be able to cure cancer or bring about world peace.

They are just that epic.

[B4Hand]

Sorry I'm late...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/photo.jpg
Yay! I agree with Tisket.

[Sean of the Thread]

I somehow feel that those boobs should be able to cure cancer or bring about world peace.

They are just that epic.


Screw curing cancer or world peace with those...

All I can think about is an ounce of lube and an epic titty fuck to end all titty fucks.

[Asha]

Hi. You have big boobs.

[Delias]

They are so big I want to stick my head between them, under your shirt, and make you look like you have three boobs. Plus do other stuff while I'm there.

[Cephalopod]

( ) ( )

No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.

[Stanley Burrell]

Sorry I'm late...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/photo.jpg

Damn. I want to give you more back problems.

[WRoss]

So I called Tisket saggy tits in another thread. Of course I had a few people try and blast me as soon as I posted this. I challenge Tisket to post a full frontal, while standing up, with no bra. No saggage and I'll post in the "pay it forward guys, show your cock" thread.

[Delias]

So I called Tisket saggy tits in another thread. Of course I had a few people try and blast me as soon as I posted this. I challenge Tisket to post a full frontal, while standing up, with no bra. No saggage and I'll post in the "pay it forward guys, show your cock" thread.

I think you just gave her, and everyone, the perfect reason why she shouldn't.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

So I called Tisket saggy tits in another thread. Of course I had a few people try and blast me as soon as I posted this. I challenge Tisket to post a full frontal, while standing up, with no bra. No saggage and I'll post in the "pay it forward guys, show your cock" thread.

But she has posted a full frontal standing up, no bra.

[Liagala]

But she has posted a full frontal standing up, no bra.
^ This. That's why you were laughed at in the other thread.

[Drew]

But she has posted a full frontal standing up, no bra.

I'm not sure, I think the background was photoshopped or something, but my inclination is that her topless pic was lying down.

[WRoss]

Fine then, don't encourage new Tisket tits. All I've ever seen is her laying on a bed all pasty white like Casper the Ghost.

[Tisket]

But she has posted a full frontal standing up, no bra.

I seldom wear a bra. Which probably doesn't increase my future chances of remaining sag-free now that I think about it.


So I called Tisket saggy tits in another thread. Of course I had a few people try and blast me as soon as I posted this. I challenge Tisket to post a full frontal, while standing up, with no bra. No saggage and I'll post in the "pay it forward guys, show your cock" thread.

Except that nobody wants to see your shriveled little weenie.

[Drew]

But just do it anyway. You're due.

[WRoss]

Aww, so all this talk about how your tits are the standard, but no proof. What a tease. You and gnome rage should go have a pity party.