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Femereff
09-05-2008, 09:31 PM
Auction Closed, pleace Contact me via IM's to set up time to collect your items

an elegant white ora javelin - 2x Enhansive javelin


The harmonics generated tell you that the javelin has been infused with the power of an ice elemental.

The javelin resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a bonus of 5 to Strength Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 42 times.
It provides a bonus of 4 to Dexterity Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 22 times.
The javelin looks to have a lot of charges remaining.

You sense that the white ora javelin will persist after its last enhancive charge has been expended.

MB 100k
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a big bunny backsack - holds VLA

Enhances your bunnyness

MB 25k
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a burnished ora toy hawk with gleaming gold-tipped wings

>turn hawk
You twist and turn the crank on your ora toy hawk until you have wound it up as tightly as it will go. The toy springs into motion, tiny wisps of steam shooting from its nose and ears. The contraption starts to move, makes a few odd noises, then grinds to a halt.

MB 10k
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a tiny green dead parakeet (altered dead pet)

The little bird's feathers have been carefully arranged to cover any bald spots or broken quills. Its beak is slightly open, as though about to sing, and its claws are curved in a perching position. The two glass eyes shine brightly, with an almost lifelike expression.

>wave para
You flap the wings of your dead parakeet in a fair imitation of flight.
>tap para
>
You tap a tiny green dead parakeet, which is in your right hand.
>
Deep blue motes swirl away from you and fade.
>turn para
You turn your dead parakeet around to face the other way.
>poke para
You poke your dead parakeet. It doesn't move.
>push para
>
You roll your dead parakeet over onto its back. Its wings flop in a very non-lifelike way, so you quickly turn it upright once again.
>pul para
You arrange the wings of your dead parakeet into a more lifelike position.

may be many others, I have forgotten

MB 100k
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a blood-red dragon's-tear ruby pin expertly carved into the form of flickering stylized flames

a blank imbed, reimbeddable and will persist after the spell is used up.

CB 100k NocturnalRob SOLD
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an oaken horse-topped stick

RP tool.

MB 5k
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a thin vibrant red bathing chemise

wearable with armor

MB 5k
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a shimmering golden monkey ring dangling a miniature furry paw

9 charges of disk, persists and is reimbeddable

CB 50k NocturnalRob SOLD
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Items Added Saturday, 9/6

a tiny beanbag homunculus
Many actions, each one affecting how the beanbag appears.
throw hom
You toss a tiny beanbag homunculus high into the air! As it plummets toward the ground you reach out and catch it, saving it from certain disaster.
You try to spin a tiny beanbag homunculus like a top, but it flashes with a white light and collapses in a beanbaggish heap!
>glan
You glance down to see a tiny beanbag sheep in your right hand
push sheep
You push a tiny beanbag sheep along the ground, making sheep-ish noises as you go.

>spin sheep
You try to spin a tiny beanbag sheep like a top, but it flashes with a white light and collapses in a beanbaggish heap!
>glanc
You glance down to see a tiny beanbag wolverine in your right hand
>spin sheep
What were you referring to?
>spin wol
You try to spin a tiny beanbag wolverine like a top, but it flashes with a white light and collapses in a beanbaggish heap!
>glanc
You glance down to see a tiny beanbag goat
Many many more things it can become using the right verbs
MB 1 mill

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an hourglass-shaped satinwood dulcimer inlaid with a series of orchid-cut dragon's-tear diamonds (altered)
MB 200k

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a ruby-hilted black rolaren longsword
This is a very old longsword, with its original Desciption
MB 250k
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a rough-hewn hoarbeam crossbow carved with crude runic symbols
+12 Triton found, assumed to be further enchantable.
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some black leather tap-dancing shoes adorned with miniature silver monkey charms
>push shoe
You jig to your left, hopping and leaping with the exuberance of the dance!
>pul sho
You waltz, your movements graceful and your footsteps like those of a goat on a tin roof.
Shoes made for small groups of Sukara's clients
MB 250k
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a sheer spidersilk wrap with a gentle dusting of ethereally pale snow roses (altered wrap)
scripted wrap for cool evening outtings
wear wrap
You settle your spidersilk wrap elegantly over your shoulders.
>pul wrap
You pull your spidersilk wrap more closely around your shoulders.
>rub wrap
You finger the front edge of your spidersilk wrap, admiring its workmanship.
CB 100k Winters Kiss SOLD
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>l in my bas
In the wicker basket you see a soft black velvet ribbon (x10) and an orange trumpetvine flower (x10)
These ribbons and flowers can be braided together to create different items using different styles of braiding, larger peices are made using more of the flowers and ribbons
MB 100k
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More items will be added as I better learn the forum auction system,
Best to screw up on a small scale then large.

Happy Bidding
~Femereff~

Celephais
09-05-2008, 09:34 PM
a tiny green dead parakeet

The little bird's feathers have been carefully arranged to cover any bald spots or broken quills. Its beak is slightly open, as though about to sing, and its claws are curved in a perching position. The two glass eyes shine brightly, with an almost lifelike expression.

>wave para
You flap the wings of your dead parakeet in a fair imitation of flight.
>tap para
>
You tap a tiny green dead parakeet, which is in your right hand.
>
Deep blue motes swirl away from you and fade.
>turn para
You turn your dead parakeet around to face the other way.
>poke para
You poke your dead parakeet. It doesn't move.
>push para
>
You roll your dead parakeet over onto its back. Its wings flop in a very non-lifelike way, so you quickly turn it upright once again.
>pul para
You arrange the wings of your dead parakeet into a more lifelike position.

may be many others, I have forgotten
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j2/GritJoel/dumb_dumber_pretty_bird_link.jpg

Tea & Strumpets
09-05-2008, 10:07 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j2/GritJoel/dumb_dumber_pretty_bird_link.jpg

Why don't you have a bite of your burger?

http://www.tubearoo.com/m3/82409/87623_pepper.jpg

On an off-topic note, I am entirely too amused by that movie.

Tea & Strumpets
09-05-2008, 10:08 PM
Oh wait, that's also where I got my posting name!

Celephais
09-05-2008, 10:10 PM
Why don't you have a bite of your burger?

http://www.tubearoo.com/m3/82409/87623_pepper.jpg

On an off-topic note, I am entirely too amused by that movie.
This had me LoLing... maybe I'll pregame w/ some Dumb & Dumber tonight... although, that is THE best movie you can watch while drunk.

Stanley Burrell
09-05-2008, 10:21 PM
He must work out.

NocturnalRob
09-06-2008, 08:58 AM
100k on ruby pin.
50k on monkey ring

AestheticDeath
09-06-2008, 09:06 AM
This represents years of junk?

DelawhereAmi
09-06-2008, 10:27 AM
This represents years of junk?


I agree, I somehow was expecting better.

Femereff
09-06-2008, 12:44 PM
This is just the beginning, I have never done a forums auction before and needed to be sure I had the format down right. There will be additions

Winter's Kiss
09-06-2008, 11:04 PM
a sheer spidersilk wrap with a gentle dusting of ethereally pale snow roses (altered wrap)
scripted wrap for cool evening outtings
wear wrap
You settle your spidersilk wrap elegantly over your shoulders.
>pul wrap
You pull your spidersilk wrap more closely around your shoulders.
>rub wrap
You finger the front edge of your spidersilk wrap, admiring its workmanship.
MB 100k


100k on this please.

Femereff
09-08-2008, 07:49 AM
Updated

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
09-08-2008, 08:21 AM
a big bunny backsack - holds VLA


If that item had one less instance of 'bunny', and one more instance of 'pikachu', I'd reactivate my account right now, overpay tremendously for it, and demand that all praise me as THE pokemon master. As it stands now though, I'd just look like a homo if I bought it...

FREE BUMP!

Celephais
09-08-2008, 08:30 AM
As it stands now though, I'd just look like a homo if I bought it...
Let me save you some trouble, you don't need to buy that backpack to look like a homo, you just need to keep that signature image of yours.

Stanley Burrell
09-08-2008, 08:36 AM
Yeah, that's sort of like an open admission.

Femereff
09-12-2008, 11:31 PM
All auction winners contact me so that I can get your items to you.


Femereff

Akaylas
09-14-2008, 04:39 PM
a burnished ora toy hawk with gleaming gold-tipped wings 10k